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[–]LionorasFDS Newbie89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This isn't even sarcasm
My father's underwear is basically falling apart and he refuses to buy new one. I'm currently following the routine of always throwing his shit away when I'm doing laundry, so he is forced to buy new ones at some point ( I hope)
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[–]LionorasFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
According to him, he doesn't care.
Sometimes he runs around in this weird swimsuit underwear (imagine the lower half of a bikini but on a guy). Like, only in his swimsuit-underwear. No pants. Simply because he ran out of his cloth-underwear he wears that one because he can simply wash it water.
[–]achelois_healerFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And skidmarks
[–]Muffy217FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every time I hear that word, I think of that hilarious story on here a few months ago who wouldn’t wipe his ass 😂
[–]SuitablePerformance3FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nooo not the skidmarks!!!🤮🤮
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple177 points178 points179 points 5 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
I never understood the "what are you wearing" question 😂
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple172 points173 points174 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Me either. What answer are they looking for? I answered the phone at work when I was 19 and was asked that question by a dude. I didn’t get why he needed that info and had literally never been asked this in my life. So I said without any emotion, “a black skirt and a white button down top with long sleeves.” There was a pause then he hung up. 😂🤡🤡 I mean, you asked, Chad.
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The only time I’ve heard anything like that at work was at a US office of a European based company, a British man asked a receptionist (young Mormon woman) what she “had on today “. The young woman explained her outfit over the phone to a confused and embarrassed salesman. In the UK “what do you have on today “ is asking what do you have on your schedule not what do you have on your body. 😂
[–]royaldetourFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh no lmao!
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[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was an office. 🤷🏻♀️
[–]quiteshall0wFDS Newbie100 points101 points102 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's so they can imagine you to jerk off to you.
[–]Queen_EvergreenFDS Newbie81 points82 points83 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Whenever I’ve been asked that I’ve never had a fun answer. It’s clearly an invitation to preform for them. Which is pretty bizarre. It’s like asking me what I ate for lunch then expecting a sensual description of what I’m gonna make him for lunch.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yep. I accidentally watched The Drew Barrymore Show the other day, and she had Chef Carla on who made Halloween themed deviled eggs. Ok, so Carla made them and presented the eggs to Drew. Drew, who, by the way, I think is a perfectly nice, good natured chick, but has lived too long in the Hollywood bubble that promotes sex pozzie crap as a form of liberation, almost began making out with the eggs. Like she was going to start French kissing them. ???? It's all performative. Cool girls will make out with food because everything has to be porny, thanks to unsophisticated dudes who rule online culture.
[–]throwRAwhatisthisFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m disturbed and highly confused. How do you make out with a deviled egg?? And why?!
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, the why...everything has to be related to sex? I dunno.
The how? Um, she held one of the eggs close to her face and started making open mouth kissy faces towards the egg. It baffles me too.
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Disciple57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are exhausting in how many ways they expect women to be constantly catering to them.
In the animal kingdom it’s reverse. Most male animals dance, sing, bring gifts, and show off for the hopes of getting some attention. Human males just happen to be the ugliest and laziest thing on the planet and sit back trying to demand more and more performance. Hell nah
[–]sashimi_girlFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mmmm 🥰 it’s a ...turkey wrap...wrapped it myself...😌
[–]vereelimeeFDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a weird control/boundary push.
If you answer that means you have lowered your standards because it's such a ridiculous question. You would never answer it in person unless the person were visually impaired. Even then only in a specific context would you tolerate such a question.
So the fact a woman answers means she did what they wanted. Also they're so low effort they can't possibly imagine that women wear a variety of clothes. I mean what even are pants do they cover your arms? Are they made of peanut brittle? Literally could be anything/s
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple83 points84 points85 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a cue to perform and give them a boner over the phone or online. My asshole ex asked me this while I was at work one time (the last time too) via email. He knew I was at work. It pissed me off. He expected me to type out a little porn fantasy for him in the middle of the day while I'm trying to write copy. I just didn't fucking answer him. Like, what the fuck do you think I'm wearing, asshole? My dressy casual business attire. You think I'm going to stop everything to talk about panties or non-existent garters? Frankly, the question made me dry as the Sahara. It was the opposite of sexy.
[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple141 points142 points143 points 5 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
He wearin the grapefruit he just microwaved and scrolling through teen porn all day, in mommy’s basement
Sorry for the visual but I’m sayin it like it is damn it
[–]mrCNeverSleepingFDS Newbie88 points89 points90 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“...wearin the grapefruit he just microwaved....” 😆
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[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women will find and connect with new life in outer space before men find the clit.
[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoooo you made me laugh out loud in bed!
[–]throwRAwhatisthisFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa bro. I had no idea there was a whole other step. Microwaving grapefruit sounds horrifying
[–]Half_HaltFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always wondered how the citric acid in a grapefruit wouldn't burn off their junk. But this is a question I doubt I really want answered. 🤣
[–]kettleodumplinsFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's wearing cargo shorts, but don't ask or he'll take them off for the photo he sends you.
[–]Nifteroni-and-CheeseFDS Newbie89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Bro men always regret asking me this, they in for a 30 minute rundown of ethical fashion, from the type of materials that have the smallest impact on the environment to how I ensure that my cloths aren’t made in sweatshops. Want to know about my clothes? I’ll tell you! In lots, and lots, and lots of detail.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best answer! I would also accept: “Hello? HELLO? There’s no one there/ I think the call dropped. CLICK” and “Chastity belt”
[–]gravedestruct1onFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You. Are. A. Genius.
