I swear, why are male “feminists” always so terrible? 🚩 Married scrote with woke tags ON HIS TINDER PROFILE is still, painfully, a low class scrote. Remember, this guy always swipes right, because you’re worth it! 🤮

Poorfck · 2021-01-10T12:56:48+00:00

"I won’t cheat though"

pathalienation · 2021-01-10T14:17:24+00:00

Did you catch the biggest twist? “I am happily married to a wonderful woman WHO LOVES ME.” Wouldn’t someone of normal psychological profile say instead, WHOM I LOVE? He is happy that she loves him... while he gaslight-cheats on her.

fdssavedmylife · 2021-01-10T13:02:28+00:00

I’m screaming internally. This whole bio is just to cover his ass when his wife’s friends find it. It also lures other women into a false sense of security by thinking he “just wants to talk.” Please tell me no one has fallen for this.

There’s also something deeply irritating about the phrase “so there’s that.”

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-01-10T13:03:57+00:00

"I won't cheat... but I'll make an exception for you, though. Actually to be honest I'll make an exception for anyone who might be easy enough. I just wrote that shit in case my wife found my profile LOL #alibi-ing101. Don't ask how I have the time to do this feminist service (winkwink) for women on tinder when I should be spending my free time supporting my pregnant wife, but if you assume I'm neglecting my wife you're not a feminist - she's a strong independant woman who doesn't need a man, whereas a lot of teenagers on tinder could really benefit from my wisdom. Plus I need something to do whilst she's raising our son."

janetheautomaton · 2021-01-10T13:01:45+00:00

"Please please PLEASE give me attention!!!"

^{p.s. no dtf whats ur snap}

TheDaughterOfFlynn · 2021-01-10T14:15:59+00:00

“I believe in gender equality, so there’s that” it’s not a point-earner, it’s a moral belief???

Starsuponstars · 2021-01-10T13:54:11+00:00

I always swipe left, because none of them are worth it.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-01-10T16:11:30+00:00

He's planning on cheating on his wife, so there's that.

localgirlcult · 2021-01-10T14:38:30+00:00

This is stupid garbage, but the funniest thing is "conservative leaning but not political". If we ignore all the other trash he wrote, that alone is enough to call bullshit. You cannot be an actual feminist and not be political "most of the time". That's one privilege a feminist cannot afford. This slimeball can because he ain't shit.

Wkndwhorechata · 2021-01-10T17:16:29+00:00

Swipe right if you want encouragement.

Nah. Come to FDS if you want encouragement. A great support system is important and... hard to find. What a predator.

QQueenie · 2021-01-10T14:37:34+00:00

What in the actual ever loving hell is this?

jddmartini · 2021-01-10T15:44:09+00:00

Somebody needs to let his wife know that he's trying to sabotage her for being successful immediately.

He's angry that she has a life, and is trying to publicly shame her.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-01-10T14:36:41+00:00

Omg... wtf is that?

PutSomeRespectOnIt · 2021-01-10T16:15:28+00:00

I bet his wife would absolutely think his Tinder account is cheating. Also, he’s a predator. A “good guy” who picks on the women on tinder with a low enough self esteem that she’ll overlook that he’s married, AND will hang on his every breadcrumb “encouragement” until she’s fully trapped and codependent. Classic abuser.

2021-01-10T16:16:35+00:00

“I won’t cheat though” THEN WHY ARE YOU ON TINDER?

whenthingsconsidered · 2021-01-10T13:36:08+00:00

Lol he wants some pat on his butt chick from a random woman on tinder, for he is so “loyal (wOnT CheAT) male feminist”. The only true male feminist was a phd student in paris who studied feminism and committed suicide because he was too guilty of what men have been doing to women for centuries

BashRunes · 2021-01-10T16:19:08+00:00

That's like the only excuse dumber than claiming you're on a dating app to make friends! (Except claiming you're on Tinder to "study the UI". Believe it or not I've heard that one.)

Myplummms · 2021-01-10T18:16:02+00:00

“iM jUsT oN hErE tO leT yOu KnOw tHeRe ArE gOoD gUyS OuT ThErE” Faith in humanity restored/s 🤦‍♀️

SamuelaTheThrifty · 2021-01-10T15:03:20+00:00

Talk about wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Myplummms · 2021-01-10T18:13:34+00:00

I’m not on a dating app to talk to married men! GTFO! 🤦‍♀️

Summoning-Freaks · 2021-01-10T15:19:00+00:00

“I believe in gender equality so there’s that.”

Fucking end me.

wrice05 · 2021-01-10T15:04:30+00:00

Wow. Just wow.

missisabelarcher · 2021-01-10T15:59:59+00:00

This is so gross. And so sad that his wife is expecting their child. So much cheating and acting up -- or even just a distancing or disengagement -- happens when a woman is at her most vulnerable point. Men who take advantage of that are just SCUM.

Fitncurly · 2021-01-10T20:50:41+00:00

What a batch of bullshit from this guy 🙄

Wkndwhorechata · 2021-01-10T17:10:27+00:00

He's a writer? A fictional one, I see.

BECAUSE BABY BOY IS SPEWING SOME BS!

level_up_always · 2021-01-10T20:58:55+00:00

pickme trap with plausible deniability -_- it can even 'help' his wife protect her ego/stay in denial if she's that type which face it most likely is because they target women like that sigh :-/

Mysterious_Service_1 · 2021-01-10T18:00:04+00:00

OMFG. I can’t.....

Striking_Play_1393 · 2021-01-10T23:41:24+00:00

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read 🤦🏼‍♀️

purasangria · 2021-01-11T00:06:38+00:00

Why the fuck is this guy on Tinder? He needs to be reported, and stop wasting womens' time.

Nat_at_all · 2021-01-11T02:48:56+00:00

Sounds fishy,

spicyspa · 2021-01-11T03:36:49+00:00

Sure Jan.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-11T03:40:21+00:00

dear lord

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