Trading her self-respect for a Lego set

Hmtnsw · 2021-05-29T17:22:45+00:00

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2021-05-29T17:30:25+00:00

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millennialpink2000 · 2021-05-29T20:16:53+00:00

She's gorgeous and he looks like a poodle

Relationships are not structured to benefit women

juicy_lime · 2021-05-29T17:42:32+00:00

She has that unfortunate putting-up-with-a-manchild look on her face on her wedding day. Also, that's a beautiful dress.

TiredLaura · 2021-05-29T18:07:31+00:00

Is this guy thinking that his buddy's deal is somehow wholesome or what?? It's pathetic on every single level!

And why would anybody be so desperate to be married, that they'll settle for a man baby? Nothing wrong with Lego, but entering into married life with someone, who demands toys to agree to commit to her... smh

MadamLeFay · 2021-05-29T17:28:17+00:00

What a twerpy, impotent-looking little weenie of a manchild...

Notice she's barely Mrs. Legoman for 10 minutes and she's already drinking...

motioncaptureF · 2021-05-29T17:23:15+00:00

First of all EW ! second of all EEWWWWWWWWWWW ! 🤢

Hostileovaries · 2021-05-29T19:54:54+00:00

I had to look this up, but this LEGO set is $700 and 43 inches long when complete.

shinyjewels · 2021-05-29T17:43:23+00:00

How much you want to bet that the lego set was worth more than her ring

arnezuara · 2021-05-29T17:44:29+00:00

The look on her face says everything.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-05-29T22:24:39+00:00

There’s not enough lube in the world to facilitate me mating with a manchild like this. My vagina shuts closed like a bear trap at the sight of men who obsessively collect toys.

Guyincognito9876 · 2021-05-29T21:41:21+00:00

Unbelievable how many beautiful women settle for ugly-ass and pathetic men like this, then they try to joke about it to cover up their despair.

eatchickpeas · 2021-05-29T20:47:06+00:00

they need the woman closest in their lives to know that their hobbies/ their career/ their pleasure will always come first before them, that she is secondary but he must be her primary. him equating his marriage TO AN ADULT WOMAN to his love for lego is childish, immature, arrogant and rude. this isnt cute or adorable

pickmes will think im overexaggerating but i really wonder how this would be if the situation was reversed. imagine the hatred a woman would receive if she told her partner she would marry him if he bought her a pair of expensive shoes or a gold plated keyboard or something? if she had a hobby outside of her relationship and she asked her partner to treat her leisure the same as a marriage

moonstonegoddesss · 2021-05-29T17:56:06+00:00

it looks like she married a child

illuminati_hottie · 2021-05-29T22:13:20+00:00

It terrifies me to think that this woman would have been me if I had stayed with my scrote ex shudders

Did this gorgeous woman have NO ONE in her life to tell her to not marry this man?? Like what?? He obviously doesn’t have looks, personality, nor money (if he was rich he could have just bought these stupid legos on his own) so what is going on here?? What is the appeal?? At least when I was with my scrote ex people would occasionally mention how I was too good for him lol

throwaway715123 · 2021-05-29T17:51:06+00:00

That's one gigantic head he's got.

TululahJayne · 2021-05-29T21:48:40+00:00

i know i always use caps lock but.....WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN PUT UP WITH THIS!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE A LIBFEM AND SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? "MAYBE THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS...WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE??"

I AM GOING TO CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN. THIS IS THE SADDEST MOST CRINGE WEDDING PHOTO. HE LOOKS LIKE A DISCOUNT VERSION OF AN OFF DUTY MEMBER OF KISS. HE IS REPULSIVE AND I HOPE HE SEES THIS POST. SOMEONE SAVE THIS POOR WOMAN!!

i have absolutely had it with the low value theatrics!!!! You can not tell me after one afternoon on fds this woman would think this is ok. Women NEED other women because then we would say hey, this isn't right. He needs to be putting in actual effort. This is not a showcase of love, it's actually a showcase of how disposable you are. He married for looks, you gave that to him, and now he doesn't have to try. He gets to embarrass you(forever etched into the bowels of the internet) online and in real life. He made a mockery of a union. I don't even want to get married, but when i see the disrespectful actions of some dirty looking scrote and his expectant, beautiful wife....it makes me want to cry. I want to write this woman and ACTUAL PAPER SNAIL MAIL LETTER and tell her to leave this sorry ass Penn Jillette knockoff wannabe. Whole magician looking ass, with his nasty greasy hair and caught-in-a-drain-hairball-ass-ponytail. ENOUGH!

catlady4u · 2021-05-29T17:30:39+00:00

Pathetic.

