You can't be sexual even though her TCS shows he has had plenty of it.

DianeticDelight · 2022-02-06T15:45:27+00:00

Everytime they mention a flaw about themselves it’s always immediately followed up by a passive aggressive remark, like “if you can’t handle [BAD TRAIT], then thanks for stopping by.” …fucking bothers me.

fuzzy_brb · 2022-02-06T15:43:42+00:00

Obese, pushing 40 with kids. Where do I sign up?

Hayekr · 2022-02-06T16:12:09+00:00

As usual, the first two photos are a façade from snapchat filters; which are getting out of control on dating apps. I swear to God, 80% of dating profiles of 29+ year old women these days use filters to de-age their wrinkly jowls and crows-feet.

At least by the 3rd photo she let's us see what is behind the mask. I'd be willing to bet she's lying about her age as well. I know women age far worse than men do, but that is a hard 38 years if I've ever seen it.

One-Move · 2022-02-06T15:43:21+00:00

Ok the last picture took any sexual desire off of me

Invictus_44 · 2022-02-06T15:53:45+00:00

I used to be pretty. I've fucked that up.

Form a line, please

Quealpedoestoy · 2022-02-06T16:21:24+00:00

she got fatter at each picture

crippledhermit · 2022-02-06T16:01:42+00:00

Even her hairline retreats from her.

polishknightusa · 2022-02-06T16:14:09+00:00

Some interesting observations: She claims to be "giving up" but she's still there because she knows she has little other choice. She's disgusted with "low effort" "heys" on chats, but they still provide some measure of validation. As "tired" as she is of them, they give her hope. She wants more, but lacks ambition to achieve it (that's the man's job). Form a line.

Her interests are pets, books and TV. TV is a mediocre interest to list on a profile since that means she knows how to turn one on and watch it.

jayk00 · 2022-02-06T16:12:03+00:00

So 5'9 is big woman and 5'10 is short men.

emerald_engineer_08 · 2022-02-06T16:30:34+00:00

If you’re a single mom…and fat….I just don’t get why you’d make a dating profile

Isn’t the point to not put yourself on the market until you’re actually… valuable?

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-06T15:48:54+00:00

Geez. No way no how. A 38 obese single mom. Sorry men aren’t going to be signing up for that.

One-Move · 2022-02-06T15:43:57+00:00

The last picture removed al my sexual desire

yabukothestray · 2022-02-06T16:05:25+00:00

Wow, those filters are extremely cat-fishy because she looks so vastly different from the bottom two pics. She looks much closer to 48 than 38. Also that bathroom looks kinda dirty. Yuck

CSM_Pepper · 2022-02-06T16:08:49+00:00

Ah, one of Gretchen Whitmer's slower fivehead cousins is having a moment. Maintain a long position in cats and boxed white wine holdings, gentlemen.

kadams3 · 2022-02-06T16:36:15+00:00

She's fucking huge. Bitch has her own gravity.

Captinofthelostniggs · 2022-02-06T15:51:40+00:00

"More to love" lmaooooooooo

Selfmade_3127 · 2022-02-06T15:53:52+00:00

the difference between makeup/none ... if you do that in a business context it's called false advertisement and gives you the right to get your money back

Machomuk89 · 2022-02-06T15:58:00+00:00

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tiernach · 2022-02-06T16:04:36+00:00

She looks like she throws a mean head butt.

upsidedownbackwards · 2022-02-07T07:13:48+00:00

#snuggielife

When you're so fucking fat your wardrobe is blankets with arm holes.

user84893093748959 · 2022-02-06T19:21:32+00:00

"Spiritual" is a flag for me. I feel that most spiritual people have or will have a crisis of purpose in their lives. An atheist? OK. One of the many monotheist? OK. But "Spiritual" seems a vague foggy indecisive answer. I expect someone who's Spiritual to say belief in God is stupid, but "I definitely feel the wisdom in the wind & trees." Opinions on this may vary.

It might be the weight, but I sense from the third picture that she probably has done some hard drugs - heroin or meth maybe. It's the diagonal crease at the bottom edges of the nose.

