What to do once I’m at a girl from tinders dorm

Bojuric · 2021-12-07T02:46:38+00:00

Bring a documentary about nazi occultism and talk the whole time in a german accent.

the_boss_jos007 · 2021-12-06T23:48:42+00:00

Is not hard. You go in talk about wherever and when the moment is right (read the room), kiss her, keep making out. See how she reacts. If she is really into it, keep moving forward, grab her ass, etc. Then have sex. Lol.

HyakuShichifukujin · 2021-12-07T00:45:08+00:00

Once you break the kiss barrier the rest is pretty easy, just keep escalating one step at a time.

As for how to do that, there is no perfect moment or perfect strategy, you just have to do it. It’s ok if you’re nervous, I used to be shit at it too, but after a few times with a few girls it’ll be second nature.

One thing that might help though is, when you want to go for it: look her in the eyes, then look at her lips, then back at her eyes. Do that a few times and if she does the same or just smiles and giggles, or does basically anything positive, just go for it.

bojack_horsemam · 2021-12-07T02:12:12+00:00

Hit her with a club on the back of the head and carry her back to your cave oonga boonga style

Mog_Melm · 2021-12-07T00:53:53+00:00

Wear a condom. That's all I've got. This is where we all see if you're the sort who "couldn't get laid in a whore house". We're cheering for you!

Smokinghot19 · 2021-12-07T01:34:30+00:00

Sit close to her and keep physical touch consistent and it will naturally progress from there

IlikeFOODmeLikeFOOD · 2021-12-06T23:29:47+00:00

You take a large stone with you and show her how far you can throw it. She'll take her pants off right away

roakmamba · 2021-12-07T03:17:51+00:00

Punch a wall to show off youre alpha and burp. She'll get wet and drop her panties. Or just sit next to her and say "you got something on your lip" and kiss her.

Busamang · 2021-12-07T02:28:48+00:00

College... I'd prolly ask her if she has any alcohol or what she likes to drink. Bring that. Pour out a shot or two nothing too crazy. Maybe put a movie on, get the lights down low. Put your hand on her leg, see how she reacts. Nudge in for a kiss at some point. The more you make out the more you know she's into you so if she keeps kissing, your dicks coming out at some point.

If she has roommates or friends there, try a game or something instead of the movie. Not monopoly something like Jenga or twister so it's fun/ interactive.

When I was in the dorms all I remember doing was drinking during everything, movies, games and sex. Drinking wasn't allowed in the dorms but its all we did either way. Just sayen.

UnknownWolf719 · 2021-12-07T02:18:07+00:00

Do a backflip

willgo-waggins · 2021-12-07T01:53:38+00:00

Eye contact! Casual banter. TOUCH!

JLidii · 2021-12-07T04:32:45+00:00

Small, playful talk for 10-15 min > get touchy > go in for kiss > kiss on neck and other places while escalating > take off clothes > fuck > leave

SuaveFuck · 2021-12-07T02:38:37+00:00

as long as you fart loudly when you're with her, you'll be alright.

make sure its the loudest ever ripped!

remember: always listen to strangers on the internet.

AdDesperate2498 · 2021-12-07T02:55:52+00:00

Make some microwave popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of the bag...

DepotDestroyer · 2021-12-07T03:03:20+00:00

Play with her butt hole

dinosaurios · 2021-12-07T03:37:05+00:00

Pro tip: clip your fingernails and use only a single spray of cologne.

Simp4Aurelius · 2021-12-07T02:35:51+00:00

Just kiss her. Back when I was a teenager and in my early 20’s the very MOMENT I became sure a girl liked me I went in for a kiss. Didn’t matter where we were or what we were doing. I had a lot of success with women doing that. The last couple years I’ve been affected by the whole “man making the first move without verbal consent and then checking in 6 times is rape” movement so I’ve stopped doing that, and I’ve had a lot less success as a result. That seems to be fading away now, I rarely see comments like that anymore. Women seem genuinely distressed men aren’t making the first move anymore so I think it’s safe to go back to the old ways.

But yeah, you already know what she wants. So just go kiss her. If she’s dancing around and being weird, that puts you in a tough spot but I promise you if you don’t make the move you’re going to walk out of there feeling like the biggest wuss and loser. So just go for it.

SenorPuff · 2021-12-07T04:25:10+00:00

👉👌

mastamixa · 2021-12-07T04:32:00+00:00

Just go lay on her bed and ask if she wants to watch something then when she lays down next to you put your arm around her while she’s laying down so she cuddles up next to you then while the show or whatever is playing slowly start feeling her up and then whenever it feels right just look at her and when she looks back kiss her. Then you’re home free my guy just escalate from there

kafkaesque3 · 2021-12-07T11:57:59+00:00

Pardon my ignorance, but what's tinders dorm?

2021-12-07T02:46:51+00:00

Beat advice I can give is to not try to have sex at all, it always happens when you don’t care if it happens.

Just read the room and go in for a kiss when it feels right lol. After that your home free

2021-12-07T04:21:43+00:00

Do as much in the time you have. Remember foreplay. Always keep your partner in mind.

Odins-child · 2021-12-07T04:34:17+00:00

You both know why you’re there, so be straight forward about it. Don’t be a dick and just go for it but be polite and compliment her on whatever it is about her that you find attractive. If she doesn’t make the first move don’t be afraid to make it yourself. If it looks like she wants to make small talk before getting to to the fun stuff don’t be a cock and shut her down. Go with it and when it comes time to fuck, there will be a little connection that will make sex a lot more fun. And for the love of sweet buttery jesus, ask her her do’s and don’ts, meaning what she likes and what she doesn’t like.

