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[–][deleted] 1983 points1984 points1985 points 6 years ago* (144 children) | Copy Link
That's like saying a big guy shouldn't hit back if a small guy is dishing out punches because the big guy is bigger.
Don't pick fights with people larger than you, plain and simple.
[–]KingKookus 749 points750 points751 points 6 years ago (102 children) | Copy Link
Seriously. What if the guy is 5’1” and the girl is 6’2”? Can he hit her then?
[–][deleted] 713 points714 points715 points 6 years ago* (53 children) | Copy Link
Basically an Indonesian man fighting a Dutch woman.
[–]Hashtag_Nailed_It 210 points211 points212 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The worst episode of Celebrity Deathmatch I’ll watch multiple times from start to finish
[–]grandKraaken 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And finish every time
[–]Xyraxus 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
( ‾ʖ̫‾)
[–]lil__toenails 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wait, what
[–]TheLonelySnail 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now let’s get it on!
[–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 6 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link
And Id have my money on the Indonesian still.
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (33 children) | Copy Link
Idk man dutch girls are fucking scary
[–]parkerm1408 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
I was once stabbed with a broken bottle by a 4'3" 91 lbs German woman named ginger because I told her I didnt really like the matrix movies....just saying.
[–]CocoCrizpy 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I mean, she had every right to stab you. Who the fuck didnt like the Matrix movies?
[–]SKNK_Monk 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean the one and only Matrix movie?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
You hyped for the fourth one?
[–]CocoCrizpy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I still havent been soft.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ
[–]Skywilder 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now THAT....That’s entertainment!
[–]Agile_Destruct 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I hope she stabbed you in the dick. That's what you get for saying shit like that.
[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Upper thigh sorry. And the 1st matrix was unquestionably great. The second two I didnt find to my liking. Am I gonna have to watch them again?
[–]Agile_Destruct -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, AND you are going to like them, or a perfect stranger is going to walk up to you and stab you in the dick.
[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You know, I didn't smoke weed back when I watched them the first time....and I AM on injured leave 2 more days. Guess I got work to do.
[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I agree. Sometimes I feel like my Dutch wife is staring through my soul.
[–]IrkenInvaderTak 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There's only 2 things I hate: people intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are the Dutch swamp Germans or are the Germans mountain Dutch?
[–]the-ghost-gamer 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
are Australians upside down or are you upside down ?
[–]pphhaazzee 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So do you hate yourself?
[–]ketchuppie 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True don’t mess with them
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
They're big beefy Viking women who want to crush you to death with their thighs for SNU-SNU!
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want that.
[–]jiraffe102 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
r/confusedboner
[–]50in06and07 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ain't nothing confusing about that boner, brother
[–]GarmTyr 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck you mean, "confused"?
[–]DKlurifax 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Viking? Uhmm...
[–]thetruechefravioli 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/deathbysnusnu (nsfw)
[–]CrawlingOnMyCrawn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They're still girls.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s kinda sexist bro
[–]CrawlingOnMyCrawn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How dare nature be so misogynist!
[–]LordBran 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My grandparents. Interesting.
[–]INOMl 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I always hate the stereotype of Dutch people being tall, but then I remember I'm Dutch and 6'5"
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Dutch are taller than average, but Reddit obnoxiously exaggerates all traits and stereotypes of countries. The average Dutch man is 6' and the average Dutch woman is 5'6".
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And your last name is Van Lange.
[–]Lomunac 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are above average, latest list I saw was: 1. Dutch 183,5cm 2. Montenegrin 183cm 3. Serbs 182,3cm ...
[–]Agile_Destruct 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I always hated the stereotype of niggers being lazy and stupid, but then I remember I'm white, I enjoy working, and have an IQ of 132.
[–]BrokenHalo-IsAwesome 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
u/nwordcountbot u/Agile_Destruct
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]INOMl 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just the general comments I get "wow looks like your son is a monster" "how's the weather up there" and also the extra work I get put into since I'm tall. Like having to change out light bulbs or clean ventilation grates at work for no extra pay. I suppose I dont hate the stereotype type just the people that use the same dry jokes over and over again
[–]WH1PL4SH180 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
at least you're not asian and getting asked to be tech support or do the accounts when bad at math... then again, i could work for goldman sachs.
Ah yes, the abridged edition of the "History of the East Indies".
I still think the Indonesian man would win
lol
[–]IshitONcats 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
What if you come home and your wife has drowned 2 of your kids In the bathtub and is currently attempting to drown the 3rd. Is it okay to hit her then? - Bill Burr
[–]RatCity617 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Daniel Tosh*
[–]Bungus7 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucking morons downvoting you can't do a simple fact check on google lol
[–]RatCity617 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Welcome to Reddit :)
[–]Bungus7 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol yeah
[–]KingKookus 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are correct sir.
[–]canadianholler -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Wrong
[–]RatCity617 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol no I'm not, this is literally verbatim Toshs no excuse sounds like a challenge joke. The punchline being nope no excuse gotta let her drown that third baby. Burrs joke was women tend to be right handed and flailers from his special "you people are all the same" im a big fan of both.
[–]necropaw 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im pretty sure Bill has a bit about that in two specials, because i just watched the one you mentioned a week or so ago, but i swear i remembered him having more 'examples' than what was in that video.
[–]RatCity617 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea he does but the drowning babies joke was tosh like 8 years ago.
[–]Bungus7 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No u
[–]canadianholler 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No me
[–]Captain_Warzone 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
according to this dopey womans logic, if he was hitting her (in your example) she shouldn't respond if she does then she has shitty parents or is a pussy.
[–]retardedwhiteknight 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i think she is a pussy
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably her only good atribute
[–]canthidefromfriends 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, sometimes it's all you need.
[–]shiggydiggypreoteins 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No she’s just retarded
[–]parkerm1408 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What if, let's say, you're opponent is a transgender female, or let's say, for the sake of argument, you're not even sure what gender it currently is, how then do you decide if you defend yourself? Let's say a man decides to become a woman, is THAT woman fair game since it used to be a man? I feel we need new fucking ground rules to accommodate the new rise in genders and types of people. Until then, I'll just...I dunno use my left hand or some shit.
[–]RomulusInPieces 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It really doesn't matter, if a PERSON decides to attack you, you have every right to defend yourself no matter what
[–]PrettyDecentSort 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights and lefts.
[–]rdrunner_74 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The solution is very easy...
If a woman hits you... You pretent to be a woman for the duration of the fight, and bitchslap her
If a transgender M->F Woman hits you... You check its sexual preferences 1st - if it (German - we have personal pronouns for things) is masochistic you dont hit back - if not hit back
Where is the problem?
P.s.: Other ppl should include size checks also... but i am 6"6 so i dont do those)
Who was the female UFC's fighter that was wrecking everyone cause she was a man the 1st 30 years of her life? Was aa super interesting story and it raised a good question. At what point should a line be drawn. He clearly had an unfair advantage because he wasn't a great fighter when he was a man. The he switches teams in his 30s and started fucking people up.