Also, we see four pictures of her, but none show her smiling.

She's 38 and already has given birth to some man's children. She has lived the majority of her life. The most important critical part of her life and those decisions were more than 15 years ago. At this point she is living out the remainder.

My intention is not to be mean. I wish to impress upon you the vital importance of the early years of the one life that we are given. If she wanted a relationship, she should have found a good man, offered herself for marriage, and then done what is necessary to keep that marriage strong.

I see in her face a depressing level of unhappiness. I see that she has given up. I don't feel sorry for her. God gave her all that she needed. I am late forties and am in the same situation in which I'm simply living the remainder of my life now that my kids are grown. One main difference, however, is that, thanks to women like her, I have no interest in a relationship now. I will focus on my kids and try to educate those around me.

RealMcGonzo · 2022-02-06T17:12:59+00:00

First picture - MASSIVE filters to the point that she looks like an alien. First line of text "SO MANY FAKE PROFILES ON HERE, I GIVE UP!" - in all caps, even. Then proceeds to hide her extra ~~poundage~~ tonnage.

NetherIndy · 2022-02-06T17:33:58+00:00

If she's "not here for sex" now, what are the chances she's going to be "here for sex" seven years from now when she's twenty pounds heavier, fully into menopause, has her mitts into your bank account, and is off whatever tiny bit of new relationship energy she can fake in the beginning? Zero-point-zero percent.

BigAggravating1299 · 2022-02-06T16:21:14+00:00

Ahh yes, the partying throughout her teens and 20s, 30s eating unhealthy, and popping out kids all catches up to most by late 30s to 40yo. There are some exceptions based on genetics and lifestyle choices. But yes the Wall is awsome. I'm sure she still texts Tyrones number when she strikes out during the week trying to land her Beta Cuck, then he comes over just for sport and fills her up cause muh white bbw's wahmens, lol.

thedukeinc · 2022-02-06T16:59:24+00:00

That’s an oompa loopa with demands.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-02-07T02:09:40+00:00

Wow, 38 single mother and looking for a LTR.

Love this sub, thank you to all posting.

The dilusion is hilarious and entertaining, and I appreciate a daily RP dose.

Dunkman83 · 2022-02-06T18:07:49+00:00

they all have this "take it or leave it" attitude

UncleDad_AuntMom · 2022-02-06T19:37:58+00:00

She gained 5 years and 40 pounds with each pic.

loneliness-inc · 2022-02-07T07:42:38+00:00

First two pictures are how she would like to look.

Last two pictures are how she actually looks.

Rapushka · 2022-02-06T16:24:02+00:00

My father, the judge.

You need a strong father who tells you no and judges you. It's not okay.

FaeVandal · 2022-02-06T18:52:24+00:00

Please pass the eye bleach.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-02-06T23:22:30+00:00

Filter vs No Filter is just unreal.

SwinginPastMyKnees_ · 2022-02-07T02:22:38+00:00

And women wonder why men match with them and unmatch them later.

These snapchat filters are something else.

upsidedownbackwards · 2022-02-07T04:52:08+00:00

I'm not looking at the moment, gonna put "I swipe left on filters" in my profile. I'm 6'4, decent looking, no kids, never married, and almost 40.

Just a little poke that men are sick of their shit.

Natuasi · 2022-02-07T05:59:18+00:00

*SO MANY FAKE PROFILES ON HERE. I GIVE UP! * While using straight filters in her head shots. Lol

Saianna · 2022-02-07T06:09:15+00:00

Photoshop head

Big photoshop forehead

Old big forehead

Big body, old big forehead

xD

Fancuku · 2022-02-07T10:30:50+00:00

Jerome hit that but he would never tell his friends.

No_Valuable827 · 2022-02-07T17:15:02+00:00

Those first two pics are filtered so badly she looks like anime.

BigCountryExpat · 2022-02-06T16:50:25+00:00

I could land a Blackhawk on the five-head... or is it a six head?
Set up a panel marker and aim for it boys!

wintersjourneyy · 2022-02-06T17:15:28+00:00

I feel 2nd hand cheated by the heavily filtered images that make her look late 20s. I scrolled down and felt my blood pressure drop. I've been silently following this sub for a long time and this is the first time a profile has struck me this hard.

