Short jokes for text game...

HollywoodLiontamer · 2012-10-23T19:44:05+00:00

Reminds me of this seddit thread about jokes. The OP had a great joke, realized everyone liked it, then removed it. Douche.

breakyoudown · 2012-10-23T18:42:35+00:00

What is a pirates favourite letter? She is going to say R and say that she has heard it before. You reply: "You'd think it'd be Arrrr but naw its the c!"

Panki27 · 2012-10-23T18:13:46+00:00

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AntiCamper · 2012-10-23T17:07:30+00:00

This is so lame but

How do you find will smith?

You search for fresh prints

primalopoly · 2012-10-23T17:18:49+00:00

There's this Family at my gym, The Cardigans. They're kinda heavy sweaters.

Munchkin_Masher · 2012-10-24T00:56:33+00:00

You: Somebody said you look like an owl Her: Who? You: Silly owl.

catchlight22 · 2012-10-23T19:18:03+00:00

Why did Snoop Dog hire a man to carry an umbrella around for him?

Fo drizzle.

Edit: did vs does. It's Snoop Dog. Idk if he does this anymore.

Instafisha · 2012-10-23T22:49:55+00:00

there are free things I don't understand in this world; spelling and counting.

DoctorPancake · 2012-10-23T17:19:45+00:00

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

confidentrisk · 2012-10-23T16:49:11+00:00

An alternate to just texting a random joke out of nowhere would be to begin a conversation and make a joke based off something that she says. It sounds less like some joke you found on the internet and makes you seem more witty. And it really doesn't have to be that witty, just something simple that shows you have a sense of humor and keeps the conversation from being more than just the facts. For example, an excerpt from a recent text convo I had.

me- what are you up to these days?

her- nothing much, switching my major :P wbu?

me- keeping my major :), lets hangout this week

her- haha :) and yeah definitely! When do you want to?

The conversation should end with you sealing a date/time.The idea is to keep the attraction building to an in-person setting. Texting allows you to seal a date/time to meetup where you can build real attraction. The minor joke just shows her that you have some social sense and are worth hanging out with. It also keeps the convo from being just, "hey, lets hangout".

New_Wave_Hotdog · 2012-10-23T22:43:14+00:00

Advice to everyone: Don't steal these word for word; use them as inspiration for your own jokes

that way, your own personality shows through the joke, and it makes you more congruent.

Teqnique_757 · 2012-10-23T21:22:23+00:00

I'm black, will this work for me also?

Edgar_Allan_Rich · 2012-10-23T19:54:19+00:00

If I haven't spoken to them in a long while I like "what are you wearing?" or "send nudes."

InfernoOmni · 2012-10-23T19:19:43+00:00

What is Mario's favorite brand of overalls? Denim, denim, denim.

bajing · 2012-10-23T20:00:48+00:00

Knock Knock jokes are your friend. I use them all the time, they make you look funny and spontaneous especially if you do it to girls at random times.

My favorite one so far.

Knock Knock? Who's There Spell Spell who W-H-O

Guaranteed conversation starter and is a great way to brighten a girls day.

deathdude01 · 2012-10-23T16:14:52+00:00

Ladies love the puns:

*An artist without a palette makes paintings without Taste.

*Some people go into martial arts just for kicks

*tried tap dancing tonight, ended up just slipping and falling off the keg.

*Did you know that Stalin collected jokes about himself... He had two gulags full of them.

*I used to be a klepto but now I'm taking something for it

*I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

*I watched a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting!

The gulag one isn't really a pun.

seydar · 2012-10-24T00:11:14+00:00

Knock knock

who's there?

to

to who?

to whom

TuaMorte · 2012-10-24T02:56:16+00:00

Barbie and Ken are always trying to have kids right.. I know why they can't..

wait for her txt back

Ken came in a different box

notjohnconner · 2012-10-23T17:41:58+00:00

A bit long, but still text-able:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender notices and asks if he knows about it. "Pirate replies, Yarr! It's driving me nuts!"

green_marshmallow · 2012-10-23T22:42:54+00:00

I just want to point out that the number of comments is very close to the net karma. I'm not sure if thats significant, but its interesting.

My joke: What's green and smells like red paint?

A: green paint

edindorchester · 2012-10-23T23:44:33+00:00

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was intense Did you hear about the strike at the kleenex factory? Now they have to picket How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little boggie in it.

I also like the "man walks into a bar" jokes

Memitim901 · 2012-10-23T16:05:02+00:00

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind it's tear-able.

chomblebrown · 2012-10-24T02:20:41+00:00

"textually active" you're welcome.

falconpunchyoface · 2012-10-24T04:01:05+00:00

This thread is gold. Please keep growing it!

J32926 · 2012-10-23T23:48:24+00:00

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeno business

educated_ape · 2012-10-23T20:02:18+00:00

knock knock jokes work

jewfro667 · 2012-10-24T04:27:45+00:00

These jokes are hilarious. Upvotes for everyone!

NOXIOUSB4C · 2012-10-24T11:47:07+00:00

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

DorienG · 2012-10-23T21:23:39+00:00

Short joke? I'd just send her a picture of my dick at full mast. Heeeyyy oooohhhh!

r/seduction eh? Random takes me to the most peculiar places...

benmarvin · 2012-10-23T20:27:01+00:00

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/non-sequitur-game/

captainsensible- · 2012-10-23T17:40:15+00:00

Here's one that I thought of myself that I'm particularly proud of. Never used it in text game but it is clever. OK, ready? ...

Have you met my friend Al Fresco? He's just outside.

cajungator3 · 2012-10-23T23:05:51+00:00

I like to get into role playing type of joking where I start off as I was "hit on" by a fat chick and wondering where she was to stop it. Then I lead it on to how she is my pimp. They tend to get into that one.

VLDigital · 2012-10-23T19:11:08+00:00

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Primital · 2012-10-23T18:52:17+00:00

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EthanXD · 2012-10-23T17:10:24+00:00

We were texting I asked what she was up to, and she was studying anatomy, I said: "Oh I can help, Alright you have four limbs and the heart is located behind the ears if I remember correctly. Or maybe it was four hearts... Im not sure." (Got a good laugh as some playful talk of her going along with it.)

erchlt · 2012-10-23T18:54:05+00:00

not an opener; and I stole it from south park, but for an obvious yes I respond with 1) does the pope make the world a safer place for pedophiles? 2) does a bear shit in the woods?

Sulicius · 2012-10-23T15:42:59+00:00

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mgmacri · 2012-10-24T01:35:26+00:00

Do you guys hang around stupid women? These jokes are unfortunate, witty banter is far better than "i make joke you laugh" just feel it out and be yourself.

FunkMasterPope · 2012-10-23T21:40:53+00:00

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Title	Short jokes for text game...
Author	LouisWinthorpIII
Upvotes	254
Comments	209
Date	October 23, 2012 3:31 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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