Dear Nanobot Scientists: Please don’t help lazy Sperm reach our valuable eggs. Signed, Women.

Superb-Cancel9071 · 2021-09-23T01:27:16+00:00

Just because this is the opposite of eugenics doesn't mean it's a good idea.

CrazyPaine · 2021-09-23T01:20:43+00:00

If he dies he dies.

Sperm cells don't need help. If they wanted to they would.

Nonsluttymen · 2021-09-23T02:01:24+00:00

This is the first time I hear of nanobots. Absolutely terrifying.

For cultural context, doctors have been implanting textured silicone breast implants that have been poisoning women for decades, with the medical community just realizing this in the past 5 years or less, yet they want to do this? AND THIS IS WHAT THEY USE IT FOR, TO YET AGAIN, CONTROL WOMEN’S REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS?!

(This is the same month that Texas implemented the 6 week abortion bill. You know, the one without exceptions for rape or incest, and including many women who won’t even know they’re pregnant yet. Plus, the ten grand “bounties”, etc.)

The male birth control pill was shelved in the last few years because men were too wussy to deal with the minor side effects.

Now… this, something to force women to be incubators of babies spawned from subpar sperm. Babies that will probably be all fucked up. Women suffering to produce messed up, unnatural babies. As if that doesn’t happen enough already. Oh, and which parent usually stays with the kid when the going gets tough? Which parent typically also pays the most financially? Certainly not the parent who contributed the sperm.

Who the hell is paying for this research? If nanobots are going to be a thing, aren’t there a thousand other medical issues that should be incredibly more highly prioritized? How about helping the people that exist rather than creating more people that need help? Fucking god-complex psychopathic researchers or whoever’s paying them.

I am seething with rage.

anarrowtotheknees · 2021-09-22T23:23:40+00:00

If it can't get to the egg on its own it doesn't deserve to fertilise it. Basic survival of the fittest rules 🤷‍♀️

iamNaN_AMA · 2021-09-22T23:35:14+00:00

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TieDieEye · 2021-09-23T00:09:57+00:00

Wow what the fuck. Can't they use this technology for literally anything else???? Like immortality or curing cancer maybe????

But no let's use nanobots to regress the human race with dorito crusted neckbeard genes.

Seriously WHY.

TerryCrewsNextWife · 2021-09-23T14:26:31+00:00

ISCI is already a terrible idea but hell, let's add more research and more money on technology to ensure infertility is passed on through the generations, ensuring repeat generational customers who will all need to withdraw from their pension funds to have their own biological, infertile children.

This approach to "resolve" infertility in men drives me nuts. The health science field really need to find bigger priorities than this shit.

shockingupdate · 2021-09-22T23:47:18+00:00

Not even their sperm can find it before giving up. The jokes write themselves!

Next time I see a scrote whining about “iT’s BiOloGy,” boy have we got an article for you

GigaKarenEnergy · 2021-09-23T01:43:24+00:00

Sounds like a crappy invention. I thought something like slow sperm indicates some sort of genetic defect

I saw the full clip and it picked up it up from a dead pool of non moving sperm… didn’t look healthy

ProgressiveLatina · 2021-09-23T15:12:18+00:00

Yeah no thanks, my eggs don’t want your gimp sperm 🤦🏻‍♀️

hopeful_flounder93 · 2021-09-22T23:52:25+00:00

CAN THEY NOT

dr_mcstuffins · 2021-09-23T18:53:50+00:00

Why tf are we breeding impotent men? So they can have impotent sons to further bolster the fertility industry?

Livia_Drusila · 2021-09-23T01:35:09+00:00

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Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-09-23T01:29:25+00:00

Oh good! We can have even shorter balder fatter and uglier men thanks to this bro help!

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-09-23T00:05:28+00:00

So they’ve got the time, money and resources to do this, but things like cancer and life changing health conditions are just put on the back burner because, MuH lEgAcY 🤡

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2021-09-23T12:44:17+00:00

Now I have an overwhelming urge to yeet my uterus into the sun. That is so so so wrong and unnatural, it completely overrides the whole point of the egg choosing the best sperm for healthy children (highly debatable with men having kids after 35).

