another day, another LVM bullet dodged ✨

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-25T21:59:35+00:00

Don’t say sorry, he didn’t ‘earn’ that!

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-25T22:04:45+00:00

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mrCNeverSleeping · 2020-08-25T21:58:07+00:00

Yes, let me risk my health & safety just for your pleasure - in fact - let me PaY you, dear LVM, to walk near me in the park - what a date!

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-25T22:07:16+00:00

Yes good job dodging a bullet. Walks are for dogs youre not his bitch lol and coffee is cheap! You're are 100% right coffee is for business meetings and college kids working on group projects.

LaBaronessa · 2020-08-25T21:57:02+00:00

You'll have to "earn" a dinner date? Lmao you definitely dodged a breadcrumbing bullet.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-08-25T23:07:49+00:00

"You'll have to earn that."

What a fucking shitstain.

randomgirlimok · 2020-08-25T23:36:15+00:00

He is acting like HE is the prize. “You have to earn that”

Capable_Okra · 2020-08-25T23:28:16+00:00

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purasangria · 2020-08-25T21:56:38+00:00

"You'll have to earn that"?

Fuck you, how about no.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-25T23:45:32+00:00

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BeADecentHumanBeing · 2020-08-25T22:51:24+00:00

‘You’ll have to earn that’...😂

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-08-25T23:28:34+00:00

Who the hell came up with this walking date bullshit? The audacity... 😡

MySadOrgans · 2020-08-26T03:24:50+00:00

"I'll have to decline then, enjoy your day."

If I am interpreting it correctly, I think this better conveys the non-aggressive tone you were originally aiming for through text by using "sorry". You have nothing to apologize for, so I recommend dropping sorry from your vocab from being used in this way

Summerisle7 · 2020-08-25T22:06:14+00:00

No apologies!

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-26T00:48:06+00:00

Shut up!!!! This is real?!? My goodness!!!

Also a “walk around”?!? Ha!!!!

You know what? You ALREADY earned your dinner! But he hasn’t earned his right to watch you enjoy it. This guy...

Then they try to play it on you like “well then You’re a gold digger”

But really we aren’t even convinced they can even provide a moderate meal for two! Ha!

Well, my Queen, if I may be so bold... HE hasn’t earned the right to watch you sip any roasted bean juice, nor has he even earned the right to be seen about with you in public walking side by side as if he were a person...

Earning dinner! Imagine !!!! Wonder what he’ll say to the pick me who ends up under his thumb if she were right say that! “Ok my darling let me earn that casserole!” Naw nawwwww

When I did OLD and was still a pick me I would never take a coffee date or drinks date. That’s not even a date!!!!

NihilisticBuddhism · 2020-08-26T01:16:01+00:00

”Let’s go for a walk then”

woof woof

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maraslove · 2020-08-25T22:02:37+00:00

Another day of THEM thinking they’re the prize. Love your response.

Mamma_Midnight · 2020-08-26T02:34:05+00:00

You'll have to earn that

Let's go for a walk then

Jesus fucking christ. We're not dogs - we don't need to 'earn' food as a reward for good behaviour. We don't need to be walked in the park.

Control & dehumanisation in one neat package.

burpleseaurchin · 2020-08-26T01:14:51+00:00

Mind boggling how his reaction to her saying coffee isn't good enough is to suggest a further downgrade. But dating is sooooo hard for men amirite??? Wamen r a mistery! 🤪

willowgrowingroots · 2020-08-26T07:08:02+00:00

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. Scrotes, if you're so broke that you're worried about paying for a fucking dinner, you're in no fucking place to be dating. You need to work on your goddamn life because that's pathetic. It's dinner. Dinner. Food. It's not a Prada bag, or a fur coat, or a trip to Paris. It's gooddamn food. And if you're going on so many dates that wash out that it's affecting your wallet: STOP GOING OUT ON FUCKING DATES BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE AN UNDESIRABLE FUCKWAD. Get some training, pick up some hours, find a better fucking job, whatever you have to do. But stop with the fucking crying over a what, $50-100 outing? Fucking pathetic. PATHETIC

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-26T05:15:54+00:00

I'd take the "friendly" tone down a notch. You're telling him that "dinner date" is what he's got to do to bag that first date (basically spelling/teaching it to him), and then you apologize.

"Coffee is for meetings, walks are for dogs and friends. Anything else you had in mind?"

"I'll have to decline then, best of luck"

Otherwise, bullet dodged, queen!

throwaway_vibes · 2020-08-26T04:29:33+00:00

I was at a coffee shop today and overheard people who appeared to be on first dates. They sounded so awkward and it just seemed overly platonic. Coffee is definitely for colleagues and friends.

Plus, a lot of the only restaurants open in my area right now are food trucks and casual outdoor spots, like Mr. Coffee shop guy literally can’t even afford that? What on earth?

RamenUndergraduate · 2020-08-26T04:34:23+00:00

"Y0u'll haVe tO EaRn a DiNnER daTe!" said the goblin who does 50/50.

OrchidLion · 2020-08-26T04:40:04+00:00

Your messages are way too nice.

Don’t ask him what he thinks, tell him you only do real dates. Don’t apologize when you say you’re not interested, he doesnt deserve an apology

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-08-26T10:26:31+00:00

I don't online date, but I'd kind of want to fuck around with it.

"Coffee sometime?"

"What day?"

"Tuesday?"

"Sounds good. I have a real date at 7, so how about we do 6 to 630 real quick?"

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-26T06:10:53+00:00

Why are these men so scared of real dates? I can't think of anything more weak and unmasculine. Instant turn off.

pineycitrusforest · 2020-08-26T01:40:17+00:00

Never apologize to a scrote!

Snoo989898 · 2020-08-26T02:16:30+00:00

Exactly why I’m not online dating. Gross

enchantedglow · 2020-08-26T05:33:11+00:00

“You’ll have to earn that 😉” EWWW where do these losers get their confidence from? also you are way too nice! don’t apologize girl, he’s the one who should be apologizing for that awful entitled attitude.

_tinyimp · 2020-08-26T06:59:16+00:00

This is knitpicky but men who say ‘best of luck’ piss me off for no apparent reason

Snoo989898 · 2020-08-26T02:15:49+00:00

2020-08-26T03:07:15+00:00

Master class. Hopefully many will follow examples like these and we might even change the damn scrotus quo 😂

GlobalDynamicsEureka · 2020-08-26T08:50:02+00:00

The only time I'm available is for dinner on Saturday. If you want a date with me, you must do a dinner on Saturday. You want to take me to coffee? I'm going to be busy eating dinner, though. A walk? I walk my dogs multiple times a day. I'm not walking you, too. Also, I schedule their walks not during dinner time.

msssst · 2020-08-26T10:06:24+00:00

The worst is when they ask you out for coffee at NIGHT. Just no. That’s the worst ROI you can make with your time and energy.

Coffee is also a laxative so definitely not a good idea for a date.

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-26T08:04:20+00:00

Dont say sorry just say "I have to decline, bye!"

hongkonghenry · 2020-08-26T10:17:43+00:00

You have to earn dinner. Lel.

Title	another day, another LVM bullet dodged ✨
Author	Excuse-Hungry
Upvotes	191
Comments	59
Date	August 25, 2020 4:29 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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