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[–]ChcMickens 1582 points1583 points1584 points 5 years ago (178 children) | Copy Link
I don't care how good it is, no ribeye is worth $1000
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (76 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Dood567 163 points164 points165 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck is spaghetti written so suspicious too lmfao
[–]Sodomeister 43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
It's actually steak cut into thin strips.
[–]ActualWhiterabbit 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Pro tip: Ask your butcher for bull fries for a cheaper yet succulent experience.
[–]Sodomeister 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Are these the same as Rocky mountain oysters?
[–]Karma_Gardener 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some picky person who wanted something off the menu by the looks of it. Manual entry.
[–]WastingTwerkWorkTime 274 points275 points276 points 5 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
or $30 fries
[–]mrburns123456 156 points157 points158 points 5 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
2 sweet corn $38.
[–]bin_hex_oct 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah dude, like wtf? I love some corn on the cob, but are you kidding me?
[–]weeghostie00 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't mind paying more for good food but corn is corn, people who pay that are just idiots
[–]cnieman1 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I kinda disagree on the corn is corn. Some of the hybrids people grow where I live for their gardens or farmers markets are streets ahead of anything I've ever had from elsewhere.
[–]wataha 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SWEET CORN
I wonder if it says sweetcorn or sweet corn on the menu.
[–]Jumbo_Damn_Pride 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bought 4 ears of sweet corn a few weeks ago got a whopping $.04. Ridiculous.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Farmer here.
Shit literally grows from the ground.
[–]Berman9407 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My good sir, I do believe you are mistaken. Shit does not grow from the ground.
[–]Gaiinahat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's no ground for shit to grow out of in Miami.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Fucking $16 for corn is so crazy
[–]lethalmanhole 63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I could understand fries costing 30 dollars. It would have to be enough fries to last you a month, but I could understand it.
[–]giustiziasicoddere 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha a fucking cartload of french fries "Sir can you show me where you car is, and give me keys for the trunk?"
[–]Fmlritp 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where's my trash bag of potatoes?!
[–]HaesoSR 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Between the desks of Cheez-Its and hammocks of cake.
[–]WastingTwerkWorkTime 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
there is this burger shop near me (A's burger) that gives you more than a large fry at mcdonalds when you order. no matter what order, everything comes with this massive order of fries. and there great frys.
i will actually go to A's Burger rather then in and out because in and out frys are trash at best.
[–]stuck_in_the_desert 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm a native NY-er who was stationed in Cali for a few years and I was super excited for and then super disappointed by In-N-Out. I love the cult following/secret menu type stuff they've got but man that food just did not live up to the hype.
Idk how widespread Five Guys is outside of the northeast US, but it's similar to how you described A's; they place the fries order in the bag and then pour an entire second order on top lmao. Taters for days.
[–]skivian 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
The $65 baklava is my biggest contender.
I really want to know what #saltbae passion is
[–]plopodopolis 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
really want to know what #saltbae passion is
The owner sprinkles salt on and feeds you a slice of steak, 120 dollars please x
[–]Hauckeye 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sprinkles salt down his arm so you get all the dead skin cells and hairs along with it!
[–]Ilela 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Baklava is expensive everywhere because of walnut.
Well, good baklava at least. Recently I bought a single rhombus for a dollar. It was horrible. It's better spending 20 dollars for ingredients then use own time to make enough for a month or two of 1 person consumption
[–]tomukurazu 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
türk here, did you tried baklava with pistachio?
fucking amazing, amazing.
[–]triplehelix_ 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
bakava is expensive because its kind of a pain in the ass to make.
and i second the turk, try it with pistachio.
[–]elongated_musk_rat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I third the turk, as a semi slavic and native mexican. The pistachio is the most Superior form of Baklava.
[–]foolish_destroyer 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I want to know why the spaghetti is in “” when nothing else is
[–]FreshPrinceOfDarknes 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oral pleasures in the coat room
[–]foolish_destroyer 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Checks out
[–]JetSiki 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
how tf do people pay 160$ for 1 lokum when 50 of them are like 10$.
[–]EagieDuckCome 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Also, wtf is lokum? To me it sounded fancy as fuck.
[–]JetSiki 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
turkish delight
[–]mrburns123456 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Half a Harry Potter spell if I'm not mistaken loool
[–]AHHH_BEEEES 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m wondering what “spaghetti” really is. The quotes got me suspicious.
[–]RawrSean 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also.. what is meat sushi? Lmao
[–]NigelJ 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was wondering if any of this was real and looked up the menu. It is and the “spaghetti” is thinly sliced strip loin.
[–]hambone1981 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wanna know why spaghetti is in quotes…
[–]Pheliont 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love that the spaghetti is in quotes
[–]Wonder10x 195 points196 points197 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Never underestimate what insecurity will make people rationalize.
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[–]llama-impregnator 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Why you gotta bring politics into this? It has literally nothing to do with politics, and you felt the need to mention it. I pity you.
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[–]llama-impregnator 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao I'm not even American; it is just so fucking annoying to bring politics into everything.
[–]ThisToastIsTasty 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
how is that a trumper?
relevant username, you are most definitely the deafaviator
edit: spelling
[–]blizzardesigns 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t support trump, or Biden. I’m not even American but you are fucking pathetic, all I hear from you virtue signalling losers is “orange man bad! Blue man good!”
How about you shove a Biden but plug in your mouth and shut the fuck up for once about politics, nobody gives a shit. Biden is creepy as fuck and kisses little children and trump promoted the vaccines, both are fucked. But you are even worse.
[–]sekrit_dokument 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where's the ketchup then?
[–]HunterRose05 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
its the same steak they were selling for $275 just with 20 bucks of gold leaf wrapped around it - and the 275 buck one is really 50 bucks. What a scam.
[–]EagieDuckCome 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, so like when you go to a head shop and buy a $200 sticker and they GIVE you weed?
[–]rodeBaksteen3 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Why are you eating gold? Tastes like nothing or metaly, I presume. Gold sprinkled shit the next day?
[–]pockets3d 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For the 'gram.
[–]Sinborn 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm sus af for that $160 "spaghetti"
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TheDongerNeedsFood 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If "2 1 spaghetti" is code for "8-ball of cocaine," then that's actually pretty reasonable, especially considering the cost of everything else.
[–]Sparky_Zell 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
Idk I might pay $1000 for a great tomahawk steak before I pay $160 for some spaghetti.
But this bill is in pesos right?
