So much to say here (x-post from cringepics)

falconheart · 2013-08-29T13:39:24+00:00

White hetero male here. I wish I had the kind of power they think I have. I really do. LOL.

Jesus_marley · 2013-08-29T13:32:29+00:00

the worst part is that merely reading her shirt will bring about accusations of sexual harassment for staring at her breasts.

PerniciousOne · 2013-08-29T12:23:44+00:00

Hopefully in ten years she can wonder where all the nice-masculine guys are and when her biological clock is clanging away she will get to enjoy cats.

avantvernacular · 2013-08-29T13:23:03+00:00

I envy this woman. I wish most of my top 99 problems were something like "the white supremacist heterosexuality." Hell, I would be thrilled if like 2% of my top 99 problems could be blamed on that.

I got student loans payments that are more than I can afford. I can't find work in my desired career. I don't make enough to build any savings. My right knee has been giving me problems again. I have a brain aneurysm, and I get headaches every day. My father was forced into early retirement. I probably have PTSD but can't afford a therapist. My car's fuel pump is going to dies, and it needs a new clutch and I can only afford one. The landlord won't take care of the mice in our basement. The ceiling just collapsed in the hallway 2 days ago.

Like most adults, I have real people problems.

McFeely_Smackup · 2013-08-29T16:09:25+00:00

I think you're all missing the point of this t-shirt message.

She has 99 problems, and most of them are the oppression she receives as a white first world woman...which is to say the vast majority of her problems are very slight inconveniences. It's a message of optimism, she's making a bold statement that she literally has almost nothing to complain about.

cobysan · 2013-08-29T11:49:46+00:00

She sounds like a charmer.

2013-08-29T13:00:12+00:00

White supremacists? These tits are being quite specific in their tit hate.

RBGolbat · 2013-08-29T12:14:39+00:00

It's cool to hate on the Cis people.

Peter_Principle_ · 2013-08-29T16:01:48+00:00

Awwww, poor little victim! How much money does the government forcibly take from you to give to your ex so she can buy toys for herself?

typhonblue · 2013-08-29T18:30:35+00:00

Well, of course. It's what gives you your power as a pretty, rich, white girl so you're very aware that without it you'd be helpless and worthless.

It's the conundrum of the ultra privileged throughout history. At the same time their servants give them power, they are reliant on them for everything.

Vegemeister · 2013-08-29T13:55:27+00:00

The rest are typographical.

ghebert001 · 2013-08-29T17:08:42+00:00

Best form of birth control ever.

Abelisk · 2013-08-29T17:41:05+00:00

I love shirts like this. It's an excellent indication of who to not talk to in public.

esantipapa · 2013-08-29T18:11:34+00:00

Can we all agree to a very simple rule to not breed with or date women like this or who express anything like this?

zulu127 · 2013-08-29T12:52:14+00:00

Only 99 problems? Consider yourself lucky!

coherentsheaf · 2013-08-29T15:40:07+00:00

First world problems.

2013-08-29T16:31:57+00:00

Coming from a heterosexual white woman that's fucking hilarious.

TracyMorganFreeman · 2013-08-29T16:56:44+00:00

White

Supremacist

Cis

Hetero

Patriarchy. Heck let's give them a two-for and break that up:

Patri-
-Archy(as hierarchies themselves are tres bad, right?)

That's 6. I see the problem, which is really more about being bad at math.

JaydenPope · 2013-08-29T22:38:50+00:00

That shirt is a walking headache cause none of it makes sense.

What does white supremacy have to do with patriarchy and what does being a cis individual have to do with everything else ?

Talking about the feminism movement with its child spawn social justice the amount if people that may be LGBT may be less than .00001% so nearly everyone in feminism is a straight white person.

haddock420 · 2013-08-29T23:06:46+00:00

As a white cis heterosexual male, I'd like to apologize for what I've done. Really, it won't happen again. Sorry.

hierophage · 2013-08-29T20:25:43+00:00

Yes, I'm sure white supremacists are a key factor in her daily struggle. s/

ThePigman · 2013-08-30T01:40:03+00:00

My cisgendered, heteronormative mind is conflicted as to whether i should upvote or downvote -- the chick's t shirt is bullshit, but her breasts look quite nice. What, oh what, is a patriarchal bastard to do?

2013-08-29T13:52:26+00:00

That font is fucking terrible for a start.

DavidByron · 2013-08-29T16:05:18+00:00

Hate speech on a T.

CaptainChewbacca · 2013-08-29T17:51:48+00:00

Any chance the shirt is satirical or ironic?

slaya45 · 2013-08-29T18:43:15+00:00

That extra cis in there is giving me a cist.

ajfirecracker · 2013-08-29T22:25:12+00:00

I wonder if this is meant as an admission that the majority of the world is free of patriarchy (due to leaders being non-white) ??

HallOTMountainTroll · 2013-08-29T23:12:43+00:00

I love how her conception of how power works in society focuses on every hierarchy except economic class- the thing that really is the main axis of power in society.

GenderEqualityKing · 2013-08-29T15:24:19+00:00

yeah, this is probably not her problem.

Satanarchrist · 2013-08-29T18:51:21+00:00

I agree with her

White supremacy is wrong

jefsa787 · 2013-08-29T22:25:56+00:00

I'm appalled by how bad poorly that lyric was rewritten

TehRoot · 2013-08-30T02:45:40+00:00

I don't understand what being cis has to do with anything.

Title	So much to say here (x-post from cringepics)
Author	raoulduke25
Upvotes	251
Comments	107
Date	August 29, 2013 11:26 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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