I don't have a good title this is just hilarious

Jinxhourglass · 2021-02-25T00:24:11+00:00

Don’t settle for butt crumbs ladies 👏

questcequunefemme · 2021-02-25T01:31:11+00:00

Before this subreddit, i didn't even know men didn't wipe their asses. The ignorance definitely was bliss...

_nylea · 2021-02-25T02:10:25+00:00

Okay I was not expecting the music to hit me like that

I’m in tears 🤣

Colour_riot · 2021-02-25T01:36:43+00:00

Yup, at least as a single woman I don't have to deal with skid marks on the toilet bowl (HOW do they always manage to leave these?) + the farting at night. How dare scrotes threaten us with not having that!

nb. I always made him clean up after himself but it's nasty to go into the toilet, see that, and then holler at him to get over here and deal with it.

AudacityofToads · 2021-02-25T01:30:26+00:00

I'm dead 💀

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-02-25T03:01:13+00:00

The music makes it so hilarious!

Sekina7 · 2021-02-25T11:55:40+00:00

It’s the deadpan delivery and dramatic music placement for me 🤪😂🤣😂.

Throwawayrightaway28 · 2021-02-25T04:25:42+00:00

This generation is straight crushing these pathetic scrotes!

Cool-Fill9819 · 2021-02-25T01:10:45+00:00

Women are hilarious! I love it.

imsorryimtoocanadian · 2021-02-25T01:44:36+00:00

i had a boyfriend when i was in university. i was living in a shared house, where two of my roomies had cats. the cats were free to go in and out of my room & i'd often find them on my white-sheeted bed. i then noticed brown smeared spots on my bed. i immediately thought it was likely the cats. annoyed that i was doing the laundry more often and having to throw out my sheets if it was bad - i kept my room door closed when i wasn't home. but of course, closing my room door was of no help. why? because it was my boyfriend with the hygiene skills that is less of a cat. when we would have sex & i was on top, i guess it would spread his cheeks and my poor sheets gained the mark of that. it took me finally catching it right after we had sex to realize it was my boyfriend's fault.

my ex boyfriend's inability to properly wipe his butt, left poop stains on my bed.

TheFinalGirl_21 · 2021-02-25T03:51:05+00:00

This music! Lol!

wolf_town · 2021-02-25T14:19:37+00:00

Men need to learn to wipe until it’s white, or buy a bidet 😂

smart-tart23 · 2021-02-25T03:55:52+00:00

SAVAGE!!! Here for it.

asortedpickles · 2021-02-25T12:01:14+00:00

I love her

owlette26 · 2021-02-25T04:01:41+00:00

OMG this is hilarious 🤣

lessadessa · 2021-02-25T03:08:38+00:00

Fucking. Dead.

Ikalsaurus · 2021-02-25T08:54:16+00:00

[Serious] Why is it common in America to just use tissue to clean their asses. Is water a scarce resource there? In asian countries people use water and soap to wash their ass. For a 1st world country, America has not advance in ass cleaning.

d-xoxo · 2021-02-25T02:49:10+00:00

I am dead!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The timing of the music, the deadpan humor of it all--whew!!!!

SpicyScroteRoastery · 2021-02-25T09:46:31+00:00

I'm so proud of this generation lol, savages.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-02-25T21:59:39+00:00

I love her

RacePinkBlack · 2021-02-25T16:37:13+00:00

The most frustrating thing about this is how accurate it is.

RevealerofDarkness · 2021-02-25T12:39:35+00:00

I like a rbf with a active b attitude :)))

AstraeaOfJustice · 2021-02-25T00:57:06+00:00

What I want to know, is who dates these dirty men? Wouldn't they notice he's gross before accepting a date? I must be super lucky because none of the men I've ever dated had bad hygiene. I think you can look at a person and tell if they take care of themselves.

hackerboi · 2021-02-25T09:25:31+00:00

lol ! hilarious

sugarplumcutie · 2021-02-25T08:35:35+00:00

Really chose violence with this one💀💀

idiopathictendencies · 2021-02-25T05:40:59+00:00

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-02-25T16:01:24+00:00

I can't stop thinking about this and laughing to myself, it's so funny

Myfaceisamessbruh · 2021-02-25T06:08:14+00:00

LMAO

astrawberryfrog · 2021-02-25T05:30:48+00:00

ohmylord her timing is hilarious 😅

karabnp · 2021-02-25T03:43:56+00:00

LOVE HER.💕 Savage.

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Title	I don't have a good title this is just hilarious
Author	dembar126
Upvotes	2700
Comments	84
Date	February 25, 2021 12:08 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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