[–]parkerm1408 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fallon fox, had to look it up
[–]kowaikawaii 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what if the ‘girl’ is a transgendered person and is beating u up are u still a bad person
[–]cornman1 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It takes 8 lbs of pressure to break a jaw, 5 lbs to crush a windpipe, a lot less to blind someone by poking them in the eye. If you think size, in this case, matters you are drastically wrong. Also, if someone is abusing you, you have the right to defend yourself.
[–]randonumero 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
I think the line is how seriously she's trying to hurt you. When walking away doesn't work you're left trying to restrain her or keep her off you. If she's coming like she wants to kill you then knocking her the fuck out, breaking a bone or smashing her face in is really the only way to ensure you get home safe. Realistically I've rarely seen someone attack someone larger without being willing to hurt them bad so it should cut both ways.
[–]KingKookus 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you have the same line with men?
[–]randonumero 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sort of. On the rare occasion that a guy tries to fight me (I'm in my mid 30s) my first response is to try to deescalate and walk away. When that doesn't work I do everything I can to avoid actually hitting the guy. I think the worse it's gotten in the past few years is I pushed a guy against a wall and grabbed his trachea when he wouldn't stop coming at me. In my 30s there's only been once that I actually got close to fighting another guy but fortunately the bouncers showed up and kicked him out before it could get bad. It was one of those situations where he was drunk and kept trying to shove me but wasn't exactly moving like Ali. Had he swung, looked like he was going to swing or had his friends done more than egg him on and laugh I would have hit him.
FWIW there's serious consequences for getting in a fight no matter who it's with. I try to avoid things that will put me in prison or an early grave.
[–]stickswithsticks 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I was in an abusive relationship where she would just hit me every now and then. It never hurt, but I also didn't want to engage in anything, so I would either leave the situation or try to calm her down. I was too afraid to hit back, I also was hyper aware that if I even grabbed her wrist it would have been domestic violence on my part.
[–]randonumero 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's pretty shitty that guys are conditioned to take abuse but women are constantly told to report it. Seeing as how you said was in I'm guessing you got out of the relationship which I'm glad to hear.
[–]stickswithsticks 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This was like eight years ago, we were both babies, 23. I'm in a healthy relationship now, because I learned my lesson with crazy :)
23 isn't a baby even in E.Europe and Asia where people tend to be babied into staying home and at least 2, and often 3 generations share a house.
[–]Neehigh -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
In my experience I’ve never been unable to restrain an aggressive woman. But I do have uncommonly strong forearms
[–]TitsAndWhiskey 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Yeah and then she shows the cops the bruises and it’s off to jail for you anyway
[–]Neehigh -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Ok
If she’s bruising, then any restraining you might be doing is too rough.
[–]TitsAndWhiskey 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Dude I’ve seen women bruise from practically nothing. You’re giving really bad advice here that could land some poor shmuck in a lot of trouble.
[–]Neehigh -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Fair assessment.
In my experience, guys who accidentally cause bruising and don’t think they were pushing/holding/groping hard enough to leave bruises are either not really paying attention to how hard they were holding or are generally fairly physically unaware.
Also I would recommend that you not try to restrain someone unless you already are aware of how easily they bruise.
Also, I would recommend that you block strikes or let them hit you first before attempting a restraint (I’m fairly certain this is why it was ‘three strikes and you’re out’). If they leave bruises on you in a defensive location it supports your case, as well as if they give you a black eye or cut your cheek.
If they’re bigger than you, have your cornered, and are completely overpowering you, then either you put yourself in that position (and you need to think about the parameters you use to choose members of your social circle) or it’s a family member and you need CPS or the police.
I can’t guarantee it, but from my knowledge, smaller guys claiming abuse from bigger girls will be believed, or at least removed to safety.
[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My advice would be to pull your phone out and start videoing the interaction. Loudly and calmly ask her to stop hitting you. Retreat if able. Restrain only if all other options have been exhausted.
Cops will always believe the woman, full stop. Even if you get lucky with one, you’re a fool not to run on that assumption.
[–]Neehigh 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Maybe I’m naïve but I still trust the system.
[–]Breynolds1200 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Blast that bitch
[–]armoured_bobandi 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think Netflix made a movie about this called Tall Girl. Yup, that' definitely the plot of that movie
[–]justPassingThrou15 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he has to kick her in the balls I think.
[–]egg_on_my_spaghet 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Abso fucking lutely
Hey, you gave it, now take it
[–]AnhedoniaThanatology 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well he can’t reach her face but he can get in some good body shots.
[–]Generation-X-Cellent -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If that's the case that guy will probably get his ass beat he's better off running away.
[–]lastplace199 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations. You just missed the whole point of the hypothetical.
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don't pick fights at all.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The fuck did you just say to me you little shit?
[–]PrettyDecentSort 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You heard me!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like how Whoopy put it better, “ don start a fight you can’t finish.”
[–]CowboyLaw 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A rule every guy learns by fourth grade or so, and that most girls don’t ever have to learn.
[–]Gozie5 49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
Fully agree. The only exception are children because they lack mental capacity to know better. But a grown ass adult has no excuse.
Remember that angry short guy at the bagel shop (who's arguably as weak as a woman) got his ass kicked by some dude literally twice his size. No sympathy for him.
[–]Captain_Warzone 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but he didnt actually hit anyone so no its not the same at all.
[–]Gozie5 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right. I take back the least part.
[–]nosoupforyou 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Didn't look like he hit anyone before he was tackled, or am I mistaken? He was just ranting it looked like. Then when he was leaving, the guy pushes him too.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, he was just ranting, and justifiably probably. A 4'11 man's life would be hell.
The dude who took him down is a piece of shit. He just had an excuse to do it, so he did.
[–]douglasmacarthur 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He knew this would be his only chance in life to feel alpha or whatever so he took it
[–]DoesntUseSarcasmTags 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
lil man kept asking if he wanted to step outside to fight while being irate and aggressive. If you don’t wanna get your ass whooped, don’t tell a group of 30 people to step outside to fight. ESPECIALLY if you’re 7 apples tall and 40 pounds soaking wet. That’s just common sense.
[–]Neehigh 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You don’t want to pursue this train of thought in this thread, bud
[–]DoesntUseSarcasmTags 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh no, I might get a downvote for saying if you don’t want to get tackled don’t threaten people :( I hope I’ll make it out alive.
[–]Neehigh -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or hate
Or people randomly inboxing you
I’ve tried it. It never ends well
[–]DoesntUseSarcasmTags 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, if people inbox me, please have the courtesy to at least send bootyhole pics. Preferably your own.
[–]team-evil 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well now I've got plans.... fuck you for that.
[–]Pepsi-Part-YAY 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]Azuralos 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
[–]Gozie5 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fully agree. I take back the last part of my statement
[–]chakan2 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Once he chested up to the other guy, it's technically battery at that point. Shorty got what he deserved.
[–]nosoupforyou 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't know. Doesn't seem like anyone would consider it battery, to be honest. Plus, a different guy than he chested up to tackled him, so I don't know that it really counts.
However, I'm neither a lawyer or a cop, so I don't know.
[–]chakan2 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can't touch someone without their consent, period.