[–]LadyMidnight777FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!! This is my favorite response.
[–]Party-Promise-8840FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I tend to do the same. I love talking about clothes! I’ll talk for hours about clothes. Idgaf. Hahaha. It’s like bro, you asked. 🤷♀️
[–]MulkvisteeFDS Apprentice35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg it's me! I'm unashamed to admit I bought this at Costco, and that my love of blankets as Netflixwear is known enough that I've been gifted a unicorn onesie. I need a penguin one now 🤣
http://imgur.com/a/vDczg2U
[–]szarvagyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Penguin males are very aggressive. I don't like them
[–]Maude2010FDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always tell them what I’m wearing and then they get upset because I’m not actually in lingerie. Sorry not sorry.
[–]v0ta_p0r_m0taPickmeisha™️66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Back in my pickme days there was this guy I liked who would call me and always ask that stupid question and of course I tried to make it sound all sexy like “oh yea I’m just in bed I’m wearing my baby pink underwear blah blah blah.” Meanwhile I’m up in the sonic parking lot, dressed sooo comfortably in sweatpants and hoodie, face all oily, glasses, and hobo bun, just went to town on a footlong chili dog secooonds before he called lol😅.
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Disciple28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How did you curb the unavoidable “ahaha let me see ;))” that allows follows the what are you wearing question??
[–]v0ta_p0r_m0taPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol well he already knew I didn’t like to take pictures so we didn’t do that or FaceTime kuz he had android?
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
underwear.
They are wearing underwear.
...oh my god...maybe that's why they think we are in lingerie all the time! (that or they are brain washed by porn)
[–]Gambit12345FDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha that visual was great
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t mind me heading over to Amazon to check them onesies out
[–]carachuFDS Newbie[S] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine is a pink dinosaur haha
[–]tonha_da_pamonhaFDS Apprentice17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Khakis
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That sounds hideous.
[–]tonha_da_pamonhaFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well he's a guy so
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[–]v0ta_p0r_m0taPickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Deeeeefinitely
[–]tiredaligator196 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its also always the trashiest guys. Like the guys that aren't getting pussy in any fucking universe. I got to be honest if a guy I was dating asked me this, wouldn't be opposed but its always the gross scraggly fuckers.
[–]oscine23FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
In their mind we're always in thongs and a garter belt.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
😂I have a friend with 2 sisters and a single mom. The other day he posted on fb: I don’t understand men. Why would they ask women what they are wearing at 2am? What do you think they are wearing?? Ever lived with women?
[–]likethekeyonthekeybdFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha my brother is the same way. Same situation as well. All his girlfriends love him though. He knows how to take care of them
[–]jargon_explosionFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love asking this question for a laugh because it's so stupid. My ex and I would randomly ask it to each other once in a while and answer honestly. "Grey hoodie with the Zelda logo, sweatpants, and fluffy socks."
[–]LionorasFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH GOD this shit throws me back!
Sorry, but I remember the first time I got this from a guy. I was 14yo, talking to a guy I met through chat. He was -in hindsight - a really fucked up horndog that constantly tried to turn our chats into something sexual, with me being either 1.) oblivious or 2.) very uncomfortable to it.
One of the things was the question "Oooh, but what are you wearing?"
"...clothing?"
"What kind of clothing ;-) ."
"Dude, wtf do you care what I'm wearing. I'm wearing boring-ass PJs I got from my mom with a dog that says "Peace yo" on it."
I blocked him down the line because he constantly wanted nudes & sexting from me. Me. A girl he didn't even know, didn't even know how I looked, but was still desperate enough because I was 2 years younger than him and a girl.
[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg my ex used to ask me all the time what I was wearing. What's that all about?
Anyway I always said t shirt and sweats lol
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know right! Men love asking this. Even when I say it's something non-sexy, they still seem to like it.
[–]intrepidis_duxFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What am I wearing? Khakis. ;-)
[–]VeronaMoreauFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine is a raven 🤷🏾♀️
[–]waddameloneFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s always me wearing my cow or whatever animal onesie I want 😂. Never understood the relevance of that question anyways. They’re really out here expecting us to tell them we’re naked so they can let their crazy/nasty thoughts loose.
[–]MindeskaFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They even sexualise onesies. I've told men I'm wearing a onesie only to get a reply back like 'I'd love to be inside it with you' or 'I'm sure you look sexy in it'. It's so tiring.
[–]potmakesyouparanoidFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha I'm always brutally honest and it's not what they're expecting.
[–]LadyMidnight777FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are so many fun possibilities though.
"what are you wearing? ;)"
"The skin of the last guy to expect me to wear lingerie 24/7" is always a fun answer. Ooh, or describing your outfit, where you bought it, and how you put it together in excruciating detail. That gets them to stop asking pretty fast.
[–]woadskyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Clothes"
[–]BbeautifulbitchFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I make them answer their own question... I say what do you wish I was wearing?
[–]jeneprometsrienFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I literally have a penguin fluffy pants 😭
[–]Shoddy-Telephone-939At-Risk Pick Me3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
My favorite PJs / lounge clothes are granny panties and XL t-shirts ( both 100% cotton, of course). I’ve got a whole drawer of them in every color and print.
[–]-amortentiaFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A guy asked me that question online, and all I answered him was just one significant fact, “Clothes.”
He went silent for a few minutes then said, “Cool, me too.”, and continued our conversation like nothing happened at all.
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