Asses are only shitters.

tmone · 2021-02-26T16:54:37+00:00

I love when we hit all. Nothing more refreshing than watching in real time, all melting down. And while it may be a repost, I'm allowing due to hitting all.

Society gives these misandrists pedestals upon which to denegrate men. They are allowed to with impunity. Any blow back whatsoever is considered a denial.

Suck it easy bitches. Post is staying.

Hit us with those bitch reports, johhny!

3: This is spam

2: <no reason>

1: Don't abuse the mods

1: no pussy pass. no denied. like 99% of this sub

1: I'm a whiny cunt.

1: Not pussypassdenied

1: No posting personal information.

1: fuck reposters

1: It's targeted harassment at someone else

1: constant repost

1: This one again? Aren't you tired of seeing it yet?

1: It threatens violence or physical harm at me

BattleOfTheDumbName · 2021-02-26T07:08:10+00:00

Does that MD mean medical?

Is this a medical student/practitioner who does not even know why men like booba?

Turanka · 2021-02-26T07:44:20+00:00

Woman obviously doesn’t understand the biological reason men like tits. Same reason we like wide hips

WinnieBob2 · 2021-02-26T08:30:41+00:00

So all the women who have dresses/shirts with low cuts also need psychological help? You know, majority of women including her if I see her profile pic correctly.

byebyebyecycle · 2021-02-26T07:22:45+00:00

If boobs are closer to vending machines than sexual organs where do I put the coins

darkamyy · 2021-02-26T08:11:12+00:00

Boobs are a massive erogenous zone. Does she also think that women who get aroused from having their boobs sucked, kissed and played with by a lover also need psychological help?

BalalaikaClawJob · 2021-02-26T08:16:13+00:00

"milk vending-machines"

Ok well objectify yourself I guess...? Beat 'em to the punch huh?

ArnoldLayne9 · 2021-02-26T06:49:43+00:00

Anyone who applauds an opinion like this, let alone this person herself, needs all of the help.

DegeneratesInc · 2021-02-26T08:10:07+00:00

So when women don't have babies or are too old to have babies their boobs are just unused excess flesh or ... something?

Cavemandynamics · 2021-02-26T08:11:22+00:00

Imagine being this ignorant. Why do women like biceps? They are made for killing animals and chopping trees. Get psychological help please.. /s

Delethien · 2021-02-26T09:03:27+00:00

Vaginas are baby dispensing machines. Adult men who find vaginas sexual organs need psychological help

HairyAnusGreg · 2021-02-26T08:13:11+00:00

All those unfortunate women who suffer so bad psychologically after double mastectomies just need to be told they are wrong and given box of formula then....

TH_JLDS4100 · 2021-02-26T12:27:06+00:00

Who the fuck even says “baby milk vending machines”? She’s the one who needs help

OPzee19 · 2021-02-26T08:22:39+00:00

Is she arguing that sex is only for reproduction? Don’t these feminist leftist maniacs hate that argument? I’m confused.

2021-02-26T08:23:15+00:00

Someone needs to tell this bitch that dicks spew piss and by her reasoning if she enjoys them she's a fucking filthy pig

BrantGames · 2021-02-26T08:20:20+00:00

Replying to @AlyaaGad

Nice censoring m8

gountaa · 2021-02-26T10:34:04+00:00

Asses are sitting cushion flesh bits, people who find them sexual need psychological help.

Penises are sperm dispensing machines and pee canals, people who find them sexual need psychological help.

Vagina are baby making ovens, people who find them sexual need psychological help.

Feets are hot tho.

blatantshitpost · 2021-02-26T07:06:30+00:00

I like tits too

a gay

JJisTheDarkOne · 2021-02-26T10:16:23+00:00

Completely wrong.

The primary existence for boobs are sexual organs. They are mainly there to seduce and hold a mate.

A woman will grow breasts at say, 16 (approx). They stop having children at say 40 (approx). Say there's about 25 years there of being able to have kids.

