As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves. This shit is more cringe than I can handle and I needed to share.
For every dumb slut there are 1000 men willing to castrate themselves for reasons I still can't wrap my head around.
Today I almost want to high-five this bitch for being such an incredibly cunning slut. I honestly don't even feel bad for this idiot.
My co-worker (lets call him Carlos) is someone I have worked with for about two years.
Carlos is about 5'5, not very bright, and plump. Pretty sure hes about 28 years old. When he first showed me a picture of his girlfriend I was surprised. She wasn't a knockout by any means, but still out of his league given his SMV.
For the past two years he has complained to me at work about numerous fights with this woman. She disrespects him on an almost daily basis, and gives him shit for virtually every single thing he does. I have tried slow leak RP truths to him and he usually pretends to agree with almost everything I say in regards to relationships.
When he told me he got this girl pregnant last year I nearly spit out my coffee. He was so excited when he told me. Almost as though he had forgotten all the shit he talks about this girl on a daily basis.
Fast-forward a year and Carlos is already complaining about the burden of being a father and having to take care of this woman and their new baby girl. Last month he tells me that his girlfriend is flipping out because he doesn't give her any money to go out with her girlfriends. Shes sick of staying at home with the baby every night so now she goes out to drink with her friends when he gets home from work. Hes working a full time job and now a full time parent when he gets home.
Last month Carlos tells me he called the cops on her because she was throwing a raging fit and tried to throw shit at him while he was holding the baby. (not even 4 months old).
I tried to calm him down and tell him to NEVER call the cops, as he's going to end up with an assault charge and a restraining order. I told him to just leave the house when shes being like that but this idiot thinks he knows how to "handle his girl" and "she just gets crazy sometimes".
A few weeks ago Carlos tells me they talked and things are good again. She got a job as a bartender and is feeling better now that shes getting out of the house and actually working again.
About a week ago Carlos is freaking out at work and I ask him whats wrong. Turns out she left the baby with him and said she's not coming back. She regrets having a child so young and misses having her "freedom". I asked where she went and he tells me she went to stay at her new (male)boss's house from her new bartending job. I ask if shes seeing this guy and he says "no it ain't like that it's just a place to stay". I seriously wanted to smack this guy right in his big stupid fucking head.
Instead of resorting to violence, I sit Carlos down and tell him to document everything. I tell him his life is about to get very difficult and he needs to get a lawyer and to reach out to his support system. He tells me he is going to start looking for a new place to live. After a long talk he thanks me for my advice and says he is going to do whatever it takes to make sure this bitch doesn't fuck him a new asshole.
Two days later, Carlos tells me in a very triumphant tone that he finally got his girl to start listening to him. Apparently she came home and apologized for being such a bad mom and bad girlfriend. She gave him a foot rub, cleaned the entire house, and even cooked him dinner for the first time in months. Phrases like "told that bitch whats up" and "she knows she needs me" were thrown around. I said almost nothing back to him.
Today I was scrolling down my facebook wall and a giant photo of a hand with a ring on it appeared.
"Finally did it!, will let everyone know when we set a date!" the caption said.
Over 100 comments from friends and family saying "You guys are so beautiful together! I better be invited to the wedding!"
I do not feel bad for this guy in any way. He deserves everything that's coming to him. I still cannot believe people are this fucking stupid.
edit: Forgot to mention that Carlos has an assault charge on his record. He told me in past conversations that she has threatened to lie to police before about violence, hence why I told him to avoid getting police involved. His past charge makes a false accusation/restraining order much easier to threaten him with. Was just trying to make the point that hiring a lawyer could be more beneficial than calling the cops every time she flips out.
Im not saying that this guy isn't capable of hitting his woman, but It doesn't seem likely based on the power dynamic of their relationship.
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