As a female...

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-28T13:31:17+00:00

As a female...

“...which I totally am. A real-deal woman! Yep, that’s me! I’m a vagina-haver and definitely not a man behind this computer screen. And even if I wasn’t a totally cool girl and was a man with a penis my dick would be HUGE.”

ricemilkfoam · 2020-02-28T11:32:59+00:00

I love it when men try to LARP on Reddit as a FeMaLe. They have to know we see right through it right?!?!

angeljuice · 2020-02-28T13:52:23+00:00

Men have been shaming womens bodies for a long time, women have never and will never shame male bodies as much or with as much hatred as men do... 9 year old girls are requesting labiaplasty surgery!!!

MonicaLSolis · 2020-02-28T14:03:50+00:00

They ridicule our labias all the fucking time even though we have no control over it. We'll stop making tic tac jokes when men stop making roast beef jokes.

Consider_the_Horses · 2020-02-28T11:38:56+00:00

Now that both "The Donald" and "MGTOW" are quarantined, r/unpopularopinion is the biggest misogynistic right-wing sub that is not quarantined yet.

505ithy · 2020-02-28T18:56:22+00:00

Please. The nastiest of men will have no shame to tell a woman about every fuckin flaw she has. But you tell a man he has a small dick or he’s short and he’ll fucking kill you.

Bovvsette · 2020-02-28T10:37:08+00:00

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blackopium777 · 2020-02-28T12:02:49+00:00

I saw some guy being butthurt about a girl not wanting to fuck someone with a tiny dick. Everyone was going apeshit about it, called the girl a whore and all that. So obviously I will laugh about a tiny dick now. Because even if you're nice about it, males will go crazy. Die mad, scrotes.

BlueberryOrchid95 · 2020-02-28T15:34:38+00:00

Dear any men reading this: I’m so sorry but penis size does matter. Some women will put up with something smaller if they already love you and you do other things to please her like toys or good oral. But it’s not a woman’s fault if biologically you cannot fulfill her needs to make her orgasm. Why have sex if it sucks? The entire point is to orgasm. If you’re bad at that then i guess try other methods but no women should be bullied to put up with bad sex for her entire life. And the truth is it wouldn’t work anyway.

ivy176 · 2020-02-28T14:55:22+00:00

I saw that today too. I wondered if it was a guy typing it.

I also disagreed with them implying that it's so unacceptable to comment on womens weight and other things that it barely happens, yet acting like people are teasing penises in the street all day.

I mean come on, women's bodies are ridiculed everywhere. Men are just sensitive over penis size and height because every other little part of their bodies isn't scrutinized by the media like women's bodies are. They're not used to it, so criticizing one item is like shocking.

BlueberryOrchid95 · 2020-02-28T15:31:26+00:00

No woman calls themselves a “female” that’s so awkward lmao

extraacct1234 · 2020-02-28T10:35:46+00:00

Lol I can smell the small finger dick male LARPing as a woman.

Adding: if I've got to fuck it to get my pleasure then it's got to be big enough for me to feel. If some dude with a little finger dick wants to get on in life he better learn how to get really fucking skilled with his hands and his mouth and make a woman cum with that. And even that's really just barely sufficient but not fully satisfying.

even_thriller · 2020-02-28T11:29:15+00:00

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jazzyjazcons · 2020-02-28T17:18:25+00:00

Here’s a link to the post: https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/fan7lo/dick_shaming_should_be_taken_as_seriously_as_all/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Oh, the comments!! Men taking the opportunity to air out their grievances that they expected to maintain an erection and last more than 2 minutes! What the fuck is this app!?

2020-02-28T13:56:16+00:00

Honestly, this is such a micro problem in our culture. So to speak. There's a witch hunt conducted by these exact people whenever a woman claims she was sexually abused/mistreated. It goes as far as victim blaming but can also be seen whenever women complain about how a sexual partner was unable to please them.