Rockmann1 · 2022-02-06T17:59:30+00:00

Is that Octomom?

FormerBTfan · 2022-02-06T18:14:03+00:00

Have never seen quite that color scheme or printing on a 4 man tent before. Must be from one of those new wave progressive out door supply places.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2022-02-06T18:19:01+00:00

It gets worse with each picture.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-02-06T19:33:40+00:00

The more there is love, the less I want to love.

Extracrispyrooster · 2022-02-06T19:40:32+00:00

So deceptive with the pics lmao. Just gotta assume they're all porkers unless shown evidence.

pdiggs1500 · 2022-02-06T20:30:23+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth

masterlock35 · 2022-02-06T21:56:41+00:00

She ain't just big she huge

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-06T22:02:44+00:00

Her shirt looks like it could be used as a parachute in a pinch.

lameasdude · 2022-02-06T22:21:03+00:00

Something I find kinda funny is that some of them aren't necessarily ugly or unattractive, but they show a makeup and filter photo that gets yiublike of kinda cute then their real face and it's like oof wrong order girl. Yiu should show what you are and what you can become not what to pretend to be and what you'll give

SwiftStrik3 · 2022-02-06T23:13:01+00:00

Looks like a guy

Mister_McDerp · 2022-02-07T11:27:30+00:00

Oh wow, those pictures are a pretty clear and terrible timeline. First picture: Actually hot (even though heavily edited), second picture you can see some of that age creeping in, third picture -> who IS this?, fourth -> Oh... Oh, no no no!

I actually feel bad for her. One day soon she'll introspect and look at these pictures herself and she'll recoil in terror.

Also, in the last picture she looks like she ate herself retarded.

1st10Amendments · 2022-02-07T14:56:29+00:00

“Not interested in sexting… FWB… Want a man who… wants a relationship.”

Can SHE give HIM what HE wants in a relationship, or is this only about her? (Asking for a friend, I’m not interested, personally. She has a tattoo. … What? I’m not allowed to have preferences?)

pdoherty972 · 2022-02-07T17:25:17+00:00

That second pic needs to go straight to r/fiveheads

KxngFunkeeOfficial · 2022-02-06T16:59:37+00:00

what's TCS? lemme make sure i actually know it right

angelangel50 · 2022-02-06T17:12:08+00:00

TCS?

Neurismus · 2022-02-06T18:39:11+00:00

Pretty face but dear god don't look under the neck

PirateDocBrown · 2022-02-06T18:46:11+00:00

Cant believe no one is noticing the insanity eyes.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-02-06T19:46:31+00:00

Omg...

As I scrolled down on this page, this chick got bigger and bigger!

waveformcollapse · 2022-02-06T20:36:42+00:00

THese profiles piss me off because it's always a waste of time to read. They should have just written "I'm immature and I didn't have a father."

NickTesla2018 · 2022-02-06T21:09:42+00:00

Hey! Hey! Hey! Large and in charge. All of those rules worked the first time around. Let's keep it going!

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-02-06T22:22:45+00:00

It is only through things like this sub that I actually learnt that their were apparently fake male profiles to trap thirsty women

I kind of assumed that since they likely get exponentially more legit matches that getting caught out by the fake one would he obvious - the one guy obviously hotter than all your other matches

Such a difference isn’t always obvious for men who don’t get many in the first place

When I used tinder in my mid 20s that was what it was like - majority of matches I actually got were fake. So I couldn’t exactly benchmark what they were like compared to real ones

It seems like the fakes are clamped down more now (at least on some apps). And I mean legit fakes. Not the ones who aren’t serious and just want Insta followers or OF subscribers

maruadventurer · 2022-02-07T13:11:17+00:00

Quick somebody turn the filter back on, my eyes!

enochrox · 2022-02-07T14:48:43+00:00

This made me want to go watch Gallagher.

