I call these “Quotes from Scrotes

::You’re going to die alone.:: Most of us will die alone. Not all of us will though. Even so; In everyday life spouses outlive one another, parents live apart from their children/relatives/closest friends, sometimes tragedy strikes. This quote broken down is meant as a threat implying that being single is a negative and that when you die, you won’t have anyone there holding your hand. Well, this is a punch-drunk threat as it makes no sense and is applicable to nearly everyone…many of us will indeed die alone and that makes this threat invalid.

::You’re going to be single forever.*:: Being a single woman has so many benefits…I won’t come close to listing them all, or even hitting on the ones individual women might value the most, but…here are a few: Focusing on yourself more, having more time to pursue your interest, building your career, networking, saving money, dressing exactly how you want to, maintaining your home to your standards, eating and drinking what you like, not answering to anyone, it could go on and on. Being single for many women is a dream come true…it’s full of peace, we’re insanely happy, and often life as a single woman is so blissful that dating would actually detract from our lives. There are too many stories of how women have helped a man get to where he wants to be (then he dumps her or constantly cheats). I know of very few stories of this scenario with the genders reversed. Bottom line; if we’re going to date and consider being in serious exclusive LTR, the relationship has to add value to our lives not subtract otherwise it’s not worth it.

::What do you offer?:: Men know intrinsically how valuable women are. If they didn’t realize this, most men would choose to be single bachelors living alone by choice; not circumstance. There is no need to expand on this further.

::Thank god I’m married.:: Yeah, I’m glad too. You’re not subjecting the rest of us to your BS……because you’re still creeping into my DM’s? Does your wife know? And sometimes…a little peek into your chat post history shows you’re unhappy AF, lots of whining about your wife mixed in with some NSFW subs where you’re asking 18yr olds to PM you. LOL 😂

Anyone want to add?