Because I dont see many rich people paying $6-7k for dinner. Rich people like to save money not light it on fire.
[–]jasoncm 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure that trusties and people who grow up rich do this sort of shit. Small business owner millionaires not so much, because they actually earned their money.
[–]OnFolksAndThem 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My well off friends that are self made do not fuck with wasting money on dumb shit unless it’s their hobby.
[–]jasoncm 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh for sure, I've know plenty of well off self made people who will drop a *lot* of money on hobby gear, home improvements, property, vehicles, and so on. But they aren't burning money on useless prestige stuff like absurdly priced food, booze, or clothing.
[–]oHiDeth 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're getting shakes this go around though. You can even get a LARGE fry.
[–]randonumero 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
It looks like there were 6 guests and it's Miami. Given the number of people who pay 500-1000/night for hotel rooms there I'm sure there are people willing to spend $1k/person on a dinner. FWIW rich people and wealthy people aren't the same. There are tons of rich athletes and entertainers who do shit like this while not being very wealthy. I used to know a guy who made over 150k/year and was always broke because he drove luxury cars, took lavish vacations, bought expensive closes, went on expensive dates...I haven't seen him in years but he's the guy who would fly up to NY for the weekend and spend 2k on a night of bottle service.
Oh and damn near a grand is for a service charge.
[–]cloud_throw 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL $150k millionaire lifestyle
[–]CromulentDucky 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I make more than that, and I own a Pontiac.
[–]Ah2k15 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a restaurant in Florida so that’s USD.
[–]_grizzly95_ 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's literally fucking gold encrusted
I'm actually failing to understand the point of eating something like this. Or even how it is actually edible.
And its legit, here is the restaurants online website for the Miami branch
[–]diachi_revived 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or even how it is actually edible.
Meh, probably wouldn't notice gold leaf like that, and it wouldn't be at all harmful. Still wouldn't pay $1,000 for it though (gold leaf isn't nearly that expensive), and I love steak.
[–]PooShauchun 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Nah rich people definitely like to do this stuff.
An ex of mine served at a very high end restaurant in downtown Toronto. It wasn’t uncommon to see a 10k bill for a 4 person table.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The gratuity is what gets me lol
$1000 for bringing my food and drinks out? Bitch please
I’ll give you $100
[–]PooShauchun 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Servers and bartenders at these restaurants will pull in 100k+. It’s wild.
[–]Irsh80756 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As someone who used to serve the tip isn't for bringing the food out. Its for dealing with customers bullshit.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not $1000 worth lmao
[–]giustiziasicoddere 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol go to London: you'll find out - which means in NY too there can be this kind of bullshit
the funniest part? cooks are minimum wage workers scooped up from dinghies. no way they're making good money out of it - it's just you, the asshole at the table, shelling out that kind of money
[+]Shart_Connoisseur -7 points-6 points-5 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I pay $160 for some spaghetti.
American made spaghetti? Yeah that's a rip, but you're severely undervaluing how great handmade, authentic pasta is...There are some pasta dishes in Italy I've had that I'd happily pay $160 for, even though they were 25% of that price.
[–]trainspotted_ 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Fuck the steak how are they paying $30 for fries
[–]div2691 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Imagine thinking you are at a fancy restaurant and they are serving fries and mashed potato.
[–]triplehelix_ 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
imagine thinking fucking gold leaf on your food was fancy.
tacky as shit.
[–]wenchslapper 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mashed potatoes are a staple in most fancy restaurants.
What you really need to look for is if they offer “baked” potatoes.
Cause that shit be microwaved.
[–]Grizzly4nicator 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Made with potatoes grown by virgin leprechauns
[–]div2691 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I was at a Michelin star restaurant for lunch at the weekend. 5 course tasting menu was £50 ($70usd) per person.
The food was incredible. The ingredients were top class.
Some people don't seem to understand that cost doesn't equal quality.
[–]OrdinaryFly1989 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
A $70 lunch is pretty expensive lol
[–]div2691 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah it definitely was. That's not something I'd do often. But the food was incredible. You could tell that the chef's were extremely talented.
And no gold leaf in sight.
I was more pointing out the price difference between the two.
[–]citrus_monkeybutts 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is, but if you're going into it expecting to spend that much money on an entire 5 course meal, that's not terrible. Especially if you're just doing it as a treat yourself or unique first time experience.
I'm saying this as someone that could afford to try that as a unique experience, but I would also not be buying much for myself the rest of the paycheck. I understand not everyone has that kind of money for a one off lunch.
[–]OrdinaryFly1989 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In context it's much more reasonable. Michelin star, 5 course taster, and you're also getting an experience not just a meal.
[–]BigBadBurg 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even a fuck8ng sprite isn't worth $10
[–]gumlip 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. It's not even kobe wagyu beef. Real gold leaf is only about $25 a square foot.
[–]Spookimaru 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A thousand times this. Gold leaf sheets don't seem that expensive online. Heres some 24 karat sheets x20 for well under a hundred bucks - https://www.fancysprinkles.com/products/24-karat-edible-gold-leaf-sheets If this was printed on a gold receipt then they'd be doing big things, as of now golden sheet'd food seems like a meme worthy sham
but hey, I too make poor financial decisions
[–]chief89 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should try the $19 spinach though.
[–]Robbythedee 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait until you see the $100,000 tacos with 24k gold garnish.
[–]3choBlast3r 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
It's usually only 200 or so at Nusr-Et unless you want the gold one which is literally the same as the regular only with gold leaf and 5 times the fucking price.
He doesn't skimp on the gold though lol even his cheese and minced beef is covered and mixed with gold https://youtu.be/MCdpp4YL634
[–]Lo-siento-juan 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's weird people think gold leaf is so expensive, the amount they use it probably would have cost the same to put a packet of Pokémon cards or the cover of a magazine on top instead
[–]triplehelix_ 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that guy is such a d-bag it cracks me up. he's like a ben stiller character.
[–]sdp1981 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why does the grinder spit out everything but the gold?
[–]3choBlast3r 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol the gold is sticky af. Although for all we know it doesn't really come across on the camera and the cheese and beef are all shiny..
Obviously this video was just made for social media.. I think few people know that this guy was wildly successful before the salt bea meme. I met him at his restaurant long before he got famous and it was always packed.. I honestly even believe the whole salt bea thing might be a bad thing for him in the end. Getting a lot more attention for a short while only for people to get a little out off by all the extravagance and memes and think he's just some glorified tiktokker or something.. He's actually incredibly talented just a massive weirdo who then played into the whole meme..