A battery is committed when someone “causes bodily harm to an individual,” or “makes physical contact of an insulting or provoking nature with an individual.” To be criminal, the person must act “intentionally or knowingly without legal justification.”
INAL, however, I would definitely call getting chested by shorty in the crotch "physical contact of an insulting or provoking nature."
[–]nosoupforyou 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I dunno. It could be construed that the touching the guy with his chest was unintentional. However, it could go either way. Just not sure it could be proven to be intentional.
I definitely think being tackled, and then pushed when he was leaving, kind of a serious over-reaction.
[–]chakan2 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To the first statement...I'd be happy to have that guy pay for my dental work at that point, but I'm not sure he can reach my head.
I think you're right about the latter part. The 3rd party didn't need to get involved.
[–]Next_Alpha -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do not regret clicking that link. That was highly entertaining XD
[–]big_ass_package -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"they" are children...
[–]cob_258 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strong and weak is only relevant when you start a fight with a weaker person just to abuse of your strength, defending yourself is ok in every situation*, I mean, what's the point of being strong if you let people treat like trash.
*exception for children... beat their parents
[–]failedidealist 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SocialForceField 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly it's completely ok to hit back, but as a big dude, there's no reason to go hard on a guy a foot and a half shorter than me. The strength difference is so giant it's like restraining a roudy teen.
More people need to learn jiu jitsu and just overpower and restrain people instead of impacting their heads until they can't remember what week it is.
[–]mrtibbles32 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I said that to my mom once because I wanted her to stop hitting me and she just said:
tWo MeN fIgHtInG iS oNe ThInG, wOmEn ArE mUcH wEaKeR tHaN mEn AnD cOuLdn'T hUrT tHeM iF tHeY tRiEd
Disregarding the fact that she made me bleed and I almost killed myself over her hitting me.
[–]EvolvedA 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And everybody knows that you hit back with 110% of the force she hit you with, so there is enough potential for further escalation from there...
[–]Brandwein 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think women have around 40% strength, as such you are fine if you punch women with 60% of total power.
Not like guys pull their punches on women anyways.
[–]the-ghost-gamer 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or you can't shoot someone because your gun is bigger then theirs
[–]BigmantingRhys 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is straight facts
[–]Boom244 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, when I was being bullied, I followed this logic and didn’t drop the people who were insulting me because it wouldn’t be a fair fight.
Did you know 5th graders can be insanely cruel?
[–]MajesticSpaceCat 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This! It’s been my argument for a while now.
Take some lanky dude who doesn’t even know how to use gym equipment, and a jacked up meathead who spends all day at the gym. Do you really think this weak guy is about to try and fight someone who he knows could beat the hell out of him? No. But put it in his head that the bigger guy can’t fight back because society and chances are he’ll see no problem with trying to hit him.
[–]chris1096 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with a caveat: you should only rewind work respond with exactly as much force as needed to end the conflict. I'm a big dude and if some skinny chick started hitting me yes I would defend myself, but there'd be no need for me to punch her in the face full strength.
Edit: I don't know what happened with those typos.
[–]geyjfyhdthfdes -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't hit anybody ever, not a hard concept. 99 times out of 100 you can get away, just do that.
[–][deleted] 1250 points1251 points1252 points 6 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link
Only equal when it's convenient
[–][deleted] 579 points580 points581 points 6 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link
Yeah she’s one of those girls that’ll be a fucking dick or a total cunt until you either hit her physically or emotionally and then she’ll go around telling everyone she’s the victim
And then when she’s 40 she will assume her ultimate form: Karen
[–][deleted] 245 points246 points247 points 6 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
I bet she campaigned for "women's rights" but then cried when the courts said women also had to be part of the military draft
[–]OgreLord_Shrek 107 points108 points109 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
She's also the type that would vote to end women's suffrage if asked on the spot.
[–]suburbanbrotato 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Same with banning dihydrogen monoxide.
[–]ToraChan23 36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
dihydrogen monoxide
That sounds like a dangerous chemical humans shouldn't breath in
[–]Sambonibrew2 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
100% of people that ingest that chemical die, its the silent killer and people need to wake up!!
[–]HNutz 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's also found in pesticides, jet fuel and fast food.
[–][deleted] 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]drapehsnormak 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he meant it's broken down and it's components are used in rocket fuel.
[–]NegevMaster 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it really is bad. Did you know the government is pumping it into our air via polluted water supplies?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I heard it’s the gas that exhales from Trumps hair
[–]ToraChan23 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No wonder it is so beautiful. He truly is a SEXY man
You’ve not been fucked until you’ve been fucked by satsumas hair.
[–]Preform_Perform 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/technicallythetruth
[–]Neehigh 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or drink, or play in, or use to rinse eyes out, or
[–]ToraChan23 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How could humans be so dumb and careless about their health!? We need to get rid of all the dihydrogen monoxide and save the planet and stuff
Am I woke enough yet?
[–]onehitwondur 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Wait, women are included in the draft now? Did I miss something?
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Making the draft men only was declared unconstitutional and the government is moving forwards with making all women of age register. Basically just waiting on the word. When they declared it unconstitutional, a lot of women on Twitter, especially devout feminists, began to have tantrums and freak out that they wanted equal rights but "not like this". This was back in February that it was declared unconstitutional and a lot of people were otherwise in support of drafting women since women can serve in almost any role in the military besides joining most SOF units and most failing to meet the requirements for infantry units. We likely wont ever need a draft again, however but it is the principle of equal rights and also equal obligation that it represents not only as men or women, but as Americans.
Tldr: We are waiting for them to say ok on drafting women
[–]onehitwondur 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow I had no idea. Thanks for the quick response!
[–]Tutsks 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Draftourdaughters.com
Its time for them to do their part.
I stand with Her.
[–]morerokk 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also, instating the draft for women is probably the fastest way to get rid of it entirely.
Not even the most dishonest feminist cunt will be able to convince the government that they should abolish the draft solely for women.
[–]necropaw 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately in reality it wouldnt change anything. If the draft were ever brought back they'd just get knocked up right away and say they cant go for 2-3 years (pregnancy+nursing time).
Yeah but this is America. We are the strongest in military power and take pride in that fact, so I think we'd sooner make everyone have to register than remove it simply on principle of duty to fellow Americans if the need would arise. However, I dont think the need will ever arise anyway so the whole thing ultimately comes down to having true equality.
[–]Howler0ne 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Final form is yet to be seen
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually her name is Dawn and shes my mother. Either bipolar or schizophrenic. Makes for one hell of a bumpy childhood, let me tell you.
[–]eccentricelmo 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guys. My girlfriends name is Karen and the memes hurt her feelings.
Tell her to get her combat straw out and to use it to SUCK IT UP
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought equality was just a legal thing. That's why women play in the WNBA, although if no body watches are they really professional athletes?
[–]MetaCommando 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just had to watch a 2-hour-long women's soccer game for a class.
The final score was 0-1.
[–]Shantotto11 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equality always appears to be oppression to the privileged...
[–]Fagliacci 764 points765 points766 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
"These hands bisexual" that's good shit.