When the female grows breasts they become a sexual attraction device. Any girl who suddenly has boobs knows this and will display them... show them off. Men like boobs. It's a natural attraction. They will wear titty tops, clothing to enhance their boobs. For that entire 25 years, the woman has breasts, she can and will use them as an attraction device, to get her own way, to feel good about herself, to stimulate a man etc etc.

In that 25 years, if the woman has 2 or 3 kids, she will breast feed for about a year or so per kid. That's about 3 or so years max for breastfeeding.

So to summarize, the majority of the time a woman has breasts, only a small amount of time they will be used to be a milk vending machine, and the majority of the time they are sexual devices used to attract a member of the opposite sex etc.

jayaugust · 2021-02-26T08:16:25+00:00

literally everybody likes titties.

Transpatials · 2021-02-26T12:05:53+00:00

Dicks are urine waterslides. If you find them sexual, you need mental help.

autonomousfailure · 2021-02-26T08:59:46+00:00

What about women who gets plastic surgery for larger breasts?

shit_poster_69_420 · 2021-02-26T07:57:43+00:00

Don’t kink shame me.

egorf38 · 2021-02-26T08:41:14+00:00

Don't women know that muscles are meant to move the man's body around?

Women who are attracted to big muscles need psychological help

Stoepboer · 2021-02-26T09:24:22+00:00

Never seen a baby pay for breast milk, but okay.

Shadowglove · 2021-02-26T11:53:52+00:00

Boobs are a sign of sexual maturity in women. So yes, titties are a sexual thing. And yes, some of us ladies like us a pair of nice tits.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-02-26T14:42:41+00:00

Feminist fence-sitters don't like masculine heterosexuality.

Cocks are baby-milk vending machines. Adult women (or gay men, whatever) who find cocks sexy need psychological help.

VisualAsparagus · 2021-02-26T10:20:02+00:00

Lots of straight women find their boobs sexy too, what a dumb post, lol.

whenyesterdaywemet · 2021-02-26T15:00:15+00:00

Height and musculature are tools used to defend and intimidate. Adult women who find height and musculature sexually attractive need psychological help. Imagine being attracted to someone for being biologically fit, and having the tools to procreate, and feed and protect your offspring. Pretty damn clinical if you ask me.

^\s

How can you be so dense as to not realize that sexual attraction's evolutionary purpose is to make and protect fit offspring? It makes perfect sense that the type of woman I'd want to make a baby with has the capacity to feed said baby, and will pass on that ability to feed their own offspring. Just like how I can't get laid because I exude absolutely zero confidence. I don't blame women for this, because if we were to have a baby, if I'm not confident, how could I protect that baby and pass on the ability for that baby to protect itself?

canuckpilot93 · 2021-02-26T14:34:00+00:00

Then why do women wear clothing to show off their baby milk vending machines.. does that mean they’re trying to attract small children?

HappyHound · 2021-02-26T08:38:34+00:00

What is the guy likes milk?

bhangmango · 2021-02-26T09:41:32+00:00

Does she consider the penis as a babymaking fluid vending machine ?

dtom93 · 2021-02-26T14:20:43+00:00

Further proof that going to college doesn’t mean you are educated.

redditor100101011101 · 2021-02-26T14:28:00+00:00

Yes, and dick's are just piss vending machines. Couldn't possibly be sexually desirable, perverts.

13speed · 2021-02-26T14:53:15+00:00

Ok there 'ol flapjack tits, we get it, men aren't hitting on you.

aaavo · 2021-02-27T14:19:12+00:00

I'm a lady who loves a nice pair of boobs!

blgiant · 2021-02-26T08:31:12+00:00

Women who say this are fucked in the head and should be avoided at all costs

SandokanNL · 2021-02-26T08:50:27+00:00

MD? I bet she's a chiropractor

massiveZO · 2021-02-26T11:09:30+00:00

Boob positives

bouncy
squishy
boobular

Boob negatives

???

ivanoud · 2021-02-26T12:09:47+00:00

Liberalism is a chronic mental disease that will set civilizations way back.

chootemblood22 · 2021-02-26T11:36:28+00:00

Her husband doesn’t pay attention to her apartment apparently lol

ChadwickTheSniffer · 2021-02-26T11:49:20+00:00

Hell, even a lot of gay men like boobs. The great uniter.

