"thank u :)"

babybellenotcheese · 2020-04-20T14:27:51+00:00

Was about to send this to someone as a response but then remembered that total silence is more effective than any words could ever be

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-04-20T13:49:25+00:00

This is why you ignore and BLOCK. Preferably his ass should have already been blocked.

persephones_torch · 2020-04-20T14:00:35+00:00

Accuracy is over 9000

UpbeatIncubator · 2020-04-20T13:42:56+00:00

We need an exorcist up in this.

endorphins_ · 2020-04-20T14:38:43+00:00

LMAO typical. I think this is a bigger symptom of men suppressing their emotions and acting like everything is okay during their breakup yet it's mostly them initiating contact months even years down the road still dwelling on old shit. Women are more likely to confront their emotions head on, cry, feel the pain and then move on without looking back.

always_its_spring · 2020-04-20T15:42:51+00:00

UGH, a few years ago an ex who cheated on me and hardcore manipulated me/ put me down / convinced me I was worth very little / you know the drill in college reached out to try and be friends again. I was very generous - I said that was a long time ago and I know you could have changed a lot. I'm happy to put it behind us and be friendly again, but since I never got a true apology from you, I'd like you to acknowledge that your actions back then were bad, and that you've changed and grown into a better person.

His response was along the lines of "WELL WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS IF YOU CAN'T MOVE PAST THIS DO YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU CANT PUT THAT ON ME, GET OVER IT ALREADY"

smithaej · 2020-04-20T15:06:17+00:00

Can someone please make a book that is nothing but different versions of this meme? We need a textbook on how to spot a fuckboy

babybellenotcheese · 2020-04-20T14:29:44+00:00

I have received five messages (since quarantine began) including an apology YouTube video from my ex and even his best friend (who I never met) reached out to tell me I was wrong for ending things because my ex is “such a nice guy!”

🤣😂

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-04-20T16:35:14+00:00

Quarantine creepers: “Please validate me and give me ego kibbles!”

Reachingout365 · 2020-04-20T18:26:30+00:00

My experience was he didn't talk to me for an entire year after leaving state, comes back, hits on me, I feel something off and should listen to my gut but ignore it, and then find out he has a girlfriend after he asks me out. Just wanted to see if he was "still my weakness" and get an ego validation boost seeing he was; made me feel pathetic. They're fucking trash. So petrified of real communication and connection.

moriahqri · 2020-04-20T14:52:09+00:00

Dead. The sketch even looks like the guy I got the apology from lmao. Spot on. Makes me mad just even thinking back to it.

kantarra · 2020-04-20T21:54:33+00:00

Ugh yes. This happened to me a few years ago, he reached out three years later with "sorry, I feel bad for how I treated you back then, I think about it quite often" nonsense. I told him that I don't think about it at all, but yes, he was an asshole back then to me and deleted him everywhere. Funny thing is that I really had forgotten all about him at that point... but his lame as hell "please make me feel better about myself for accepting my apology for what a piece of shit I was three years ago" really pissed me off. It is always about them wanting to feel better about themselves! It is never actually about apologizing.

Deadgirl1888 · 2020-04-20T19:07:43+00:00

Everytime I used to get these types of texts I used to respond "you didnt get hit by a bus yet? Lame." But it's so much better just to block and not respond. They dont care what kind of response they get any response gives them attention they dont deserve.

pinkyberries · 2020-04-20T20:56:55+00:00

If you respond with anything other than "Thank you" or "I forgive you" then he's like "Omg but it was so long ago!! it's in the past now!!"

Lalelolaleelo · 2020-04-20T21:08:47+00:00

LOL. This is the embodiment of my ex.

After a little over a week of no contact after the break up he called me on a Sunday morning. I just let it ring through. I was driving home later that day and just thought - "How fucking dare you?" like, get the fuck out of here. How dare you think you deserve any of my head space? Sorry you miss the morning sex, not my problem.

Then three days later he emails me saying that he called me and wasn't sure if I had him blocked but he just hoped I was okay with all the COVID stuff. I emailed him back that I was fine and wished his family well. He then sent a response that it was clear I didn't want to talk and he had some things to say but he guessed that some things were better left as is. WTF bro? Like you know you're writing me an email, right? If you have something to say you could literally just tell me right now or you could have left a voicemail when you called. Except he obviously has nothing to say, he just doesn't like that I'm not entertaining any contact from him and he wants to feel missed. Well, I don't miss you. :)

TheOGJammies · 2020-04-20T18:19:02+00:00

Okay, so why do ALL the fuckboys do that chin between their fingers thing? Even when they’re not that good looking? Is that a new red flag?

da_rlene · 2020-04-20T14:22:53+00:00

But the block only lasts for so long, doesn’t it? Unless it’s on social media.