[–]sirsailorsloth 209 points210 points211 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
for me it’s the “Rated E for Everyone”. always get a little chuckle out of that one.
[–]Sour_deezy 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Equal rights AND lefts.
[–]getpawnd 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Old enough to crawl old enough to brawl.
[–]ZekieBoi 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
brb. I'm gonna go smackdown some kids.
[–]ld4vis14 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In this corner we have the mad man ZekieBoi and in the other corner we have Sally the 11 year old girl!
[–]SpooksandTacos 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My moneys on Sally
[–]Versaiteis 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mine are rated T for Teen, because anyone younger I'm pretty sure I can find non-violent solutions for even their violent streaks
but hundreds of them....I hope I never live to see the day
[–]getpawnd 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Old enough to crawl, Old enough to brawl.
[–]StudentLoans_ 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This comment in the thread made me laugh
https://i.imgur.com/UlLY5su.jpg
[–]windigooooooo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of an old friend who once said"If some tries to fight me, ill try to fuck them."
[–]huckster235 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that could be taken several ways...
[–]luksonluke 155 points156 points157 points 6 years ago (33 children) | Copy Link
If they know we are stronger then why the fuck even start a fight.
[–][deleted] 74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
So that we would fight back and go to jail.
[–]rg90184 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because they have the reasoning ability of children and expect to never suffer negative consequences for their acts of aggression.
Repeal the 19th.
[–]Ass_Patty 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls are used to not receiving punches after throwing your own hands. Who the fuck came up with “you can’t hit girls,” anyway? I was born a girl so I immediately recognized my power over being able to hit other women without being stigmatized for it. I hate the whole idea that men and women are so different from each other, we’re really not. We just have to do a better job listening to each other.
[–]Napalmeon 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Overconfidence.
Way, way too absorbed in the idea that they cannot possibly get what they give.
[–]Do0ozyMicro Dik Boi -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s called anger, makes people do irrational things. The reason I would knock a femoid out of one ever touched me is because I wouldn’t wanna look like a punk. Obviously I could just grab her lol or just push her off and leave, but what’s the fun in that?
[–]MonkeyWrenchZk 264 points265 points266 points 6 years ago (60 children) | Copy Link
I cant keep up. One day there is no difference between men and women the next men are stronger and shouldnt be allowed to defend themselves. Which is it already? Are we stronger or not? Because theres some trans athletes shattering records and we need to sort this out.
[–]ImWolfieMeister 120 points121 points122 points 6 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
They are ruining women Olympics for biological women, like THE ONLY women sport event thats mildly cared about is fucked, i feel like the records should be revoked and atheletes should participate in their born genders olympics
[–]RedditIsFullOfSoy 60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago* (16 children) | Copy Link
At least US powerlifting stood with their women. Cycling is utterly fucked, a man just won female cricketer of the year in the UK.
This isn't just happening at the top level of competition either. Girls are getting pushed out of HS athletics in the northeast as well
[–]Abeneezer 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I feel like it is just a matter of time before ciswomen really push back against this crap.
[–]RedditIsFullOfSoy 32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
r/MenWinningWomensSport and r/itsafetish are full of radfems who are tired of it lmfao. That's not even touching all the conservative women I know that oppose it as well
As if they don't realize that their own ideology and politics enabled this very type of thing to happen. I love going there, it's like watching two cars that are driving like assholes wreck into each other.
[–]SharedRegime 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That first one says it dont exist.
[–]RedditIsFullOfSoy -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Literally just type it into the fucking search bar then mong
[–]SharedRegime 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weird i click it and it exists now but it said it didnt exist at first and prompted me to make one lol.
[–]morerokk 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what /r/GenderCritical is doing.
TERFs are man hating and narcissistic cunts, but they're pretty morally consistent and honest about their intentions, as far as feminists go.
[–]Throw13579 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How does the US government address the issue for Title 9?
They cant. To do so would be "trans exclusionary" and the sjws would have a fuckin field day and then eventually if ciswomen kept pushing back feminism would start getting put under attack cause to admit that a mtf trans cant participate in female sports because men and women arent equal completely destroys the narratives.
They are in a situation where theyre damned if they do damned if they dont and honestly i kinda find it funny.
[–]LeapYearFriend 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they are, and they're being called terfs, or "trans-exclusionary radical feminists"
there's a bit of a struggle in the lgbt community where its now slowly becoming lgb vs t
[–]wajee_khan 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Elyse Perry is a woman as far as I know
[–]RedditIsFullOfSoy 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right. I was wrong.
It was Maxine Blythin who won the award in the UK. I'm sorry for the misinformation, it was not intentional. I've edited the comment to reflect this.
[–]NightFire45 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't see a problem. No more gender sports and equality for all.
[–]ppw27 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's because biologically the development if the body is different for a male and a female. Male are more muscular it's just a fact.
Removing sex category would be like removing weight categories in box. Removing age categories in sport and etc. Since it's not the same biological chance of development
[–]AK_Happy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's how the top pro organizations are in the US. There isn't a "no women" rule in the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, etc. There just happens to be no women.
[–]Nuttin_Up 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When liberal world's collide...
[–]lookitdisnub 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
like THE ONLY women sport event thats mildly cared about is fucked
beach volleyball?
[–]ImWolfieMeister 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah the female olympics as a whole
[–]g64 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're ruining sentences by NEEDING TO TYPE LIKE THIS. Let your fucking words stand for themselves without typing in all caps like a fuck stick.
[–]anarchy404x 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Modern feminism is about cherry picking only the instances it benefits women.
[–]Arbiter142 59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (32 children) | Copy Link
Imo trans athletes should have to compete as what gender they were born as, as that is the body structure they have...
[–][deleted] 78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Or have their own Olympics: the Super Special Olympics.
[–]snehehsb 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yes and allow all drugs. PEDs, crack, weed whatever you want. I'd watch that Olympics
[–]Abeneezer 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The Drugolympics
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s a Blue Mountain State reference buried in this phrase somewhere.
“Let’s play football no teams!”
That's a great idea, but add bloodsports.
[–]mondaypancake10 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Cyborg transexual gladiator Olympics sounds like a true crowd pleaser
[–]rg90184 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you not entertained!?
[–]ppw27 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes more in their biological sex they were born. Category are not about gender they are about the sex and the biological potential of development
[+]DeltaTM -43 points-42 points-41 points 6 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
So what about a natural born woman, that has a genetic defect which let's her body produce more testosterone? I your logic she's a woman no matter how masculine her body is.
A transgender woman is a woman. She doesn't have a penis and her testosterone is probably as low as possible. The only way to determine that she's had a sex change is by looking at her chromosomes. Maybe he had a very feminine body to begin with and you can't even tell. Is she not allowed to participate, too?
I go with the idea of /u/I_Love_Boobs_n_Butts and say give trans-people their own seperated part in the Olympics.
[–]summa 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A natural born woman that produces more testosterone"
"By your logic she's a woman"
Yeah...?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
You can definitely tell without looking at chromosomes in the vast majority of cases lol
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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT'S MA'AM!!
