I can't help it

MorthaP · 2021-11-15T22:34:38+00:00

There's nothing less attractive than a man who thinks anyone will find him awesome bc his car is loud, my vagina literally shrinks

techschool_nightmare · 2021-11-15T20:44:59+00:00

As an electrical engineer, I fantasize about creating a portable, powerful antenna array that will fry the wiring harness of their cars but not get me in trouble with the FCC

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A girl can dream.

CarNo5059 · 2021-11-15T23:59:32+00:00

The smaller the dog, the louder it barks.

QueenAlice3 · 2021-11-15T20:24:32+00:00

Also oversized trucks in the city.

thelionmermaid · 2021-11-16T01:30:56+00:00

I refer to it as "compensation nation". It's a brand of men who need a boost from somewhere else🤷🏻‍♀️

DiosaCordilia · 2021-11-15T23:03:11+00:00

Yup, the need to overcompensate is real

lolmemberberries · 2021-11-15T23:55:52+00:00

Same thing when they drive one of those jacked up trucks with the obnoxious LEDs on them.

Fourteenkoalas · 2021-11-15T21:02:36+00:00

I dated the sweetest kindest most generous man recently, and he had a customized sports car with all these decals and a custom plate that would attract stares. I found it unusual and it really didn't match his personality at all, he was very polite and humble. Then we had sex and he had a micropenis :( So maybe the stereotype is based on truth.

repurposedschleem · 2021-11-15T21:09:19+00:00

My NVX used to do all kinds of crap to his car to make it louder more “badass” or whatever stupid shit. I remember he bought some after market thing to make the exhaust louder right around the time he bought a ring. And this man had the audacity to complain to me about the expense of a ring (1500 was his budget!) after dropping 3k on his car and guitars and himself like it was nothing literally around the same time. And called me a materialistic b*tch for calling him on it.

The peen? Honestly a little above average but he watched so much porn his brain got warped and thought his perfectly adequate tool was nothing. Men like that are scary, and obsessed with their penises and the peens of every male around them.

To contrast, the guy I dated with the biggest dong had a white late model Camry. Like the opposite of flashy.

So ladies? Flashy cars is definitely telling :)

top_of_the_stairs · 2021-11-15T21:11:53+00:00

Can we talk about whatever the fuck that scooter-hybrid-"motorcycle" janky thing is that tops out at 35mph... and the men who boldly, proudly scoot along in them, dead center of the 45mph no-passing one-lane road, without a care in the fucking world for whoever the fuck is running late to work behind them?

....or is this one just my own private asshole pet peeve 🤷‍♀️😂

FDSDedicated · 2021-11-15T22:09:33+00:00

No, no, you misunderstand. The peen is so large, they're actually using it to push the gas pedal. I mean, obvs.

aoi4eg · 2021-11-16T09:10:25+00:00

I once got in a minor car accident where I had a right of way but the other car was an effing giant Lexus so of course, he didn't yield and for some stupid reason decided to speed up. And I nearly died when an angry 5'5 man jumped out of this monster truck and yelled at me for not seeing him. We exchanged info and he was so rude and obnoxious, I couldn't let him go without humbling him a little and when he opened his car door I loudly said: "You need help getting in?" (I'm 5'10 and wearing high heels). His face became so red, hope he cried on the way home.

Intelligent_Pass2540 · 2021-11-15T21:13:52+00:00

I've taught my five year old son to say "That's the sound of insecurities"

ctrlcutie · 2021-11-16T03:39:35+00:00

I just assume their muffler is broken 😳 like guys willingly actually choose that annoying sound? embrassing

2021-11-15T20:43:06+00:00

I assume he is aware of his lack of personality so much that he needs a loud revving car to get women to look up at him.

MufflerFromDownUnder · 2021-11-16T02:17:44+00:00

Take that sound as the civil defense siren going off and run to safety.

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-11-16T02:00:12+00:00

I pray that they get a flat tire that day. Lol

2021-11-15T20:37:42+00:00

Yep, and the Hondas and VW GTIs made to be extra loud, I judge them the same way.

AceTabby00 · 2021-11-15T20:18:15+00:00

Same here. 😂

Novemberinthechair · 2021-11-16T06:52:55+00:00

You assume that because you're smart.

radfem_babe · 2021-11-16T18:17:12+00:00

You know they are compensating for something

Spittens · 2021-11-15T21:57:29+00:00

Hey now, no hating on muscle cars ......

My purple 1969 Stingray is pretty loud. But I don't screech off meaning to make noise with the radio turned up to DEAFNESS.

miwamus · 2021-11-15T20:23:10+00:00

Obviously.

IndependentLocal1560 · 2021-11-16T00:35:27+00:00

Lol I love you ❤️

Platipus6 · 2021-11-15T21:31:28+00:00

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Title	I can't help it
Author	Fun_Sherbet
Upvotes	628
Comments	59
Date	November 15, 2021 8:03 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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