The audacity. THE AUDACITY!

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-09T13:30:40+00:00

Big Ed. 😁

But yeah. Also, I'm sick of hearing about men's preferences. ..they're always ridiculous and fuck them.

Bovvsette · 2020-06-09T13:39:58+00:00

Where's the lie? All they offer is entitlement.

kmblue · 2020-06-09T13:17:52+00:00

And I got my first dm from a scrote because of this post lol

TheGellerCup · 2020-06-09T15:03:20+00:00

Yeah I don't get this. I mean, it's narcissistic either way, but at least if the guy is a billionaire that looks like a model, I can see why they might develop crazy expectations. But it's never that guy. It's always really gross looking guys. WHY. HOW. WHERE do they get that kind of nerve? It's almost impressive if it weren't disgusting.

blackredrosepetals · 2020-06-09T12:08:54+00:00

accurate 😂😂😂

La_Fant0ma · 2020-06-09T16:16:45+00:00

"always fully shaven, is into all of my kinks but has none of her own"

> this. I can understand having hair preferences, but it's the hypocrisy that bugs me. I get rid of my body hair regularly because I personally don't like it (I like the feeling of smooth skin), but I don't like it when a guy's like "I like my ladies shaved" but he's hairy as King Kong and could braid a replica of Gimli's beard from his armpit hair. I find long armpit hair (or any, really) very yucky, but try telling that to the wrong guy, and you'll hear astonishingly /intelligent/ answers like "men are supposed to be hairy, it's a sign of masculinity" and "women aren't supposed to be hairy, it's a biological turn-off for men."

It's even funnier when a sane guy chimes in and says that while body hair is a preference, a lot of guys don't want everything shaven because it looks pre-pubescent and it iffs them out a bit. Nevertheless, if you're going to have body preferences, be prepared to adhere to other people's preferences as well.

And as for the kinks thing: this annoys me. I have no kinks that I'm aware of and I've never been with a guy (I'm one of those wait-for-marriage types), but I've seen on r/relationshipadvice a number of posts from guys complaining about wives/girlfriends not listening to THEIR ridiculous (and often very creepy) kinks or daring to have their own turn-ons. And it always bugs me. Why should the wife have to dress up as Peter Pan and shoot potato slices from her mouth because it's the only way her bizarro husband can get turned on, but the husband doesn't want to dignify her request to make eye contact during sex because he thinks that's "weird and unnatural"???

I don't care about a person's kinks but again, it should be a mutual thing. Also, it shouldn't be something that you air in public either, even under the anonymity of Reddit. It indicates a complete lack of communication in a relationship, which is a very dangerous thing.

throwaway19283939 · 2020-06-09T14:31:11+00:00

So thankful I’m not attracted to men

likejackandsally · 2020-06-09T15:37:35+00:00

And here I am with standards like:

Bathes regularly Treats me like a person Has a job and pays for his own stuff Has some iota of ambition and motivation

The bar is low, but also weirdly high.

divdec · 2020-06-09T13:14:11+00:00

Ummmm where did you find this pic of my ex?

junjunjenn · 2020-06-09T14:48:06+00:00

Whyyyy is this literally the last guy I dated. Always expected me to be ready for sex when he wanted it and the one time I wanted it he says he’s too tired and gets mad at me for pressuring him????

Gaki-fan-too · 2020-06-09T17:32:01+00:00

And they say women have a laundry list of what they want in a man. But what they really mean is that only men can have preferences.

