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[–]Helppls445FDS Newbie227 points228 points229 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
That’s really tragic but I have to admit those nails are sending me XD
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can't with them either 😂
My really hot, really cool friend got a really bad ass proposal, but the problem was she had done her own nails and they were WAY worse than this. She kept posting her ring and her excitement, but I couldn't see past those wide, really badly shaped, spoon looking nails. I can't believe she didn't just go get them done professionally right quick before posting them all over fb. Even some of the comments were like GIRL! WTF is wrong with your NAILS!
[–]ceilingkatwatchesusFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ahahahahahhahah!! defeats the whoole purpose of posting the engagement pic.
[–]MuffinSongsFDS Disciple35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I was like... no. There is so much wrong here. Don’t mention the nails... don’t mention the nails...
[–]Itchy-TransportationFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im subscribed to some nail subs and i thought thought this post was from there at first glance, i was so concerned :D
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wanted to get married so bad that her ring finger seems to have developed extra circulation and growing power
[–]Nearby-ArmadilloFDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This can't be real
[–]the_cucumberFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is very obviously a troll.
[–]MagicAte_8FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This lady needs to get her own YouTube channel 😂 She could be the next Trisha Paytas with trolling this good
[–]persephones_torchFDS Disciple65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
14 years, 4 kids, guy works at burger king, prison, baby mama dramas!. wonder what makes men like this 'hold out' on marriage like they honestly think their commitment is such a valuable thing.
Also why is she so proud... love really is a hell of a drug
Edit: i just reread the whole post and not sure if this is a joke or not cus it reads like an onion article
[–]buy_me_cookiesFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is a big commitment for him that he holds out on, but committing a crime putting him in jail isn't. Makes sense!!
[–]NotScarJoFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BUT HE'S TRYING
[–]MyNeferTitty48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's making fun of pick-mes, right?
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She must be. Those must be press on nails placed to look janky. No way they would still look shiny after months of growth (except the pinky).
[–]MulkvisteeFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely. I refuse to believe any of this is real life, the nails or the ring 🤣
[–]SimpleSyrupsFDS Disciple43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Hold them down” such a terrible expression. Implies holding someone down against their fucking will. Gross.
That nail on her ring finger is something else though. Second only to her middle finger. Wild.
[–]persephones_torchFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like being committed is a death sentence or lifetime imprisonment. Or like women are captors to men who are just wild animals that struggle while women get their claws (or really bad nails) on them. No sir. Set him back into the wild where he belongs.
[–]prestigeworldwideeeFDS Apprentice27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Embarrassed for her message, and her nails
[–]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It’s not even a nice ring WTAF?
[–]TullyPrideFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I could see myself wearing it as a teen. It honestly looks like what you might find at Walmart or Claire's. Not trying to sound classist because obviously not everyone can afford a big ruby-and-diamond white-gold piece that costs 5 digits but even my frugality obsessed guy got mine at a proper jewelry shop downtown and used is credit card for it.
[–]B_ProjectFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was going to say if that’s a real post then she should make sure her ring isn’t fake from Walmart. 😂
[–]nothanksitstoocoldFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those nails are a problem I’m so sorry
[–]daglowupFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Harry Potter and the Secret Child
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she's waiting for the next installment of the story with bated breath!
[–]persephones_torchFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The most relevant question is: why is her pinky nail okay looking while the ring finger nail looks all grown out like there's several miles of bare nail before you see the fake nails im baffled
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha thank you!! I had a long stare at those two nails, like what kind of fuckery is this
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ring finger nail grows faster. She’s prob had that set for like a month.
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Theres a lot to process here lmfaooo
[–]delicateearthbabeFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I rather not be up next with a guy like this, but thanks for the offer I guess?
For real. She says that like dudes like this are a prize.
[–]venomous_gFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This has got to be fake... not necessarily the sad state of that lady's nails or that uglass ring, but the caption to go along with it! There's just too much struggle here for me to process. I'm going to go play with my skincare collection.
It is quite interesting to see... how fast her ring finger nail grows in comparison to other nails. Is that photoshop? Human biology is fascinating!
[–]RedundantOxymoronFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are lots of people who live in a soap opera. They watch soap operas on TV. They buy the products advertised. They model themselves to look like and act like the actors on soap operas. They think that is the only way to live your life because they have never been around somebody who is calm about dealing with problems. That's my theory, which I got from my dad. He was a cool dude and not a macho bastard.
[–]arnaqFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be satire and If it is she fucking nailed it lmaooo
[–]si_vis_amari__amaFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"He really trying in this hard life".
I'm sorry but is he trying to create a trainwreck or what?
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is very sad. Pickme level 1000.
That ring is fake.
And frankly her nails are horrifyingly disgusting and say a lot about the sort of person that she is.
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pick me level over 9000
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Great and when yall tie the knot you can enjoy paying child support at least three ways with your combined family income AND possibly even pay alimony if yall divorce bc you supported him for 13 years (could count as common law) until he finally landed his dream job.
You're so lucky sis...
My dad was a lawyer. He told me about a client he had where there were four families waiting for their child support. One family was waiting for it, so they could pay the second family, who could pay the third family, who could pay the fourth family. And that was back in the 60s or 70s. Been going on a long time. I don't know where in the chain his client was. We don't have alimony in Texas. We have separate maintenance of a spouse for a limited time.
[–]quietmirthFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look, it’s a “hush ring”.
[–]Miss_Okoth7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those nails ...😤
[–]Connecticut06482FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HORRIBLE!!!!! Women do NOT need to be ride or die.
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh dear Lord. Hope she stays this happy.
[–]kasurimethi 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs a fill really bad lol
[–]kaizentigerrAt-Risk Pick Me Youth4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is clearly satire guys...
[–]upsettisPickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She holding onto him like her ring finger is holding onto that nail 💀
[–]hilariouslystatedFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sad it's a black woman.
[–]Kitty015FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That ring looks like a plastic trinket you win at a carnival.
She makin all my ex’s look high value lmao
[–]yyz710 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those nails 🤮☝️
[–]RitzBites1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Those nails 😳
[–][deleted]1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I don't get how does on nail grow faster then the rest?
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