Former "Mr. Alpha" himself, Johnny Depp, gets divorce-raped.

ransay3277 · 2016-08-16T17:09:27+00:00

Any of us could live on $7,000,000, but not a Hollywood gold-digger like her. She's going to go through that cash like shit through a goose.

notmyusualreddit · 2016-08-16T18:16:24+00:00

That's about $9,000 for every day they were married.

The per sex act total would be even more laughable.

PM_ME_YOUR_AVGAS · 2016-08-16T18:12:22+00:00

Why do rich men get married?

Rich men can be hopeless romantics too. Throw in a little social pressure. Historically, for Hollywood males in the closet, marrying a woman was a good front. Not that Johnny Depp is gay, or that there'd be anything wrong with that, but in general there was a bit of beard-ing going on.

If you marry, at least get a damned pre-nup

Feminazi judges will hamster away a pre-nup on behalf of the woman.

Even Johnny Depp can be tricked into the lies of "love"

Johnny Depp probably doesn't actually believes the statement. It's just PR.

As much as $7 million is, paying a lump sum upfront is still better than paying alimony. That being said, we need alimony reform.

50pluspiller · 2016-08-16T16:14:24+00:00

Lay bets that Johnny gets married within 2 years???

Conceited-Monkey · 2016-08-16T19:28:58+00:00

Depp was never particularly "Alpha". He was a successful actor, dated in the Hollywood pool, then was married for a number of years. He was a typical married guy, went through his mid life crisis, got divorced and then ended up with Heard, who took the money and ran. About the only person that cannot have seen how that would turn out would be him. He has had more than a few drinking issues, and is a bit odd. He has a pile of money, gets lots of roles offered, and thus can do what he wants.

imbackbabyyeah · 2016-08-16T16:31:41+00:00

$7 million is a raping to Johnny Depp? Sounds like chump change to me.

I just googled it, he is estimated to be worth $400 million. So she has raped him to the tune of 1.75% of his life earnings. Could she not have done better than that?

ramaga · 2016-08-16T18:57:17+00:00

"Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future. Amber will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to a charity." I'd be surprised to see any more than $100,000 dished out to charity, as she attempts to put out the bullshit image that she's not just another gold-digger.

I'd be shocked if she donated a cent to charity. After all, it's not like the statement saying she "will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to charity" is legally binding. I'd bet that language was put in the statement by her PR people who are doing damage control from people thinking she's a gold-digging cunt. If you really were going to donate all that money to charity, why not stipulate in your divorce settlement that Depp pay that money to charity directly rather than the money going through your greedy little hands first?

I had never heard of Amber Heard before her domestic violence allegations against Depp, but I'm so disgusted by her and women like her that I will make a point to avoid seeing any movie or TV show Heard is in.

TrumpRules2016 · 2016-08-16T17:08:59+00:00

In fact, Heard told the court that she spends around $43,700 per month. That figure includes averages of $10,000 a month for rent, $3,000 for health care, $2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment and vacations, and $10,000 a month combined for pet supplies and payments for her public relations rep, agent and attorney.

What the hell is she eating, to even spend $2,000 a month on groceries? Most people aren't even spending $200 a month on groceries

http://www.hollywoodtake.com/amber-heards-net-worth-lower-johnny-depps-earnings-and-expenses-are-revealed-fans-wonder-165351

ILXXLI · 2016-08-16T17:41:39+00:00

Prenups won't help you anymore. There is really no effective* way to protect your assets in a divorce.

*there are illegal ways, like hiding your money outside of the jurisdiction of the United States.

TheBeardedMarxist · 2016-08-16T22:55:46+00:00

He didn't get raped. Getting off only paying 7 million is a win for him. There is no telling how much he is worth. Tiger Woods would have loved to get that deal.

Icaria25 · 2016-08-16T21:43:45+00:00

Johnny Depp can afford that.

I'm not saying law is not biased etc, just he can affords 7 mils for 2 years of good pussy stomping. I bet he's the one laughing more after paying so little.

If you could fuck good and divorce for 2% of your total cash, you'd feel like a winner. Period.

