If you were a Male Gold Digger, what would your strategy be?

801735 · 2021-07-01T07:58:06+00:00

If you were a Male Gold Digger, what would your strategy be?

Male Gold Digger? Simple. Just like all the others, either get a job in the gold mine that has job openings for miners or try my luck in the wild solo.

Top_Bedroom_4007 · 2021-07-01T06:33:54+00:00

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LeJacquelope · 2021-07-01T06:47:38+00:00

If I were single? Plastic surgery. Lots of plastic surgery.

Humbaae · 2021-07-01T08:52:26+00:00

Buy a metal detector and a shovel. Beep beep dig dig dig $$$

xQueen-Bx · 2021-07-01T10:10:27+00:00

My distant cousin managed to seduce a girl in a bar and she was so infatuated by him that her dad had to personally come and request him for marriage on his daughter's behalf

the most non western, foreign sentence I've read in ppd yet

StopTheIncels · 2021-07-01T07:07:48+00:00

Be a supermodel

Orange_Paisley · 2021-07-01T07:10:05+00:00

Be extremely good looking but also be masterful at seduction - suave, charming, romantic, sexy.

a_guy87 · 2021-07-01T06:42:54+00:00

Unfortunately, being tall and good-looking is the only way something like this would happen.

ItWasBrokenAlready · 2021-07-01T06:59:13+00:00

Love bomb the slightly insecure, slightly chubby gal with IT career (big money, not just some dev). Offer commitment asap. Take trips on her money around the globe. Then proceed to steal her money for drugs.

Nah, that would be terrible. But still, happened to my colleague twice.

Psychological_Wear_7 · 2021-07-01T07:58:38+00:00

Male gold diggers are so rare that they're irrelevant to any discussion

Might as well discuss how to get a monkey to swim

TheBookOfSeil · 2021-07-01T06:56:06+00:00

Probably the same as women: get the first few to pay for plastic surgery and other enhancements and then go after the bigger, more attractive fish to fund the rest of my future.

GrandRub · 2021-07-01T11:13:08+00:00

you have to be ok with having a girlfriend 40+ .. just be a good looking toyboy.

goatismycopilot · 2021-07-01T12:33:51+00:00

The OP presents a scenario that would only transpire in a non western setting.

NiceGuyNumber4 · 2021-07-01T14:23:14+00:00

Be gay.

majani · 2021-07-01T17:28:16+00:00

Black guys with good faces, dreads, tattoos, roided out bodies, presumably large dicks and a "beach boy" demeanor seem to be a hit with older European female divorcees. So I guess the "formula" is to be a stunningly good looking, easy-going man who can stomach fucking elderly women. Kinda the same as women TBH.

Odd_Elegance · 2021-07-01T07:21:56+00:00

Lots of hugging

AtaCome7821 · 2021-07-01T07:51:41+00:00

Well, I'd keep my wit and humor, with Gareth Bale's body and Zack Efron's face. That's it. I dunno what you're trying to achieve with this, "game" only works if you're physically attractive, thing is as men, we're not good judges of what qualifies as hot or nah, women do, that's the reason I believed I'm ugly even though I have what they call a "disgustingly high body count" for my age.

layne89 · 2021-07-01T10:24:00+00:00

Being attractive is the most important part but also understanding how to love bomb/make these lonely older women feel like you're geniunely into them.

I feel like it's so much easier to be a female gold digger even looks threshold is much more broad. Men tend to find above average women attractive generally but most of these rich women wouldn't probably bother with just an above average looking guy. You gotta be significantly more attractive than that

OrganicHedgehog8483 · 2021-07-01T11:07:33+00:00

Be insanely hot, that's the MOST important factor. And find a girl that has a lot of self esteem issues. Daddy issues are the easiest, then fat girls. A women who knows her shit won't tolerate it for long

friendofalltehworld · 2021-07-01T14:27:04+00:00

Get to the Klondike before everyone else and stake me claim.

4everrekt · 2021-07-01T18:13:57+00:00

I’d learn to speak well, particularly focusing on being charismatic and making an emotional connection with my audience.

I’d then try to find an environment where I could interact with my target demo, like a church if I was going for black women, a Zumba class if I were targeting Latinas, etc

DespondentColors · 2021-07-01T18:38:11+00:00

Go for male sugar daddies.

SonicBackScratcher · 2021-07-01T13:35:28+00:00

My dad was the small town boy who married the uptown rich girl (my mom).

At one point when I was like twenty he told me something that stuck.

"Never marry a rich girl that doesn't come with the money".

He's literally spent the last 55 years spoiling my mother, completely. Its bad enough that all of my siblings now sort of laugh about it.

This doesn't answer the question though, and I personally would not go this route but IMO successful women, in STEM fields anyways, are just as awkward as stem guys as a group. They aren't going to be super picky about looks and get less attention from men, but also tend to care about their looks less too.

So basically just ask them out, it works.

MisterShogunate · 2021-07-01T09:44:54+00:00

I've been in a relationships where the woman was a high earner and it's not as good as you think. I had no drive and was unhappy. She would just buy me shit I don't even want. We ate daily at nice restaurants and gained so much weight. We kept traveling to places I don't even remember. They also always tend to have some emotional issues. It was dark time in my life. I'd rather be poor and have my own money.

