Fuck everything about this.

TracyMorganFreeman · 2012-04-09T00:55:48+00:00

Notice #9: "...He's either number 1 or number 9..."

successfulblackwoman · 2012-04-08T22:36:56+00:00

So apparently, I need to date a guy who doesn't have a lot of sexual experience but also isn't a clinger, someone who doesn't spend a lot of time with "his bros" playing sports or going to the bar, but also someone who doesn't have a lot of female friends, and who ALSO isn't a creep.

And bonus bi-phobia.

Agreed. Fuck everything about this.

DarthOvious · 2012-04-08T23:16:27+00:00

So basically the article should be renamed to just say "Don't date men".

vikonymous · 2012-04-08T23:17:07+00:00

I wonder if the person who wrote that you should never date a guy with a kid, also believes you should never date a woman with a kid.

2012-04-09T00:21:54+00:00

Context? Where did this come from? A 12 year old girls' tumblr page? I doubt there are many women/feminists that would agree with what this post has to say.

Plagueology · 2012-04-09T04:48:38+00:00

So a guy should be generally not athletic, not talented, not social, have no kids, and not be a gamer to be date worthy?

MockingDead · 2012-04-08T23:43:03+00:00

So if I have a lot of female friends, I am either a manwhore or I have alot of female friendas. And that's bad. Yay for typos making petitio principia tautologies!

2012-04-09T00:06:43+00:00

Meh.

If the author is driving away the types who would believe this advice, then it's for the better.

YesImSardonic · 2012-04-09T01:48:34+00:00

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bobandgeorge · 2012-04-09T17:05:29+00:00

Women You Should Not Date

The whore. Nuff said, fellas.
The feminist comes in a close second. This is the woman who thinks she is superior to you due to her vagina. You can probably scope her out accurately almost immediately. She must be avoided at all costs because you will never have an equal relationship with her. Instead, you should take this advantage to introduce yourself to her friend.
~~The bi-dudette.~~ Actually, I got nothing. Date her. Why not?
A woman who constantly says bad things about her father. Daddy issues.
I can't think of the female equivalent of a jock. Nor can I think of any reason not to date a girl that likes sports.
Women who cannot get off of WoW, Final Fantasy, or some other video game. While a little play is fine, Final Fantasy sucks and should not be played very often. It's like the nerd equivalent of "The Notebook"
The woman with a child. She is looking for you to provide for her and her child ASAP. You could be caught up in some crazy lawsuit where you have to start paying child support too.
The clinger. Doesn't want you to spend time with your friends, will call/text every 45 seconds, has to know where you are at all times. She trusts you about as far as she can throw you and will often accuse you of cheating. She is likely to be the one that cheats on you first because it makes perfect sense in her mind.
The woman with lots of guy friends. At least one of them wants to fuck her and all it takes is one argument for him to say that he "never thought you were good for her."
A woman who spends a lot of time at bars/clubs with her "girls". She is likely to be really shallow in addition to being #1, 2, and 8.
A woman with no job and no education. Come on, it's the 21st century. Get with the times.

There. I can make a list that's equally offensive too. Take that anonymous woman that made this!

MADBARZ · 2012-04-09T02:01:11+00:00

So let me get this straight, if a woman says, "Oh he's really nice, but I really don't like that he has a kid, it could add a lot of strain to the relationship," it's understandable, but if a man says, "Oh she's really nice, but I really don't like that she has a kid, it could add a lot of strain to the relationship," he's an insensitive douchebag?

johntheother · 2012-04-09T00:09:08+00:00

women men should not date : anyone with a copy of that list on their HD or in their browser's cache. - and if I'm being honest, everyone else too

RyanLikesyoface · 2012-04-09T13:16:53+00:00

I'm bi sexual. Agreed, FUCK everything about this.

TheOtherWiggin · 2012-04-09T03:51:17+00:00

My biggest problem with this was the color choices. The image kept looking like it was moving, and the after-image is a bitch. Took about 5 minutes to go away entirely.

Shamwhoo · 2012-04-09T01:33:01+00:00

Why hasn't anyone pointed out that 99.9% of men are ineligible according to these rules? I played soccer for a club team and went to state championships twice. I'd be classified as a "cheating whore" yet that's the last thing I (or my friends) would ever do. If I have misgivings about a relationship, I don't cheat... I talk to my girlfriend about whatever is going on. It's called communication.

Samislush · 2012-04-09T16:05:45+00:00

Love it, instant negativity towards bisexual men without any justified reasoning whatsoever.

2012-04-09T04:51:27+00:00

Someone who makes a list like this, with this many inconsistencies, hasn't realized that the problem isn't with the guys she's dating, it's with her.

dasFisch · 2012-04-09T14:24:01+00:00

So, I guess all men are fucked, and all women will slowly be turning into lesbians.

vintermann · 2012-04-09T10:38:30+00:00

Looks fake. Uses "in the friendzone" in some very wrong places compared to where a genuine bigoted female would use it.

railmaniac · 2012-04-09T13:39:45+00:00

So that conveniently leaves out rich old men for you to date!

