Would you rather be temporarily stranded on an island with a bear, or with a woman who has a history of making false rape allegations?

ICheckPostHistory · 2024-05-03T01:09:46+00:00

Bear. I can trust and communicate with a rational and honest bear.

Grand-Juggernaut6937 · 2024-05-03T01:27:59+00:00

The statistics say the bear is less likely to attack me so I’m gonna go with the bear

regarding_my_person · 2024-05-03T01:25:50+00:00

would i take the chance at making a lifetime buddy or a nagging chick who’s gonna berate me and be of no use. I’m taking the bear

Corran_Halcyon · 2024-05-03T02:20:03+00:00

Bear. I will either befriend the bear or fight for survival. Regardless my life and the outcome of my stay on that island are far better than spending that time with that quality of a woman.

SetophagaPalmarum · 2024-05-03T05:07:52+00:00

If a woman could falsely accuse you, it's likely that she could also murder you.

Women probably have as much murderous ideation as men; that they are responsible for fewer murders comes down to the fact that they don't need to do the dirty work, and that they have many more avenues of revenge open to them. If the man and woman were stranded, the woman would be on an equal playing field with the man: socially powerless, without a support system, and without the zealous men in which she could instil a rage. She would have no need for a false accusation--she would simply murder him.

aerial_coitus · 2024-05-03T00:54:18+00:00

I would take the bear permanently over a woman any day of the week.

WeEatBabies · 2024-05-03T00:57:11+00:00

The only good answer to this is : "What kind of bear?"

Polar : I take the feminist.

Grizzly : I'm gonna risk it with the feminist.

Brown or black : Give me the bear!

Neko404 · 2024-05-03T04:07:57+00:00

I am gonna go with the bear. The bear will likely kill me. But I might be able to kill the bear and have some protein to eat.

Electronic-Zombie-50 · 2024-05-03T03:14:47+00:00

The woman.

I can't kill a bear and it's just minding it's business doing bear things. The bitch was ruining families until she had an accident on the island and couldn't save her. Really heartbroken.

DrDalenQuaice · 2024-05-03T04:43:29+00:00

Definitely the beer

Uncle_Touchy1987 · 2024-05-03T00:55:47+00:00

Woman. Way easier to hunt, harvest, clean and cook. Less risk of parasites too.

Oh wait, temporarily, like, rescue in a few days or?

Admirable__Panda · 2024-05-03T01:22:15+00:00

Can't wait to see pseudo-feminists lose their shit over this

frasoftw · 2024-05-03T02:03:42+00:00

The bear will only expect me to feed it once. 🤷

Newbosterone · 2024-05-03T00:36:20+00:00

Well the bear is probably prettier and less contentious.

Mayurbarmera · 2024-05-03T03:49:21+00:00

The bear

theflamingskull · 2024-05-03T06:42:46+00:00

The bear won't cause me to go to prison.

Jay-Ames · 2024-05-03T07:46:52+00:00

I already spent time in jail for false allegations. The only thing you can do is just sit there and take it.

So from experience I know that the bear i at least have a chance to escape.

Codename-18 · 2024-05-03T08:30:39+00:00

Bears are less likely to use the state to inflict violence by proxy. I'll pick the bear

hefty_load_o_shite · 2024-05-03T00:27:30+00:00

The woman. Who the fuck is she going to go make allegations to, Barry? We're in a fucking desert island

Conscious-Average-23 · 2024-05-03T01:09:56+00:00

The bear will be quiet and not say annoying shit.

Expensive-Bid9426 · 2024-05-03T03:20:35+00:00

Bear

stupuff · 2024-05-03T03:33:52+00:00

the bear

Spiritual-Angle-1224 · 2024-05-03T05:47:49+00:00

I’d rather choose a quicker yet painful death with my dignity in check than a mentally and spiritually torturing death with the memory of me tarnished forever.

Glittering_Thanks391 · 2024-05-03T08:37:57+00:00

Beer🍺

mr_j_12 · 2024-05-03T08:49:48+00:00

Bear. Not dealing with false allegation bullshit of any type. 😂

Bolster66 · 2024-05-03T09:48:00+00:00

I would rather be on an island with a bear, atleast then I won't get my life ruined and go to prison for entirely false allegations- not to mention having my family likely hate me too for such allegations.

smartdude_x13m · 2024-05-03T10:58:40+00:00

Bear; I'd rather be mauled to death than have my reputation tarnished,and get sent to prison for nothing....

kevinmh222 · 2024-05-03T01:06:20+00:00

Woman. Were on a stranded island. Idgaf what she says

YourInnerShadow · 2024-05-03T02:00:24+00:00

I would always take a bear over a woman, because the bear couldn't emotionally abuse me for months or years, and then when I finally defend myself in anger, by raising my voice, the bear will play the victim and oust me out of our friend groups.

espositojoe · 2024-05-03T03:54:10+00:00

I'll take the bear. At least there's a chance it won't kill me.