There is another chef in Turkey who makes these wild food videos and gets tens of millions of views. But he's kind of the opposite and donated busses full of food to poor peope even went to a Syrian refugee camp in war torn Syria and fed and clothe the people there. But I can't stand the guys creepy smile and constant eye contact with the camera lol
[–]RectangularAnus 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Burak!!
[–]XDSHENANNIGANZ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cznburak is an international treasure
[–]capitanDracaris 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a salt bae restaurant they serve u ribeye with a gold bullshit thing. Fuckin disgusting
[–]Kjpr13 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could buy almost an entire butchered cow for that
[–]tryitout91 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they cover it with gold foil so you can show off on instagram
[–]r34p3rex 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can get an entire 11 lb rack of A5 Wagyu ribeye from Costco for $1000 lmao
[–]SethQ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that more or less of a ripoff than a $10 sprite?
[–]controldekinai 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Still want to try it.
[–]Brewtality76 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The $10 Sprite?
[–]knickovthyme1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mashed potato $19.
[–]ImMoray -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it has $750 worth of gold on it, its a $250 piece of meat
[–]Eb73 461 points462 points463 points 5 years ago (38 children) | Copy Link
$10 for a Sprite?
[–]TheLegionVast 282 points283 points284 points 5 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
That's what I'm saying! Have you reached such a point of decadence that you're no longer aware of when you're getting ripped off?
[–]Prism42_ 149 points150 points151 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I think for some people it’s some sort of pleasure to be so wealthy you can waste money like this.
Feed your ego by artificially draining your wallet.
[–]Invisifly2 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Part detachment part ensuring the riff-raff can't afford anything there.
[–]techieguyjames 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's probably more making sure if a member of the great unwashed happen to go inside, they will leave quickly.
[–]Prism42_ 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh that makes sense too.
[–]Napalmeon 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The bigger question is, how many people are eating all the food on that receipt? Because that must be feeding about 30 people or something. I don't care how hungry you are, no one person is going to enjoy all that.
[–]TheLegionVast 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From the number of entrees, 5 or 6.
[–]W0lfofDawn 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 guests, totals something 1k each lol.
[–]ElPwnero 60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Russian joke for you:
Two nouveau riches are talking over diner.
Nr1: "Damn, brat, nice tie! Where did you get it?"
Nr2: "Hehe, thank you! At the Versace store downtown. Paid 1500 dollars for it."
Nr1: "1500 dollars?! You got ripped off! I've bought a similar one for 4000!"
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's worse, they are literally bragging about being ripped off
[–]ReubenFroster56 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Its not a ripoff if they accept to pay it, the prices arent high to rip customers off, they are high to filter out the less desired people on a lower totem pole. To the rich its perfectly fine since they get to be where only rich people hang out.
[–]TheDadThatGrills 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And $5.95 for an espresso! Wtf is this pricing model?
[–]EhMapleMoose 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My concern is that spaghetti is in quotation marks. Is it spaghetti??
[–]wenchslapper 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m willing to bet the establish didn’t have a specific “spaghetti” choice (likely because they had more fancy options), but one person in the group is that picky eating cunt that we all know and avoid and demanded “spaghetti”. The server probably spent 10 minutes trying to explain to her/him that they don’t have a “spaghetti” option but he/she wouldn’t accept the answer and the server finally said “fuck it, I’d rather have my chef just bitch me out than listen to this dipshit for another minute.”
[–]EhMapleMoose 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the chefs like “fuck it, here’s your $80 plain spaghetti”
[–]LGEND24 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And it probably tasted awful to boot.
[–]tino04no -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 dollars for an espresso is way fucking worse, do they put gold nuggets in there wtf.
[–]nkonkleksp 138 points139 points140 points 5 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
why is spaghetti in quotation marks?
[–]tigrootnhot 90 points91 points92 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Because it was luke-warm noodles w ketchup.
[–]DPlainview1898 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce, and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
[–]AsYooouWish 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re a good fella
[–]RoRo25 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Found the Goodfella!
[–]Reacher-Said-N0thing 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For customers who order something off-menu, please use function key 11 for "custom field"
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It’s actually steak
[–]nkonkleksp 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
that looks like dog shit
[–]Just_Games04 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Literally
[–]nkonkleksp 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah I meant it both literally and figuratively lol
[–]mongoosefist 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably tastes like it too. If you look at reviews for this place, they're mediocre on a good day.
[–]Sniper_Guz 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It was Mom's Spaghetti.
[–]Just_Games04 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Made with palms so sweaty
[–]iEatPlankton 240 points241 points242 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
1 “Spaghetti”
[–]BrutalDivest 65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Suspicious spaghetti...
[–]Mr-Sister-Fister21 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably his mom’s
[–]quirkofalltrades 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it gave him vomit on his sweater
[–]ericrobert 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Already?
[–]Loonacy 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a single spaghetti noodle wrapped in gold leaf.
[–]WiseWolf58 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not actual spaghetti, just meat in the shape of spaghetti which is dumb if you ask me.
[–]nogionta 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favorite part is how there is a 2 quantity of 1 "Spaghetti"
[–]nova_dose 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure that should be the singular form "1 spaghet"; but I'm not italian so I'm not sure.
[–]Im_your_real_dad 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Spaghetto" is what you're looking for.
[–]chillywilly16 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My highest upvoted comment on Reddit is one saying that a spaghetto is a place where poor Italians live.
[–]Hefty_Woodpecker_230 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/suspiciousquotes
[–]Contrarian777 350 points351 points352 points 5 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link
$1000 for a tomahawk 😂...that’s just dumb
[–]outline8668 166 points167 points168 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
$10 for a Sprite is dumb!
[–]NonThrowAway007 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Aww come on man!! Those $10 fountain sodas just hit different! Lol. Fuck this place!
[–]SICHKLA 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She probably picked the most expensive place for the date and got surprised when he told her she had to pay for her food lmao
[–]NonThrowAway007 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you see that tab and think it’s a date. Two people. Werd
[–]Lo-siento-juan 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The thing is they're not paying so much extra for the food they're paying it for the experience and bragging rights of having spent so much money.
[–]Dodototo 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*movie theater has entered the chat *
[–]musicalrssnroulette 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It’s a golden tomahawk, which means it’s covered in gold leaf, which is flavorless and only serves to make it look gold
This is how dumb people are
[–]Spookimaru 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Gold leaf aint even that expensive. They are literally just giving him money.
