Major makeup brand posts this on Facebook with the caption “hey, at least it’s the thought that counts??”. Chaos ensues in the comments.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-06-01T05:02:13+00:00

She forgot “and do the dishes and be ready to fuck me after” 🤢

umbralgarden · 2020-06-01T06:32:57+00:00

This was literally my 15 year wedding anniversary dinner, except he did pick up the meat and a tub of potato salad on the way home from work. Didn't bother with a gift or flowers or card though. Divorce is almost final now.

notochord · 2020-06-01T09:01:20+00:00

“What can I do to help you not be depressed? Tell me how I can fix you.”

TheOGJammies · 2020-06-01T07:38:13+00:00

I’m tired of celebrating male incompetence

blackcherry333 · 2020-06-01T07:30:36+00:00

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SOfoundmyotherone · 2020-06-01T10:11:44+00:00

Ughhh memories of my dad slapping down literally raw ass chicken that was burnt on the outside and forcing us to eat it because he was “really proud and we should be grateful”. I’m not exaggerating, cold in the center frozen chicken

And the entire dinner would be him insisting over and over agIn that he did a good job and getting extremely emotional if anyone said otherwise. So fun!

Happy_face_caller · 2020-06-01T09:00:08+00:00

My dad every weekend in the summer lol.

Also make sure there is beer and tell him when he’s burning it because he drank too much

cherthemusical · 2020-06-01T06:17:18+00:00

Lol true though, I've never been made a dinner where I wasn't asked a million questions first. If I'm asked "how long do I boil the pasta" one more time while they're holding the box that shows exactly how long to boil it my head will explode.

iamjustventing · 2020-06-01T12:53:22+00:00

Yup. Quarantining with my parents right now. The only thing my dad knows how to cook is meat on the grill, and always makes a huge mess that me and my mom have to clean up afterwards. I like to try new dishes, and he ALWAYS critiques the shit out of them or looks at them nastily. Meanwhile, I have literally never seen him cook anything besides meat and my dishes are bomb af.

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-06-01T11:49:35+00:00

My dad didn’t cook much when I was a kid because he spent about 11 hours working and commuting a day. Still was never taught to learn how to Cook For My Husband by either of my parents. I was self-taught.

My Dad has been retired since I was in high school (around 2003), is now a crossing guard and loves protects the kids on his route (The amount of children who have come up to my dad to tell him that a car was following him is disturbingly high). He goes to the market every day and my parents cook 50/50. And his food is good.

Real men give a shit about EVERYONE. Not just themselves.

onefoulowl · 2020-06-01T08:27:28+00:00

What makeup brand was this?

adventurelillypad · 2020-06-01T13:03:00+00:00

😒 wow. What major makeup brand? Also, I got in an argument today with my brother about grilling. I’m literally a professional cook but he says that it’s a man’s job. I grill so well he can stick his well done steaks up his ass

spaceghost260 · 2020-06-01T10:41:38+00:00

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janestnycrk4 · 2020-06-01T12:08:07+00:00

Figures the second they touch a spatula or anything related they want credit for making dinner.

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-06-01T11:19:33+00:00

Where is the lie?! My family every weekend growing up.

fiercefinance · 2020-06-01T11:33:51+00:00

My ex would say he's gonna do it then procrastinate and I learnt how to grill my own damn steak because I was hungry

0kfornow · 2020-06-01T10:29:47+00:00

The truth hurts

justapairofjeans · 2020-06-01T12:36:20+00:00

My grandmother always tells me that one of her standards was that the men she dated either had to "be able to pay for her meals or cook them". My grandfather still makes dinner 6/7 nights a week and cleans up after.

notochord · 2020-06-01T21:34:58+00:00

Here’s another one, my boyfriend (who I’m working on separating from- the finances are challenging right now) also said this about the protests going on in the states right now:

“If no one reaches out to me and and tells me how I can help, then I’m going to assume they don’t need or want my help and I won’t do anything.”

So he sat at home all weekend and gamed while I went to a vigil and also donated 75 dollars (a lot for me while I’m unemployed) to three separate charities in honor of George Floyd and my next door neighbor Nichelle*- who is a black woman.

I then walked over to Nichelle’s house with flowers I cut from my garden and a letter I wrote to her and her children and said, to her face, that I see them and am always next door looking out for them. I told her I’m worried about the future her and her kids face and want to listen and be a better white person. If Nichelle ever needs help with house or yard work, watching the kids for a moment, or someone to stand by and videotape if their house gets hit by the police that I want to be that person and I care for them as people.

She told me about how her teen daughter went to the vigil and protest and was scared but proud for her. How her church is praying and are hoping but that these are dark and scary times and she’s very worried about her children and grandchildren. She said she might take me up on the offer to help prune the trees in her yard and she said thank you for the donation of funds.

It’s not a lot, but it’s something. And something is more than nothing.

kirky500 · 2020-06-01T23:11:36+00:00

No way DUSTYS. I wanna eat out. Don't mess up the kitchen.

PrisonIsBoring · 2020-06-01T17:20:34+00:00

The accuracy is painful.

typeadhd · 2020-08-01T12:16:01+00:00

Jesus

We really gotta dismantle the culture of heterosexual relationships where the men do absolutely nothing

And I know some women would cry tears of joy if their man even offered this because they do nothing else the rest of the week

Villanelloh · 2020-06-01T13:15:32+00:00

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EJTrimble · 2020-06-01T15:52:43+00:00

Abby Jimenez is an author and owns a few cupcake shops. This is a typical post of hers, check out her Facebook, there are some really funny comments.

UnofficialUnicorn · 2020-06-01T15:18:16+00:00

Perhaps this was posted as a joke?

Title	Major makeup brand posts this on Facebook with the caption “hey, at least it’s the thought that counts??”. Chaos ensues in the comments.
Author	jubadass
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Comments	73
Date	June 1, 2020 4:21 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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