ChocolateFantastic · 2024-05-03T04:47:56+00:00

Bear I can kill it and make a nice fur parka or muk Luks from its fur or have a loyal companion if it doesn’t try to kill me but if it does I’m making its fur into warm clothes

WealthFriendly · 2024-05-03T08:03:31+00:00

Even if she didn't make false allegations, bear.

AtemAndrew · 2024-05-03T08:22:29+00:00

Bear. If I die, I die. If I get accused, the rest of my life's hell.

skyarix · 2024-05-03T12:07:43+00:00

Doesn’t even need to be a woman who has a history, just look at how many women think all men are rapists, murderers or worse? No idea what you’d be accused of if you stranded alone with one.

Plus, statistically thousands of men are killed by women every year, compared to one or less fatal bear attacks a year. Just borrowing their logic. So yeah, a woman is way more dangerous than a bear.

The_Local_Rapier · 2024-05-03T16:36:00+00:00

Bear. Statistically safer. I know more women who have made false allegations than I do men who have raped people

Visible-Meringue-738 · 2024-05-03T05:06:11+00:00

The woman, because there'd be nobody else on the island who'd listen to her bullshit, thus completely neutralising the threat. And, atleast I'll have a clown for entertainment.

kkkan2020 · 2024-05-03T03:29:32+00:00

option C i'll take my chances swimming for help

mrsclaw89 · 2024-05-03T05:31:39+00:00

Men, please say bear.

OTRR9 · 2024-05-03T06:43:25+00:00

A bear because if worst comes to the worst, I can kill it and have food for days till the rescue crew come get me. I don't eat humans so a woman would be useless and I also don't want to be falsely accused of a crime I didn't commit. That would make me very sad.

HelpfulViolinist3562 · 2024-05-03T06:47:45+00:00

Depending on how long I can befriend the bear, plus I'd feel bad about having to kill and eat it for survival. Can't say the same thing about the woman.

LateDream · 2024-05-03T08:57:53+00:00

I'd rather be with the bear. I can either dodge it or figure out how to get along with it.

Hello-there-yes-you · 2024-05-03T10:05:11+00:00

Unironically a bear.

Dependent_Sun7558 · 2024-05-03T10:06:29+00:00

I get the bear

Nihilistic_Mermaid · 2024-05-03T11:08:05+00:00

Perhaps with careful steps I could tame the bear by feeding it and form a symbiotic relationship allowing me to one day ride the bear as an awesome mount. Also animals show unconditional love so I'd pick them over a human any day.

So I'm taking the bear.

Sushiki · 2024-05-03T11:14:35+00:00

Ouch, sad to see some people here basically saying they'd choose bear over any woman. That's basically hypocritical.

Like some people are clearly making jokes and that's fine but some sound deadly out of touch.

I agree tho with this statement: at least the bear won't make an accusation after we are rescued.

Odd_Many_9570 · 2024-05-03T12:58:20+00:00

Meh I would choose the woman, but pretend to be gay! No false allegations for me! Gotta cheat the cheater

theSilentNerd · 2024-05-03T13:04:47+00:00

I know what bears do with skinny guys, I'll have 2 bears please

KillGynocentrism · 2024-05-03T16:41:04+00:00

It's a lot easier to wave a stick in the air and scare a bear away than it is to give half of your life savings to a parasite.

Celeborn2001 · 2024-05-03T16:57:33+00:00

If I get off that island I’m fucked either way lmao

Sir_Spectacular · 2024-05-03T17:32:54+00:00

I'd go with the woman. Sure she'd report me, but when the cops come to arrest me, they'll hopefully give me a free lift off the desert island too.

Extreme_Spread9636 · 2024-05-03T12:50:09+00:00

What is the point of this sort of question? Getting back at them?

griii2 · 2024-05-03T14:22:43+00:00

Stop aping feminist nonsense.

Recording_Important · 2024-05-03T03:06:01+00:00

The bear would be more useful than the woman

throwawayoldaolcd · 2024-05-03T04:18:44+00:00

Woman. Someone has to prevent her from ruining people’s lives. I’ll attempt it.

Icehonesty · 2024-05-03T14:59:48+00:00

Bears are tough to kill, so I’d go for the woman, who’d be much easier to kill. All alone on an island, a drowning wouldn’t cause much suspicion. I’d love a nice island break all alone.