[–]CromulentDucky -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An statue of nothing just sold for $18,000.
[–]owmyfingy 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
$30 each for burrata…. Like where are these prices from?
[–]Prism42_ 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Miami....
[–]nosoup_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plenty of Michelin star restaurants which cost 140- 300$ per person even in cities in NY, LA, SF. Even in those towns, its uncommon to see burrata above ~22$.
[–]idownvotetofitin 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What is a burrata? I eat at places where one person’s meal runs about $15 max.
[–]trentshipp 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ball of mozz with cream inside, like a big cheese Gusher.
[–]idownvotetofitin 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, man, I need to try that. Not at $60, but than that sounds great. Thanks for the info! Have a great day and stay safe!
[–]trentshipp 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, like three bucks at the deli in my grocery store. You too.
[–]ryanindustries 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
What even is a tomahawk
[–]hahaz13 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Its a big steak, but its 1k USD b/c that specific steak is crusted with edible 24k gold.
Yeah it's fucking retarded.
[–]only_crank 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don‘t want my steak to taste like fucking gold, it should taste like steak.
[–]medicateme 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But it makes your dookie twinkle
[–]LibtardsPwned69 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s called a tomahawk because the bone is attached still, making it look like the bone is the handle and the huge chunk of meat is an axe blade
[–]Disorderjunkie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like 10 responses and nobody even actually told you.
It’s a bone-in ribeye steak, with bone extending out the side. You’re welcome.
[–]hereforadviceseeking 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Missile.
[–]putin_vor 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then it's quite a good deal. I'll take 20.
[–]KMark0000 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what about #Slatbae Passion for 120$?
wtf is that even about? they sprinkle salt on the plate instead of you for that money?
[–]xynix_ie 216 points217 points218 points 5 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
This is kind of a joke of a Miami restaurant. The owner is a strange duck. The general belief is that he made up these prices to see how stupid people are. When Nusr-Et opened the critics shit on it.
The tomahawk for instance is generically sourced which is fucking hilarious. No BS description like "From heritage cattle in Italy this beautiful tomahawk was flown in fresh this morning!"
Nah. Just get a random steak and charge $250 for it!
[–]RepresentativeBird98 60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
So wait there bill is a joke or are prices really this high ?
[–]thetalkingjumper 105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The prices are really that high
[–]xynix_ie 84 points85 points86 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's a real place mostly intended for people to show their receipts off because it's pointlessly expensive. You can get the same shit for 1/10th of the price a block away.
I'm all for expensive places by the way, I'll pay $80 for an amazing steak. I won't pay $250 for a mediocre steak just for the sake of Instagram.
[–]actuallyiamafish 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I do really like fine dining and I understand why it costs what it does but my limit is like $150/seat. I have been treated to a couple of dinners in the $300 range before and I definitely think you get severely diminishing returns beyond a hundred bucks or so. They were excellent and I've never had such great service in my fucking life but there is still no way I'd drop that much on one meal out of my own pocket.
[–]CromulentDucky 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An amazing experience at a Michelin starred restaurant cost me $300/person. The next day we had low key also Michelin starred for $20. Food quality both fantastic. More the experience that costs money I suppose.
[–]actuallyiamafish 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah if I had to sum up the difference between a $100 meal and a $300 meal in a short statement the main takeaway would be that at the $100 place you have a server taking good care of you and at the $300 place you have something like 5 servers taking good care of you. Food stays about the same.
[–]OneTime_AtBandCamp 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a real place mostly intended for people to show their receipts off because it's pointlessly expensive
That...is quite the business model.
[–]CMDR_KingErvin 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is that Salt Bae guy you’ve probably seen on social media where he does the annoying/weird high arm salting of the meat he’s cooking. Everything about him is trying to be edgy and hip and pandering to a younger crowd, which is in itself strange because of the ridiculous prices being charged that only fools and old rich people can afford.
The food is generally underwhelming and overly expensive just for the sake of being overly expensive. Much of the food is just pretentiously covered in gold leaf, which is not that expensive and is tasteless and has no nutritional value, meaning you just poop it out. It’s just one excuse to charge you a thousand bucks for a $30 steak.
[–]hippyengineer 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re paying for the golden shit, bro.
[–]Prism42_ 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s Miami. Probably real.
[–]UnloadTheBacon 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's not a joke - it's GENIUS. The guy must be making money hand over fist.
[–]PrismaticFractals 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually I agree. If people are this stupid then the man is a genius to cater to their idiocy. Bravo!
[–]Ftpiercecracker1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Problem is whoever came up with that probably never envisioned millionaires/billionaires.
[–]quirkofalltrades -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nusr-Et
ohhhh so this is salt bae! got it!
[–]MoistPenguini 65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the hell is paying 10 bucks for sprite
[–]first_name_harshit 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah they just fucked up his order, he asked for shprite and they gave him clown juice * honk * * honk *
[–]twat_muncher 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
30 for two "french fries"
[–]chakan2 100 points101 points102 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Phew...I can give up on being a man now. That's a lot of weight off my shoulders...thanks. I'll go feed a family of 6 for 3 months with that tab instead.
[–]PreparedToBeReckless 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that's 500 dollars a week. Crazy.
[–]cityofbrotherlyhate 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isn't even really a PPD
[–]Skeletors_Sack 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you’re paying $30 for fries, you’re straight stupid.
[–]singularity48 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I need to feel cultured and have my ego boosted to know I'm better than the rest!
[–]scuba_GSO 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
This could not have been a single date, more like feeding 12 rich entitled people...
[–]bad_hombre1 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It says on the top right. 6 Guests.
[–]scuba_GSO 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, I honestly didn't see that. so a grand per person. still smells of entitlement to me.
[–]putin_vor 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Remember the story about a dumb bitch who brought her whole family to a date and expected the dude to pay?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8859377/First-date-gone-wrong-Chinese-woman-brings-23-relatives-test-companions-generosity.html
[–]tigrootnhot 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Test his generosity? Bitch, you a teacher? Dude didnt need to be tested. Im happy dude bounced. Bitch, needs to get her common sense tested.
[–]RewRose 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trying to gatekeep pussy gives arouses these loose women
[–]M0D3Z 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I went on a blind date and the girl brought any friends and expected me to pay, I’d check the bill, leave my cost and then tell her this isn’t going to work. What psycho does that? If you bring friends, awkward enough. But they get their own bill.