Disturbed_Aidan · 2021-12-07T07:48:39+00:00

Trust your instincts

“Use the Force, Luke!

Let go, Luke.”

MeteoraRed · 2021-12-07T10:46:37+00:00

Most important part is she must feel wet when you are there ! So seduction begins the moment you enter her room: Some tips:

-Smell really good.

Well groomed hair and beard
Dominant body language she must feel you will be
ramming her real hard in sometime.

-Biggest turn on would be your confidence level, you must impart it.

So well groomed good smelling dominant you will be entering in her dorm she's already bit turned on, now will talk and escalate it by making out out softly then she her reciprocation , of she reciprocates well then bang...bang.

Woujo · 2021-12-07T13:59:38+00:00

From reading this thread it is clear that most guys in this subreddit have no idea how to act around women and their only answers are joke answers.

rwalsh138 · 2021-12-07T21:49:24+00:00

Just hang out, have fun, make her laugh.

Remember this though: DO NOT FREEZE UP when the moment is right. She obviously wants to hook up, so don't be nervous. I've done this with girls, and totally blew it.

Cozy up to her, sitting close enough that your legs are touching. After a while, if the vibe is right, you can do the "kiss test" to see if she is ready to kiss you. How to do this: While you're talking to her close, glance down at her lips a few times, then look back into her eyes. If she also looks at your lips, she is saying she's ready to be kissed. Good luck!

Soberskate9696 · 2021-12-07T07:21:46+00:00

"Yo you got a stereo??"

Blasts Slayer

PuempelsPurpose · 2021-12-07T01:53:32+00:00

Just be relaxed, hug her hello, give a kiss on the cheek if it feels natural. If you're watching something with her, nudge her, bump shoulders, just be playful and relaxed. Grow more touchy, stare her in the eyes, kiss her, and then just go from there.

neoda1 · 2021-12-07T04:01:32+00:00

Just try it out man and let it all be natural and work on it after you see how you do

burncushlikewood · 2021-12-07T06:04:27+00:00

Ahh break the touch barrier see how she reacts, only advice I can give. Tinder isn't really my strong suit

Bfb38 · 2021-12-07T09:18:13+00:00

Ask her if you can kiss her and then slowly escalate. Communication is a skill that you will need to actively develop

Rocket_Man_1957 · 2021-12-07T11:08:50+00:00

Tell her she looks hot and ask for the bedroom!

2021-12-07T11:08:52+00:00

If she wants to have sex... you’ll have sex. Females plan this shit, way better than dudes. Just don’t do some overly dumb shit.

And bring a condom... or a pack

tattoo_fairy · 2021-12-07T12:06:06+00:00

Start with a massage….

ExquisiteGrowth · 2021-12-07T12:07:22+00:00

With direct eye contact “You wanna make out” hasn’t failed me yet.

Obviously say this after you’ve had some flirting and touch accomplished.

Hope last night went well for u

KittyTittyCommitee · 2021-12-07T13:28:54+00:00

Make sure you don’t leave without her having an orgasm. If that means you don’t get to cum, then that’s the sacrifice you make.

2021-12-07T13:44:47+00:00

Maybe go for a nice meal first?

Indianbro · 2021-12-07T15:00:12+00:00

bring alcohol/music, netflix/chill, vibe, hookup. that simple

PaintingForeign5221 · 2021-12-07T00:35:05+00:00

Just tell her you're getting back into the dating scene. Sit wherever y'all are gonna do something. Flirt a bit. Drink a bit. Then get closer (slowly). Or look up videos on escalation.

tellythesloot · 2021-12-06T22:58:16+00:00

Ask her if you need to take a number or if you're up

omegam4n · 2021-12-07T05:09:08+00:00

Wtf is tinder's dorm room?

viajo · 2021-12-07T16:43:36+00:00

Are you familiar with the Naked Man? It works 2/3 times

creativeoutlaw44 · 2021-12-07T02:33:07+00:00

Don't hook up with her if you're not into her. There are plenty of other women in the world, and fucking isn't the goblet of fire. It really isn't, and the sex will be lousy if you don't find her attractive in some sense.

Read the room, hang out for a bit, make her laugh. Have a drink if it's available. If you make eye contact for longer than a couple seconds, go in for the kiss. Should progress naturally from there.

If you're a virgin, then just don't do it. It'll be way too awkward and it's not worth it.

Wear a condom when interacting with strange.

SavageMakaveli · 2021-12-07T02:18:08+00:00

U should tell her that you're not experienced and that you've never done it before. And then ask her if she can teach u. She'll probably like that

dsmith2003 · 2021-12-07T11:41:25+00:00

literally just tell her bro. if anything it will make her a lil more excited

inKritix · 2021-12-07T13:47:32+00:00

Do it like pornhub showed us

Emperorm2 · 2021-12-07T14:01:37+00:00

Sit close. Maintain strong eye contact and flirt. Start slow by pulling your self closer and closer on the couch. Then, touch her on places that she might not be comfortable like shoulders. If she responds well, brush her hair off her face. If she responds well to that, go for the kiss. Once you get the kiss, sex is right around the corner.

YetzirahToAhssiah · 2021-12-07T15:17:13+00:00

I just keep it simmering... I haven't asked to have sex recently, she always asks me. And I keep making her wait.

Just keep it simmering, dude. Keep making out with her, touching her body in all the right ways, and let her beg for it.

Kevinclimbstrees · 2021-12-07T16:10:03+00:00

Smash

Title	What to do once I’m at a girl from tinders dorm
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Date	December 6, 2021 10:55 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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