Pretty obvious that men don’t actually like women, seems like they’d prefer to date each other. So what we need to do to snag that cutie off the market, is to be more like men! Genius! Here are a few tips to act like a man! Oh, and don’t forget to share all of your success stories right here 😅

Tip #1 Frequently tell random men you don’t know to “smile more.” Men really love to say that all the time to women they don’t know, so they must really love that advice so let’s do it too!

Tip #2 Maintain a secret folder of porn. Categories should include DILF, college guys parts 1 and 2, guy takes it like a champ, and don’t forget; choke him till he’s blue. Oh, and our all time favorite…guys gone wild The spring break edition. Men love to keep folders of porn stashed away, so they must be onto something! Let’s start getting more of our sexual needs met through porn, so we can finally figure out what we’ve been missing. It obviously helps with dating!

Tip #3 Be super thirsty! Follow the profiles of good looking guys, make sure to ‘like’ their pics too..boost their confidence and get them to notice you. Men love to do this, even in relationships. Clearly we need to emulate this practice.

Final tip#4 Assess men using a numerical scale, along the lines of a 10/10 scale, solely based on their looks. You can rate their face, arms, legs, muscle (or lack thereof) you get the point. Guys really like rating/judging women objectively based on their appearance, completely foregoing our character or personality. We are seriously lacking in this area ladies, time to embrace rating men and see what happens!

Good luck out there ladies ❤️ 😂😂😂😂