[–]CMDR_KingErvin 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would do the same if she brought 1 or 2 family/friends. 23!? You must be insane to expect me to pay for your third cousins and second uncles or whatever ridiculous branch on the family tree you brought with you.
[–]Razo-E 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude's a legend.
[–]2h2p -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He still ended up paying part of it.
[–]MGTOWayoflife 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine the only way you get to eat is when a female family member goes on a date and you tag along like a spare prick at a wedding.
[–]CMDR_KingErvin 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy cow.. I was half expecting like her and her 2 parents or something, which even that is ridiculous, but then I read the headline. 23 relatives!?!? Wtf is wrong with that girl?
[–]daobear 105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Lol charging $38 for corn from a can.
[–]unxile_phantom 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
For 38 bucks you can probably buy enough canned corn to last you a good couple months, especially if the canned corn is on sale lmaoooo
[–]GrizzlyLeatherBut I dindu nuffin!!! 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This sounds like preparation for the "corn challenge". You eat nothing but corn until you shit nothing but corn.
[–]unxile_phantom 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wash the corn off and you've got yourself a renewable food resource;)
[–]DrFrankSays 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What could a dinner cost? $10?
[–]iamfrank75 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We’re talking about ONE banana Michael!
[–]LeakyThoughts 63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
A real man isn't measured by if he can waste 6g's at a restaurant lmao
[–]lazeedavy 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
That’s salt bae’s restaurant
[–]ADMINlSTRAT0R 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
(sprinkles salt) * * brrring.. brrring.. * *
$1000 Golden Tomahawk $500 elbow salt by Salt Bae
[–]STINKYnobCHEESE 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tomahawk steak ~£65 (from waitrose)
Gold leaf £12.99 (for a book of 100 sheets on amazon)
I don't care how much money you have, if you're paying $1000, you're a fucking idiot.
[–]MayorOfMonkeyIsland 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The arm hair & skin mites is priceless tho.
[–]STINKYnobCHEESE 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His hand sweat seasons the seasoning
[–]Put_It_All_On_Blck 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I cringe at him and the people that pay ludicrous money for him or other staff to cut and salt their meat, but the dude is making bank, so I don't blame him for taking advantage of idiots with more money than brains.
To put things into perspective you could literally fly by plane with a date to multiple Michelin star restaurants and still come under this $6k bill.
[–]lazeedavy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. Plus, I don’t really want giant salt rocks on my food. That’s just way too much
[–]MyFeetLookLikeHands 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$19 for fucking mashed potatoes? Hard pass
[–]thewolfesp 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That shit better be in pesos or yen
[–]Luxifer1983 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm service charge 880 bucks? Damn
[–]L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
well duh, the waiter was carrying one plate of $1000 food instead of $10 food, so obviously he worked 100x harder and should be paid 100x more.
[–]kaisermikeb 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Service industry dude here: I guarantee you serving the type of people who order $1000 steaks and $19 mashed potatoes is 10x more demanding than serving normal functioning humans who have a good perspective on life.
[–]Isixpool3 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
honestly thats straight bullshit
[–]redditparc 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man you shouldn’t be dumb enough to get conned out of $1000 for a steak by a social media “chef”. That Nusr-Et guy is laughing his ass off at all the dumb fucks that pay him to sprinkle salt.
[–]Kaney_0 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"as a man" i am able yo afford that bill...as a sane person, i woud not do someyhing as stupid as to order most of the vanity crap on that bill...
or date someone that values that...
[–]HonorMyBeetus 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're spending $50 for a single prawn, you should be slapped in your stupid face.
[–]PrimalNumber 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This douche paid 19 fucking dollars per serving of vegetables...and he did it SIX times. That's not a man...that's a moron.
[–]PukedtheDayAway 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a receipt for a family or meeting ...fancy dinner.
[–]Cynoid 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They bought 6 shots of jw blue at $552 each instead of the 25-35 you can get it for. The whole place is a scam.
[–]a59610 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL less than 1% of the population consists of men.
[–]AAKurtz 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eating at places like this are an IQ test.
[–]wordpreneur 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Golden tomahawk for 1K. LOL! Dumb. Just get nuggets from McD and you have a choice of sauces!
[–]Fanatical_Brit 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who the fuck eats a restaurant where a $1 sprite has a 1000% markup
[–]Finn725 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gold baklava *and* gold tomahawk? quite the steal...
[–]MexicanReformist 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I seriously laughed when I read spaghetti then mashed potatoes and french fries. What was next? Chicken nuggets at $150?
[–]JOREVEUSA 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Food for like 10 people must be a biiig girl
[–]kevans2 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What kind of moron would spend that much on a meal??
[–]burblemedaddy 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could we afford? Yes. Is it smart to pay this much? Nope...
[–]SaltySwallowsYuck 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm just concerned that she ate this. I mean I'm not fat shaming but God damn that's a whole lot a woman.
[–]cloud_throw 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well you're not a real woman unless you can eat $4000 worth of meat and veggies sorry hun
[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
$15 for fries?! $19 for mashed potatoes?! $80 for spaghetti?! Fuck that!!
[–]DrFrankSays 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's extra work to mash them. Costs more.
[–]decreasinglyverbose 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget $20 for water.
[–]Dloms45 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman, you can pay for this with pictures of your butthole and feet
[–]dainthomas 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Johnnie Walker Blue is overrated.
[–]TSVDL 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really curious about that "spaghetti"
[–]w1r3dh4ck3r 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No pussy in this planet is worth that much! Not a single one.
[–]kildar3 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and as a woman you should never let your man run up a bill this high. kings never risk your kingdom over a bar wench.
[–]Kaostheori 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And as a man I can also realize that nobodies food is worth this amount of money unless I'm just trying to show off. Which fuck that.
[–]BalalaikaClawJob 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman, you should be able to afford it too.
[–]AlohaWorld18 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is 4 mortgage payments in my case.
[–]Travice0 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit my wife and I's expensive date night is $200-250 at Ruth's Chris, just thinking about $1,000 for a tomahawk makes me ill
[–]Vardhu_007 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That is average annual income of 50% of Indians Holy fuck that is 2 years of my college fee a mid range hatchback 4 years of rent for a suburban 800sqft house a roundtrip to the US( Business class) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK did she or her gang eat.
[–]Nounoon 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny enough, for that amount a couple of them could have flown to Dubai, order the exact same shit from the same restaurant, spend a night in a 5-star hotel, fly back, and still be out of pocket by less than this bill.
[–]Cynoid -4 points-3 points-2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
4 years of rent for a suburban 800sqft house
Where? It's like 4 months of apartment rent in US.