He's the guy who won it. He just paid her to leave, and some sponsorship expenses too. There are many injustices to feel bad for, this is not one of them.

This is not one of these cases i can say "that poor naive guy" in my head tbh.

Consider how much you could end up to pay for 2 years of continue escorting by Amber Heard and i'm sure you'll have to call that a deal.

JohnnyRaz · 2016-08-16T17:39:03+00:00

When was Depp ever Mr. Alpha? He's always been a drug addicted, socially awkward, Tim burton butt buddy freak who thinks his shitty band is really cool. Being high paid in liberal Hollywood makes you alpha all of a sudden?

chances_are_ur_a_fag · 2016-08-16T19:29:07+00:00

could've blown that 7 mil on amazing getaways with the hottest hookers on the planet and not had to worry about tons of baggage. but little johnny wanted love, you see. cute.

Amber is not even that attractive

Vanqhuix · 2016-08-16T21:02:21+00:00

Well, now this slut has moved on to Elon Musk. That's something that really makes me sad. Musk is like the one person who is single-handedly changing the world, yet he doesn't understand to not get married. Like he isn't doing any of his work for money, but once they get married, he will be remembered as the guy who spent billions on pussy. Again, not like a billion dollars means anything to him, but that money could be spent on like medical research or whatever, yet it is going to a fucking slut who probably manages to waste it in no time.

LordThunderbolt · 2016-08-17T02:20:00+00:00

In what world is Johnny Depp "Mr. Alpha"? He's just rich and famous, that's it.

Obio1 · 2016-08-16T17:28:15+00:00

Well when you start wearing more make-up than a cheerleader in every one of your acting roles AND your non-acting life, there's a good chance you've stopped being "alpha" and started being 100% "fruitcake".

Depp was once a cool kid. He turned into some kind of fashion victim, caricature of himself a long time ago. Women just aren't going to respect a guy that has weekly facial peels and tanning sessions.

[deleted] · 2016-08-16T21:01:41+00:00

He Paid $7m to save his reputation.

Don't underestimate the damage a woman can do to a man's reputation.

The joint statement is what Depp bought with the $7 million.

dizzybizzy · 2016-08-16T17:14:03+00:00

pretty beta behavior in the recent TMZ video. can't control his emotions, drunk in the morning, not the captain of the ship.

Bottled_Void · 2016-08-16T22:23:53+00:00

Wow, $7,000,000.00 that's a lot.

Well maybe not as much as $400,000,000.00, but still. Yeah, he's not going to care about a puny seven mil.

Yeah, it's a lot of money to us. But he wasn't divorce raped. Divorce rape is where half your paycheck for 10 years goes to some woman that didn't do anything beyond put a ring on her finger.

RealMcGonzo · 2016-08-16T23:59:07+00:00

Almost 10 grand a day for two years of marriage. And we know that was not slave labor, she lived a life of ease of which virtually none of us will ever know. Not bad work, if you can get it.

hebola4lyfe · 2016-08-17T02:52:10+00:00

Johnny Depp was never alpha.

scubar · 2016-08-16T20:31:36+00:00

JD has $400M ($393M), this is a drop in the bucket to him, about 2% of his net worth.

He can afford this, but average guys would stand to lose a lot more in a divorce.

Heard will burn through this money in 3-4 years tops, but by then she will have colonized Elon Musk and been taken under his wing...

Sepean · 2016-08-16T18:47:14+00:00

Why do you think Johnny Depp is/was alpha?

spankrokk · 2016-08-16T18:53:42+00:00

If she is going to give the money away, why take it in the first place?