Side note, with science proving this as fact, does that mean miscarriages are possibly because the body knows the fertilised egg is not healthy?

Edit: spelling

Novemberinthechair · 2021-09-23T01:58:40+00:00

And this is how you know men control the world.

Hot_Procedure1648 · 2021-09-23T13:33:12+00:00

Yikes, something tells me we're going to be worse off than the cheetahs and pedigree pets at this rate. Yes pugs. Sure they're inbreed as fuck, but at least they don't actively encourage faulty genes to pass on. Long term inbreeding usually leads to a species getting wiped out, but there's a possibility all fatal genes bred out too.

I_know_right_AS_IF · 2021-09-23T02:23:22+00:00

Can't get your weiner up?? Got lazy sperm?! We got you covered!!

Pregnant and don't want to be?? Too bad, should have kept your legs shut you wh*re!!

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-09-23T00:39:49+00:00

What? No. It's bad enough with successful sperm carrying bad genetic material. This is one slice of science we don't need.

Ok-Performance5997 · 2021-09-23T00:18:29+00:00

Survival of the fittest thanks

throwawayastrogirl · 2021-09-23T20:40:41+00:00

I think men on the whole will have defective genes because of their lifestyle and that their sperm will become slow as a result so this nanotechnology will help them pass on their shitty genes regardless. It is in the service of men no matter how bottom of the barrel they are. Appalling.

throwawayastrogirl · 2021-09-23T20:41:38+00:00

Yeeting your uterus and/or ovaries has never sounded so great, methinks.

aquietsword · 2021-09-23T00:22:06+00:00

This is so stupid. Who the hell wants their loser sperm?

quasarbar · 2021-09-23T00:42:19+00:00

Natural selection and survival of the fittest is why the human race exists today but okay.

_queeeen_ · 2021-09-24T01:02:22+00:00

Wow, rape culture reaches a cellular level. Did you know that an egg is choosy about which sperm can fertilize it? This is forcing whatever sperm the nanobot's puppet master selects on the egg, whether or not it's a healthy choice for the egg. Could I kindly say, fuck that?

99power · 2021-09-23T02:10:59+00:00

Come on, let natural selection do its thing.

Livia_Drusila · 2021-09-23T15:25:11+00:00

WAT. No way I'd be giving informated consent for this though.

Jandi18 · 2021-09-23T00:22:55+00:00

No!!!!! We don’t want LVM sperm! We have enough LVMs already!

Peak_Tree · 2021-09-23T20:17:50+00:00

This just seems so...wrong. I don't even know how to put it into words.

TrixieFriganza · 2021-09-23T13:35:28+00:00

Even their sperm is getting lazy lol, I can imagine that growing to a lazy, entitled son.

asnidecat · 2021-09-23T01:46:20+00:00

Scrub sperm I’m tellin u!

Critical_Climate5249 · 2021-09-23T01:47:25+00:00

Science imitating life or life imitating science

PeachPitiless · 2021-09-23T15:07:15+00:00

Oh my God that was the first thing I thought when I saw this. Glad I wasn't the only one.

spicyspa · 2021-09-23T03:10:29+00:00

The lazy sperm is probably from an incel. It has no value, is out of shape and insists on everyone helping him get the good egg.

crapcakes0987 · 2021-09-23T02:56:43+00:00

I thought the whole point was survival of the fittest? Why would we want a lazy sperm to succeed? Let it die out like nature intended!!!

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2021-09-23T04:23:26+00:00

if a man needs a crutch for his dusty broken sperm he should probably not be breeding

adalovelace1793--- · 2021-09-23T02:30:41+00:00

Hell no. If you arent fit to fight and feed your family, you die Scrote...

thetacoismine · 2021-09-22T23:51:59+00:00

Ima just drop this here. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/spermbot-tiny-motor-helps-sperm-swim-to-egg/

clithoodwink · 2021-09-23T04:07:43+00:00

This is pathetic and disgusting.

Title	Dear Nanobot Scientists: Please don’t help lazy Sperm reach our valuable eggs. Signed, Women.
Author	PinkPetalCdistbeauty
Upvotes	677
Comments	76
Date	September 22, 2021 11:08 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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