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[โ]lunarfulminateFDS Newbie 346 points347 points348 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Grand-mรจre woke up and chose violence.
[โ]Latter_Ostrich2875FDS Newbie 284 points285 points286 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This gave me a good chuckle ๐ beautifully said
[โ]mashibeansFDS Newbie 498 points499 points500 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
It's not even good sausage most of the time. Biggest scam in the world, brainwash women into believing most sausage is good, when most sausage is gross and useless.
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[โ]charmparticleFDS Newbie 89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. I've seen how the sausage is made (literally a field trip to a food processor), can confirm that the sausage is gross and useless.
[โ]betsybassetFDS Newbie 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. There's a reason why sausage is cheap.
It's made from the cheapest cuts ๐ฅด noone wants to buy.
[โ]3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rnThrowaway Account 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is the sausage in the garbage
[โ]W3remaidFDS Newbie 103 points104 points105 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
๐ค ๐ญ
[โ]WatzooFDS Newbie 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
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[โ]tarakiller22FDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes. Yes, you did.
[โ]BetterDeparture436FDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:D
[โ]sleepysiriFDS Newbie 335 points336 points337 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
80% of women are against marriage? Iโd like to look more into that because that sounds exactly like the world I want to live in lmao!
[โ]cat_lioFDS Newbie[S] 186 points187 points188 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I would like to believe that's an accurate statistic, unfortunately I didn't find any source.
It sounds like a peaceful world ๐.
[โ]Fit_JuiceFDS Newbie 108 points109 points110 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jun/11/is-marriage-really-on-the-decline-because-of-mens-cheap-access-to-sex Granted it's the guardian but it's a good starting point if you're up for a little homework.
[โ]curiousandbashfulFDS Newbie 100 points101 points102 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the mid-20th century, marriage was close to socially mandatory for both genders: women had few economic survival avenues outside marriage and, paradoxically, unmarried men faced job discrimination
Here be why the Church and the State care.
[โ]GourmayFDS Apprentice 75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is entirely absent from Regnerusโs male-centric argument is the fact that women, having gained power economically and politically, now have a real say in our fate.
YES!
[โ]Eva4ever28FDS Newbie 162 points163 points164 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha a dude the other day was telling me how he would marry me if I wanted even though he doesnโt see the point. I was like...hell no! Share my fat ass retirement money with you? No boo. Time and time again studies prove marriage benefits men cuz itโs true. OBVIOUSLY. Keep leveling up queens!
OMG also the look on his face when I said hell no. Men have been programmed to think all women want marriage. Now that we have instant access to research that shows how most marriages ruin womenโs happiness...not so much.
[โ]heziedFDS Newbie 86 points87 points88 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Well I don't even want this thing but I guess if you really wanted me to I'd go along with it, for your sake"
-Guy who really wants the thing
[โ]MisandryFTWFDS Newbie 112 points113 points114 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Scientific studies show getting married increases male life expectancy while decreasing female life expectancy. If you want to get married, make sure he is really really worth it and you aren't sacrificing your extra years and sanity for nothing.
[โ]VikingDotterFDS Apprentice 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They literally steal your life expectancy ๐ before marrying a man, ask yourself if heโs worth cutting off years of your life for!
[โ]CandidKickFDS Newbie 104 points105 points106 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The worst part is, so many men fail to even wash it.
So many horror stories of unwashed men. Itโs not manly to go a week without showering so that when your girlfriend pulls your foreskin back, your nasty, putrid โcheeseโ falls out๐คข๐คฎ
And no, your girlfriend is not stuck up for asking you to brush your teeth before sex. We can all smell it across the room.
Women put up with too much.
[โ]IAteTheDragonFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my gosh, so graphic ๐ฑ๐ But also true
[โ]CandidKickFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. My friends have told me so many horror stories. Young women often think they have to put up with gross men. If you are suddenly getting UTIโs after becoming sexually active with someone, look at your partner. They may not be as hygienic as you think.
[โ]HeroForHire369FDS Disciple 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck ew. Only with one intact guy (rare in my country), but he was very clean, but I have heard the horror stories. The horrible things that could happen from that petri dish being pushed in you. I do often wonder how we managed to have sex before the hygienic practices we have implemented today without us dying from infections.
Certainly could not practice your libfem SexPos lifestyle that's for sure, that would be even riskier than it is now.
[โ]akashyaboaFDS Newbie 99 points100 points101 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
True. I really don't want to get married. I like to have a chance to run away at short notice. And maybe even have options open for cuter guys, why not?
But of course I understand why somw women would want to get married, especially if they are thinking of having kids.
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 77 points78 points79 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
I would like to get married but I don't want kids.
But the longer I stay single voluntarily, the more I just want to stay single.
[โ]throwawayathrowaway0FDS Newbie 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same, sis. Being single is safer, though marriage sounds nice in an ideal world. But why take such chances when the risks are so great and the odds are so poor?