SauronGamgee · 2021-02-26T08:17:23+00:00

Probably just pissed that noone liked her tits or that chad only cared about her tits before leaving her on read or something

Ragabadoodaa · 2021-02-26T09:24:03+00:00

Scratch that. Straight women love boobs. EVERYONE LOVES BOOBS! Even cats.

ElfordGinga · 2021-02-26T11:43:47+00:00

Bro, there is a legit reason why men are attracted to bobs, its called fuckin biology. What a dumbath

Lickable-Wallpaper · 2021-02-26T07:54:59+00:00

I am certifiable.

ubertrashcat · 2021-02-26T08:25:07+00:00

Imagine treating the same thing differently depending on context.

SubtleIsTheLord · 2021-02-26T08:27:43+00:00

What about gays loving man boobs?

Xtralarge_Jessica · 2021-02-26T09:53:52+00:00

How is this at all fitting for this sub?

Adolf-hitlwr · 2021-02-26T09:57:16+00:00

Then dick is not a sexual organ to

mingilator · 2021-02-26T10:02:50+00:00

So women who enjoy having their breasts and nipples played with and sucked also need psychological help.......riiiiight

meinherrings · 2021-02-26T10:17:47+00:00

Ok, this is the 9th subreddit that this is on. It’s not even that funny. Enjoy your karma.

SeanHearnden · 2021-02-26T10:27:59+00:00

Wasn't this just posted? Like a week or two ago.

Y_I_AM_CHEEZE · 2021-02-26T10:41:21+00:00

I dont think she understands the evolution of attraction..

multivers389 · 2021-02-26T10:45:58+00:00

I find it both hilarious and slightly infuriating when people think they can speak on behalf of a gender. The audacity of these people smh...

Warchief_X · 2021-02-26T10:48:39+00:00

You forgot to blur our the @ for the response @AlyaaGad

jedi1josh · 2021-02-26T10:49:25+00:00

So what does that say about women who love a man's ass?

Onayepheton · 2021-02-26T10:54:57+00:00

But boobs are secondary sexual characteristics by definition .. lol Do they not teach puberty to MDs?

Auld_Greg · 2021-02-26T12:34:06+00:00

People find bums sexy too and they are where shit comes from - that doesn't mean we're all coprophiliacs...

counselthedevil · 2021-02-26T12:49:18+00:00

Babies come out of vaginas, therefore it's a mental illness to like pussy.

Stillwindows95 · 2021-02-26T12:49:45+00:00

Women's vaginas are basically baby vending machines, anyone who finds them sexual needs to grow up.

Penis' are basically baby batter vending machines, anyone who finds them sexual needs to grow up.

Asses are like shit vending machines, grab a cone and load up.

Faces are like dick/vagina sucking vending machines, anyone who finds that sexual needs to grow up.

Everything is a vending machine.

cypekpl · 2021-02-26T12:58:09+00:00

it's almost as if the reason they are sexually attractive is for their ability to feed a baby...

ShivasKratom3 · 2021-02-26T13:22:10+00:00

Abs are literally for my increased movement and strength if you find that attractive you need help?

Hair is legit so my head traps heat if you find that attractive you need help?

Or maybe between our brains wiring and society we find things attractive.

RedditAstroturfed · 2021-02-26T13:26:35+00:00

How dare men be attracted to making babies with someone who has indicators of their ability to parent!

equivas · 2021-02-26T13:34:22+00:00

It must he fun having sex with her

noggun00 · 2021-02-26T14:00:40+00:00

Nice to see MDs on Twitter can be just as stupid as the rest of them.

