LVM example

chateauduchat · 2020-08-25T02:18:47+00:00

☠️☠️☠️ that was perfection sis.

whatprettygirlwhere · 2020-08-25T02:50:45+00:00

Wow why is he even trying to date if this is his attitude 🙄

Great response!! 👏

Nat_at_all · 2020-08-25T03:35:32+00:00

EW Matthew was trash. He really THOUGH he was so cool with his bluntness. You just know that "Sorry I'm just sarcastic , I dont' mean to be mean but I guess I am to sensitive people who don't get me lolll" is just around the corner. Fuck off Matt.

msssst · 2020-08-25T03:58:40+00:00

Hi all, thanks for the support! Part 2 and 3 of my exchange with Matthew is up if you’re interested. I didn’t know how to post in the one thread 🙈

coyavenue · 2020-08-25T02:48:17+00:00

Could not have thought of a better response DAMN 🔥💯 reading this stuff motivates me to get out of bed some mornings LOL

Ketolove604 · 2020-08-25T04:38:28+00:00

Facepalm* Great comeback.

Who talks like that guy, and what kind of woman goes for that??

I'm so baffled by modern OLD.

wondertarget · 2020-08-25T03:58:07+00:00

You, I like your brain. Amazing. Keep being a feisty, fiery Goddess.

MomNateChloe · 2020-08-25T03:12:31+00:00

👏👏👏👏👏👏

saydeesalt · 2020-08-25T03:13:02+00:00

🔥🔥🔥

msssst · 2020-08-25T04:32:43+00:00

Don't get hit by the door . . . Matt, lol. (Side note: Do you feel strengthened or weakened by OLD in the long run? I did it for several months and was MUCH worse for it. Not worth it IMO. Rather meet someone in the actual world I have something in common with . . . or not. If I just want to hookup, don't need an app for that . . .)

Layla-bg · 2020-08-25T03:38:53+00:00

Perfect response 👏👏👏

Capable_Okra · 2020-08-25T07:06:58+00:00

I don't get this. Isn't your location listed at the bottom of your Bumble profile?? I get asked for my location all the time too, including on Hinge where it's at the TOP of your profile.

hikurangi2019 · 2020-08-25T02:42:46+00:00

🔥

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-25T02:57:41+00:00

Lol bye Matthew!

honeybeeroll · 2020-08-25T05:09:45+00:00

😂. Add "401k?" next time

Mountain_Nectarine_6 · 2020-08-25T03:44:22+00:00

I fucking love you. 😂😂 You’re quick! I wish I could be that quick

carameals · 2020-08-25T09:27:47+00:00

PERFECT response! ✨🏅🏆 LVM think they can get away from everything.... Oops not today mf

ErikaNaumann · 2020-08-25T11:41:43+00:00

While I usually believe we should immediately block... That answer was godamn PERFECT 😂.

riricide · 2020-08-25T11:21:45+00:00

Wow, talk about social skills. Also "I asked first" ..🤣 what is this kindergarten bs

hakunnamatatamfs · 2020-08-25T05:42:28+00:00

I think you are my cosmic sister.

CommercialCamel2 · 2020-08-25T07:54:17+00:00

What a dick. Love your response btw

ucouldahadasandwich · 2020-08-25T08:56:32+00:00

That response gave me liiiiiife! 👏 👏 👏

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-08-25T12:04:14+00:00

WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK

beatlefreak_1981 · 2020-08-25T13:18:17+00:00

Matt ya dipshit, location is on the profile for Bumble. facepalm Goodbyeeeee.

Deadfreezercat · 2020-08-25T13:58:44+00:00

Why be a decent person before you know if its feasible to get laid tonight? So practical Matthew.

2020-08-25T10:26:23+00:00

THE AUDACITY!

chainsawbobcat · 2020-08-25T11:09:45+00:00

This is fucking amazing. Yes, just yes.

2020-08-25T13:22:13+00:00

Well, agree to disagree. What’s the goal anyway? To be happy. I am happy not looking. Let me be purely pursued, chased after and convinced to go out with you, as all my happily-paired family members and friends were! I guess the difference is: I am now just looking to enjoy life. I have no end goal in mind. If that’s with someone, great. If not and I just do things I like to do with people here and there, OK. This is my life and I choose to live every day like it’s my last and wondering about another person’s existence is not how I want to spend it. I just want to get the most out of every day. So, find me, my person! I’ll be the one smiling—and not looking!

Ramauna · 2020-08-25T13:23:16+00:00

Savage I like!

2020-08-25T14:43:45+00:00

She : IQ, tax bracket, size of manhood?

He : 😶💀 * suddenly doesn't want to be straight to the point *

Anne-Lister · 2020-08-25T11:31:33+00:00

Personally I'd avoid giving him any chance to talk about his penis but otherwise 10/10

favoritesound · 2020-08-25T14:02:10+00:00

Lmao@“I asked first”

What is he, a toddler?

m00n5t0n3 · 2020-08-25T15:17:23+00:00

Omg SLAAAYYYYYY hahahaha

_mooness · 2020-08-25T16:25:16+00:00

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-08-25T16:52:42+00:00

I guess Matthew has lots of luck on OLD 🙂

galian84 · 2020-08-25T18:17:15+00:00

Love the response, well done =)

the_researcher_ · 2020-08-25T13:11:44+00:00

I think both were happy with this quick outcome.

whymenaregarbage · 2020-08-25T19:02:38+00:00

oh... no reply... :( wish he replied

JesusisKingisLord · 2020-08-25T20:39:04+00:00

Size of manhood 🤣

Title	LVM example
Author	msssst
Upvotes	908
Comments	68
Date	August 25, 2020 2:17 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ig3akz/lvm_example/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/lvm-example.211956 https://theredarchive.com/post/211956

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