I once blocked my abuser’s number & he was able to reach me after 60 days passed.

GraveyardH2020 · 2020-04-20T16:49:51+00:00

This is amazing. And so accurate. Love it.

LookingForEquanimity · 2020-04-20T16:41:02+00:00

God I dated someone like this on and off for 7 years. I had no direction, no support, no self esteem. So happy I woke up one day and found some self worth. It’s been 3 years now since I talked to my ex and I couldn’t be happier. Just a shame I didn’t get myself together sooner.

ctrlcutie · 2020-04-20T20:32:11+00:00

actually the guy like this in my life sent me, "I know if you feel angry. I deserve it." anyone else get stuff like this?

kimmiechoo · 2020-04-20T21:25:37+00:00

Had this EXACT thing happen to me a couple of weeks ago! 6 months ago, I went out with this guy twice who did not have the same views as me (super machista) and wanted basically another wife since his first marriage didn't pan out.
After the second date, he ghosted me (thank God) and I wrote him off. He then texted me a couple of weeks ago saying to give it another chance and I told him that we didn't see eye to eye from the beginning, he was shallow, selfish and immature and that I didn't care enough to waste my time with someone like him.
His response? "Damn! I guess I missed out on having someone amazing like you! Who knows? You could have ended up as my wife!" EW!
I blocked him right then and there. As if dropping that "wife" part was going to have me change my mind. LVM guys will ALWAYS come back! No matter how much time has passed, and they think by "gracing" you with their presence is justification enough for you to give them a second chance.

sashimi_girl · 2020-04-20T21:50:48+00:00

henlo me and my average but girthy!!! penis still care about you pls respond ):

woiashenseea · 2020-04-21T02:52:47+00:00

I started laughing BEFORE I read the text because of this POSE and the FACE AAAAAHAHHAHA I love this THANK U

CuriousUnihorn · 2020-04-21T00:48:15+00:00

My brain just felt like the release of gas pain in your abdomen. I am so glad I chose to block and delete him after this stunt

throw_away_2071 · 2020-04-20T18:55:35+00:00

I wish I could upload a photo of the turd I just flushed. Looks a hella lot like this illustration. So much, I had to do a double take. Also notorious for behaving exactly the same. Really must let me (and all the other harem members) know he’s a really nice guy. Jesus Christ. What the hell is wrong with these creatures? 45 years old and acting like that, still.

alluringiv · 2020-04-20T19:05:31+00:00

Aka please sleep with me

2020-04-20T20:54:21+00:00

My ex has contacted me a few times since breaking up 2 1/2 years ago

one to say he was in a bad place and needed help, then about 40 mins after that message said he had to phone the non emergency line but he's okay, safe and he was sorry for getting in contect with me (this was a year after 0 contact)

Honestly, that message alone was fine. I had zero intentions of ever responding and if 8 had been awake when he sent the first I would've had to message/contact someone else.

Then he started sending more messages, "extending hand in friendship", that he missed me etc

THEN he told me if I'm not responding because of money I owe, don't worry about it because its "taken care of" (I owe his parents money, not him)

Still, ignored. He wants to be my friend yet would tell me he hated me, wished I'd killed myself and that I'm a fucking disgrace?

THEN 2 years past, not a word from me, but he contacted me AGAIN to say he had tried to kill himself but lived and now has a "well paid job" in a different state

I get that I sound heartless mentioning his poor mental, I was and am obviously relieved he didn't succeed in hurting/killing himself. I wouldn't wish that on him but that doesn't mean I'm ever responding.

He couldn't even wish me to be well or alive while we were in a RELATIONSHIP

maraslove · 2020-04-21T00:43:45+00:00

why .is .this .so .accurate....... 🤭

2020-04-21T01:06:04+00:00

The haircut is even accurate 😂

Title	"thank u :)"
Author	leucoma_salicis
Upvotes	602
Comments	75
Date	April 20, 2020 1:41 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/g4sz84/thank_u/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/thank-u.692579 https://theredarchive.com/post/692579

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