If it’s true it’s sad :(

LysistrataRises · 2021-12-12T16:25:02+00:00

Don't be so insecure, it's his sister's she stays over sometimes! Did he say sister? He meant his really good platonic female friend, he calls her sister because they're that close. They even used to date, but they broke up. Recently, yeah. Well technically they called it "taking a break" or maybe they didn't call it anything and she's just visiting her mom in Ohio but that's pretty much the same as breaking up, they had a big fight before she left. He didn't mention her to you at all and hid all her bathroom stuff in the smallest drawer because he knows females get jEaLoUs and he didn't want to make you all concerned like you are now, it was for your benefit, but there's nothing to worry about, baby, hop on that dick!

gutsandgorey · 2021-12-12T13:54:01+00:00

I'd leave but first I'd leave a note in her drawer letting her know what's up.

bleda_princezna · 2021-12-12T13:44:37+00:00

Damn, I hate snooping around at people's places, but it seems like a really good vetting strategy if you've been seeing a guy long enough to come over to his place.

electroloop · 2021-12-12T14:30:31+00:00

I thought the surprisingly clean bathroom was enough of a giveaway he has a woman who frequents his place, if not lives there.

Don’t ask me how I know 🤡

Coffeecatssunnydays · 2021-12-12T17:27:57+00:00

When I was online dating, I snooped the bathrooms just like this! One guy’s cabinet was empty except had a bunch of toilet paper balls scrunched up under there and I still wonder why

ChocoBananza · 2021-12-12T20:55:09+00:00

I did the same, and it saved me from a LVM. Always check, ladies!

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-12-12T14:03:09+00:00

Controversial opinion, but I think it’s good she went snooping. Hopefully she bailed after that. Oof.

purasangria · 2021-12-12T16:47:32+00:00

Don't forget to check for herpes meds and boner pills.

ABQ_COgirl · 2021-12-12T20:47:32+00:00

They probably make some bullshit lie that it’s for the women (one night stands) who stay over lol.

Similar-Tart-4848 · 2021-12-12T14:26:35+00:00

Men really are stupid POS like you can just erase a woman is there a lot.

drowsypillowprincess · 2021-12-12T18:43:24+00:00

Like, you want me to let you inside of me?? Then yeah, I’m going to go inside your drawers. I personally think all women should do some healthy snooping for their safety.

xfelugirlx · 2021-12-13T04:35:06+00:00

The bathroom is clean for sure there is a woman. Also all the skincare hidden, such a scrote

2021-12-12T13:30:19+00:00

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lolmemberberries · 2021-12-12T16:05:29+00:00

This makes me feel justified for snooping in people's bathrooms.

anotherdamnloser · 2021-12-12T19:08:31+00:00

Run girl run!

nothingt0say · 2021-12-12T17:01:06+00:00

I'm sure it is 🤮💔

randomgirl34861 · 2021-12-12T18:19:18+00:00

Maybe he has a dog and uses that V05 shampoo to give them a bath? That’s the only way I can think to justify that bottle.

Sea_Hag · 2021-12-12T21:59:32+00:00

What woman uses that shitty 99cent VO5 shampoo and why is there a pregnancy test im confused edit; sorry didn't mean to insult shitty Shampoo users 🙄

Title	If it’s true it’s sad :(
Author	iacint
Upvotes	731
Comments	42
Date	December 12, 2021 1:26 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/rep03f/if_its_true_its_sad/
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