al i can say is… jfc

oi_oi_oink · 2022-02-09T16:23:31+00:00

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FancyCocktailOlive · 2022-02-09T16:18:28+00:00

I really don’t think she was trying to make him jealous, I think she’s actually in a headspace where she can’t fathom that he’d be jealous because he’s already turned her down for a relationship.

This is what he wanted, I don’t see why he’s upset. I also don’t understand why he’s assuming she was trying to make him jealous. I’d just assume she was showing him she was cool with them being non-exclusive by not hanging off him.

queenofswordsxxx · 2022-02-09T18:55:27+00:00

Boo hoo his sex doll has working legs and is running away… I’d be pretty upset too if my vibrator started running off with other girls 🥲

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-09T16:21:45+00:00

He won't commit, but will bitch about her doing her thing, as a single lady, while also admitting he's doing all sorts of things behind her back... I thought men were the logical sex? Lol

w0rmsongs · 2022-02-09T17:34:07+00:00

longest running FWB streak 😂 okaaaaay...

Maingurl · 2022-02-09T16:44:13+00:00

Wow, he sounds emotional.

If he only he was more logical like his FWB.

spinsterchachkies · 2022-02-09T19:04:07+00:00

Slowly realizing he was just a side dish when he thought he was her main course . . . . 😢

CowProgrammatically3 · 2022-02-09T17:23:07+00:00

I don’t want you as a gf, but no one is allowed to have you either 🤦🏾‍♀️ what a pos

blessedwiththree · 2022-02-09T17:24:31+00:00

Should I feel guilty that I can't stop laughing 😆? I personally think being FWBs is never a good idea. It seems like one person always wants more and is settling for less, because they are hoping the other person will change their mind. A man will not FWB his dream girl because he cannot fathom having to lose her or share her with other men.

JulyParade · 2022-02-09T18:07:13+00:00

He wants her to want him, and him alone, but he's allowed to do whatever he wants and she's still going to want him? I suppose he's just that special, right?????

This is so funny. Thanks for sharing!

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-02-09T17:37:58+00:00

Don’t know what this girl is up to- deliberately trying making him jealous? punishing him for for rejecting a relationship with her? or just living her best life, but I love that he’s questioning everything now lol.

Too badz, so sadz

itsirrelevant · 2022-02-09T18:30:49+00:00

Maybe he should have taken the usual make advice when women are unhappy and communicated with her that he doesn't want it happening in front of him. What a knob.

2022-02-09T17:12:52+00:00

Tell me you’re in a toxic relationship without telling me you’re in a toxic relationship 🚩🚩🚩

Zurflu · 2022-02-09T22:54:05+00:00

"My FWB of 9 months" has me DYYYYINGGGG

WHO TF counts the months they've been together but believes calling it a different name makes it not a relationship ☠️ he clearly is more possessive of her than vice versa yet he's the one who believes it's a casual FWB somehow.

malibooyeah · 2022-02-09T19:00:45+00:00

His hemotions got hurted awww

Quebeks · 2022-02-09T18:54:27+00:00

What an entitled piece of flaming shit.

poison_snacc · 2022-02-09T19:15:51+00:00

Lmao and only on the 4th word in this bullshit… the very audacity of referring to someone as “mY friend with benefits” as though this is some new term for a specific relationship… sorry dudes, be my bangmaid and i’ll fuck you over etc is not a type of relationship. No one who you openly refused to date but is still fucking you while knowing you’re fucking other people is yours to get possessive or jealous about. It’s fucking laughable

theblushinglilac · 2022-02-10T00:33:25+00:00

Dude admitted to reading her private journal in a different post:

"she left her journal at her desk and I might have read through it."

Very, very few things excuse reading a person's journal. What a scum clown 🤡

2022-02-09T22:20:18+00:00

Has he tried communicating? Did he ask for exclusivity? He's not entitled to her full attention otherwise 💅

rkc333 · 2022-02-09T19:28:36+00:00

This is what he wanted I’m not sure why he’s upset when he’s said it’s friend that’s that. Maybe it’s an ego thing I was in the same situation but the guy made it clear. I used to get chatted up in front of him and he would have a strop about it even when I found out he had a gf behind my back I was like whatever. It sheds messy when it is physical. Either be just her friend or be with her. End of.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-02-09T17:56:49+00:00

I had a FWB. We were friends first. When I found someone I wanted to date exclusively, my FWB said okay and congrats, and then we just went back to being regular friends.

Tbh, if he had ever flirted with someone in front of me, I’d probably feel a moment of instinctive annoyance before remembering, “lol He’s not my boyfriend. Calm down.” I wouldn’t dwell on it!

Devils_Tango · 2022-02-10T09:32:34+00:00

Realization I just had today is that I was feeling unnecessary guilt for dating other guys after connecting with one guy in particular. I don’t owe him loyalty or shit because we’re not exclusive and he has stated he wants to keep things “casual”. (I know, I know, I should drop him but I’m practicing dating after getting divorced). He said it’s fine if I see other guys, as long as he doesn’t hear or think about it. So I asked him what he feels if he does think about it and he said “not okay!!” Men will completely suppress their true feelings to avoid intimacy and commitment smh.

xfelugirlx · 2022-02-09T22:46:32+00:00

Men are so stupid tf, you are doing the same bullshit but yet they want the other girl just for himself. No shit sherlock

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2022-02-10T10:42:37+00:00

Omfg. The audacity.

AnniaT · 2022-02-10T10:21:23+00:00

"Longest fwb strike". Boy bye lol

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cryptohobo · 2022-02-10T20:47:36+00:00

Oh no he felt disrespected! Thoughts and prayers rofl.

Title	al i can say is… jfc
Author	whatsausername1000
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Comments	57
Date	February 9, 2022 4:09 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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