Here's one to rustle the jimmies: Dude in r/confessions gets told "no sex, just friends" before visiting a girl. She instead initiates a blowjob. Thinking sex is now go for launch, he tries for that and she lets him. Next day? "Rape!"

http://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1o41t1/raped_a_girl_sort_of_maybe_sort_of/

The saddest part is, he pretty much buys it. He takes a pretty good beating in the comments, too.

Remember: Women are strong, independent, and every bit as capable as a man of making their own decisions and standing up for themselves.

Except for sex. Then they're helpless babies with no agency or power to disagree and say no and you better goddamn ask for that enthusiastic consent every step of the way and don't you forget that, you dirty rapist shitlord.

Edit to add: Oh and lookie, here's SRS right on schedule to tell all us dirty shitlords why it's rape for this guy to do the same thing the girl did when she gave him a non-rapey blowjob without consent and why women are helpless infants who must be asked if they want to do something or else you're forcing them through mind control or something.