Whenever we talk about our sexual preferences we're being unreasonable and inconsiderate? Yet I literally just saw a thread on askreddit asking people what is their secret kink, full of guys joking about date rape and spiking women's drinks.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-02-28T15:51:30+00:00

I totally read that paragraph in Quark’s voice from Star Trek. F E M A L E S....🤣

Novemberinthechair · 2020-02-28T13:37:37+00:00

Female my ass.

darkhorse8419 · 2020-02-28T14:25:03+00:00

And yet we’re the ones who have to walk by grocery stores, malls, etc. filled with magazines telling us how ugly, boring, prudish, slutty fat, skinny, skinn/fat we are. Sorry, no empathy here because if they actually put in the effort to be good lovers, it would not matter so much. If they could put their egos aside and get strap one. I have to train my ass, because my vagina isn’t tight enough for you, but you can’t wear a strap on, or learn how to use your mouth and fingers properly? Let me play you a song on the world’s smallest violin....

theghettogirl · 2020-02-28T17:28:59+00:00

Guys: She gotta be 36 24 36 thick thighs and a tiny waist and Dynamite tits long natural hair no strange colors, size 6 in shoes, her hands have to be small with plump lips wears makeup and works out , no fatties!

Girls: No small dicks

Guys: you selfish ho! I can't believe you would shame us like this! I hope you get r*ped and die!

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-02-28T12:57:46+00:00

But tiny dicks are funny. waddyagonnado.

somethingouthere · 2020-02-28T12:17:04+00:00

Yeah no, a woman would never take the time of to write this, that’s a man, well unless she has a sugar daddy at home that gets her whatever she wants, while she kneels down and worships his cylindrical weiner complimented by curly silver pubes. PoOr dAdDy hE’S oPpRESed ToO.

2020-02-28T15:57:57+00:00

Ah yes, because slut shaming and body shaming is taken seriously. Give me a break. Twice a week they upvote "if you dress like a slut dont be mad when people treat you like one" and "fat people should be shamed".

The day no one calls women misogynistic names and no one is body shamed we can revisit this topic.

lillycrack · 2020-02-28T14:35:48+00:00

In the end we’re expected to settle for small dicks and bad sex. If we actually suggested in earnest that a guy was too small for us we’d be torn to shreds.

Meanwhile men are very comfortable earnestly declaring how loose women are if they have multiple partners, how ugly saggy boobs look (but also how ugly small ones are. What do y’all want??). And if it kills their attraction they’re fine to walk, they’ll be affirmed that their standards/tastes/attraction is okay.

But poor men :(

lightningboltx · 2020-02-28T19:50:21+00:00

Lmao the reason men get mad fun of for dick sizes is because they're so up in your face about it. If men don't want their dicks shamed, stop sending them unwanted to women who didn't ask for it? Stop bringing up your HUGE DICK every time you talk to a woman.

friidum-boya · 2020-02-28T14:41:21+00:00

That's two sentences long just to say your husband (you) has a small dick.

ItsFreezen · 2020-02-28T15:36:09+00:00

"Dick Shaming" "As a women" A man wrote this.

Fitncurly · 2020-02-28T14:51:17+00:00

I read a story a while ago about a couple who didn't have sex before marriage because the man said it was for his religion. They dated a year before getting married. By this time the woman was fully invested. Night of their wedding comes, and the REAL reason he didn't want sex before marriage was because of his MICRO PENIS. Guys get reeeaaally fucking weird about their dick size. This guy lied to and tricked this woman into marrying him!! Hopefully it ended, because fuck that.

sososonia · 2020-02-28T17:52:22+00:00

“As a woman, I’m also tired of this shit. Men get shamed, sexiest remarks from women and yet, all the “feminists” run around screaming about how men do this and that. It’s disgusting and double standards that people don’t talk about, women sit laughing like pack animals with a vendetta. It’s honestly disgusting and when you try challenge these women about their views, their warped version of feminism and the fact men also have issues of sexism, you as the woman get attacked by these women!. It’s happened to me, I’ve been called a “fascist” on reddit for even commenting a different view ( just FYI, Hitler & Mussolini we’re fascists 🙄) and in real life I have been attacked And bullied by women because I don’t prescribe to their victimhood mentality. It’s women who say horrible things to me, not men. I’m also a rape victim but yet, that doesn’t matter because I don’t sit around saying I’m a victim in a western country where I have access to SO MUCH.