[–]Swagger_For_Days 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol listen you fucking moron, it's whatever women decide it is and if you don't like it you're probably an incel. Now sit down and pay for her dinner even though she's an independent boss bitch.
[–]ppw27 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly trans athletes (that had the puberty of their original sex) should not be able to compete with other. Biologically men are stronger than women. I will get call transphobic but it's just a fact. It's not fair. We divided the olympic by sex for a reason. Trans is about gender not sex.
[–]CaptainCupcakez 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think its different people saying each one.
[–]Astronopolis 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s no blanket statement for all situations, it’s your own judgement call to make and can’t be summed up in a simple rule. The best one I can come up with is people shouldn’t hit each other, where you go from there is up to you.
[–]11bNg 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's okay guys just identify as a woman then drag her ass
[–]Reivoulp 91 points92 points93 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
I yearn for true gender equality
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Wanna know what grinds my gear? When a female opens a door and doesn't hold it open for me. Happens 9/10 times when the scenario comes up, it's like really hold the damn door open bitch what is this inefficiency.
Shoutout to my closest colleague at work who always holds doors open for me, she a G
[–]MIERDAPORQUE 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I hold doors open for everyone. It’s just common courtesy. I don’t even trip on not thanking me. I hate when feminists act offended as if me holding a door is hurting their cause
[–]Tiy991 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never had anyone give me shit for holding the door for them, but you can bet your ass if they did, I'd close and lock the door in their face. Find your own way in Wawa fuckass.
[–]siegure9 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. I always go out of my way to think a woman if she does hold the door open for me, says a lot about them.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same here. I’m also really annoyed of the women jumping in front of me in shopping streets and grocery stores and such. It’s like they’re waiting for me to walk up against them or something, I’m quite big and I can’t instantly stop in my step every single time when you decide to just take a step right in my path an inch away from me. It scares me because eventually I’ll walk one into the ground unintentionally and then I’ll probably be in a world of trouble. Seriously, look where you walk!
Ahh just walk through her these hoes need to start being spacially aware
[–]Brandwein 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where the hell do you live where this is the case? I'm in germany and people generally hold doors regardless of gender. (Also mainly talking about work environment)
I live in the US, and it's usually pretty 50/50 whether someone holds the door for you. I haven't had anyone get mad at me for holding it for them though.
I’m a girl and I had a man scoff at me once for holding the door for him. I hold doors for people all the time, most of the time I don’t get a thank you, but it’s fine because that’s not the point of being kind to others.
[–]Onequestion678 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
KonoSuba?
[–]Reivoulp 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yes comrade
I was looking for this comment
[–]Hellbasedgod 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kazuma is my role model
Do you drop kick female opponents?
[–]Hammer-And-Sickle 55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"The hammer of justice is unisex!" - Batman
[–]dat_azra 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Searched for that comment and found it, thank you! :)
[–]TheEmperorMk2 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guys being born stronger than girls is not equal - Well don’t fucking pick a fight with someone who’s stronger than you
[–]andreidorutudose 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd say don't pick fights in general.
[–]Marlequinn 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On that logic: I wouldn’t punch a man for the same as I wouldn’t punch a bear, or another woman - People are stupid, expect to be hit back!
[–]Discocheese69 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If a girl is hitting you, you have every right to hit back. Just remember that you are stronger so maybe don’t go all out. Just do what you must to stop them but don’t bitch slap them into the shadow realm.
[–]Anime_Weeb_Lucian 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo.
[–]BrainPicker3 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much, it's also along the same rules as dont hit people when they are down and other rules like that. I'm not comfortable at sometimes with how this sub is so eager to extol violence against women (under the veneer of defense)
[–]Captain_Warzone 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
remember chaps, the "Guys should never ever hit a woman under any circumstances" is a manipulation tactic to try and weaken you, if you fall for it like a goon then congrats you have traded in your self respect and agency to be manipulated by someone considerably weaker than you convince you that you are "not allowed" to defend yourself.
you should never hit ANYONE unless its responding to violence or the threat of violence.
infact if someone strikes you and you dont respond with proportional "Interest" to the initial strike you are doing a disservice and enabling them to behave like this.
in simple terms, applying gametheory style reasoning, just as if someone was caught damaging something worth £100 their punishment should be in excess of £100 as a detterent effect of future behaviour, any violence to you should also be met with a response with the factor applied. so in very simple terms, if they strike you and it causes hypothetically 100 units of "trauma" from the physical sensation/discomfort, your response should be in excess of 100 units in response, so that its quickly established its a futile endeavor.
people need to set the standard by which those who commit violence (regardless of gender) and cause trauma/distress will harvest greater violence trauma/distress in return, so much so, its almost inevitable.
slap me? i should punch you!
[–]WonkySight 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If a woman hits me I will react in exactly the same way as if a man hit me.
I will run away and cry.
[–]RyanH2796 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You had me going there for a minute
[–]c_h_e_c_k_s_o_u_t 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
There’s a rare win
[–]fuckthecucks69 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Everybody taking about the post but are we really gonna ignore the iFunny watermark?
[–]Bakumanisbest0 points 6 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]fuckthecucks69 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Alright well at least your honest, but I am still disappointed. Edit: Can’t believe that I have to say this but this was a joke don’t take it so seriously lol.
[–]boostmastergeneral 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights equal lefts. Imho, if you do not hit a female, for something you would absolutely hit a male for, youre a bigot misogynist. Definition of misogyny is "ingrained prejudice against woman". Aka treating women different simply for being a woman. So if you dont hit a woman back youre a misogynist.
Using dictionary definitions against the feminists. I love it.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It costs exactly $0 to crop out the iFunny watermark before posting.
[–]boostmastergeneral 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Idk why this went under your comment it was supposed to be about the post oof
[–]boostmastergeneral -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah. No problems here. Makes sense now!
[–]OkaySweetSoundsGood 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
checks profile
Yep
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crop👏out👏the👏ifunny👏tag👏
[–]adrian415 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it can crawl it can brawl
[–]pandaking1991 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys are stronger thus not equal, should guys get paid more?
[–]FlatTire2005 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
White knight says women are inferior and therefore laws don’t apply to them. So should they be allowed to vote? Should be an all or nothing thing. If you can’t hit a woman to defend yourself, they shouldn’t be able to vote or own property either. If they’re outside common decency and the law, they’re not protected by it either.
[–]yunglay-lay 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe idk women shouldn’t be hitting men?.
[–]sh1ftyswar 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$50 says this bitch likes to hit her partners
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It shouldn't even need to be continuous hits with asking to stop. You hit a guy once, you've opened up a whole lotta potential whoop ass for yourself. Just keep your hands to yourselves everybody, unless it's for kinky bedroom stuff.
So if a weak boy hits a strong boy the string boy isn’t allowed to hit back?
[–]Lordarshyn 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just because you're weaker doesn't give you the right to assault someone without consequences or them defending themselves.
I wouldn't hit back. But I spent 6 years grappling, so I can handle it without hitting. I wouldn't hold it against anyone though.
I guess I can hit Brock Lesnar as much as I want, and expect him not to retaliate then.