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EXACTLY
[โ]mitskiismygfFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
The only thing I miss about dating men is that I wouldnโt get harassed when walking with a man. Thatโs it. The one and only perk LOL.
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I feel that. I remember I would wear some guy's military dog tags on my Keychain to keep men away when he wasn't around. I used it as a protection charm and looking back feeling safer with that is sad.
[โ]WatzooFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Just get a Great Dane. Theyโre giant coach potatoes and the total sweetest.
Their bark also sounds like the Hound of Hell. Theyโre cowards, but they bark a lot before they run and hide, so youโll be fine.
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I find it funny you said this because I was out for a smoothie the other day and this girl walked by with her Great Dane. No leash, well behaved and so precious!
[โ]WatzooFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Theyโre seriously the closest youโre going to get to a man-sized low-maintenance partner who absolutely adores you and yet steals all your snacks off the kitchen table.
Once you get one, itโs impossible to live without a farting Great Dane taking up the entire sofa next to you. Ever again. (Keep the windows open.)
[โ]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL! My god, I am dying here๐
[โ]HeroForHire369FDS Disciple 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Cane Corsos, too, but they're typically not the... run and hide kind. They need a lot of training, though, and for a long duration. But they're unbelievably loyal and loving to their owner/parent/whatever you consider yourself.
Edit- also CC are pretty active/you should keep them active, so I have not idea why I chimed in. Lol. I just saw a big dog discussion and I ran over here.
[โ]WatzooFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey, itโs good to know about a breed before you get one! And itโs good for a gal living alone to have a dog. (Not sure why, but crime research seems to support the theory that a dog means youโre less likely to be a target in your own home.)
Great Danes can be a little unpredictable if theyโre male and not neutered so there is that. But theyโre pretty lazy, so itโs a surprisingly low maintenance breed if you socialize them when theyโre small enough to physically manage.
[โ]HeroForHire369FDS Disciple 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My next dog I am wanting a Great Dane. I love big dogs, don't know if I can ever go back below 60 or so pounds. My baby's not even a year old and he is weeeeeell above that, himself.
He's a mushy baby when he gets to know you, but obviously does his job when he doesn't know you. An all-around mush might be best for the next one, haha.
[โ]Fit_JuiceFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh, Kangal's are given a bad rep too. While don't get me wrong they can probably end a man, they most likely had it coming, they actually really sensitive dogs that get along well with children. They make really good family dogs.
[โ]Amazing_Wolverine_37FDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The more I think about having another kid (mine was planned, the other parties weird birth related midlife crisis was not), the more I think about a nanny and a sperm bank. And I adore sex, just haven't really found a decent match.
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't want kids and I like sex too. Haven't found a good match (but not trying either). I know that a lot of single women/moms are choosing to stay single because "1 less child I have to tend to." And it's sad because raising a child is hard, even with a partner. Hope you find a sperm bank and nanny that works for you!
[โ]akashyaboaFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This makes me so sad. The whole selling point of marriage under patriarchy is to always have someone to help/support you. And it breaks my heart that most of the time husbands add to the hard time.
At least all the married couples I know are like that. The only healthy married couple I know is my boyfriend's parents. And it gives me hope but still not enough yet tbh
[โ]alraqsfidawalqamarFDS Newbie 71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And i donโt even like sausage ๐ฅฑ
[โ]anotherdamnloserFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn straight!
[โ]Ugh_please_just_no 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
After my experience and observations of my relatives marriages/divorce; I counsel against marriage.
And when ladies are wondering about divorce I tell them โI canโt recommend it enough!โ
[โ]WatzooFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bought extra copies of โWifeworkโ to gift to my nieces and friendsโ daughters at their high school graduation (bundled with โIโm not for everyone and neither are youโ and a couple other classics).
Itโs a damning statement against marriage unless you have kids with your husband. Other than that specific scenario, marriage doesnโt statistically benefit women who donโt have kids or who already have kids with someone else.
[โ]4BigDataFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks! I'll read it
[โ]slayeroftruthFDS Apprentice 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it. lol .. Absolutely adore wise older women. They know the game.
[โ]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mic drop
[โ]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Homegirl knows about micrococks
[โ]IAteTheDragonFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
๐๐คฃ๐
[โ]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. Scrotes are offended and lazy by attacking her. Stay mad Scrotes.
[โ]snootdidanootFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beautiful ๐
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[โ]JesusisKingisLordFDS STRATEGY COACH 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
QUEEN ENERGY
[โ]curiouscat_92 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How can I download this video? I want to share this with my friends over whatsapp.
[โ]kwhoronaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm stealing this!
[โ]casuallyuninterestedFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genius
[โ]pickadaisyFDS Apprentice 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO SO HARD
[โ]GabbaG0ulFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually laughed out loud.
[โ]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a little sausage!
she said it!
[โ]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Grandma spits facts
[โ]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love you Gran! โค๏ธ๐คฃโค๏ธ
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Dropping truth bombs๐
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