Probably the best cheat code I've ever found

Weary_Horse5749 · 2021-02-17T16:37:08+00:00

Despacito

Silverbullet133 · 2021-02-17T16:58:48+00:00

What if i am white and short lol

bojack_horsemam · 2021-02-17T17:17:04+00:00

I'm Latino and I do this with white girls. It totally works, raggaeton teaches you to talk bold.

AndrewShadystic · 2021-02-17T16:05:08+00:00

Ohh! Great, i'm latin and that is true, Sorry My english is basic but understand all 😂😇

Lakcccd · 2021-02-17T15:53:13+00:00

That’s some pre-Covid protocol

macroxela · 2021-02-17T17:22:06+00:00

This is probably the most virgin post of all time.

Heres a way to get girls and have a good time. Go to the dance nights. Normally its like $10 but they teach you how to dance to either Salsa or Bachata. Bachata is the sexy dancing you see on dancing with the stars.

Theres always a diverse group, so if attention isnt your thing dont worry. About half the people there are with a date anyways.

Have fun, drink, ask a girl to dance or show you some moves. Its a great time. If you do it right youll go home with her or get her num at least.

whatwhasmystupidpass · 2021-02-17T18:30:43+00:00

Will not work in most of California either. You can also cut through the bullshit and just go to a marshall’s. No spanish needed, everyone’s relaxed doing their own thing, but you do you

Plebe-Uchiha · 2021-02-17T20:35:06+00:00

Aquí en Los Ángeles no es tan fácil gringo. [+]

PointedDaggers · 2021-02-17T17:49:43+00:00

As a latina woman, this is the cheesiest shit I've ever heard of.

I can't really tell by your Polo top bit, if this is satire but this whole post really made me laugh.

Don't think this is solid advice, unfortunately guys.

NaturalConnect · 2021-02-17T16:07:58+00:00

If you're white and tall, all eyes are on you.

BRB working on my height.

Also you forgot the most two important rules:

Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.

Btw, what's your angle? Do you sell RL Polo shirts on Amazon?

bigballer29 · 2021-02-17T17:10:37+00:00

why will this not work in south florida? tall whitey in miami pulling up to the latin club would have the same effect

Asleep-man99 · 2021-02-17T17:06:23+00:00

What if i'm a native spanish speaker Mi amigo.

Happy-not-sad52 · 2021-02-17T17:41:51+00:00

WILL NOT WORK IN SOUTH FLORIDA HAS ME DEAD. I can attest to that though

rezuler · 2021-02-17T18:13:01+00:00

If you're white and tall,

The real cheat code.

Renard__Noir · 2021-02-17T19:49:27+00:00

“mi español es malo pero eres rica mami” sounds cringe as hell tbh

Bergatario · 2021-02-17T18:46:32+00:00

You are stereotyping latinas like they fall for expensive clothing and white race characteristics. I can tell you this is wrong, if it works, I believe it is because you are picking up gold diggers and low value women tbh. I’ve always seen that latinas consider American tall men that aren’t 100% attractive to be a little bit dorky or at least not at the same level as they are in terms of partying, dancing etc. So yeah, I don’t encourage this at all except for the learning some parts of the reggaetón songs, everybody likes someone to sing along with them. Gud luck

iPhoneZero · 2021-02-17T17:45:32+00:00

Where did you try this? I’m latina and I cant think of anyone who would fall for this.

Brainless-Wonder · 2021-02-17T17:51:24+00:00

...I’m imagining Jon from Garfield wrote this after the one time he got lucky with a drunk girl at 4 AM in Old San Juan or Little Havana.

I rarely ever pull the race card, but I hate the perspective that the women of my people all have low standards and will just go for any white guy with basic Taco Bell menu Spanish and rudimentary salsa steps after two shots of tequila. Fuck outta here with this corny shit, Latina women aren’t all disposable dancing whores for your entertainment.

AmiablePenguin · 2021-02-17T17:02:44+00:00

What if you want to learn Spanish because you like learning languages but don't like reggaeton because of how bloody repetitive the beat in every song gets?