[–]Skank-Hunt-Forty-Two 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women deserve equal rights, and lefts.
[–]Jbwood 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a woman starts hitting me... imma suddenly identify as a woman and hit back.
I have 4 older sisters. My parents always told them that if they start it I had every right to end it.
Admittedly, one time when I was 13 I did. I felt horrible, still do a long ass time later. But they never tried shit like that again.
[–]AkaEllipses 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Guys being born stronger than girls are not equal brother." I agree, so don't start fights with them.
[–]Steel_Prism 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see that iFunny watermark
Ifunny
[–]Dark_Beholder 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she is saying that a man is different from a woman ? WHAT A BIGOT , lol
[–]Keelija9000 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
What a dummy. If guys are born stronger why would any girl in her right mind hit one?
[–]Keelija9000 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just realized what I did there haha thanks
[–]easyusername15 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This arguement of being physically stronger doesn't even make sense, why does a man have to take abuse and sit there because he "might hurt her". You wouldnt go up to a fucking lion and kick it in the mouth.
[–]SPZX 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men are born stronger than women Trans women can compete in women's sports
men are born stronger than women
Trans women can compete in women's sports
Pick one.
[–]OofieElfie 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They never seem to understand that just because someone is physically weaker doesn't mean that their punches and assaults magically don't hurt you.
[–]kungji56 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People like slazer should be sent to the Middle East so they can experience what real inequality looks like.
Guys being born stronger hurrr ba durrrr DURRRR
Probably shouldn't pick fights with guys then, cunt.
[–]efactory 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it's any consolation for the whiny bitch, from a lot of the vids I've seen (much of them here in this sub!), the retaliatory punches aren't even full force. I suspect some subconscious thing kicks in and the guy pulls back a smidge. On the other hand, the punch-happy cunts can't even seem to handle the weak retaliatory punches. LOL Lesson: You don't want none, don't start none, bitches.
[–]youfailedthiscity 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
STOP HITTING PEOPLE.
[–]Ninjohn730 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"equal rights, equal fights" is my new favorite saying
[–]outerheavenboss 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A man shouldn't hit a woman because he's stronger than her.
A woman shouldn't hit a man because he's stronger than her."
Lol
You shouldn't hit anyone. Period.
[–]BluetoothMcGee 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I glad I'm bisexual. I can hit a girl in self defense and accuse her of homophobia.
[–]platonkomarov2 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
r/comedyheaven
r/DraculaBiscuits
r/BrandNewSentence material.
[–]GR1MM_001[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well I did say it was a X-Post from r/BrandNewSentence so you got me on that one
[–]Brandonh3612 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On her account she is milking the attention she got for being a dumbass and tweeting this
I read that last comment in the voice.
[–]CCpoc 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"These hands bisexual"
Hol up
[–]Tiy991 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GenderNeutralLifeProTip: Don't fucking hit anyone if you don't want to get your shit rocked.
[–]Attrum 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Guys are and girls are equal until it doesn't benefit me"
[–]coolgamerkid2008 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fortnite e girls are wild
[–]hockeyguy013 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheAngryGoat 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a perfect example of what institutionalised privilege looks like.
[–]MadMan018 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rated E for Everyone
[–]parkerm1408 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't get a god mode in life. You start hitting people, someone's gonna clock you back.
[–]HugeGoose 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights = equal consequences
[–]cellcube0618 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“If you defend yourself just because someone batterized you: 1. i’m judging the people who told you to defend yourself 2. I’m going to belittle you so I can abuse you”
FTFY
[–]Levoxymoron 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The women who claim that BS are only doing so because they want to continue having no repercussions for being an abusive cunt
[–]General_assassin 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"guys being born stronger is not equal brother" well she should have thought about that before she decided to fight.
[–]brettswag 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hands of justice are unisex
[–]Hypnotizing_Fish 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you attack a bear and the bear mauls you, the bear is a pussy since it was born stronger than humans.
Equal rights and left's
Ok but if you're a smaller guy you're not gonna walk about to some big brute and start slapping him, cause if you do you can expect to get your ass put on the ground, that's the same thing with woman hitting men. If you know men are generally biologically stronger, why would you hit them and have the balls to trust youre not gonna get it back?
[–]Dem827 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they want equal rights they better be ready for equal lefts too!
[–]BriccsMe 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you know he's stronger than you and you decide to hit him, you are the dumbass
[–]RowdyBusch 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My fists are TRANS.
[–]McBlemmen 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
these hands bisexual lmfao good one
That argument I don’t understand. Not every man out there has the ability to defend themselves in situations like that, some men out there are lengthy, some prob have anorexia, some probably have some sort of physical, or mental disability, and there are even some women out there, that are fully roided out, that at any moments notice, could smash a mans head like a grape if they wanted too. Like fuck, there are even some women who’d go bad shit crazy if you say that they’re wrong.
I can get the logic behind that shit somewhat, but women need to understand as well that men aren’t dogs, that do their every bidding, some women do things men would only think of doing in the future, but here we are.
[–]drmangrum 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Using her poem argument against her: being born weaker than guys isn't a free pass to batter them without repercussion.
[–]DoubleGunzChippa 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If you have enough pride to defend yourself from being unjustly attacked, you're a pussy."
Well.......that's some.........logic....right there.
Yeah, and I used to be the "never hit a woman" guy. Until one of my ex girlfriends started punching on me whenever she was losing an argument. Now? You come at me with harmful intent you're getting your fucking face slapped at the very least.
[–]KalbertFriedstein 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one has the right to assault anyone, but everyone has the right to defend themselves. I'm not about to let someone harm me because "ThEy'RE A FeMaLe" its 2019 and I'll change my gender to beat your ass.
[–]mkmlls743 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what about guys who are less stronger than other guys? i thought feminism is about equality..
The bottom reply is perfect
This is why you just don’t hit anyone in the first place
[–]Darxio10000 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hammer of justice is unisex
[–]snehehsb 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Did you just assume my gender?" Is the correct response in today's clown world
[–]jaeckouby 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ifunny.co
We should hit op for stealing off ifunny /s
[–]dalnot 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jesusisaslut 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If you beat the shit out of someone smaller than you because you have no self restraint you're a fucking pussy
[–]Strypes4686 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you beat the shit out of someone smaller than you because they lacked self restraint on the other hand...
White Knights can save the keystrokes,I don't care.
[–]pmannyy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the smaller person to have self control and not start fights with physically superior individuals?