Donut-Farts · 2021-02-26T14:09:44+00:00

This just in, lesbians need psychological help. No, it's not the Baptists, it's the Woke this time.

fantasticfantasy69 · 2021-02-26T14:19:52+00:00

So...what does that say about women who tweak their own nipples when masturbating? 😳🙄

luvthe1ugot · 2021-02-26T14:49:58+00:00

A lot (if not all?) of sexual dimorphism (physical differences between the sexes) arises from the selective pressure of the opposite sex. Women don’t need big tiddies to feed their infant, women have big tiddies BECAUSE men like them.

The-Garrulous-Rat · 2021-02-26T14:55:39+00:00

Then stop covering them up like they're taboo.

toxikola · 2021-02-26T15:13:44+00:00

I mean sure they aren't sexual organs, but neither are biceps and you can bet I'm drooling over those.

The_Real_Raw_Gary · 2021-02-26T15:14:15+00:00

Someone expects my fat ass not to look at a vending machine

UnorthodoxThinker · 2021-02-26T15:20:58+00:00

If boobs arent sexual organs then why do women cover them up?

ThatCrazyPhillyKid11 · 2021-02-26T16:00:46+00:00

So then explain to us why you wear a bra.

The_Dragon346 · 2021-02-26T16:04:20+00:00

Breasts are also meant to attract potential mates

TheWildManfred · 2021-02-26T16:12:02+00:00

I'm sexually attracted to standard vending machines

Moonrivah25 · 2021-02-26T18:20:52+00:00

Everyone loves boobs, like come on, they ARE nice. I need the whole world to admit this.

ThatFagChick321 · 2021-02-26T22:37:33+00:00

Am lesbian.

Can confirm.

She's an idiot, and boobs are fantastic.

swervin87 · 2021-02-27T02:30:29+00:00

Straight women love tits too. I think the only class of people that don’t like tits are gay men.

RandomGuy886 · 2021-02-27T19:31:03+00:00

This is why we like them.

anoceanfullofolives · 2021-03-01T05:41:42+00:00

as a bisexual woman, here is my statement on the matter: Tiddies. Fuck yea

Lurkingdrake · 2021-03-04T01:06:43+00:00

We do

sneakyboi47 · 2021-03-06T03:18:17+00:00

Don’t know about you but I’ve heard women love it when men do stuff when their chesticals, but I’m on Reddit so all I know is hear-say

bravebeing · 2021-03-06T09:24:10+00:00

Woman: flashes boobs Man: oh that nice here my money Woman: thanke babe Woman: flashes boobs again Man: oh that nice Woman: 😡 why you objectify my milk bags

mukulbaasanval · 2021-03-07T11:08:04+00:00

So machines doesn't need covers right

StSpider · 2021-03-07T12:18:53+00:00

It’s also completely wrong. Boobs size has hardly anything to do with the ability to produce milk. Just look at other primates who don’t have sizeable tits.

Big boobs are specifically designed by evolution to be sexually attractive.

TeamTigerFreedom · 2021-02-26T11:35:30+00:00

I dunno, my shrink’s got a pretty nice rack.

EpicWinNoob · 2021-02-26T08:26:55+00:00

The largest sexual organ is your brain because your brain is the organ responsible for any other organ's ability to perform sexually and needs to react to stimuli for the process of sex to work.

Breasts being considering sexual organs is a billion times less weird than calling your brain a sexual organ, but they both are regardless.

Hell, literally any part of a body is valid in terms of sexuality, all depends on the perception of the people involved.

medoansary · 2021-02-26T10:03:53+00:00

Oooooh someone has small boobs and is angry about it!