Jakes1967 · 2021-07-01T11:49:12+00:00

If you were a Male Gold Digger, what would your strategy be?

My brother got married to a trust fund brat. Expensive wedding, honeymoon you name it. She bought him a car for a wedding present.

Problem was, she didn't stay faithful, so my brother was going to file at fault. Her lawyers quickly got involved, as her trust had a morality clause. He made out like a bandit and she took a big hit, including moving her inheritance from age 28 to 35 and having to get a job.

poppy_blu · 2021-07-01T12:29:57+00:00

Become a tennis instructor and pick up older rich divorcees at the country club.

richlad · 2021-07-01T06:56:00+00:00

My Swedish friend is dating a Russian Mafia Oligarch cum Mafia Boss daughter.

Despite the stereotypes of Russian women she's probably the one the nicest women I met nothing will make you believe she comes from such a powerful and wealthy family.

And she's going to marry him soon and has no such wild history idk how they find such women. I think it's mostly luck

He's nothing special in looks either.

And his dad even invited us over for a small social gathering. My friend doesn't have any family he was raised at an orphanage so I went with him. Even her dad felt pretty nice I couldn't read much into him from that brief meeting now he could be sociopath idk I couldn't find much

NockerJoe · 2021-07-01T08:37:54+00:00

Fuck ugly middle aged women. Its not that hard. Once a woman is like 40ish and single if she's let herself go or a lifetime of drugs and alcohol has caught up to her a lot of them are willing to have a transactional relationship with a mediocre dude half their age. The flip side is we're talking about women who don't want kids and are generally sub fours on their best days and many of them are lucky to qualify as a 3. But hey, the double flip side is free room and board and they're usually cool with you drinking and doing drugs at all hours of the day.

ridderrobby · 2021-07-01T07:23:34+00:00

Transitioning

Ppdebateismental · 2021-07-01T14:34:12+00:00

My bil married a much older woman who died and left him about 1.5 million bucks. This isn’t my model tier, “young Mark Spitz doppelgänger” bil either. She wasn’t a richly rich woman, lived modestly and maxed out her 401k every year. He was short and very, very weird. He took excellent care of her when she got cancer and actually seemed to love her very much🤷‍♀️ They met in church.

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ChibsFilipTelfordd · 2021-07-01T08:11:00+00:00

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rivetcitymayor · 2021-07-01T13:13:31+00:00

Hit the gym hard and be charismatic

superlurkage · 2021-07-01T16:36:34+00:00

I’m not going to condone abuse, lying and manipulation, because that’s what it would take

Ladyofblades · 2021-07-01T22:04:20+00:00

Be a model or that level of looks, have a successful career built on your looks or physical skill (model, dancer, athlete, fitness model) have a great physique and have your own status and personal life.

Men don’t realize the competition for women with money is very tough. Most the guys they’re rifling through are either that level or older successful types. And they dump boy toys all the time.

(Source - knew a guy like this who was just dumped by his wealthy Chinese sugar ex who bankrolled his luxury apt. and also know of a semi famous couple like this)

just_a_place · 2021-07-02T04:44:29+00:00

I can't even fathom what the psychology of a male golddigger would be. Such a thing is just so alien to natural masculinity.

honeydewmelonz · 2021-07-02T04:55:25+00:00

I have below average male family members who seduce fat women in time for tax return season. Or just fat women with jobs in general. They’d always get spoiled. It’s harsh but I’d do that if I were a male gold digger.

Kaisha001 · 2021-07-02T06:37:25+00:00

Target older gay men.

flakybottom · 2021-07-04T22:50:25+00:00

Go after closeted gay middle aged Christian husbands and blackmail them.

PlayfulLawyer · 2021-07-01T08:46:24+00:00

So in this scenario I'm assuming I would be considered obscenely attractive but I don't really want to work hard for my money I would try to launch some sort of career as a model and hopefully get connected with a celebrity who has money and knock her up I guess, if we're taking celebrity out of the equation you have to find some woman who's been widowed and lay the pipe down on her and build an emotional connection and get married and stay together long enough to where you can cash out on the divorce, either that or you might have to go gay lol

Dan240z · 2021-07-01T09:21:17+00:00

It's literally a jackpot at this point about 5 percent men get money from women.

gimpgirl555 · 2021-07-01T09:24:42+00:00

It's not hard. You just offer committment in exchange for a nice lifestyle.

RandomUser8467 · 2021-07-01T10:53:33+00:00

Ask Mitch McConnell. He married an heiress as a political strategy.

SmurfESmurferson · 2021-07-01T14:21:16+00:00

Be my friend, who is the single most successful male gold digger I have ever met. He’s mid/late 40s, conventionally good looking (tall, blonde) in a generic American way, and works 3 lunch shifts a week as a bartender. He’s also a single dad

Every. Single. One. Of his gfs have been very, very wealthy, incredibly slim, and absolutely infatuated with him - they pay his bills, fly him on vacations, pay rent for him to live with them. His ex-wife (also a friend of mine) committed insurance fraud for years to keep him on her health insurance

Title	If you were a Male Gold Digger, what would your strategy be?
Author	Top_Bedroom_4007
Upvotes	21
Comments	150
Date	July 1, 2021 6:31 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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