Flowingnebula · 2020-06-09T17:44:27+00:00

These men have way too many kinks as someone who wouldn't last 20 secs. How many of y'all met a guy asked you bleach your hair blond or colour it some other colour. He was so offended when I told him how much I liked my natural hair colour and don't plan on changing.

fangsies · 2020-06-09T19:07:10+00:00

fun unrelated blobfish fact!

blobfish live very deep in the ocean, where they mostly just look like normal fish. the blobfish in this picture has been removed from its natural habitat, causing it to rapidly expand from the depressurization! unfortunately that does kill the fish.

howdoilogoutt · 2020-06-09T12:34:52+00:00

Glorious

Chancedizzle · 2020-06-09T14:54:18+00:00

Kill Porn and the Patriarch! Men were already thinking like this, now even more so.

kmblue · 2020-06-09T21:03:12+00:00

I love how I’m getting notifications for comments from scrotes but our mods aren’t letting them post. Stay mad.

thedevinefemme · 2020-06-09T13:36:28+00:00

Lmaoooooo truth

loudest_gusset · 2020-06-09T18:19:21+00:00

My standards were has a car and a job.

Even then it was hard to find someone to fit those criteria.

SayNad · 2020-06-09T21:14:21+00:00

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Alyssatotallyrules · 2020-06-09T17:11:17+00:00

Omg I love this! This is why dating wrecked what little self-esteem I had! One guy to this day, haunts me because it was so confusing: I gave him up-to-date pics, told him I’m tall and size is whatever, & all the phone convos leading up to the date he was in hot pursuit. He shows up looking NOTHING like his pics—he had obviously used 10-15 yo photos because he was older, wearing glasses and a lot heavier. But he was tall and I thought carried the weight well, was dressed nice, & had me laughing all through the date. I thought it went smashingly & really likes him! Then by next day he dropped off the map. Being blunt I just asked outright-hey by now I would’ve had 29 texts from u and phone calls, did something go wrong? He said well yeah, before we met in person, I felt a lot of chemistry. Now, not so much. 😮

Still I was polite and said, well thank u for dinner I had a great time. Never heard from him again. Wtf?! Like I said, my pics were up to date (while his were not) & we’d talked a lot on the phone b4 meeting in person, so he was familiar with my personality. Therefore all I can think is it was still visual (or I smell really bad, but people at work always say I smell great). I hate that I had that experience and that I let him mind fuck me to the point that I’m even writing this long ass post about it. Thank u for reading.

seashellseashell52 · 2020-06-09T19:47:16+00:00

Tell him to go back to his mom’s tit.

2020-06-09T18:17:44+00:00

Why is this so accurate 😂

shakethat_milkshake · 2020-06-09T22:06:11+00:00

> "is into all my kinks but has none of her own, always ready for sex"

really appreciate this. I had a long-term partner that praised me for my sexuality and sexual appetite, but when the rubber hit the road, he insulted/dismissed what I was interested in.

For example, I asked him to do a certain sex act with me that 1) the few times we had done it, we both absolutely loved it and it was super intimate 2) he happily watched porn of that sex act. When it came to doing it with me, nope. Wouldn't do it specifically because I requested it.

Also, if we had sex for even 10 minutes (with a lot of pauses), it was a fucking miracle. He'd cum in 30 seconds flat if I let him. In that relationship, I literally felt like he hated my sexuality because it was better than his and he knew it.

HolaHulaHola · 2020-06-09T17:50:12+00:00

Does she also have to bow to him at all times and call him Master?

____nyx____ · 2020-06-09T21:34:27+00:00

where 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 lie

Newwavesupport3657 · 2020-06-09T18:00:02+00:00

Part of why I'm single is to preserve good body image; they seriously don't expect us to be human like god forbid a woman is bloated or tired or hungry

PinkElephant20 · 2020-06-09T22:28:53+00:00

She hit the nail on the head! They want perfect skin, no stretch marks, no personality issues, and we always have to smile and be happy

mistlylotpot · 2020-06-09T22:57:24+00:00

I’m offended for the blob fish tbh.

Left-Requirement9267 · 2022-07-05T11:15:59+00:00

These blob fish CANNOT BE REAL SURELY

Title	The audacity. THE AUDACITY!
Author	kmblue
Upvotes	1755
Comments	105
Date	June 9, 2020 11:50 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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