[–]jesusisaslut 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
likely you both should
[–]pmannyy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yea it’s best people keep their hands to themselves. If I attacked Mike Tyson and he ripped a combo on me, you can’t feel sorry for me because I was the one that started the physical attack, knowing I was smaller and weaker
[–]jesusisaslut 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
tbh I'd expect mike to have self restraint. he doesn't have free reign to fucking murder anyone just cause they touched him and he can
[–]pmannyy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I said if I attacked him, not a touch, attack, punching trying to cause damage and he ripped a combo, I didn’t say beat me to death, you’re greatly minimizing the assault I attempted (“touched”) and maximizing his reaction (“fucking murder”)
[–]jesusisaslut 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm saying that you couldn't realistically hurt him even if you wanted to. Just like how a 90 lbs woman couldn't hurt me. And if mike punched you or I punched the tiny woman it would be incredibly violent
[–]pmannyy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re a fool for that, an unexpected strike will stun anyone and knock many down. A strike at a location such as the eye or nose can fracture an orbital or nose cartilage, it’s not as big on how hard you get hit but where, training combat sports taught me that. The point is regardless of size, people should keep their hands to themselves, especially when you’re the weaker of the two. Exercising that initial self control is imperative in preventing the situation from escalating to the point where someone bigger/stronger than you has to defend themselves and injures you in the process. Playing stupid games ends with winning stupid prizes, don’t make excuses for fools.
[–]MrGhoztApplez 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh hell yeah,
[–]elitemeaning 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights, equal lefts
[–]Calyus 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal lefts, equal rights.
[–]nuggsnotdrugsbruh 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights and equal lefts
[–]Not_Equis 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ifunny
[–]DreadAndDonuts 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Equal rights, equal fights.
Equal rights, equal lefts.
[–]GenexenAlt 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The smackdown of justice is unisex
[–]Xaviro_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Equal rights equal fights” FUCK YES.
This made me cackle. This is exactly my kind of humor.
As a man:
I fight bitches, too!
[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So hitting someone in the first place, regardless of gender =/= shitty parents, but hitting someone who attacked you first = shitty parents.
Funny how that math works.
[–]Luciano_Perrotta 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rights and equal lefts...
[–]Grumpy-Miner 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Molly!!
[–]ZackJEnrico 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Molly is an honorary bro
[–]PebbleTown 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I checked her Twitter. She says it was bait to clean up her following...
[–]crawl_of_time 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if you hit a girl after she hit you
Aaaaaaaand done.
We're not born stronger. It happens in puberty.
[–]tommy3465 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If women want equal rights, they can get equal lefts too
[–]XCypher73 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slazer is a moron.
Only if they’re continuously hitting us lol.
[–]pmannyy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t play with peoples kids, it don’t matter who hit me, you’re getting your chin touched barring you’re an infant or geriatric. People need to learn to keep their hands to themselves
[–]crassrecords 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sooo we're not physically equal? Shocking
[–]JrmtheJrm 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder how she feels about Male to female athletes in combat sports
[–]akbrag91 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guy are stronger yes, all the reason not to pick a fight with someone stronger than you
So she would be OK if a physically weaker guy hugs a physically stronger girl?!
[–]casualols 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does hugging really hard count as hitting? Just asking for a friend
[–]JudgeCastle 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"These hands are Bi-sexual." That got a good chuckle from me.
[–]Utra_Thicc 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see an ifunny water mark.
[–]Fake_Chopin 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What’s better is that a woman pointed this out
[–]TKBarbus 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I believe in equal rights and equal lefts
[–]EPIC_RAPTOR 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It really seems like a lot of things could be prevented by just keeping your hands to yourself.
[–]NickGapleas 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nah it's all good I identify as a woman
[–]Meta_Tetra 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Men are stronger!" Then don't assault them?
[–]CaptainDouchington 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did she just admit to the differences in men and women biologically?! She's in trouble now
[–]uhcayR 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love Mochila commented😂 steve is a goofball
Pay your loans
[–]kwigon 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone being stronger than you is not a reason for that person to not hit you. It is a reason for you to not hit them.
[–]AssaMarra 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you hit somebody you are inviting them to fight you.
[–]Hugeknight 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A kick to box is quite effective I found out when I was a kid.
[–]PlatinumPequod 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mother told me never to hit women, but defend yourself if they strike first.
[–]Pomawx 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost upvoted
But then I saw it at the bottom of the screen
Maybe there is something else that isn't equal other than strength... It's intelligence (☞゚∀゚)☞ at least for that person
[–]DuPhuc 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can i just say the reapect i have for flood as his profile pic is from days before rodeo r/travisscott
[–]matrixislife 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guess Slazer is lining something up and wants to get covered before she starts.
[–]PhantomLord088 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equals rights means equal lefts
[–]FB_EYE 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once had these 2 guys who were twins and shorter then me trying to fight me I didn't know what to do. So I just pushed one away and grabbed the leg of the other and did a spin around and eventually they stopped.
[–]parabola1984 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So now she brings up biology how convenient
[–]NPC808 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's not even just physical fights. these pieces of shit think there are zero consequences to absolutely anything they do.
[–]LunaTheNightmare 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THESE HANDS BI-SEXUAL
[–]Mr_Ted_Stickle 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal lefts and equal rights
[–]ShivasKratom3 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If guys are stronger than girls doesn’t that ruin the whole transgender agreement? So you have to be transphobic
[–]wicknest 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On one hand they demand equality between men and women for every little thing, but in moments like this, they conveniently say that men are biologically stronger, which is admitting that men and women can't be equal the way they demand to be. Complete lack of awareness.
[–]nickel_yeti 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh no. That last one at the bottom says e for everyone, let’s hope he doesn’t have kids..
[–]33333_others 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like fisting both too
[–]Nuttin_Up 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If a girl hits a man because who knows why; 1. You have shitty parents. 2. You're are a bunny boiling personality disordered psycho who is emotionally unstable, a substance abuser, a chick who "enjoys her sexuality" and can't keep a job for any longer than a year.
E: a word
female hypoagency
[–]BlueIsRetarded 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why capitalise the word "shitty"?
[–]AoyamaSpanner 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wdym wAMeN r StRonGeR dEn mEn
Everyone wants equal rights til it's time for equal lefts
[–]Wikibelt 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t pick fights with stronger opponents? I wouldn’t know, I’m a male and have no input in how a man should defend himself😂
[–]joelwinsagain 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's transphobic to assume she's a girl
[–]Moviesman8 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she knows guys and girls aren't equals, but also picks fights with dudes knowing she will lose?
[–]hachiko007 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that cunt. It has nothing to do with stronger. It is about abuse. Does that mean kids can hit their parents because parents are stronger? Stupid cunt. Such a hypocrite too. Are women equal, or are men stronger? I guarantee this bitch is all for women being in the military and police because they are "equals."
[–]Nuggetmilk51 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But remember to use restraint. If a push will suffice don't Batista bomb her.
[–]tylersprice 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
equal rights? equal lefts!
[–]wildlough62 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how the person who wrote "Rated E for everyone" is rated R.
Something ain't right here.
[–]Zaanix 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yoooo, "These hands bisexual" and "Rated E for everyone" I'm liking these.
[–]sadowsentry 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If your parents raised you to believe that you should just take a beating and not defend yourself because of your sex, you have shitty parents.
[–]4gg_Spark 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet the guy was feeling gender fluid at the time of slappage, thus you cannot use the stronger physique card lady.
[–]matchfan 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Taking advantage of the idea that guys are stronger and shouldn’t hit back, and using that advantage to assault a guy without repercussion, is also not equality.