Ok-Visit6553 · 2024-05-03T07:19:25+00:00

Mods, some problematic comments have materialised here (downvoted), please remove these before some larpers see those and report the whole group out to oblivion.

Status-Ride9751 · 2024-05-03T05:21:33+00:00

A bear

Evening-Bus7792 · 2024-05-03T07:06:53+00:00

The question was never men with a history of being a rapist. It was just "being a man".Nothing else.

So like for like: bear or woman. Not woman with a history. Just your average lass.

Given that she could easily lie and society would just beleive precious little princess.

Ill take the bear

I'll get ripped apart.

I'll rather the fast death of the bear than that blow death of my reputation.

tvwatcherguy · 2024-05-03T07:21:37+00:00

Guys it's just unresolved trauma based anger from people who don't understand how probability works. Please try not let such things bother you. Live your life.

Limonlesscello · 2024-05-03T09:00:49+00:00

Is the Bear Gay? 🤣

redditisfacist3 · 2024-05-03T09:27:21+00:00

How big is the island and what kind of bear

VecnaIsErebos · 2024-05-03T09:46:40+00:00

I'd take the bear over any human, male or female. Have you seen their adorable ears??

MisterHonkeySkateets · 2024-05-03T10:31:06+00:00

Heh heh heh!

You guys! Stahp!!!

Stairwayunicorn · 2024-05-03T10:59:32+00:00

at least I wont starve

TessaBrooding · 2024-05-03T11:19:04+00:00

Are these answers purposefuly just as stupid and hateful as the other side’s or are they genuine responses?

Serious_Eggplant8792 · 2024-05-03T13:45:07+00:00

Bear bear bear bear I can survive the bear if large enough island .

PocketSandOfTime-69 · 2024-05-03T14:45:49+00:00

How big is the bear?

lIIllIIIll · 2024-05-03T15:25:50+00:00

Bear.

I'll hide in a tree until the bear kills something and eats it. Then I'll take the leftovers.

2fatforthat · 2024-05-03T15:26:55+00:00

Kill the bear, eat it, wear it's fur when you're cold.

ArmeniusLOD · 2024-05-03T15:57:15+00:00

You know, I was thinking of an animal vs. woman comparison like this last night. I came up with pack of wolves vs. woman. With the pack of wolves you'll at least be spared a false rape accusation from being alone in the woods ruining your life, while your life we'll be over rather quickly with the wolves while providing life-giving sustenance to them.

bezm12 · 2024-05-03T16:30:20+00:00

The bear wouldn't ruin my life so ill definitely choose the bear.

EnflureDeSinge · 2024-05-03T16:35:17+00:00

Eh, puss is puss

_friends_theme_song_ · 2024-05-03T14:44:58+00:00

As a woman still the bear, women that make false allegations are why most rape kits never even make it to the lab to be tested

omfgsrin · 2024-05-03T08:01:48+00:00

Bear. I can leave the bear alone, and the bear will leave me alone. Eventually, the bear and I might form a bond. I can then fish with said bear. And when the bear passes away, I can wear its pelt and its skull.

salinestill · 2024-05-03T10:39:55+00:00

Hahaha oh man. Bears sure rattled you lot.

Amalthia_the_Lady · 2024-05-03T11:58:11+00:00

I'm a woman...and I'm still going to go with the bear. There's only three imaginable outcomes with the bear.

I couldn't handle being in a solitary situation with that much narcissism.

Charming-Royal-6566 · 2024-05-03T09:56:18+00:00

I would choose a woman considering the odds of survival are way higher

DopeRoninthatsmokes · 2024-05-03T12:19:15+00:00

I’m gonna say the woman because maybe this time she’ll have a real tale to tell💀

David-Metty · 2024-05-03T05:07:03+00:00

The woman. If we are on a deserted island, she isn’t going to be pulling any of that flakey bullshit.

BeRad_NZ · 2024-05-03T05:47:14+00:00

Bear meat is full of parasites soooo……

plaudite_cives · 2024-05-03T06:28:13+00:00

stranded on an island? Woman of course - for an accusation you need the public willing to listen and believe.

Ok-Visit5628 · 2024-05-03T01:34:04+00:00

It's a island who is she gonna making false rape allegations to? So lett her scream and again it's a island whit water around, so she could scream as I gently hold her head under water 😈 Hope that comment is not to bad 😇

itnotmyfaultyouregay · 2024-05-03T04:43:38+00:00

I’d choose the woman. Finally, something positive would come from my ED.

Title	Would you rather be temporarily stranded on an island with a bear, or with a woman who has a history of making false rape allegations?
Author	ImNotAPersonAnymore
Upvotes	338
Comments	134
Date	May 3, 2024 12:24 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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