[–]BwanaKovali 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
India according to their comment
[–]Arefue 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just feels like a man that doesn't know how to properly spend ~$6k
[–]reelin5 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never eaten at one of salt bae's restaurants, but I have heard it is overrated.
[–]CMDR_KingErvin 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As a man, you should have more foresight than to walk into a Nusr-Et location for a steak dinner. Much manlier and sexier to just learn how to cook a good steak on your own. $30 worth of meat grilled right and you won’t have to pay for $6,000 worth of tasteless gold you’ll just poop out.
[–]50M36UY 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some people have more money than sense
[–]GustavoM28 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s the saltbae guy’s restaurant
[–]Themightysavage 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti in quotes?
[–]NotCrispTofu 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man you should know these prices are a rip off
[–]UniqueStatus 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meat sushi 🤯
[–]I_Have_The_Stupid 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the absolute fuck is that receipt
[–]myluckranout 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well... At least we know this professional cum guzzler works in Miami Florida.
[–]Pu55yF4g 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This dumbass payed $10 for a sprite and $15 for some fries.
[–]noideawhatoput2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 people dropping over a grand each. That spaghetti better do my taxes for me at $80 a piece.
[–]56chickennuggets 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"spaghetti"
[–]in4real 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of this bill is just ridiculously over-priced booze, placed on the menu to impress females with a hollow value system.
[–]AmoebaJalapeno 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where are you eating that a sprite costs $10? Unnecessary. Just go to a decent place and get all this for a couple hundred. Choosing to be extravagant is dumb
[–]SSJGoKeN 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And as a woman you should be more fiscally responsible, and learn how to make a damn sandwhich.
[–]WiseAlaundo0 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Big tough skinny meth kid who couldn't fight their way out of a wet Kleenex LOL you go edgelord! 🤣🤣
[–]Jereboolranch 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is Saltbaes shitty and over expensive restaurant, heard so many people say it was a waste of time and money.
[–]wooltown565 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just looked at their site and it is fucking real. Who the fuck in their right mind would pay these prices? Lavish rich fucks, apparently. I couldn't take myself there let alone some man atm insisting bitch tits.
[–]OwenWentFullMGTOW 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10:1, whoever racked that receipt up didn't even get laid afterward.
[–]DoctorScientist_M_J 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're a goddamn idiot if you eat at that place.
[–]BenShapiros 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn’t that salt bae’s restaurant?
[–]sleepercell13 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man the price from a tomahawk to the golden tomahawk really escalates quickly
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
on what fucking planet are mashed potatos 36 dollars
[–]SampSimps -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or a tomahawk steak costing $1000.
Or spaghetti costing $80.
Or a pork loin costing $100.
Or a Sprite costing $10.
I could go on. I'm more offended by the prices than the entitlement attitude of the woman.
[–]ZippersHurt 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha 38 dollars for potatoes? What kind of rube actually went to a place like this?
[–]h70541 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOW IS A SPRITE 10$ AND WHO THE FUCK PAYS 30$ FOR MASHED POTATOS!??
[–]Grateful_J561 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Spaghetti"
[–]Teach_Constant 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why did they order two whole tomahawks
[–]Binzuru 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What. The. F*ck.
$900 for a tip is bad enough, but $120 for TWO crab legs? Hell no.
[–]Dylanator13 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Something named "Meat Sushi" shouldn't cost $60. All of this receipt if extremely overpriced, but who saw meat sushi and wanted it?
[–]skcuf2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a $6 espresso is the most reasonably priced thing on the menu.
[–]Patriot_404 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What kind of a fucking idiot does it take to have a restaurant bill like this to begin with.
[–]cabbagecult 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti is quotations
[–]3choBlast3r 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha I knew it had to be Nusr-et when I saw the istanbul sirloin, Lokum and Baklava but more importantly the ridiculously high price. Enlarged the image and yup.. Nusr-Et..
[–]chadbrochillout 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fact there's a bunch of johnny walker blue orders shows how shitty of a taste of these people have
[–]jontheawesome12 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ehem. poverty
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
18% service charge. Holy shit
[–]wmzyboy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF is “meat” sushi?
[–]YoursTrulyNico 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman, you should be worth this bill
[–]chadharnav -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes the Salt Bae Restaurant. I have heard that the steaks are unseasoned only with salt. Like tf?
[–]thetalkingjumper 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A good steak doesn’t need much more than just salt and pepper
[–]comptejete 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Don't even need the pepper.
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[–]blue_strat 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like this is the only expensive restaurant you’ve ever heard of: these markups really are insane. You could get a Michelin-star haute cuisine version of this for half the price at most.
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]blue_strat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You might find that saying less will help people to believe you more.
[–]RealButterchu 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where the fuck did she go to get both seafood and golden tomahawks on one receipt?
[–]tigrootnhot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fucking dumb.
[–]AnotherBrock 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No one should be able to eat that much food
[–]birolsun 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
an advice from a turk; never eat sushi with baklava.
[–]Gallalad 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait hold on a minute 38 dollars for fucking spuds?!?!?!?!?!? What sort of eejit gets ripped off that badly!
[–]WiseSolomonGrundy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I know how much it costs to shit gold bricks.
[–]kb2001 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 Sprite and $15 French fries. This place can fuck right off.
[–]IfMalariaWasAHuman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a man who originally posted that
[–]giustiziasicoddere 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the bill from Wolf of Wall Street's scene "yeah, that's the thing: they cure cancer!"
[–]Five2one521 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this a bill for 15 people?
[–]SlumpyNuudles 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn! $10 for a sprite. Better be the best tasting in the world.
[–]HakaishinNola 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I soo with they kept the OPs name in the picture lol.. geez
[–]PM-ME-YOUR-TITS 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10 dollar sprite
[–]RavynArcadia 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman you shouldn’t over pay for food.
[–]Carrizojim 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 Sprite? Cost them maybe $.025
[–]Tuubular 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2 French fries 30$… spaghetti 80$ each… ??
[–]BelgianJits 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1x „Spaghetti“
[–]im_covid_positive 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't trust that spaghetti
[–]musicalrssnroulette 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti in quotations? And why is it 150 bucks?
[–]Turnontuneindropout7 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2 sweet corns for $38 gtfo
[–]budewgd 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sprite is 10 dollars
[–]JayMeadows 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the hell are those anyway?
[–]disasterman0927 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti in quotes and 160 bux?
