BINGO!!

mimiandthekeyboard · 2020-10-29T13:56:16+00:00

also the infamous “let’s just ViBe and see where this goes”

honestlyidkfr · 2020-10-29T14:25:55+00:00

they forgot the free space, “nothing but group photos so you can’t tell who he actually is” lol

dollymyfolly · 2020-10-29T15:37:24+00:00

What about the guys holding up a fish they caught? 🙃

Carpedictum · 2020-10-29T14:35:51+00:00

I have a 100% block/delete/swipe left policy for anyone who says they’re looking for a “partner in crime.”

It’s one part trite and one part loud declaration of being emotionally unavailable. You can’t just say partner?

mimiandthekeyboard · 2020-10-29T14:56:27+00:00

I just remembered one guy i met on bumble posted pictures that were four years old. I almost didn’t recognize him when I first met him. I don’t care if he’s gained weight, but it’s the almost dishonesty that turned me off

BellaMob · 2020-10-29T16:27:46+00:00

I have a few more specific to LVM:

Hidden age
Hidden # of children
Blurry skin due to maxed out filters
"CEO at self employed"
Photo in an ill fitting suit at a friend's wedding
Awkward shirtless selfie
Something mentioning pineapple on pizza
"I am the type of texter who would rather ask you out instead"
"I know the best spot in town for coffee"
Stock photo of a beach view

suncolor · 2020-10-29T16:05:38+00:00

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daisy_0720 · 2020-10-29T17:14:04+00:00

"Looking to date aNd sEe whERe iT gOEs."

theglossiernerd · 2020-10-29T19:10:58+00:00

“Something something, staying active, tacos, and the Office” “swipe right for my dog” “fluent in sarcasm”

Sage_Planter · 2020-10-29T15:40:29+00:00

This is so accurate yet these types of men are so quick to label women as BaSiC bItChEs.

2020-10-29T15:57:49+00:00

Missed the one where they are holding a dead animal

cherrypepsilvr · 2020-10-29T19:18:44+00:00

Bizarrely combative statement about something that isn't at all controversial.

"Fish and chips are amazing tho, let's be real."

Half_Halt · 2020-10-29T17:43:41+00:00

I once joked that I was going to start asking them to send pics of them in the doorway of a 7-11 so I could use the height chart on the doorjamb to verify.

tallwomenneedlovetoo · 2020-10-29T13:24:00+00:00

UM! No, I am not looking, but how common is it for people to have photos with Ed Sheeran for it to be on a bingo sheet?!

fleuretpomme · 2020-10-29T23:48:12+00:00

Adding more!

Ethically non-monogamous
Just ask
Not looking for anything serious
Love to laugh
Laidback

tiavarga · 2020-10-29T20:36:40+00:00

Is there room on that bingo card for the shirtless bathroom selfie? Gross.

lvoncreek · 2020-10-29T23:07:23+00:00

Selfie in the gym
Mirror selfie solely about the abs
Some women bashing bio like "looking for a normal girl who is not a hoe", "girls, loving wine is not a personality!", "let me guess, you love traveling? So original", "no basic girls please", "girls you should look at the character instead of the body, how superficial"
Bio consists of his height, nothing else
Supposedly hilarius comment about how low his standards are
Ugly guy with something about how personality matters
Pic is just black nothing/hot pic of a random couple having sex, bio is some bullshit about how he looks for a BDSM or sugardaddy/baby relationship
Friends with benefits
Balding old guy looking for a 19 yr old to 'have fun'
Musician guy, all pics are on a concert or something
Memelord guy
Sends a 'hey', never responds again
Jokes about looking for marriage
Pictures of his dog/cat/a random baby in his hands
Random flags to show how many countries they have been to and how many languages they speak

KindlyPassenger · 2020-10-29T21:15:35+00:00

"Looking for someone who makes me be a better person"

Get a goddamn life coach and therapist

pipeuptopipedown · 2020-10-29T16:07:59+00:00

Not enough squares apparently.

GIfuckingJane · 2020-10-29T20:54:03+00:00

You forgot 50,000 flags to show how "cultured" they are

sahu_ · 2020-10-29T21:53:59+00:00

I get the 'lets smoke up and chill' guys. I don't understand why any woman would smoke up and get high with a literal stranger from the internet. Why do they put themselves in such a vulnerable situation?

Also one LVM told me he only uses the app to find people to smoke up with. New lows all the time.

KitKat1705 · 2020-10-29T18:02:08+00:00

I next every guy with the insta in their bio same for men ask for my insta. It's pathetic most of the time they are either looking for nice pics of you so they can jerk off to it or for a follow. Disgusting in both cases.

4E4ME · 2020-10-29T16:26:11+00:00

Are those old photos supposed to represent potential? Or what I missed out on?

Either way, hard pass.

Merryprankstress · 2020-10-29T21:21:08+00:00

Missing the endless barrage of fishing/hunting pics. As if showing off that you’re a terrorist and murderer of wildlife is at all attractive.

libraryfreak666 · 2020-10-29T21:19:32+00:00

"Loves sarcasm and dark humour" --> Thinks negging or being an asshole is "sarcasm", and that rape jokes, racist and sexist jokes are funny.

UnitedHoney · 2020-10-29T17:12:39+00:00

I go to uni in the mountains and the mountains part hit too close to home 😂

GreytracksuitPants · 2020-10-30T00:00:28+00:00

-5 selfies all taken at same time. -Screenshot of picture from another dating app. -Selfie taken in bed with dirty stretched vest on.- selfie taken from underneath (puke) -looks like a sex offender recently out of prison -looks like has severe mental health problems -picture of torso only looking for “NSA fun” (AKA married) -“no drama queens” (AKA do as I say and don’t criticise my fragile ego)

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-10-30T17:54:20+00:00

And there was no guy left in the apps 💀

atot20 · 2020-10-29T18:16:43+00:00

Whew. This is on point.

Pretend-Valuable · 2020-10-29T21:24:26+00:00

I've been following this account for ages and love it so much! Darya (account owner) posts dating dilemmas that followers send in and gets people to vote on them. She's also a big advocate of how you are not defined by whether or not you are dating someone, she's such a queen!

eveninghope · 2020-10-29T13:19:48+00:00

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CG7b0VHlEd_/?igshid=129wllw5atfl6

2020-10-31T11:41:12+00:00

I see the dark humour one so much and then I just swipe left and think that’s just a white guy who wants to say sexist things and say the n word under the guise it’s humour fun!

2020-10-31T11:42:37+00:00

no personality and women get told they can’t hold a conversation?? About what?? Your interest on your profile says food

Cutiejea · 2020-10-30T09:48:53+00:00

Lets not forget the shirtless pics!

So many... shirtless pics

Title	BINGO!!
Author	eveninghope
Upvotes	317
Comments	81
Date	October 29, 2020 1:19 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jk9v9r/bingo/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/bingo.325508 https://theredarchive.com/post/325508

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