So my exwife is disaster prone, especially when she gets behind the wheel. We've been divorced for a few years and she didn't get alimony, and pay a small amount in CS because we have 50/50 custody.

In divorce, she wasn't working, tried to do the CS calculator with her having $0 income. Judge gave her imputed income of minimum wage 40 hours. So CS was minor.

18 months post divorce? Flat broke. She tried to put in a new CS modification request to the court, again putting her income down as zero. Judge threw it out. So she finally got a job.

Fast forward to this week? She totaled her car (again!). Got 3 tickets for it, one for the crash, one for the no registration, and one for the no insurance. Her mom cosigned for her on that loan and they owe like twenty grand on it. Ah well, not my problem.

So what is her solution to this new financial crisis? She texted me that she needs to increase my child support to her because "with inflation, everything is so expensive now!" And then she offered, "We don't have to go to court, you can just pay me more."

I. Think. Not.