Crafty_Collar8183 · 2021-05-29T19:17:35+00:00

One year later....

Wife is an alcoholic and husband is still hugging the Lego of his dreams.

lostmillenia · 2021-05-29T23:00:52+00:00

Just about time to buy myself a darn ring. This is reality.

sleepysiri · 2021-05-29T19:14:15+00:00

This reminds me of those wedding cake topper things that show a little bride and groom fighting each other. Nightmare.

maracat1989 · 2021-05-29T19:57:42+00:00

He loves legos more than her

megumi_BB · 2021-05-29T19:30:26+00:00

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ArugulaIsAwesome · 2021-05-30T05:08:53+00:00

I bet she bought and paid for all the furniture in that room too.

wondertarget · 2021-05-30T01:45:54+00:00

🎵🎶She was a Queen. He was a troll. Can I make it anymore obvious?🎵🎶

GlitterLoveAngel · 2021-05-29T21:07:22+00:00

She looks like she’s about to cry

abby_ch238 · 2021-05-29T23:14:00+00:00

I don’t get why any women would even agree to taking cringey pics like these like this is just embarrassing for her to be with this man child.

nastaysafilippovna · 2021-05-30T00:19:37+00:00

Now that is the face of settling. If I look that on my wedding day I'm dipping out, poor girl.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-05-30T00:54:40+00:00

Fugly guy, lovely woman. Typical.

I can't believe she has sex with him, to be honest. He looks like a dweebie asshole. She probably bought everything in that apartment.

GIfuckingJane · 2021-05-29T22:06:19+00:00

How depressing.

Montanegro · 2021-05-30T00:43:28+00:00

“I’ll marry you if you buy me legos”

libramo0n · 2021-05-30T01:25:18+00:00

She is so stupidly out of his league it makes me sick.

fogplum · 2021-05-30T04:57:52+00:00

She looks like she’s already regretting it.

VanessaViews · 2021-05-30T06:38:29+00:00

Lol I recognize that LEGO set it's the one my eight year old nephew always ask for.

frostedgemstone · 2021-05-30T01:37:46+00:00

If the guy I was with told me it would take a goddamn lego set to commit to me, I’d think he was (poorly) joking. When I find out it’s not a joke, I’m gone. How low does your self-esteem have to be to make this kind of trade deal, let alone with an aesthetically deficient manchild

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clithoodwink · 2021-05-30T11:02:43+00:00

I don’t understand, where is his chin?

millrice · 2021-05-30T03:57:30+00:00

I'm fine with you lego-ing all your life as long as I get to be your bangmaid 😩😩😩

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-05-30T13:50:58+00:00

Marriage is a patriarchal construct. I'm glad that more and more young women put their career and their success above relationships with men

howdoilogoutt · 2021-05-30T14:38:00+00:00

Lol so trashy

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-05-30T14:51:46+00:00

How can she be aroused by him

queen-me- · 2021-05-30T15:15:29+00:00

Oh my god, I thought this was on wholesomememes or something and I instinctively downvoted it lol. This is wild..

myeggsarebig · 2021-05-30T15:07:35+00:00

When I was dating my ex husband, he told me that he had plans to go to a rock expo, after our date. I thought he collected literal rocks, and was about to nope right on out, when he realized what I thought, and corrected himself “rock and roll, and were you going to break up with me if I collected rocks?!”

Yes. I really was.

Thesseli · 2021-05-30T15:57:30+00:00

What is he, a ten year old? A Lego set???

Title	Trading her self-respect for a Lego set
Author	cattimusrex
Upvotes	136
Comments	71
Date	May 29, 2021 4:18 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nnqsj9/trading_her_selfrespect_for_a_lego_set/
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