Surely that should be enough, don't make me twerk to Despacito again 😭😭

iletmyselfgo12 · 2021-02-17T17:53:51+00:00

Sacrificing all to the altar of pussy

This has got to be one of the most pathetic posts i've seen

Gale_Swallows · 2021-02-17T17:51:54+00:00

Yeah, as smooth as OP thinks all of the above is, I guarantee you it's not. I've seen these "tall white guys" trying the stereotypical bullshit and the standard response the girls give is a smirk and cold shoulder.

I promise you, if Latina girls are your thing, there are better ways to make a connection with them than learning every chorus to Daddy Yankee songs and wearing Polo (lmao who the fuck wears Polo anymore?).

SteroidsFreak · 2021-02-17T18:35:19+00:00

Lol definitely not wearing brand name clothes. This is me saying, go to a country where the majority are caucasians, if you're dark skinned or brown skinned your chances of meeting women are extremely high.

This field report is ass. Let me explain to you why this worked in simple terms. You were the fun guy nothing more, nothing less. Women love fun men! Not boring men who stand in the sidelines.

wirelezz · 2021-02-17T18:27:38+00:00

I've said this before:

Learn salsa dancing - take classes

You're welcome

CloudSurf_ · 2021-02-17T23:47:33+00:00

This is the whitest and most absurd thing I’ve ever read on this sub.

Art_Shah · 2021-02-18T01:13:24+00:00

Be "white and tall" is not really a cheat code you can put in... I'm black and tall and probably have the most success with latinx people.

Moikepdx · 2021-02-17T18:24:43+00:00

Simpler version:

Learn to jazz dance. Go to jazz dance club. The gender ratio is strongly in your favor now, and the women you meet are very physical/in touch with their bodies. You are now on easy mode.

rivetcitymayor · 2021-02-18T00:15:44+00:00

So the cheat code involves being white

dumpsterchesterfield · 2021-02-17T19:26:09+00:00

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MisterShogunate · 2021-02-17T18:29:19+00:00

"Works 100% of the time 5% of the time."

fatfrost · 2021-02-17T21:03:53+00:00

EDIT 2 killed me . . .

2dice1hand · 2021-02-17T23:05:27+00:00

I dig your character and would be more than willing to start a friendship! Message me if you want to talk game and if you ever need a comped room in Vegas I got you!

2021-02-17T23:33:23+00:00

What if I only like white women

WarmxBagel · 2021-02-18T02:08:44+00:00

Donde esta la biblioteca

zhantoo · 2021-02-18T06:56:24+00:00

I've never heard of a Latino club..

Raffinert · 2021-02-18T08:34:31+00:00

desesperado..

that_nagger_guy · 2021-02-18T08:49:14+00:00

So just be white and tall and take months to learn Spanish? Gotcha.

tommyw_25 · 2021-02-18T10:20:08+00:00

Que puto asco

gowatchanimefgt · 2021-02-18T16:54:20+00:00

Fuck it just go to a rave and pop molly

rafa__00 · 2021-02-17T17:23:39+00:00

No creo que me sirva si ya soy español, but i could try

MadCuntCuddlesIV · 2021-02-17T19:40:03+00:00

This example is very niche/specific to certain areas of the USA but is good advice in general.

If you move to a foreign country, learn the language! Not only will you immerse yourself properly and be able to speak to locals but "hey, how are you?" on Tinder not only works but they are extremely impressed! (DTF).

Its_Crow · 2021-02-17T20:15:41+00:00

Ay mijo lo que hace uno para la panosha

0205am · 2021-02-17T23:20:41+00:00

I’m latina and im here TO CONFIRM THIS. When people know more than the basic stuff about our culture, it’s a HUGE turn on. But please know a lil bit about geography, because we make fun of people who don’t know where our countries are, and also ask them about their accent that’s 📈📈

what-diddy-what-what · 2021-02-18T00:24:03+00:00

So the best cheat code is to literally become someone you're not and invest an insane amount of time into learning both a language and a culture. What?!?!? If it takes that much work to get laid, you're definitely doing something wrong.

