From my time online dating. . .

jennybelly · 2020-09-30T15:55:11+00:00

+10 points for such a creative response. +another 10 because I shall steal it.

pm_me_your_molars · 2020-09-30T19:54:06+00:00

Everyone else has done a pretty good job of calling this dude gross, so can I just be like...does anything else think the whole "favorite sex position" question is just really stupid on top of being gross? I've had people ask me before/during/after sex what my favorite position is and it's like...IDK it's different with different people because people have different bodies? Like, what do they hope to achieve with that question? Is it dirty talk? If so it's really lame.

Sage_Planter · 2020-09-30T15:41:33+00:00

I don't even bother replying to a man who opens with a compliment anymore. 9/10 times, a man who starts with "hey beautiful" or "you're cute" won't hold a conversation.

BellaMob · 2020-09-30T15:47:54+00:00

He will probably have more success dating on the moon anyway with that pickup line.

2020-09-30T15:31:35+00:00

From 100mph to zero real quick lol

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2020-09-30T19:41:43+00:00

Men on OLD never want anything serious. Somehow they always lead a normal conversation towards sex. So annoying. One dude asked if he can “have a crumb of pussy”.

Missybanana · 2020-09-30T15:25:52+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

PenneyPence · 2020-09-30T17:35:27+00:00

I automatically delete anyone who opens with a comment about my personal appearance because he is seeing me as an object and not a potential wife and it always turns sexual and inappropriate immediately. Once my friends told me that I was being too harsh and I gave a guy who sent me a “Hey beautiful” opening a chance. He asked me what my favorite food was, I said tacos and he said he’d like to eat my taco. Blocked. Listen to your gut and stick to your rules to avoid OLD harassment. 🙄

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-09-30T20:34:19+00:00

Cute, pretty, sexy, gorgeous, beautiful as an opener = I want to have sex with you as quickly as possible with little effort.

SkiesEclipse · 2020-09-30T18:53:01+00:00

Hope you don’t mind, but I showed this text exchange to my dad. The conversation went like this:

Dad: Hahaha. Actually, she’s really lucky.

Me: How do you figure that?

Dad: Well he revealed himself to be a dick right off the bat, so she doesn’t have to waste another second of her time on him. He could have lied to her and strung her along for months.

Me: Good point.

Platipus6 · 2020-09-30T23:42:51+00:00

"Now that I've built rapport, WANNA FUCK???"

IwantyoualltoBEDAVE · 2020-09-30T20:29:41+00:00

Men: Sexually proposition us from the time we are 11 onwards

Women: men scare me and seem to see me as a sexual object

Men: NOT ALL MEN

DangerousLeopard7116 · 2020-09-30T20:19:17+00:00

Why do they all sound the same. Every screenshot is something I've been sent before verbatim. They all act and sound the same, like geese. Men are so boring and predictable.

angelcake893 · 2020-09-30T15:40:34+00:00

Am I the only who cringed when she said "thank you, you are cute too"

Nah, sis. We don't say it that fast. 😜😜😜😜

2020-09-30T16:15:33+00:00

LMAO!! 🤣🤣

2020-09-30T20:17:45+00:00

Of course his name is Kevin.

th3n3w3ston3 · 2020-09-30T17:23:38+00:00

*and rapidly decompress...

N2Gen · 2020-09-30T20:29:17+00:00

Tacky fucking dude

SmallButMightyOne · 2020-10-01T01:42:11+00:00

Ugh this reminds me of a guy I met from OLD who could not hold a text conversation without dropping a sexual innuendo 🤦

taele1996 · 2020-09-30T16:48:41+00:00

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wolf_town · 2020-09-30T19:58:28+00:00

Ew he didn’t even try to get to know you first 🤢

Newwavesupport3657 · 2020-10-01T00:46:43+00:00

Ugh even the cute ones are disappointing...

2020-09-30T16:30:23+00:00

Lol love that response stealing that

washopingyoudask · 2020-10-01T00:31:26+00:00

LMFAO, love it. Murderbywords

sector9love · 2020-10-01T01:50:49+00:00

This response made me LOL. Nice work

GretaTheBeeotch · 2020-10-01T03:23:24+00:00

PERFECT

fittyfiddy · 2020-09-30T17:05:29+00:00

That winking kissy face, girl! That's an emoji I'd text to a committed relationship, not in the third text. Not that it excuses his reply.

lowfattitties · 2020-10-01T03:03:32+00:00

He really tried it tho.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-10-01T07:11:24+00:00

OMFG I actually spat my drink!

Queen energyyyyyyyyyyy!

dragon_wolf4 · 2020-10-01T11:08:18+00:00

Lmao savage response!

greatcathy · 2020-10-01T14:18:40+00:00

Bye Kevin

MadamLeFay · 2020-09-30T15:29:01+00:00

This is why I don't date...

cinnabun623 · 2020-10-01T17:30:15+00:00

This exact phrase is a PUA technique, just FYI ladies

Title	From my time online dating. . .
Author	angelcake893
Upvotes	1335
Comments	72
Date	September 30, 2020 3:14 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/j2o0ar/from_my_time_online_dating/
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