Dontneedweed · 2021-02-26T10:10:06+00:00

That's a lot of words just to say "I have shit tits"

OmMani-Padme-Hum · 2021-02-26T10:30:43+00:00

Dumb bitch lmao

2021-02-26T10:31:44+00:00

Dumb bitch lmao

derangedmutantkiller · 2021-02-26T11:07:35+00:00

I am a bi lady and I love tits too!

DeanTheSkip · 2021-02-26T11:38:26+00:00

I like milk 🤷‍♂️

ryan29081996 · 2021-02-26T08:58:45+00:00

The hit damage is over 9000!!!

JoeSmith69 · 2021-02-26T09:13:00+00:00

I mean my gf literally orgasms from getting her nipples played with sooo... Also Bewbs r kool hehe

Hvies · 2021-02-26T09:35:56+00:00

Boobs are getting sexual since evolutional times, like woman butts. Men choose big butt and big tits because they re better for child. If you got big butt you can give birth. If you got big tits you can feed child.

figorocks · 2021-02-26T11:45:27+00:00

That’s like saying “big arms on men are for tearing animals apart, adult women who find big arms as sexual organs need psychological help”, which you would never find a man say unless he lacked said attributes

LowRoar · 2021-02-26T15:16:51+00:00

Women are retards >:(

Arcana-Andy · 2021-02-26T15:58:43+00:00

Like omg can we stop comparing women to objects? They're not baby-machines, theyre people! Dipshit.

T4mvv1lc0xx · 2021-02-26T12:36:19+00:00

Even straight women love tits too

Syllabub1981 · 2021-02-26T08:22:29+00:00

Lol, eyes are for seeing, mouth for eating, head to keep the brain save

Why is that bitch so functional.

Vast-Silver · 2021-02-26T08:37:03+00:00

Id hate to see what she thinks of people into foot fetish.

saviorprincex · 2021-02-26T08:37:19+00:00

Anus is meant for pooping, people who find it sexually attractive need medical help. Like wtf.

Vodkahol · 2021-02-26T08:47:30+00:00

I don't know about anyone else here, but the reason I need a lot of help is not because I enjoy seeing a good rack of tits.

Ornn5005 · 2021-02-26T08:54:32+00:00

I wonder if she enjoys looking at sexy asses and if so, can she answer what are those vending machines for?

Tarkz · 2021-02-26T09:05:18+00:00

I mean, vending machines are pretty great too. Amirite?!

Trutheresy · 2021-02-26T09:24:46+00:00

That's not how that works. But suppose that logic is correct. Then you better like ken without nipples more than men with nipples.

RyaanG2904 · 2021-02-26T09:26:30+00:00

Guess i gotta become a baby now..

Jawa_with_a_D · 2021-02-26T09:30:59+00:00

We're just designed that way we like boobs, hips, butts and extra. Same with woman they like whatever tf they like about us. You know why? To fucking reproduce and keep this human race alive

thehorg · 2021-02-26T09:43:00+00:00

Everyone loves boobs.

Dick_Ancient · 2021-02-26T10:10:13+00:00

Says the person who just called them machines...

camakaze_T · 2021-02-26T10:12:47+00:00

Could of swore that MD stood for McDonald’s

67tk · 2021-02-26T10:14:58+00:00

I need help then. Please help me

canadianguy1234 · 2021-02-26T11:06:03+00:00

I thought it was found that everyone likes boobs. Including straight women and gay men

IntellegoTheTrue1 · 2021-02-26T12:33:23+00:00

The hypocrisy in this is stellar.

Elfather4200 · 2021-02-26T12:37:58+00:00

Well. Ass is for pooping and I'll eat booty all day so idk

Enfield13 · 2021-02-26T12:40:50+00:00

Doubting she is married but if she is and it's a man he must be fucking miserable.

lionbryce · 2021-02-26T12:41:14+00:00

What if he just needs some milk though?

ISCOREDwithISCO · 2021-02-26T12:43:17+00:00

Then why the fuck do they flaunt their tits all over social media, and wear low cut tops to parties? I’m done

RaginJake379 · 2021-02-26T13:08:28+00:00

By that logic...