[–]Cheesehead413 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BOOM BOOM out go the lights
[–]a_aniq 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how dare you assume my gender?!!! 😠
👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
[–]ZombieSlayyer10 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People like these make me the sexist that i am
[–]raw_testosterone 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay but if it’s an obvious play punch or she’s understandably pissed then take that shit. If it’s an actual punch intended for a fight then go for it king
Yeah bears are stronger than humans, too. That's why I don't go around hitting them.
[–]TwitchRangeboii 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate fortnite egirls
[–]Cyber888Unity 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And this is why I love being gender fluid....sigh
[–]scooooobydooooooo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i really hope that bitch hits the wrong guy &gets KO
[–]wot0 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slazer sounds like the kind of entitled bitch who thinks she can assault people and get away with it and cry victim when someone defends themselves.
[–]AdalKatze 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!
[–]JuanWithTheDeagle 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least crop out the watermark damn
[–]DoneThree 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hammer of justice is unisex!
I FUNNY.CO
[–]jojofan69420 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These cunts, if you don’t want men to hit you, don’t hit them!
[–]CrustyHoboSex 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont pick unequal fights retard
[–]dovakin123489 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You see, my hands are trans but the rest of me is not. That’s a thing right? If it’s not your a bigot!
these hands bisexual
[–]ESadiker 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does "Rated E for everyone" means?
[–]BitchYeet69 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my sweet child, is that an ifunny.co watermark in my realm?
[–]Cobraegg 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ifunny watermark hurts
[–]gofortheko 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh I just wrestle them and take them down, if a hand brushes a titty and rubs an ass cheek, thats completely incidental.
[–]wolfwonder49 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that a, ifunny water mark. Motherfu-
[–]nani-theheck 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i f u n n y . c o
[–]Cholo_Baggins69 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's about to catch these women's rights, AND lefts
[–]Skyhawk6600 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If she wants to hit you like a man she should take it like a man
[–]reditguy117 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I SPOT AN IFUNNY.CO WATER MARKKKKK
[–]nkonkleksp 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
iFunny watermark..
[–]PapaTachancla 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ifunny watermark ruined it
[+]Jason_Hudsonn -18 points-17 points-16 points 6 years ago (38 children) | Copy Link
I generally agree, but have to play the devil's advocate here for a second. If a girl slaps a guy, hitting her back with full force is hardly justified. If your punch can literally kill someone when you hit them in the face with full force and they knock their head on the ground, you have to be more a bit more reserved with how you use your fists. Though a good, hard slap would be justified.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns
[+]Jason_Hudsonn -19 points-18 points-17 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Ok, Psycho.
[–]GenericCanineDusty 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
says the person who says girls can slap and beat people and get off scot free.
I like how you assume women are these fragile snowflakes, when like, quite a few of them are stronger than men.
[+]Jason_Hudsonn -7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Maybe try actually reading my comment shithead.
[–]goldox70 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
ok white knight
[–]Jason_Hudsonn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
oK wHiTe KnIgHt
[–]GenericCanineDusty 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Ok white knight
[–]Spazz-ya-nan -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Okay incel.
[–]GenericCanineDusty 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Ok whiteknight # 2
[–]degenerate661 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he did, fuckface
Just use adequate force bro
If you touch me imma touch you. And I'm not gonna make it comfortable for you cause I don't want you to touch me again.
[–]Ragelord7274 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not being a psycho that's being an angry person who's angry because someone hit them
[–]Nybaz 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I think that nobody wants to hit with full force after being slapped. I d just slap back with adequate force
[–]Coooba147 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
is there a way to measure slap force lol
[–]Nybaz 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know about you, but I have the ability to calibrate my strength in my actions
[–]Coooba147 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What looks like a light punch for you can be painful for some other person I know it because I have a younger brother lol. I was just curious about the "slap back with adequate force" because I always seem to hit him harder than it looks for me so the "punch force" is subjective I guess
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, are u saying man shouldn't hit women at all, when man got slapped?
I'm pretty sure that even in self defense, you can still go to jail for using excessive force.
[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's no point. This sub is for teenaged boys and their adult counterparts to fantasize about doing consequence-free violence to women in increasingly misogynistic circlejerks. It starts at "equal rights, equal fights" and leaps straights to "no more equal rights, but lets keep the fights". It's one of the most powerless power fantasies around.
[–]Jason_Hudsonn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, came to the same realization now after being subbed for a few days. Shame.
[+]Spazz-ya-nan -13 points-12 points-11 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I remember seeing a video (possibly here) the other day where a woman was pushing a guy on a bus then lightly slaps his face. He goes absolutely ham and punched her as hard as he could. It was such a disproportionate reaction.
[–]Nac82 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
But slapping him unprovoked isn't? Yall fuckers are straight sexist.
[–]Spazz-ya-nan -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
When did I say slapping him was fine? I said his reaction to it was disproportionate. If a child runs into your leg you don’t curb stomp it. If a cat scratches you don’t launch it across the room. Stop strawmanning me and actually read my comment.
[–]Nac82 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I never said you said it was fine. I said how is slapping not a disproportionate reaction.
Why can't redditors read fucking forums properly? Do you know what a strawman is? Because asking you a question about how action 1 is different from action 2 isn't that.
[–]Spazz-ya-nan -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You aren’t making sense. Try and formulate a coherent argument. The woman barely slapped the man in this video, and he begins punching her extremely hard and holding her down to the seat while he continuously strikes her. That is not a proportionate reaction to a light slap and some weak pushes.
[–]Nac82 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
But a slap is a proportionate reaction to conversation? Lol
It's pretty coherent if you learn how to fucking read first.
[–]Spazz-ya-nan -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Of course a slap isn’t a proportionate reaction. I never said it was, nor implied as much. I thought it was pretty clear that I oppose people hitting others. You’ve just completely missed the point of my argument like a complete autist.
[–]Nac82 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You directly implied it when you didn't take issue with her disproportionate reaction but took issue with his. This is called bias and is a direct result of you being sexist.
[–]Spazz-ya-nan -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn’t imply it at all, learn what charitable interpretation is, you cretin.
[+]huckster235 -7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I struggle with this one. Getting hit does not automatically make it ok to hit back. Is the girl actually a threat? Then by all means, wreck her.
But 99% of the time a girl is smaller, not very strong, and doesn't know how to throw a punch. I'm a very large powerlifter who used to box. I'm not going to demolish a girl just because she wacks me a few times. I'd much rather restrain her. Even taking out my experience with fighting and lifting, I'd still be much bigger than women, and should only restrain them. Unless they come at me with a knife.
If a woman is physically abusive I'm better off calling the police so that they can observe me collecting my belongings (assuming we are living together) and then head to the court house to file a restraining order.
Now if it's a woman hurting kids or something, she gon get it.
Edit: Jeez didn't know stating I won't destroy a girl if I'm not threatened would get me downvoted....
[–]pmannyy 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you punch me, you’ll eat one back. Slap me you’ll get one back, regardless of gender barring infants and geriatrics. But I won’t beat a woman mercilessly, only smack some sense in her, while recording
[–]fail_daily -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can we all just agree that most men are not three time stronger than most women? So on the third hit, you get to send one back? That's what I see in most videos anyway
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