UCISee · 2016-08-16T20:03:52+00:00

I think a big problem here is we are comparing Captain Jack Sparrow to normal people. I have heard that he went into character fir the first Pirates movie and has never really come back out. This is the man who takes his entire costume with him everywhere to don it for children in hospitals. A very stand up act for sure, but sane? He's a loony tune, whacko, nutjob, whatever you want to call it. So to say "He's an idiot blahblah..." sure, but he's also a whacko and you can't hold whackos to the same standards.

brandnewwhammy · 2016-08-17T01:41:11+00:00

Johnny depp was never alpha. He is 5'7 and creepy as fuck... Always has been. He's little and greasy. He is not remotely attractive... And he sure as shit isn't a leader of men. Women just blindly thought so the same way dudes always thought Cameron Diaz was (she never was and definitely isn't now). His music is shit. He hasn't been in a good movie in forever and all of his good movies would have been just as good with any seasoned actor in his place. He is the opposite of the red pill. He is a drugged out drunk mess with no sex appeal and cheese grating personality. He has sex appeal and personality of drunk weird uncle. He brought this on himself. I could not imagine a woman staying remotely attracted or interested in him after seeing the real him... Say what you want about amber heard but she is just like any other girl... Escort to church mouse... If she is into to you, she will do you right... If she isnt, she will do her own thing. I called this along time ago... She is light years above him... He never had what it takes to keep her interested or satisfied (emotionally or sexually)

clonegreen · 2016-08-16T21:08:53+00:00

I'll never understand the law. How is this still sanctioned where one has to give up such a large amount of money to someone who you engaged in a relationship with? I get the rational of giving them some compensation (which is still absurd), but goddamn what an archaic notion.

If we're roommates I don't owe you anything if you move out.

These court proceedings are frightening. I can't see why a man would want to get married.

allnamesfckintaken · 2016-08-16T23:11:46+00:00

i think at this point, 7 million is very lucky for him. for him, he gets to brush his hands of this whole shit show and move on with his life. he probably has more than 300 million. 7 million for a hollywood life isnt a lot. she's not going to be living it up or anything. a house in the ghetto already cost almost 1 million in california right now.

LT_JOHN_RICO · 2016-08-17T01:29:13+00:00

"Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future. Amber will be donating financial proceeds from the divorce to a charity." I'd be surprised to see any more than $100,000 dished out to charity, as she attempts to put out the bullshit image that she's not just another gold-digger.

Nah brah, $100 won't even hit "charity"

victor_knight · 2016-08-17T01:47:15+00:00

Johnny's no alpha. He's about as beta as they come. He has money, though. He's already looking for another "NAWALT".

Ser-Joe-the-Joe · 2016-08-17T02:58:13+00:00

Johnny Deep is more like a goofy sidekick. It's hard to see him as an Alpha.

zephyrprime · 2016-08-17T03:04:33+00:00

"Even Johnny Depp can be tricked into the lies of "love"" If anything, celebrity males have such an easy and positive time with women that they don't ever see the dark side of women until a divorce. A regular guy may get dumped by a girl branch swinging but a celebrity alpha male rarely will since it's so tough to branch swing to someone even more famous.

aherne18 · 2016-08-17T12:06:39+00:00

Johnny Depp doesn't look too alpha. He would definitely be left-swiped on Tinder: his success is AFAIK based on celebrity...

returnofthemack2 · 2016-08-16T19:39:18+00:00

It amazes me that some bitch slut can cheat on you, initiate a divorce, and be rewarded with a huge sum of cash. The alimony laws are never just, but goddamn, you'd think that circumstances such as this would at least lessen the damages. GUESS NOT!

saibot83 · 2016-08-16T21:24:15+00:00

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KY_KitKat · 2016-08-16T19:45:48+00:00

Saw him on a rerun of Graham Norton when he was promoting whatever movie she was also in. Another male guest commented on how absolutely gorgeous Amber was/is. He quietly agreed. You could tell he was already sunk.

I happened to just see this recently when all the abuse stuff came out. Why didn't he stay with Vanessa? I remember reading Jolie wanted him when she was also in a movie with him, Vanessa was on the set every day. She needed to keep on doing so, for his benefit.

Mitchell78 · 2016-08-16T20:26:02+00:00

Shouldn't have married a bisexual golddigger. He shouldn't have to pay her nothing but he will survive, 7 million is probably not that much for him.

fickle_fuck · 2016-08-16T20:29:43+00:00

Married for 560 days @ 7 million = $12,500 a day to be married to her. NOPE!

ecosci · 2016-08-16T21:56:39+00:00

Dont ever marry, rich or poor doesnt matter she cant love you if her life depended on it but she will depend on fucking you over and getting all your resources for believing in blue pill beta love dont be a sucker.