Chicks love muscles. They want men to beat them.

RonnieRadical · 2021-02-26T13:10:27+00:00

Everyone loves tits, if you don’t, then you might need the psychological help.

ironmanqaray · 2021-02-26T13:11:53+00:00

Uneducated

Freedom_Alive · 2021-02-26T13:13:09+00:00

My 9 year old loves tits, he ain't no baby honey.

NosherPowell · 2021-02-26T13:15:27+00:00

Penises are pee vending machines for perverts. Everyone who likes penises is a pervert. Yes mom, I know what you did that summer.

burgonies · 2021-02-26T13:28:33+00:00

Hell, gay men like boobs

h_lp-m_ · 2021-02-26T13:30:04+00:00

Okay I'm going to tell my psychiatrist about my disgusting, crippling sexual attraction to boobs

Aibhne_Dubhghaill · 2021-02-26T13:30:04+00:00

Has no one ever touched her tits before? Because otherwise she'd know damn well boobs are also sexual organs.

SignificantLeader · 2021-02-26T13:33:07+00:00

Oh, I need some help, can ya help me baby, pleeease.

RealLethalChicken · 2021-02-26T13:33:34+00:00

They aren't sexual organs, but God damn are they attractive.

bigknight47 · 2021-02-26T13:33:52+00:00

The person who posted this: censors the names

Replying to: I don’t think so

Housson · 2021-02-26T13:39:17+00:00

Let’s not forget that everything men are physically attracted in women to has to do with reproduction and survival of offspring.

battlerythym · 2021-02-26T13:44:01+00:00

Adult man here, I love boobs.

Hoodratshit1212 · 2021-02-26T13:51:44+00:00

What the fuck lmao what a dumb bitch loool I don’t always agree with this subs posts, but this one is good, this bitch is SO dumb

BigWeenie45 · 2021-02-26T13:53:36+00:00

“Boobs are baby milk vending machines” what’s wrong with wanting a sip of some high quality milkie???

whorememberspogs · 2021-02-26T13:54:32+00:00

The bigger the tot the more milk it gives to baby making it sexually attractive it produces and sustains a babies life making it a sexual organ.

It is also a sexual organ because the sex compound estrogen makes them a thing on a persons body.

Give a man estrogen and he will gro tits if his prolactin increases he can even produce milk.

Tits are absolutely a sexual organ

Olivineyes · 2021-02-26T13:58:41+00:00

Get you a man or woman who can see both.

akbrag91 · 2021-02-26T14:08:25+00:00

Some people will find any reason to hate someone else.

Jakethecake010 · 2021-02-26T14:16:28+00:00

Everyone has weird fetishes

Even one would need psychological help if that woman was in charge

TheRikari · 2021-02-26T14:17:35+00:00

But...men are programmed to like boobs and wide waists so that their kid (with her) doesn't literally die

SelfishPig · 2021-02-26T14:22:55+00:00

Guess she missed the class about Sigmund Freud.

LousyYak · 2021-02-26T14:31:14+00:00

/r/VendingMachinePorn

gamerholic · 2021-02-26T14:48:30+00:00

Said the flat-chested woman

escalopes · 2021-02-26T15:02:20+00:00

Once again: this is not an attempt at pp, so there is no denial

Fucking hell, why can't you understand what a pussypass moment is?

2021-02-26T15:23:37+00:00

My favorite part of when people post tweets is when they go through all the effort to blot out the handles yet leave the one in a reply uncovered.

harcole · 2021-02-26T15:30:04+00:00

It's not about loving or not boobies, it's about sexualizing it

XSasuken22X · 2021-02-26T15:45:23+00:00

Avoid these types.

