I thought this belongs here...

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-08-28T00:02:25+00:00

Always followed immediately by "I feel like I can tell you anything." 🙄

strawberrykiwibat · 2021-08-28T00:02:19+00:00

Yep.

Or on the flip side, "I feel like we know each other so well," says the guy who always wants to talk to you, but only about surface level topics.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-28T05:49:05+00:00

Mu heinous ex: you're such a simple and easy going girl! You didn't wear makeup to our first date. You wore shorts and a T-shirt. So you m must be simple easy going and not want things that are expensive in your life.🤡👏🏆🤡🗑️💀

Simple??? What the f is your definition of simple, you scroteus maximus?

mrsradish · 2021-08-28T00:11:00+00:00

*spends an hour non-stop monologuing about his stupid band gig where he hijacked a public setting and played guitar outside

Platipus6 · 2021-08-28T00:56:25+00:00

monologues for an hour, thinks it went well and that we have a great connection.

Wild_Artio · 2021-08-28T00:58:51+00:00

🤣 “I’m an open book ask me anything.” Proceeds to stay a closed book and ignore all discussions deeper than “that tree is pretty,” or “that umbrella is cool.”

Novembersonlyone · 2021-08-28T00:08:01+00:00

“You’re so quiet” after you sat there for 15 minutes giving a brief life story.

stronger_smarter_ · 2021-08-28T01:37:40+00:00

yOu'RE noT lIkE thE OTheR GirLs

karabnp · 2021-08-28T03:00:20+00:00

“I don’t know,.... there’s just something about you...” Yet makes NO effort to pinpoint and articulate what that “something” is.🙄🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-28T01:36:09+00:00

When in college, I sat in a fucking diner booth and listened to this asshole talk about his feelings about sound. How it travels and how he felt about it. I kept thinking, "Gosh, he hasn't shut up for an hour. He really likes the sound of his own voice. Is he really not going to ask me any questions about myself?"

He was a mediocre artist/musician/actor. As it turned out, he had a true love in London. His plan was to move back there so he could be a kept man or some shit.

strawberryicecream92 · 2021-08-28T00:05:35+00:00

Hahahahaha this happened to me many years ago, I was like wait what? He just didn’t bother asking me literally anything and I was just listening

Inside_Inside_8610 · 2021-08-28T08:51:59+00:00

There's a programme called "Dinner Date" in the UK in which a singleton is shown 5 3-course menus from people hoping to impress, and must pick 3. They then have a home dinner date with each of the 3, picking their favourite one to date again. The 2 losers make do with a ready meal for one.

On this occasion, it was a woman picking her dinner date.

Halfway through each dinner date the both parties are asked how they feel the evening is going.

Man: It's going really well, we're getting on really well together.

Woman: It's awful, he's been talking at me the whole time and hasn't asked me a single question.

Funnily enough, he wasn't chosen.

quasarbar · 2021-08-28T08:09:25+00:00

I remember pouring my heart out about a trauma I was going through to a guy I was dating. He responded with disinterest and dismissal.

And then had the audacity to ask "so when are you going to open up to me?"

Big-Paleontologist13 · 2021-08-28T04:41:45+00:00

MANically talks about himself for 2 hours non stop then proclaims ‘you’re my BEST friend! let’s lock this down!’

MadamePotpourri · 2021-08-28T02:49:23+00:00

I love reductress!

Feministtiktok · 2021-08-28T01:49:17+00:00

It does belong here lmao

Title	I thought this belongs here...
Author	capresesalad1985
Upvotes	2775
Comments	71
Date	August 27, 2021 11:51 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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