[–]Desperate_Wallaby_16 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Waste of money.
[–]chrispy_bacon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$15 french fries? Gtfo
[–]memegunslinger 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tomahawk the axe?
What is a tomahawk
[–]Invaughncible 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where in the world is a sprite worth $10
[–]Reno83 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No man or woman should be foolish enough to pay these prices.
[–]knickovthyme1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t be so harsh on them. They have to pay the minimum wage to their workers somehow
[–]MysteryDate23 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quick Google search revealed it’s actually the “Salt Bae” owned steak house and apparently it sucks
[–]stovetopzzz 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
160 bucks for spaghetti?
Haha fuck tourist/Instagram locals
[–]Legal-Software 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
$552 on blended whiskey. Tell me you don't drink whiskey without telling me you don't drink whiskey.
[–]Charlie_Wallflower 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nusr-Et has called the police at least a dozen times – that’s almost once every two months - since it opened in Miami back in 2017.
Well then
“I think they’re out to victimise their customers,” Miranda told the Miami Herald. “It’s a bait-and-switch.”
[–]Mangeus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ten dollars for a fucking sprite?
[–]TypeHeauxNegative 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How 1 sprite worth $10 and a still Voss $20
[–]Electrical-Bacon-81 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A $19 mashed potato? I think I'll just stay home....
[–]DoucheyCohost 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Imispellalot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 for one sprite? Talk about rip off
[–]Ordy1990 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 for a fuckin SPRITE my guy?? I couldn’t afford the tax on that shit, gimme a mcd’s any day 😂
[–]TheWhoamater 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any man that can afford that isn't funding a sugar baby
[–]texas1982 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FRENCH FRIES AND SPRITE: $25
[–]Spinny_is_here 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could’ve saved about $300 by just buying a bottle of Blue Label.
[–]GerudosValley 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SPRITE
[–]nuffced 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just how much does she weigh?
[–]Metriacanthosaurus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They print that receipt on paper?
It should come on its own iPad.
[–]Pokeruler007 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti is quotation marks? Did they ad did much extra shit that they can’t legally call it spaghetti?
[–]elahtap187 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$160 spaghetti?! Fuck you, Miami upscale restaurant!!!
[–]Billyonaire127 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In what world is a Sprite $10 and an espresso $5.95??
[–]Dankhu3hu3 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"just because I can does not mean I want to or should"
[–]AzazelsPartyPlanner 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Johnny Walker Blue for under $100 a bottle?!
[–]Hereiamhereibe2 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
1 “Spaghetti” please!
Sure that’ll be $160!
Sounds like a deal!
[–]mcg42ray 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yes we are absurdly overpriced, but we only have to get one customer a week"
[–]elgrandejlm 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a strong independent woman you should be able to afford your own meal.
[–]Popiipop 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i love how the spaghetti is in “”, it is something like spaghetti but not spaghetti
[–]Arkham010 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is that sprite $ 10
[–]chokwitsyum 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you want the men to have all of the high paying jobs?
[–]JustForFun____ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As an equal woman you should be able to pay it off
[–]llangarica[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just because you can, does that really mean you should?
[–]isaiah8500 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In what world is a Sprite cheaper than an Espresso?
[–]davidakatheman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
30 bucks for two mashed potatoes but 5.95 for espresso?
[–]LassieVegas 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is 92 bucks for one JW blue the usual price over there?
[–]Sensitive-Cherry-398 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did they use the $30 fries to.make the $38 mash potato
[–]AdmiralShawn 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are they buying Native Americans?
[–]Every-Inflation9033 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10 bucks for a sprite?! An onlyfans model should at least have spit in it for that much!
[–]skeletonshorror 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could fly around the world for a year for $6k. 💀🔥
[–]RocMerc 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 for a sprite but 5.95 for an espresso?
[–]ScottishSubmarine 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to know why its "spagetti"
[–]Throw_Me_In_The_Soup 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is spaghetti in quotes? Like is it real spaghetti.
[–]kasiv1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“As a man” what does that mean exactly? Annoying entitled idiot
[–]FeistyAdhesiveness21 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine paying $160 bucks for spaghetti
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$15 a hit for french fries? These better have been fried in France and imported via watercar
[–]ElPwnero 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, wait, wait, meat sushi and a 10 bucks sprite?
[–]Nived6669 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An entire bottle of Johnny Walker Blue is only around $200 to $300.
[–]hydropenguin69 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Salt Bae's restaurant.
[–]hawaiifive0h 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Salt bae restaurant
[–]nightly_hymn 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is like 3 month worth wages
[–]xthunderbird[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If ever there was a reason to dine n dash...
[–]faloogaloog 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't even see if the person who posted this receipt was a woman or if they expected a man to pay it for them. No pussy or pussypass in this post. Doesn't fit this sub. r/pointlesslygendered and r/gatekeeping though
[–]_BigSur_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$10 for some Sprite and $15 for a side of fries? This dude should be absolutely embarrassed...
[–]Waesh 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$900 service charge and thousand dollar steak lol
[–]QuintenBoosje 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]baldipaul 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
WTF is Meat Sushi? Sushi is raw fish.
[–]Not_Elon21 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why are mashed potatoes $38.00 ?
Edit: $19.00, didn't see they ordered 2 servings of mashed potatoes
[–]mkeevo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I went on the website. These prices are legit. What the actual F. Then again it’s Miami. Lots of old rich guys wanting young arm candy.
On another note the reviews aren’t any good lol
[–]Buhdumtssss 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$15 french fries lmfao
[–]finishinsideher 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He must of had a room full of BBW to be having that much food.
[–]sturdybutter 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaooooo when you charge almost twice the amount for a fucking Sprite than you do for an espresso
[–]mudkripple 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine thinking you were empowering women by enforcing gender stereotypes. Jesus Christ
[–]MileenaisShit 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kind of dickhead tomfoolery?
If you're a man, you aren't getting ripped off like this lmao
[–]Ftpiercecracker1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Partayof4 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No sushi is with $600
[–]UberHuber816 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a Woman, you should be able to make all of this, at home, for a fraction of this cost, proving that just because you have money, doesn't mean you should spend it on things you will turn to poop.
[–]VRMac 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could afford that, but I wouldn't. Especially not for someone who measures men by their bank balance.
[–]throwaway9732121 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman you should resist the urge to eat 7kg of food for dinner.
I can buy groceries for like 3 years with all that money lmao, these people really be spending so much money on food thats probably not that good to begin with.