Cheesehead413 · 2021-02-26T15:45:45+00:00

So if i give her .50, I can suck her titties?

vivalavega27 · 2021-02-26T15:46:54+00:00

I guess we all need help

JGrill17 · 2021-02-26T15:51:28+00:00

These are the same type of women that complain that their husband's don't touch them more while having sex.

FruitierGnome · 2021-02-26T16:02:34+00:00

The things males find attractive are generally features that would be good for parenting a child.

Anxious_Lawfulness31 · 2021-02-26T16:03:48+00:00

This is a woman that marries womanizers she hates men because she can’t get enough of them

AjaxOutlaw · 2021-02-26T16:03:52+00:00

Breastfeeding is my kink tho

_iam_that_iam_ · 2021-02-26T16:04:40+00:00

TIL I need psychological help.

mahteemcfly · 2021-02-26T16:05:53+00:00

Everybody loves titties

Mathos99 · 2021-02-26T16:08:40+00:00

At the response: why bringing women into this, she said Adult Men, lesbians have nothing to do with this /s

NareaTheNarrator · 2021-02-26T16:24:03+00:00

I mean he’s not wrong

drshooter · 2021-02-26T16:33:50+00:00

How dare she kink shame??!!!

sixblackgeese · 2021-02-26T16:34:45+00:00

That's exactly why they are attractive. Evolutionary biology helps us understand why things are attractive BECAUSE they are good for reproductive purposes

avioid · 2021-02-26T16:39:15+00:00

but isnt't that the point? aren't the reason why breasts are attractive is because we evolved to be attracted to features that meant the health of our offspring and mate?

helicopter_pilot69 · 2021-02-26T16:39:29+00:00

Forget about the post, why the fuck would you announce that you have an MD on twitter? It's nothing special lol

mikejw127 · 2021-02-26T16:58:22+00:00

Imagine that. There would be 1,849,000,000 psychiatrists in the world.

geshupenst · 2021-02-26T17:04:33+00:00

Psychological help lol. Yeah for sure. I've been a very naughty boy

GuiltyAffect · 2021-02-26T17:13:04+00:00

I've worked in a gay bar. While I can't exactly speak for gay dudes, I've met plenty that were fond of tits.

smgamermat77 · 2021-02-26T17:16:53+00:00

Adult men who love tiddiez are men of culture, as are adult men who love ass.

LoganM-M · 2021-02-26T17:18:16+00:00

Fun for all ages!

Jackeduponcrack · 2021-02-26T17:25:11+00:00

also men like big arses or good hips because it shows good child bearing capability.

it's not our fault that our brains tell us to go for women like this.. it's totally subconscious.

also you can pick up on how different someone immune system is to yours when you are close to them.. and if its different enough you will find an attraction to them... which is your body telling you that it think you will make strong babies together.

Clownzeption · 2021-02-26T17:26:30+00:00

Bro what the fuck, even straight chicks love tits, HELL I've even met gay guys who still love boobs. THEY'RE TITS! WHO DOESN'T LOVE THEM?! WHY WOULDN'T YOU LOVE THEM? This woman is clearly the one who needs psychological help if she isn't as overtly passionate about the boobs like the rest of kin, of all genders and orientations.

Blob-fish5 · 2021-02-26T17:40:05+00:00

u/RepostSleuthBot

flappetyflapp · 2021-02-26T17:50:57+00:00

Who doesn't like boobs? Aren't humans the mammal with the totally largest breast size? Large even when not pregnant etc. Those vending machines are to attract opposite sex. Why even flaunt them if you don't accept attention?

2021-02-26T18:08:57+00:00

I’d be leery of having this woman being any type of medical professional

TedStrykersAcct · 2021-02-26T18:11:01+00:00

Well for her sake, hopefully nobody ever touches her milk vending machines ever again...