I hear women constantly say he “isn’t big enough”, imagine if a man said a women’s vagina wasn’t “neat enough with lovely small inner labia” my God, shit would hit the roof.”

I looked thru her comment history with posts about UTI’s so I believe she is a woman, but I also found a post where she almost contracts genital herpes from a man who is casually having sex and who told her with his dick half inside her the first time. She pushed away BUT STILL REMAINED IN CONTACT. Then she was raped by him and now she’s banned herself from men (her words). Abused by men and still sticking up for men. 🙄 when will they learn?

2020-02-28T15:52:12+00:00

Were you picked, sis?

oddcharm · 2020-02-28T15:40:01+00:00

Praying she gets picked soon 🙏🏽 It’s what she deserves

CyanCayenne · 2020-02-28T17:24:30+00:00

I feel bad for guys with micro-penises. I really really do. That being said, as far as I know, micro-penis is a medical condition, a birth defect. It must be really hard for them but you can't just deny reality. They should try to pair with women who don't want or care about penetration due to their own medical conditions.

Also, as sorry as you feel for them, it doesn't necessarily make them any less of an asshole. But maybe if they had a spectacular personality and didn't mind their lady also using toys, the relationship could be fulfilling for both.

shellshocked8 · 2020-02-28T18:27:39+00:00

I was married to a guy with the biggest dick I've ever had, I had very little experience with other men before him so I had no clue that he was waaayyy above average. After we divorced I met this guy and we started dating for a bit, I didn't want anything serious since I was just getting out of a marriage, but I was very excited and curious about having a new sexual experience with someone new. He wanted to wait for a while to have sex, which I thought was so sweet! He really wanted to get to know me, but at the same time I thought it was odd that he wasn't trying too hard to sleep with me when I was totally ready. Well the night finally came that we were gonna do it, as I unbuttoned those jeans, and pulled down those boxers, what to my wondering eyes appeared, but the smallest, microscopic, tiny limp dick I had ever encountered. I thought, surely this is just because he's not that hard yet, surely it will grow! Nope, it got "hard" and it was still tiny as fuck. It looked a like a baby pinkie. I then politely declined, got dressed and told him I wasn't feeling well and peaced outta there. At this point I think we were dating for a few months and he had feelings for me...after this experience any feelings I "might" have had were now thrown out the window, no way in hell was I gonna go from what I had to that tiny thing. Anyway, after I left I totally ghosted him, he called, texted, left pleading messages, even his MOM called me! I never answered any of them, I just felt like I didn't owe him an explanation, and i still don't feel bad about it many years later. Anyway, yeah size does matter, if you've only had small dicks you may not know this yet, but it DEFINITELY matters. Luckily I have finally found my HVM and he is very well endowed, which is not a bonus in my book but a requirement. Sorry not sorry.

honestgoing · 2020-02-28T14:59:32+00:00

Who the fuck takes reality TV shows seriously.

Lakersrock111 · 2020-02-28T15:39:12+00:00

I keep my standards high, like men like women with big tits ( mine are a nice perky size 32B and then to a 34B during my period) well I like men who are well endowed. No shame, not sorry:).

balladwilds · 2020-02-28T20:20:49+00:00

why do i hear the pickme theme playing in the background

VaporwaveVampire · 2020-02-29T01:30:55+00:00

I don’t think people should be mocked for their genitals unless the man is dirty, no hygiene, or a shit person. Or if he lies about the size of his genitals, or a horrible porn addict in bed.

littlecuterose · 2020-02-29T00:51:44+00:00

This was actually me as a pick me and this sounds like something I would’ve written tbh so I can definitely buy that this is a female.

ilikesoy_ · 2020-03-08T14:56:50+00:00

"am a female. have vagina. am very moody. thats how you know im FEmAlE"

even_thriller · 2020-02-28T12:49:01+00:00

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sweatydeath · 2020-02-28T17:24:15+00:00

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Title	As a female...
Author	AliceKingsly
Upvotes	247
Comments	101
Date	February 28, 2020 10:23 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fasqc2/as_a_female/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/as-a-female.693421 https://theredarchive.com/post/693421

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