Another night on OKCupid.....

plutunic · 2020-03-09T11:56:28+00:00

-- Jeff: an emotionally stunted, porn addicted, failure of a man

Ms_Tilly · 2020-03-09T12:35:44+00:00

Look, Drusilla. I don't have time for all this pointless chit chat. I'm on here to get off, and I'm in a hurry, so are you in or what?

The audacity and depravity never fails to shock me, although by now it shouldn't.

jellyteas · 2020-03-09T11:23:28+00:00

This conversation gave me whiplash. Is this common place? Shoutout to all you ladies trying online dating.

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-03-09T11:45:19+00:00

Dear Jeff,

Yes, it is really weird.

You being "kinda horny" is nobody's responsibility but your own - turn that shit DOWN.

Your ability to communicate needs work.

Sincerely,

Humanity

freerollerskates · 2020-03-09T08:07:05+00:00

Blocked of course, reported, embarrassed across reddit non redacted

jetpatch · 2020-03-09T12:17:29+00:00

He says he doesn't want to beat around the bush but then ... he does.

That phrase in a new red flag. Freudian phrasing.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-03-09T16:14:38+00:00

In the old days these guys had to make an effort to expose themselves to strangers: put on a raincoat, go outside, get on the subway or lurk around on the street...hell. A man could spend all night waiting around in the shadows for the perfect victim to wander by. It must have been so frustrating, waiting for hours, desperately wanting to whip your dick out and aggressively jerk off in front of an unwilling participant. A guy would be lucky to get off once, maybe twice on a good night, before he had to make a run for it to avoid getting arrested.

Millennials are so fucking lazy.

delicateearthbabe · 2020-03-09T14:59:58+00:00

"It's not really weird or anything"

Yes it is.

throwaway23004345 · 2020-03-09T11:34:27+00:00

Even tho it’s gross, atleast he gave a heads up. This one guy sent me a dick pic on snap and wanted me to send a video back of me touching myself 🤢🤢. Oh and never speak to a man past 9, that’s horny hours.

Equipoisonous · 2020-03-09T14:10:22+00:00

Once a guy on OKC wanted to tell me about his hotwifing fetish and then told me I was a bigot when I said I wasn’t interested.

coloneldjmustard · 2020-03-09T11:59:24+00:00

Is there no hope for the future?!?! Sigh

ny-lady · 2020-03-09T12:23:02+00:00

I. Just. Cant. Even...

shiwanginaithani · 2020-03-09T11:36:26+00:00

The audacity wow

riseaboveagain · 2020-03-09T14:27:56+00:00

Why pay a cam girl if he can find a pick me to do it for free?

Disgusting

psychsense · 2020-03-09T14:35:13+00:00

They really don’t even look at us as human beings huh. What a loser.

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-03-09T13:51:41+00:00

Holy moly it has gotten worse lol

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-03-09T14:33:50+00:00

Speechless.

2020-03-09T16:27:24+00:00

Witchyko · 2020-03-09T13:02:27+00:00

Seeing him with his headphones on ... is he a gamer guy? Would explain a lot.

Radtron3000 · 2020-03-09T17:32:03+00:00

"You exist for me"

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-03-09T15:29:47+00:00

Omfg, insta block!!!

2020-03-09T12:55:10+00:00

Someone rescue that poor dog!!!

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-09T16:40:47+00:00

... So he’s admitting he can only get off to porn.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-03-09T17:52:13+00:00

Too cheap to pay a cam girl....

fair_child123 · 2020-03-09T23:35:07+00:00

I’m still aghast that he doesn’t like music?!?! How do you not like ANY kind of music? He may be a sociopath

hydrohydrangeas · 2020-03-09T18:49:50+00:00

Daily reminder to stay off the apps.

Oy. Sometimes I miss it, but then I see shit like this.

2020-03-09T21:21:40+00:00

What a fucking sad, slimy, loser.

JesusisKingisLord · 2020-03-09T21:29:00+00:00

Ew WTF??!!

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-03-09T22:37:06+00:00

"It's not really weird or anything" OH, OKAY

lolumadbr0 · 2020-03-10T00:50:04+00:00

Holy shit wow.

twoXfeminist · 2020-03-10T02:09:13+00:00

As a woman who loves rock, ofc I notice your music taste first. To be fair, men like this hardly surprise me anymore. 😂

stevebuscemispenis · 2020-03-10T14:34:04+00:00

Not gonna lie, I zoomed in on his little icon photo and laughed a little

Lostmymojo84 · 2020-03-10T15:47:37+00:00

Sat here open mouthed... bloody hell that takes a shit load of delusion to think it would work.

bitch_not_it · 2020-03-09T19:06:13+00:00

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2020-03-10T04:51:29+00:00

"It's not really weird..." 🤣🤣🤣 I have to disagree, Jeff. :)

naenita_ · 2020-03-10T05:32:31+00:00

iT wOuLdNt bE cReEpY iF hE wAs aTtRaCtIvE

I wonder if his advances actually work? Like ever?

bitch_not_it · 2020-03-10T06:54:17+00:00

why is he even alive? what a waste of perfectly good oxygen

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-11T04:31:57+00:00

“Sorry, I only date guys who play polka...

Something about those fast accordion player fingers gives me the chills...”

Title	Another night on OKCupid.....
Author	drusillalunarose
Upvotes	296
Comments	70
Date	March 9, 2020 7:47 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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