Liedvogel · 2021-02-26T18:12:53+00:00

And this bitch doesn't understand anything about primal instinct. We find various things attractive because of their benefit to child bearing. If you have good tits, you will provide solid protein to raise a strong baby, that is why we are attracted to them

UselessIdiot6725 · 2021-02-26T18:13:34+00:00

Well, the ass is a shit factory, but I love a good ass.

chuckcm89 · 2021-02-26T18:27:24+00:00

Guys who like ass 👁️👄👁️

chadt41 · 2021-02-26T18:42:14+00:00

Straight men, gay men, straight women, and lesbians all universally love boobs. Even people that say they don’t like boobs, love boobs. The reason they are sexualized, as is normal in human psychology, is because they are used in developing and raising children. Our bodies and hormones are inclined to be aroused by features specific to reproduction, just so we could figure out how to utilize our appendages in a way that furthers the species. This is perfectly normal. Ever watch a monkey grab some titty and jerk off? Go to your zoo.... bastards got me laid on one date in particular with that shit(the girl I was with thought it was hilarious, because he wouldn’t stop staring in her eyes while whacking it).

HereForTheComments86 · 2021-02-26T18:49:14+00:00

Wow. What a fun date she would be.

Jordan_is_tired · 2021-02-26T18:58:47+00:00

Can any lesbians confirm?

profilerB · 2021-02-26T19:10:22+00:00

Can confirm lol

Shamrocks_83 · 2021-02-26T19:14:51+00:00

Woman don't get to tell men what they should be sexually attracted to.

supfellasimback · 2021-02-26T19:19:17+00:00

Okay, no more man abs for you

cubs1917 · 2021-02-26T19:24:08+00:00

men only want one thing and its disgusting...

men: we want whole milk vending machines

nivekreclems · 2021-02-26T19:45:27+00:00

My woman still has milk coming out and I get in there and get it from time to time

sammo21 · 2021-02-26T20:09:33+00:00

Someone with "MD" after their name doesn't understand evolutionary biology.

jorge20058 · 2021-02-26T20:15:31+00:00

I like ass and thats just fat

angstyart · 2021-02-26T20:17:11+00:00

They are literally considered primary sex organs in anatomy. Looks like she forgot that high school class.

osiris_89 · 2021-02-26T20:43:35+00:00

Dumb bitch needs a biology 101 lesson or two.

LordRedBear · 2021-02-26T20:47:26+00:00

Straight women like boobs too right ladies?

wendysrunner · 2021-02-26T21:00:06+00:00

What was the purpose of censoring the top name if you didn’t censor the reply @

McSlat · 2021-02-26T21:01:35+00:00

Lmao lesbians also need psychological help.

Source: am one

ClassybarisKIK · 2021-02-26T21:17:53+00:00

Thank god i self identify as a baby girl!

corporate129 · 2021-02-26T22:10:54+00:00

If heterosexual men could rationally choose what they’re attracted to in women, they’d be gay.

noisyninja1 · 2021-02-26T22:55:56+00:00

Uhh somebody should instantly lay down that medical degree.

Professional-Day-773 · 2021-02-26T22:56:31+00:00

If boobs are vending machines, where are the coins added?

Any chance she equates female sexuality with earning potential? Hooker in the making.

mbuchaus · 2021-02-26T23:31:35+00:00

They do bu men just don't need a the drama that come with those booobs

Saw_Boss · 2021-02-26T23:51:34+00:00

So pretty much every non guy, and even some gay guys I know

Smart-Difference-960 · 2021-02-27T01:05:53+00:00

Thrn why do women cover them up

KellySummerlin · 2021-02-27T07:07:14+00:00

Mouths are for eating, and the rectum for defecation.

2021-02-27T17:35:07+00:00

Breasts aren't sexual organs? Aren't women mamal creatures? Wasn't this woman a baby once? So many questions.

DeepFried200 · 2021-02-28T02:03:17+00:00

its instinct for mammals to find the best boob because then we know that they produce good milk for the spawn

Title	Lol
Author	Rebel_Porcupine
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Date	February 26, 2021 6:47 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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Asses are only shitters.