14 years...

Helppls445 · 2020-02-02T17:04:37+00:00

That’s really tragic but I have to admit those nails are sending me XD

Nearby-Armadillo · 2020-02-02T17:20:12+00:00

This can't be real

persephones_torch · 2020-02-02T17:40:03+00:00

14 years, 4 kids, guy works at burger king, prison, baby mama dramas!. wonder what makes men like this 'hold out' on marriage like they honestly think their commitment is such a valuable thing.

Also why is she so proud... love really is a hell of a drug

Edit: i just reread the whole post and not sure if this is a joke or not cus it reads like an onion article

MyNeferTitty · 2020-02-02T18:30:56+00:00

She's making fun of pick-mes, right?

SimpleSyrups · 2020-02-02T17:42:34+00:00

“Hold them down” such a terrible expression. Implies holding someone down against their fucking will. Gross.

That nail on her ring finger is something else though. Second only to her middle finger. Wild.

prestigeworldwideee · 2020-02-02T17:18:25+00:00

Embarrassed for her message, and her nails

azngirl7689 · 2020-02-02T17:22:48+00:00

It’s not even a nice ring WTAF?

nothanksitstoocold · 2020-02-02T17:44:22+00:00

Those nails are a problem I’m so sorry

daglowup · 2020-02-02T17:54:05+00:00

Harry Potter and the Secret Child

persephones_torch · 2020-02-02T19:00:01+00:00

The most relevant question is: why is her pinky nail okay looking while the ring finger nail looks all grown out like there's several miles of bare nail before you see the fake nails im baffled

ldnsurvival · 2020-02-02T18:05:24+00:00

Theres a lot to process here lmfaooo

delicateearthbabe · 2020-02-02T17:11:06+00:00

I rather not be up next with a guy like this, but thanks for the offer I guess?

venomous_g · 2020-02-02T20:21:33+00:00

This has got to be fake... not necessarily the sad state of that lady's nails or that uglass ring, but the caption to go along with it! There's just too much struggle here for me to process. I'm going to go play with my skincare collection.

It is quite interesting to see... how fast her ring finger nail grows in comparison to other nails. Is that photoshop? Human biology is fascinating!

arnaq · 2020-02-02T22:17:31+00:00

This has to be satire and If it is she fucking nailed it lmaooo

si_vis_amari__ama · 2020-02-02T19:55:42+00:00

"He really trying in this hard life".

I'm sorry but is he trying to create a trainwreck or what?

extraacct1234 · 2020-02-02T18:08:23+00:00

This is very sad. Pickme level 1000.

That ring is fake.

And frankly her nails are horrifyingly disgusting and say a lot about the sort of person that she is.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-02-02T19:43:30+00:00

Great and when yall tie the knot you can enjoy paying child support at least three ways with your combined family income AND possibly even pay alimony if yall divorce bc you supported him for 13 years (could count as common law) until he finally landed his dream job.

You're so lucky sis...

quietmirth · 2020-02-02T20:21:34+00:00

Oh look, it’s a “hush ring”.

Miss_Okoth · 2020-02-02T20:03:33+00:00

Those nails ...😤

Connecticut06482 · 2020-02-02T17:09:07+00:00

HORRIBLE!!!!! Women do NOT need to be ride or die.

Scotsburd · 2020-02-02T18:30:38+00:00

Oh dear Lord. Hope she stays this happy.

kasurimethi · 2020-02-02T20:51:41+00:00

She needs a fill really bad lol

kaizentigerr · 2020-02-02T23:03:35+00:00

This is clearly satire guys...

upsettis · 2020-02-03T04:20:18+00:00

She holding onto him like her ring finger is holding onto that nail 💀

hilariouslystated · 2020-02-02T19:23:52+00:00

I'm sad it's a black woman.

Kitty015 · 2020-02-03T02:01:44+00:00

That ring looks like a plastic trinket you win at a carnival.

Kitty015 · 2020-02-03T02:02:11+00:00

She makin all my ex’s look high value lmao

yyz71 · 2020-03-28T10:00:56+00:00

Those nails 🤮☝️

RitzBites · 2020-02-02T17:03:16+00:00

Those nails 😳

2020-02-02T17:21:08+00:00

I don't get how does on nail grow faster then the rest?

Title	14 years...
Author	AliceKingsly
Upvotes	88
Comments	52
Date	February 2, 2020 4:59 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/exrbpw/14_years/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/14-years.694186 https://theredarchive.com/post/694186

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