V_M · 2022-02-07T17:32:26+00:00

Strange photo selection. First picture, fuzzy but kind of cute. Second picture, hot, those lips are fire! Third picture, why did you put a picture of your mom in the middle of cleaning your filthy bathroom in your hookup app profile, damn lady trying to get clean in that bathroom must be like trying to wash off in a mud puddle? Forth picture, are you and your mom wearing a Halloween horse costume together or are there three of you in that crazy get up?

Also I like translating backwards stuff. Her circus tent in the last pic reads "grateful thankful blessed and kind" when flipped in my photo editor. I was going to be a jackass and copy and paste her head on a whale but clearly someone already beat me to it. She's about the right age for me if I were single, and her shirt summarizes how I feel about being married to someone much better than her WRT the classic question of "where are all the good men". Someone who's "serious about friendships or dating" and "carry on respectful conversations" and so forth got wife'd up a long time ago, so she's stuck with the guys who want to pump and dump a fat single mom.

I would bet a small amount of money that top pic looks a little fuzzy because that's her high school yearbook photo from twenty years and two hundred pounds ago.

Old_snowboarder · 2022-02-07T19:36:11+00:00

Given how fat she is I'm not interested in being sexual with her. Should I message her?

ExactAd7962 · 2022-02-06T18:07:42+00:00

Wow 😯. Make up and filters really do wonders on people.

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2022-02-06T19:56:58+00:00

What does she bring to the table besides baggage and a bunch of needs?

I found a funny website: https://igotstandardsbro.com/

You can input married/unmarried, race, height, weight, age, min income for a man and it shows the stats on how many men there are like that.

It IS quite a bit slow, so input and then come back after several minutes for the results.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-06T19:57:21+00:00

I wonder if there are men's profiles out there that says "I'm x and if you can't handle x then good-bye!"? Are there? It just doesn't seem like something men would say. I know I wouldn't.

kdtzzz · 2022-02-06T20:00:50+00:00

That’s no women that’s a M1 Abrams

Cactus2711 · 2022-02-06T21:36:04+00:00

She’s not big, she’s THICC

Natriumzyanid · 2022-02-06T21:43:05+00:00

oh boy and i thought I had receding hairline lol

StinkingDischarge · 2022-02-07T14:14:53+00:00

She says she's a "big girl". I'm ok with the 5'9" part but I'll pass one who's a Twinkie away from collapsing into a neutron star. WTF it is?? "Big girl" isn't necessarily a bad thing. Ashley Graham is a "big girl" and is hot af. But a corpulent, amorphous blob is something I can't get hard for even blindfolded. There are so many euphemisms for morbid obesity these days, I guess add "big girl" to the list.

Nice how she leads with a heavily manipulated head shot then reveals the sad truth as you scroll down. At least she throws an element of honesty in there.

BasiWolf · 2022-02-08T06:18:58+00:00

I went from she cute i wont mind doing her to slowly recognize that it was all make up and I wont touch her with a 10 foot pole

other_worlds · 2022-02-08T12:33:54+00:00

This fat, old mom wants to be courted like it's the '50s.

Even if it was the '50s, you'd be ignored.

You had your shot, and you blew it.

Ok_Cut_3238 · 2022-02-09T00:48:39+00:00

Lol. Her pictures gradually get worse as she starts to strip the fakery until the big reveal at the bottom 🤢

RunawayGrain · 2022-02-07T13:45:15+00:00

You know, making this kind of profile on a hookup app is just and admission that she has no clue where or how to meet a decent guy. She just goes back to the same well with different demands and assumes she will be given express service ...

ransay3277 · 2022-02-09T00:16:17+00:00

Complains about fake profiles - Uses a ton of filters.

BrettyanneXoX · 2022-02-14T02:49:49+00:00

My friends who are fat put in more during sex so don't rule that out guys

Copingalone · 2022-02-06T17:18:08+00:00

She's cute but I know she'd reject me for being shorter.

You can't be sexual even though her TCS shows he has had plenty of it.

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Title	You can't be sexual even though her TCS shows he has had plenty of it.
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Date	February 6, 2022 3:40 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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