HarryHoodwenie · 2021-02-17T19:59:27+00:00

I hate to agree with this but it’s scary close to my cheat code. Which again is based in understanding another language on some conversational level. So I was raised speaking Spanish, my mother was raised in Peru, however I am 50% Slavic 50% Western European, my accent is trash. I sound like some guy from Kansas, I’m coincidentally from NY, So I used to try and pick chicks up at Latino clubs with elegant statements in Spanish and I came off sounding like I was a white guy trying way too hard. After thinking on the issue, I started speaking in almost childlike sentences, just eavesdropping on the conversations these woman i’d be approaching would have with their friends. 9/10 they thought I was super cute for trying to speak their language. What they’d never realize is that I actually spoke it fluently, like a jackass, but fluently nonetheless. Ethically wrong? Idk, but it worked pretty well for me.

redbeast27 · 2021-02-17T17:09:18+00:00

Lmao good post

dumpsterchesterfield · 2021-02-17T17:15:11+00:00

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McPoyal · 2021-02-17T18:07:36+00:00

Bro. I think you're into something....there's this latin club by San Mateo....I used to do uber and I picked up these ABSOLUTE DIMES from this pitbull concert and took them there after....the place was bangin, I could hear the music from well down the road. They were kinds diggin me too, alas I was in a relationship then so I didn't try anything slick...but...I know they're there. Them and god knows how many fine ass Latina ladies. I must go. My people need me...all I know right now is "¿donde esta la sacapuntas?". But I will learn more. Thank you.

Slow-Association6105 · 2021-02-17T20:38:27+00:00

It feels great being white

2021-02-17T17:02:37+00:00

This post is legendary

annaagata · 2021-02-17T19:27:24+00:00

😂this shit is so funny I love it

doovinator · 2021-02-17T20:30:10+00:00

I was an interpreter/translator for 20 years. Being able to rattle off a few words in another language is definitely GREAT advice!

houdini_per_se · 2021-02-17T22:03:49+00:00

Please don't say "eres rica mami"... Reggaeton is not the kind of music for learning good Spanish phrases.

kevinverdiguel · 2021-02-17T22:52:47+00:00

I'm from Mexico, and I can confirm that if you're average looking american and come to visit Mexico, if you hit a girl trying to speak spanish you're 85% done seducing a girl.

highjinx411 · 2021-02-18T02:56:28+00:00

I agree this could work. You are showing a lot of confidence doing what you are doing. I see a lot of comments on this saying it won't but I've seen it. Anyways I just wanted to say right on man!!! That's an awesome strategy and thanks for sharing.

alvarocker82 · 2021-02-17T20:01:06+00:00

What would be the opposite formula?? A Latin guy hooking up some American girls??

concernedad420 · 2021-02-17T20:10:03+00:00

Chupo mi vergo baby

rooftopviewz · 2021-02-17T20:20:13+00:00

This guy’s right in a way. It’s not a cheat code at all and you don’t need ralph lauren to make it work. RL has shirts that fit well, wear anything that fits well. If you’re tall and white, memorize a couple choruses from new reggeatone songs and you’ll be set, I’ve seen it time and time again. If you really want the top of the line girls you’ll have to work on real Spanish. My game is really on point but I’ve lost to tall white men in latin clubs a few times in the situation OP described. Latina girls naturally gravitate towards the tall white men (even those that say they hate white men) in these scenarios. Have confidence and dance no matter your height and have fun.

Jack0fDiamonds · 2021-02-17T17:13:20+00:00

This is 100% awesome lol

anthonykriens · 2021-02-17T19:18:21+00:00

This post is legit

Wjourney · 2021-02-17T18:09:59+00:00

Lmao will not work in south florida

GerritTheBerrit · 2021-02-17T21:47:35+00:00

qué pasa coño

LegacyDust59178 · 2021-02-17T22:38:44+00:00

I do this but with Korean language instead

Salazar760 · 2021-02-18T00:35:31+00:00

As a Latino I can confirm this but everyone is getting so triggered over this even though it works.

ElegantEggplantDays · 2021-02-18T00:48:50+00:00

Burritos y taquitos 🤌🏻 si

TripleDragons · 2021-02-18T01:36:21+00:00

This will probably not work in London, UK.

dumpsterchesterfield · 2021-02-18T01:36:39+00:00

Point 2 got my dying lmaoooooo

chrisieg66 · 2021-02-18T02:18:28+00:00

"Will not work in South Florida. "

Best disclaimer ever.

dirttaylor · 2021-02-18T02:47:31+00:00

WARNING: Will not work in South Florida. Genius!

eightbic · 2021-02-18T03:34:47+00:00

What if you’re not in to Latina chicks?

