LVM wanting to be coddled when doing simple housework is so widespread they even pitched it on Shark Tank as a business

lillylilacladybug · 2021-07-28T16:06:07+00:00

Don’t they do this for preschoolers when they don’t shit in their pants and bite other kids?

Frogspocket · 2021-07-28T17:24:28+00:00

🤢 It's not cute and funny to have a man that acts like a child. Being a parental figure or adult figure for your partner is so unnatural and honestly just repulsive. How can these women even have a healthy libido around men (boys) like that?

DandelionScreaming · 2021-07-28T16:17:32+00:00

“I put the toilet paper on” “I put the toilet seat down” “I picked my dirty clothes up” er so could 7 year old me, what’s the sticker for? 😂

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-07-28T17:03:44+00:00

So he can't do basic chores but can end up on Shark Tank. Anyone think his wife did all the legwork and this toad shaped man just gave the pitch?

uaintshieeet · 2021-07-28T16:42:09+00:00

It reminds be of one of the most shared NYTimes articles ever, where a woman writes about training her husband using exotic animal training techniques, and she mentions praising the husband as positive reinforcement.

catlady4u · 2021-07-28T16:24:06+00:00

Pathetic. Does it come with gold stickers for his forehead?

vbych76 · 2021-07-28T16:33:56+00:00

It's so cringey even to watch. And the goatee 🤮 Edit:Let me rephrase that: those face pubes that wanted to be a beard so bad.

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2021-07-28T16:41:09+00:00

Man medals? More like manchild medals for the scrote-olympics🤡

West_Zone · 2021-07-28T17:21:30+00:00

Ewww, men really do want their girlfriends to be their mommies, giving them fancy stickers for being good boys. 🤢

Human_Summer_1709 · 2021-07-28T18:32:30+00:00

So... preschoolers? And men still think they're better suited to run politics, business, finance, military, etc?

RussianAsshole · 2021-07-28T19:06:07+00:00

Can you even imagine if women demanded a reward for picking up their dirty socks? What men would say about us? How can you be this proud to be useless?

Aocwannabe · 2021-07-28T16:45:52+00:00

I couldn’t get past 37 seconds. This could be funny but it’s too true.

deadinsidelol69 · 2021-07-28T18:26:25+00:00

I remember when my kindergarten teacher did this...why do grown ass men need a good noodle sticker to do the bare fucking minimum? If any woman needs to buy this, she needs to instead spend the money on renting a dumpster so she can throw the whole man away.

shljock · 2021-07-28T18:39:43+00:00

Hehhehe hi investors let's all laugh at this fugly bumbling scrote and all the women who have been mothers to their spouses for millenia to the detriment of their own health, safety and lives. 🤮

huevos_and_whiskey · 2021-07-28T19:04:56+00:00

I have so many questions…

Are those actual size? Imagine how fragile a man’s ego has to be to need a “medal” that big for basic tasks.

Do they just do the thing once and then get the medal for all time? Seems like a chore chart would make more sense.

Note: if you’re thinking about making a chore chart for your adult husband or boyfriend, it’s time to leave. Long past, probably. Edit to add: I say this as an adult with ADHD, who has had to make chore charts and similar for myself. They look like to-do lists and schedules, because I’m not a child. Even if he has some mental illness (yup, I said it) that makes things more challenging, he should be managing it himself. There’s really no excuse.

Also, isn’t it just typical that no, actually, it was his wife’s idea, not his! She was the one who said, “what do you want, a medal?”

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-07-28T17:21:20+00:00

Pathetic

Impossible_Mud_7599 · 2021-07-28T22:35:12+00:00

Ugly, fat, and entitled. The scrote trifecta.

Aspect-Secure · 2021-07-28T18:26:58+00:00

This is vomit inducing.

swaylyn · 2021-07-28T19:05:41+00:00

So much…fake laughing

saint-jezebel · 2021-07-28T19:25:49+00:00

Our requirement is their reward. Nothing to see here folks. Just another day another lvm logic.

warinmymind94 · 2021-07-28T19:52:14+00:00

Wow I haven't had a sticker chart since 1st grade for doing my homework and chores. Wtf. They're a little big for still trying to fit in the kid clothes and play with toy cars and blocks.

Any_Indication_2754 · 2021-07-29T09:20:31+00:00

Scrotes always say to their women : "just TELL me what to do!" When it comes to household chores. Their women need to tell them to gtfo and go back to mommy.

ComedyCaviar · 2021-07-29T11:37:20+00:00

I can see Lori and Mark Cuban just cringe at the topic. Sooo much cringe it's not even funny for them. I can imagine Lori on the shopping network saying "And we all know we have to tell our husbands to do chores". She would never do that. She's at a point in her life where she sees this guy as a worm that should be crushed. She was the first to go out as well.

CroneRaisedMaiden · 2021-07-29T11:33:03+00:00

this is absolutely ridiculous, men should be ashamed of themselves

spinsterchachkies · 2021-07-29T18:53:03+00:00

I watched it for the hottie with the body

Title	LVM wanting to be coddled when doing simple housework is so widespread they even pitched it on Shark Tank as a business
Author	ComedyCaviar
Upvotes	228
Comments	45
Date	July 28, 2021 4:00 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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