IllusionDestroyer666 · 2016-08-16T23:05:51+00:00

He did ok-ish, considering the biased and unfair divorce settlement environment that could have done worse, but we have to also remember it was only a 1 year marriage. She essentially made $580k per month she was married to him which is a very good pay packet for doing a job a billion other women would line up to also do. Fucked up but I hope more men learn!

Repeat after me: "Don't get fucking married!"

cozgw · 2016-08-16T23:15:53+00:00

Maybe he did beat her ass then?

throwawaycomedian95 · 2016-08-17T00:39:13+00:00

Have a look at Johnny Depp's personality type: https://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality

LT_JOHN_RICO · 2016-08-17T01:28:22+00:00

gets paid $7 MILLION.

Isn't this a lot less than what she originally demanded

The__Tren__Train · 2016-08-17T01:41:44+00:00

Financial proceeds from the divorce

Literally 'cash and prizes'.

Luckyluke23 · 2016-08-17T04:01:13+00:00

for depp I think 7 million isn't THAT BAD ( i mean obvs she delivers nothing and is a gold digging whore)

but how much is depp really worth? has to be in the 100 mill range? or AT LEAST 50 mill?

Troll1973 · 2016-08-17T04:45:38+00:00

7 million is chump change to him.

Sometimes you just pay to make a problem go away.

dofusm · 2016-08-17T05:53:24+00:00

Hope Mr. Depp had got a lot of mileage out of that pussy for the 7 million he paid but I guess he could afford it. Looks like there could be another Pirates movie ;)

rodger_mexico · 2016-08-17T09:29:06+00:00

Was 7 million worth the blow her reputation got from this mess, both personally and professionally? Her career is probably over. She would have made that money on her own in a couple of years easily.

Why do rich men get married?

Because they want and because they can? They're alpha enough to afford to get hurt? They're not afraid of risk and failure? They're alpha enough to not give a fuck about a few millions?

hailhailhailandkill · 2016-08-17T13:08:41+00:00

Why is everybody assuming that he was alpha? Just because he's successful at his job and portrayed a character admired by women (Captain Jack Sparrow), it doesn't make him an alpha in real life.

FAME ≠ GAME

If it was Leo wifing up a lez and losing a huge amount, yeah that would make a headline of an alpha's rise and fall. After living it up and taking hits because of lowering his guard.

But Johnny Depp? Not even close.

ElKapitan8 · 2016-08-16T21:54:54+00:00

I genuinely believe that Elon Musk can resolve a lot of problems humanity is facing right now.

He should stay away from this psychotic woman. She'll break him and it will be bad for a lot of stakeholders.

ShaneTino · 2016-08-16T18:05:49+00:00

He got divorce raped, but since he's alpha it didn't hit him as hard. Still shouldn't have married though.

mojo_juju · 2016-08-17T06:14:26+00:00

Gold soaks the pussy. Will never escape that fact.

Bitches tap accumulative resources by nature for the sake of her own self-centrism and supposed offspring, whatever means necessary. Whatever the fuck means. Genetic self preservation, bitch.

Also, liquid water freezes into ice at 32 F/0 C at 1 atm/14.7 psi.

TangoZulu · 2016-08-16T20:33:10+00:00

Only $7 million? Sounds to me like Johnny Depp divorce raped HER.

slurmfactory · 2016-08-16T19:38:24+00:00

Well it did look like he punched her in the face bad. That picture she posted was no joke, so he probably would rather just pay her off than deal with any fallout from actual domestic assault.

dking168 · 2016-08-17T01:01:53+00:00

Pre nups can be broken. Esp when celebrities can afford multi million dollar lawyers who are paid to break the prenups for a heavy commission.

allfunkedout · 2016-08-16T20:11:40+00:00

So the question remains, was Johnny Depp ever REALLY alpha, or was it all a ruse?

Title	Former "Mr. Alpha" himself, Johnny Depp, gets divorce-raped.
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Date	August 16, 2016 4:08 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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