ComputerJerk · 2012-04-09T10:35:49+00:00

When writing the parody alternative version of this, I felt pretty disgusted with myself.

kyle2143 · 2012-04-09T02:00:05+00:00

Well, #8 is reasonable. So is that last sentence of #7, #9 doesn't really make sense though.

f00dninja · 2012-04-10T01:44:58+00:00

How about... don't marry the crazy men and women who write this crap. and 1, 2, and 4... those seem somewhat reasonable...

2012-04-10T03:25:36+00:00

Wow, I'm 3 of those things.

3, 6, 11. But the major reason I'm #6 is #11 so... wtf.

RavensAreAwesome · 2012-04-10T13:11:45+00:00

Men you should date

none, all men are already in the other list

abittooshort · 2012-04-10T16:11:07+00:00

Soooo, that'll be "stay single" then?

calonord · 2012-04-17T17:31:37+00:00

this leaves...... hmmmm, Don't think i ever met anyone not on this list

guisar · 2012-04-09T13:02:05+00:00

I'd say this is disgusting, reprehensible and revolting. That said it's not designed to appeal to reasonable people male or female and there are just as many "bro" sites saying essentially the same thing just with different, disgusting recommendations. So, let's just all agree to avoid this type of person regardless of what gender or sexual preference they have.

RyanLikesyoface · 2012-04-09T13:15:35+00:00

Read number 1, okay. Fair enough. Got to number 2 and ಠ_ಠ

Get him to buy you stuff and do things for you then put him where he belongs - The friendzone.

scramtek · 2012-04-09T14:09:17+00:00

I'm okay with this. Any woman ignorant enough to follow this advice will therefore be keeping themselves out of the gene-pool.
Which should leave sensible women for us men to date.

silveradocoa · 2012-04-09T11:38:49+00:00

cept for the baby momma parts and the vid game id say this is actually pretty accurate. think about it, if you were a girl would you wanna date any of the others?

the_raptor · 2012-04-09T00:11:48+00:00

Besides the bisexual one and the creep one, this seems fine to me.

ninfan200 · 2012-04-09T04:42:44+00:00

this bitch who made this may as well be a lesbian

2012-04-09T00:37:55+00:00

I fall into the category for #9, can somebody explain what it means to be "#1 or #9"?

rhubarbbus · 2012-04-09T02:30:36+00:00

In this case it is women but it is prevalent in all people.

Most seem to only be able to respect themselves if they demean someone else. I've got a simple rule for who you should date, "Don't date anyone you don't want to spend time with".

grubas · 2012-04-09T04:16:31+00:00

9 creates an infinite loop, you read it, check #1, then check #9 then check #9...

Mrcookiesecret · 2012-04-09T04:31:43+00:00

lol, #9 says "It means he's #1 or #9." So #9 is #9 in case you weren't sure.

BraedonB · 2012-04-09T04:49:06+00:00

11 seemed reasonable to me, as long as it is not counting in High School

2012-04-09T05:10:09+00:00

Where was this article originally published? It seems a little bit to crazy to be a serious article.

Grubnar · 2012-04-09T05:26:00+00:00

I am not sure if the person that made this is wrong, or just dumb but trying to make a good point. This seems to be very badly done. I mean #9 is ... just dumb!

Whisper · 2012-04-09T06:29:00+00:00

I want the woman who wrote this to refuse to date me. Please.

xXIJDIXx · 2012-04-09T14:40:00+00:00

These same judgments could be imposed on women, if the wording were a bit different. The actions of one does not encompass the actions of all of their group. It's the individual, not the group, that makes a group look bad. This kind of thinking has to stop. Stereotyping can be deadly.

stillSmotPoker1 · 2012-04-09T19:57:37+00:00

what's left?

eskachig · 2012-04-09T20:49:58+00:00

A lot of those are valid, though some of them are really selfish. That said, men have similarly arbitrary lists about women (especially #7, and #9) and it's not really seen as anything other some chauvinistic but ultimately harmless bullshit.

And seriously, a lot of those are serious warning flags for most normal women looking for a relationship, and justifiably so. Especially #1, 2 (minus the 'get him to buy you stuff' bs), 4, 6, 8, 10, 11. Genders reversed, they would be red flags for me too. Hell, I recently dumped a #6, never again.

That out of the way, chances are the sort of girl that created this list is one I have no interest in dating either.

Riverscr · 2012-04-09T22:21:08+00:00

So basically, women shouldn't date anyone?

(satire) guess we can skip the dates then and reach the conclusion -_-

Unconfidence · 2012-04-08T23:55:22+00:00

I don't know, seems reasonable.

CheapCheepChirp · 2012-04-08T22:55:07+00:00

Hahahaha @ complaining about men being 'whores'

Fooling no one, ladies

danthemango · 2012-04-09T07:23:54+00:00

11 You should never expect him to support you, he should be able to support himself

that one's fair, and works both ways

8 No one wants someone breathing over their neck, texting, calling, annoying you with their love every 45 seconds

as though this hasn't been a problem with every girl I've dated

zaferk · 2012-04-09T17:36:22+00:00

What women say and what women do are very often quite opposite of each other. Just see #1.

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9 creates an infinite loop, you read it, check #1, then check #9 then check #9...

11 seemed reasonable to me, as long as it is not counting in High School