Love the replies 😂

melissmia · 2019-12-25T01:04:31+00:00

Push HIS head down during sex 😬

quasarbar · 2019-12-25T01:34:30+00:00

Expect HIM to do all the housework and make himself pretty for you while you don't lift a finger.

descending_angel · 2019-12-24T20:05:06+00:00

Masturbate to porn on the couch instead of having sex with HIM.

randomgirlimok · 2019-12-24T17:54:26+00:00

Have sex with other people while pretending you’re exclusive

wowthispostissad · 2019-12-24T18:23:53+00:00

Make HIM raise the kids and do the majority of the housework while you do “backyard chores.”

Ditch HIM and make him a single father and never pay child support.

jackrusselterror1 · 2019-12-24T18:13:55+00:00

Pretend to be so incapable at doing the chores that HE takes over them. Demand HIS praise for basic skills a toddler can master. Complain about HIS cooking. After being so insufferable and making HIM mom you, complain when HE loses any attraction to you and doesn't want to have sex with someone who acts like a young child (because the relationship passes more than a slight resemblance of a mother with a young son, and making someone into your pseudo mother makes them feel like your mother and not want to bang you). Pressure HIM for sex and whine and cry when HE says no, then when HE reluctantly agrees, blame HIM for starfishing and not putting any effort into HIS performance when HE doesn't orgasm. After that, play the silent game with HIM. Treat HIM like he treats YOU.

Edit to add: my abusive ex's greatest hits, y'all. I'm almost at year 2 of being single and leveling up. And yeah, turns out that babying and coddling a full grown man completely destroyed my libido, because you can't just turn off the contempt you feel on a daily basis when its time for sex.

extraacct1234 · 2019-12-24T19:40:36+00:00

Cheat on HIM! Laugh in HIS face! Make "jokes" about ass raping HIM! Fuck him until you cum and roll over and leave HIM without an orgasm!

You can do it ladies! Reciprocate!

ontherailstoday · 2019-12-24T21:25:16+00:00

Leave the dishes for HIM to do.

wowthispostissad · 2019-12-24T17:45:44+00:00

Men would be so mad if we treated them like how they treat us.

themissdaydreamer · 2019-12-24T18:51:50+00:00

demands him to have anal sex and when he refuses tell him you'll find another guy who does it

mamajunesrevenge · 2019-12-24T18:43:46+00:00

Future fake HIM

Queencake504 · 2019-12-24T18:26:49+00:00

Get him emotionally invested and string him along for months ,knowing damn well your only goal from day one was to waste his time

Novemberinthechair · 2019-12-25T06:41:37+00:00

Post nudes of him on the cloud.

Make him clean up after you.

If he doesn't go down on you, gaslight him and call him a prude.

Make him self-conscious about his body hair.

jackrusselterror1 · 2019-12-24T22:51:25+00:00

This post got crossposted to different subreddits. I guess even listing examples of bad male behavior we've experienced while dating is too much for them (they called it toxic femininity, lmao).

KAT_85 · 2019-12-24T17:57:24+00:00

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sofiacarolina · 2019-12-25T06:21:31+00:00

ew the OP in that thread has got to be queen of the pickme's. as if men are out there being neglected by women lmfaoo

mephitmpH · 2019-12-25T01:33:16+00:00

This post has given me the serious giggles.. every time I open it up and see the emphasis on HIS!! Jfc .. someone send help 🤪

melissmia · 2019-12-25T02:31:49+00:00

Make full dollar for every $0.79 HE earns

__kamikaze__ · 2019-12-24T18:58:16+00:00

The comments on this post are great. We should round them up and create an official list 😂

Lesbian_Frylock · 2019-12-24T21:01:50+00:00

She acts as if women providing men with food and affection hasn't been normalized for ages. 🙄

CeriseNoire · 2019-12-25T00:08:08+00:00

Yes. Give the man food. So revolutionary! Never been done before. Breaking boundaries. wE ReCiPROCatiNG, LaDieS. I don't know about you, but my mind is blown. After a lifetime of seeing all women around me work the same as men and then cook for men and feed them while the men relax. This idea of buying HIM food is just such a breath of fresh air. They haven't been getting enough. Buy them more food. That's what's been missing in my life. I would like to thank this pickme for the enlightenment.

Loiacono3137 · 2019-12-24T18:55:24+00:00

Lmaooo

PrettyCicada · 2019-12-24T18:48:41+00:00

JFC the OP in that convo is like peak PMAB.

littytitty00 · 2019-12-24T23:00:30+00:00

These comments are gold

Diamondsareagirlsbff · 2019-12-24T19:06:44+00:00

😂😂😂😂

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2019-12-29T07:44:43+00:00

"Cheat with HIS homies"

"use HIM for shit"

"ghost HIS ass"

JT_thebrat_LaRoux · 2019-12-31T12:09:16+00:00

damnit, every freaking time I see this picture, that one line....suck HIS titties...I just fall apart laughing...I can't help it...I love love love the overall message though like crazy, but man...this just makes me giggle like crazy XD XD XD

ilikesoy_ · 2020-03-04T14:23:05+00:00

use HIM for sex and then DEMAND what HE brings to the table

Title	Love the replies 😂
Author	dalia-chan
Upvotes	1895
Comments	86
Date	December 24, 2019 5:18 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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