Significant-Change56 · 2021-02-18T10:37:13+00:00

Sadly u are right, i do it too hahaha. Latinas are easy

7_Uzumaki · 2021-02-18T14:34:46+00:00

This bs don’t listen to this chump 😂

oscarony · 2021-02-17T17:24:22+00:00

This is 100% facts

dumpsterchesterfield · 2021-02-17T19:57:43+00:00

This definitely works, all over Southern California!

yourfuturepres · 2021-02-17T18:44:07+00:00

Son you’re serving up the WAP cheat code for sure.

321gumby · 2021-02-18T02:27:27+00:00

I love you just for your edits alone. Fucking G...

PrinceofMcdonalds · 2021-02-17T18:16:25+00:00

Why will this not work in South Florida?

HDani11 · 2021-02-17T21:05:26+00:00

Anyone wants to practise spanish in chat? xd

KlutzyRefuse · 2021-02-17T21:50:16+00:00

Hijo de putaaaaa

eltrader420 · 2021-02-17T22:09:23+00:00

hey guys when u with a latina tell her this: real hasta la muerte oiste bebe! ( real until death you heard baby). That drives them crazy

philsmock · 2021-02-17T22:11:13+00:00

I'm Spanish and I live in Spain. Need further instructions.

gammaJinx · 2021-02-17T22:30:28+00:00

Fuck I'm black

harryhoudini66 · 2021-02-17T22:37:11+00:00

¡ Este güey !

BetterBeLuckyThanGud · 2021-02-17T22:37:40+00:00

si hay pelito hay delito ?

PoptartFart420 · 2021-02-17T22:40:39+00:00

You're not wrong.

BetterBeLuckyThanGud · 2021-02-17T22:46:45+00:00

White , blacks , what about asians or arabics origins ?

Asians in PRL sounds kinda cliche as well

i read somewhere there some good latina asian mixing , myth ?

TruthIsShit · 2021-02-18T00:02:03+00:00

and don't speak it with a dumb American accent

skaag · 2021-02-18T00:08:28+00:00

I'm pretty sure you meant Cactus and not Caucus. Right? Right???!

dumpsterchesterfield · 2021-02-18T00:51:58+00:00

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vbcbandr · 2021-02-18T00:53:36+00:00

"Will not work in South Florida" should be noted by all. Haha.

selfishnun · 2021-02-18T01:06:30+00:00

Lmfaoooo

Seesh_ · 2021-02-18T01:13:12+00:00

At least y’all should learn better pick up lines in Spanish, and trust me I’m a full ass latina who barely speaks English. Personally I would not fall for that shit hahahaha . But I mean I got to give you props for at least trying to learn the culture and the language.

Baadepapa22 · 2021-02-18T02:05:13+00:00

No habilo einglish

Timely-Art-1 · 2021-02-18T04:23:25+00:00

Nah, I learned french 🇫🇷 it works on everyone.

matahala · 2021-02-18T04:47:09+00:00

Este hueon está loco. No le hagan caso.

peewee369 · 2021-02-18T11:18:36+00:00

hahah nice, but what about the attempts in South Florida they arent in your statistics :D

wakacauu · 2021-02-18T14:47:03+00:00

What if I'm asian

Calm-Pin-1336 · 2021-02-18T16:50:47+00:00

Will it work in Alberta, bud?

CenaSmackDown · 2021-02-19T02:05:34+00:00

When I was learning Spanish I met a lot of girls that weren't really into Americans/white guys I thought that learning Spanish would make me more desirable but that's not the case. You'll also meet a lot of illegal immigrants looking for a green card. Also, there's a small difference between how each country speaks and many hot latinas use heavy colloquial/ghetto Spanish you won't find in textbooks or your dictionary so it will be hard to understand, including the accent, even if you can watch the news in Spanish. You should just try to enjoy chatting about some famous works in Spanish with other people that are fluent or studied in college. You'll find women who will be attracted to that but they'll probably also be impressed by any brainy activity such as learning an instrument.

Title	Probably the best cheat code I've ever found
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Upvotes	764
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Date	February 17, 2021 3:46 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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