[–]hoopathadupree 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how you launder money.
[–]unrulytriangles 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
….meat sushi?
[–]Miserable-Lemon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm confused, did TWO people eat this? Pricing ignored, there's no way this is a date for two
[–]blue_strat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 shots of Johnnie Walker Blue for $552 dollars. Could’ve got a whole bottle for that.
[–]Pa2phx 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man I don't date girls dumb enough to pay 20 dollars for 2 glasses of water.
[–]Madpoka 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two french fries $30???
[–]laskidude 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buy the whole cow for $1000
[–]KitTayTay2021 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People who spend that kind of money for dinner are just nuts..That owner is probably laughing his ass off at how stupid people are.
Why is spaghetti in quotes? and whats a golden tomahawk, do you get a gold axe?
[–]atomikplayboy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is "Spaghetti" in quotes? And what the hell is the difference between the $275.00 Tomahawk and the $1,000.00 Golden Tomahawk???
[–]dkedy1988 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Miami, cuban pesos
[–]ibeatu85x 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
..."Spaghetti"
[–]prudent1689 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is it for, a group dinner or something?
[–]groupereater 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That can’t be in $USD
[–]Secure-Imagination11 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That has to be fake or they're ordering for their own restaurant.
[–]lettherebejhoony[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the everliving fuck is a “Golden tomahawk” ? And how is it worth 1000usd?
[–]DMtheTerrible 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No fat chicks. Problem solved.
Jesus christ either i'm paying for the council of thottery's dinner or paying for moby fucking dick to eat.
[–]bl00j 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this a total for a year of eating out? Cuz that's how we do!
[–]PureAntimatter 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man, I am smart enough to recognize conspicuous consumption and run away fast.
[–]ICaughtAPigeonOnce 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the real measure of maturity is how they tipped.
[–]TinKan81 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This bill is such a gratuitous, banal flex. With that kind of money you could pretty much order a tasting menu from dozens of Michelin-starred restaurants every day, for weeks.
[–]L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
hahaah $1000 ribeye whoever buys that shit and is sweating paying it like this woman is deserves to go broke.
also shoutout to 6 GLASSES of JW blue at $600+tip, you could get 6 BOTTLES of it at that price if you find a deal.
[–]Timmy24000 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could afford it but would never go to a place like that
[–]dav98438 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t care how good it is I ain’t paying 10$ for a sprite
[–]nine16s 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lowkey though why is the sprite twice the price of an espresso?
Where the fuck do you have to eat to get prices this stupid?
[–]LuluTopSionMid 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That better have been at minimum a gallon of sprite with free refills, even the large soda alone at the theater, which gets a free refill, doesn't cost $10. And $15 better be a never ending basket or covered in truffles and havardi cheese.
[–]CedDK 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who even goes to these places? 15 dollars for a portion of fries? 19 dollars for mashed potatoes and spinach? Wtaf...
[–]HotNubsOfSteel 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What kind of fucking sociopath expects their love interest to be able to afford outrageous bills for outrageous purchases at the drop of a hat?
[–]roy20050 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$160 for spaghett?! I could fill multiple bathtubs full of spaghetti for that!
[–]Jesussaves1972 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gotta be a big woman.
[–]italian2465 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To think you could get all this stuff at ALDI for like $100.
Why are there 6 guests? Unless I'm reading that wrong; I'm not taking your hoe friends on a date to get shit overpriced food.
[–]Hippo_Operator 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
30USD for fucking chips....
[–]mrasacora 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe a glitch where a zero got added to the end of everything? And then somone took the image and made a meme
[–]EhMapleMoose 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude holds on to this receipt so it just sticks that little bit out of his pocket so he can show off.
6 people ate $6,300 dollars worth of food. Or in reality, 6 people are $800 worth of food.
[–]Hifen 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
600$ for 6 shots of JW blue?
[–]ghostofburtreynolds 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's Miami for you.
[–]Jedibbq 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That tip is bullshit.
[–]TheRiverInEgypt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can afford that bill but it doesn’t take a man to pay a bill like that, it takes a moron…
[–]onenitemareatatime 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just looked up the restaurant, all the prices are just stupid. Here’s why, it’s owned by “Salt Bae”….
[–]Tythazar625 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$10 for a sprite? For real?
[–]ThiccThotThanos 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In what world does 1 portion of fries cost 15$
[–]delukard 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what is the 18% for?
[–]steveanonymous 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No pussy worth 6 grand. Ever.
[–]AustenP92 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What I’m confused with is that a sprite is $10 but an espresso shot is $6… what kind of madness is this
[–]Stark556 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only a fuckin moron would think any food or drink is actually worth that much
[–]southjerzrep87 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit you seriously charging $19 for canned corn
[–]killeoso 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ctotheg 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just realized it that Salt-bae’s place and it’s been panned https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/restaurants/article205300579.html
[–]hockeyguy013 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would like to taste $15 French Fries
[–]doc_nastiest 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is "Spaghetti" in parentheses??
[–]daskamania 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha Lokum means Latrine in danish
[–]wrnawyn 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf $15 french fries
[–]Aiden_001 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
900 dollar tip not bad
[–]fellatious_argument 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That golden tomahawk better be a literal fucking gold tomahawk.
[–]Benny_PL 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of you guys have good takes about the food, but the golden tomahawk... it better have some top stats and combo options.
[–]LOLTROLDUDES 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remove the bottom and crosspost on r/FemaleDatingStrategy
[–]MoneyMik3y 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could've bought 4 full bottles of JW Blue label at Costco for those 6 shots.
[–]evoLS7 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone who pays this much has way too much money.
I'll take a used car, thanks. Or a really really nice computer and accessories.
[–]ScientistEconomy5376 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman, you shouldn't get paid as much as us 👍
[–]johngalt1971 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder how much they pay their staff at a place like this.
[–]A_Zuniga 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know that place! Its like an hour from my house. My mom worked a few blocks from there and told me plenty of stories about the kind of people who went there
[–]OkSoNoQueso 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
16 BUCKS FOR ONE SERVING OF MASHED POTATOES?!
Potatoes are the cheapest fucking thing in the world. Literally 2.50 for 5 lbs, not counting the milk/cream/butter/etc.
[–]nightcrawlerCRD 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Spaghetti”
[–]tookurjobs 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh if someone actually pays the prices in this photo, they kind of deserve some gold-digging cunt like that
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Big tough skinny meth kid who couldn't fight their way out of a wet Kleenex LOL you go edgelord! 🤣🤣
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