We don't do that no more

lansburysoda · 2022-01-18T13:28:03+00:00

Imagine if we said this about men 🙄

__kamikaze__ · 2022-01-18T14:03:24+00:00

Kind of creepy they’d want to have sex with someone who acts like their mother….

bleda_princezna · 2022-01-18T13:28:39+00:00

Meanwhile he's not capable of acting as one - partner/boyfriend/husband.

I'm not a shampoo, if you need 3in1, go to the supermarket.

LadiesOpinion · 2022-01-18T13:11:59+00:00

She needs to be considerate and prioritise my needs, clean up my mess, take care of me when I'm sick, manage the household, and feel responsible to manage my life and my emotions.

She needs to be one of the guys, enjoy drinking beer with me while we watch football and eat the hot wings she picked up from KFC, and chuckle at my farts and misogynistic jokes.

She needs to be sexy, wear immaculate outfits, lingerie, and make-up around the house, and be fully shaved at all times. She needs to jump at every opportunity to ride my dick and give enthusiastic blowjobs.

She needs to accept me as I am. A lazy, horny, low-effort leech. I expect her to put in 100% of the effort all the time, while I bring absolutely nothing to the table.

fireforestfairy · 2022-01-18T13:40:16+00:00

Sounds like this scrote wants free housekeeping, therapy, and sex.

ItsFreezen · 2022-01-18T13:08:53+00:00

Scrote. You don't need a "real girlfriend" YOU NEED THERAPY.

kinkardine · 2022-01-18T13:28:27+00:00

I wonder if they would stop at 3 in 1.. a real girlfriend should be mom+nanny+housemaid+personal secretary+butler+supermodel+escapegoat+nurse+therapist+personal chef with unlimited catering ability+also mute

thanarealnobody · 2022-01-18T18:37:34+00:00

There was a time where I would’ve taken this as gospel.

I wanted to be this man’s ride or die. His strong supportive pillar, through everything. I would nourish him, listen to him, guide him, love him.

And it was the dumbest waste of my time.

I was cleaning up after a grown man who could barely hold down a job. I was listening to this idiot’s drunken ramblings even when he was already drunk at 2pm. I would make excuses for him when he would hurt me because I didn’t ever want him to feel bad. He was a spoilt, rich, pampered brat and he still turned out to be drunken loser, who never thought of anyone but himself.

Never again am I letting myself stoop this low.

creamtart_ · 2022-01-18T12:55:46+00:00

A resounding hell fucking no.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-01-18T15:36:23+00:00

I'm unreal so I'll never do that 😵again😵

It's the biggest lie women believe.

alien665 · 2022-01-18T14:53:43+00:00

Yeah no lmao.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-01-18T16:54:15+00:00

How… how can they actually express this without being revolted? How can these same scrotes want this but mock us for any perceived “daddy issues”? Lastly, I have NEVER, and never will, want a partner who is my father. WHY

xfelugirlx · 2022-01-18T13:17:17+00:00

Wtf, let these scrotes die alone

TVsFrankismyDad · 2022-01-18T19:37:20+00:00

Maybe Freud was right about men wanting to fuck their mothers. It seems like so many of them want bang mommies to wipe their tushies.

Platipus6 · 2022-01-18T21:52:32+00:00

To be fair, society has been fucked up for so long that most men haven't seen the 8 types of love and have nothing to model.

Eros, erotic love is passionate, sexual and fertile. The honeymoon stage where we want to make babies and can't keep our hands off our lover. Where we both consent, agree, desire and long for each other. It's been perverted into date rapes where men won't control themselves and blame the women for being so sexy. The "give sex by x date" rule, where men don't want the matching desire and enthusiasm, the want what they paid for.

Philia or affectionate love. Lol nope. they despise the friendzone and reject our friendship if they can't get their peepee wet, and then they cry that no-one cares about their mental health. Their male camaraderie consists of pointless, shallow bullshit and roastings, bonding over their hatred of women, elevating men who harm the most women.

Sorge or familial love. Considering the amount of parental neglect and abuse, substance addicted parents, poverty, racism, chauvinism and all around societal fuckery, who is having a great childhood with 2 loving parents, aunts and uncles, cousins and siblings that don't suck. Incest porn has warped their minds. Female family members are not fuck opportunities! I'm surprised it didn't say "sister" as well.

Ludus or playful love. Men have fucked this one up. Negging, criticizing, mocking, rape comments, misogyny, bullying and overall saying shitty things to hurt women's feelings and crush our spirits, then claiming "it's a joke", is not playful teasing or fun banter. It's trolling and sadism.

Mania or obsessive love. They've cornered the market on this one. Coercive control, stalking, harassment, possessiveness, jealousy, murder. But a woman double texting a man is the insane one.

Pragma or enduring love. With few long-term marriages to model, and being unwilling to invest, reciprocate or participate in their own marriages, men have nothing to model and seemingly no desire to create their own. They demand enduring love from women however.

Philautia or self love. LVM can't stand to be around themselves. Riddled with insecurities, shame or delusions that can never be fulfilled, they latch onto women to love them endlessly to spackle up their dead souls. We're expected to have fountains of self-love so we can eat shit with a smile.

Agape or selfless love. LVM bristle at our expectation that men be generous. They're so stingy and panicky that a woman is going to steal their remaining $4.99 they can't imagine two people loving freely and generously. Except women. We have to be bottomless pits of love for loser men.

Without experiencing or witnessing these types of healthy love, it's no wonder men expect all from one woman. And the pornsick, depraved ones expect it from underage girls. Expecting children to manage his emotions via sexual content. Be his friend and future wife. It's sick.

Women need to keep their other friendships as well so we don't expect all types of love from men who can no longer give one type.

3alabali · 2022-01-18T13:39:20+00:00

The thing is this was probably written by a woman

slayeroftruth · 2022-01-18T19:08:15+00:00

It's very creepy men want to be treated like little boys and then get shocked when they are no longer desired for marriage, relationships and sexual. Women don't have weird porn fantasies. We want MAN who can take care of himself not forever child. It's very unattractive. Children need their mothers nurture, guidance and help. They NEED it. Grown men wanting mommy in relationship is weird. Man should not want this, and it gives off stunted adolescence vibes.

PicoPicoMio · 2022-01-19T02:49:41+00:00

Just no, don’t do that to yourself.

fingernmuzzle · 2022-01-19T10:00:11+00:00

MOM???!!!??? EEWWWW

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2022-01-20T18:01:52+00:00

They see their wives and girlfriends as an object. They want her to be "multifunctional" and be a 3-in-1 like a shampoo/body wash/conditioner combo. They think she's an object and must come with multiple functions or she will be deemed "useless" to him. That's how disgusting they are.

Title	We don't do that no more
Author	PinkestMango
Upvotes	1313
Comments	52
Date	January 18, 2022 12:51 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/s6wu1r/we_dont_do_that_no_more/
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