I'm taking a stand against peeing sitting down. From Sweden to Taiwan, there are growing calls from feminists for men to stop urinating while standing up.

lordslag · 2014-01-07T15:50:51+00:00

Every time I think feminism couldn't get any more stupid, shallow, moronic, misandric, or miss the real targets by a wider margin...they go and do something like this. Success seems to have a ceiling, but failure appears to be bottomless.

Seriously, how in the fuck could it possibly devalue any human being with a vagina if I decide to stand for the performance?

ENTP · 2014-01-07T17:57:38+00:00

If i run into one of those "shaming recordings" I'm pissing on the fucking wall.

uberpower · 2014-01-07T17:39:51+00:00

Let's start a movement banning women from using too much TP.

They use too much TP, causing more production of TP, causing more CO2 and tree killing and Earth destruction.

They often don't replace the roll when they're finished wasting TP and killing the earth, causing annoyance and unsanitary choices and total doom for the rest of us.

As Cheryl Crow advocated, women shall only be allowed one square of TP per visit.

Who's with me, besides Cheryl?

SiriusHertz · 2014-01-07T17:32:35+00:00

Why is it anyone's business how i pee? If I can take a leak standing on my head, that's a skill I can hone on my own time, in any bathroom I care to use. Even banning urinals can't force anyone to pee a certain way - I can stand and piss into a toilet as easily as into a urinal (although I have to aim more carefully). I think this one belongs in /r/WTF.

retitled · 2014-01-07T20:47:32+00:00

As an ex-janitor, women need to learn how to pee sitting down.

Dear feminist I request that you try peeing sitting down while having an erection. I don't like my dick touching the inside of a toilet any more than you like sitting on urine. If you're worked about hygiene carry around cleaning wipes or use a damn ass gasket.

I'll pee how I like, if you put up a sign telling me to sit I'll likely pee on that instead of in the toilet.

ZimbaZumba · 2014-01-07T17:32:07+00:00

Just the ongoing and boring feminist dismantling of all male institutions, whilst rapidly building their own. They have run out of substantive issues to campaign about.

Their noise making should just be ignored.

Deadpoolgoesboop · 2014-01-07T19:20:25+00:00

Fine, take away the urinals, put a doohickey on the can, we don't care, we'll just piss in the sink :)

Funcuz · 2014-01-07T17:33:13+00:00

I would go straight to the hallowed halls of whatever institution believes I should piss sitting down and piss on their walls , floors , desks , and hopefully some sleeping bureaucrat who is trying to force me to forget that I'm male. I would do that simply because they can take their rhetoric and cram it up their asses.

Vodkas21 · 2014-01-07T21:55:29+00:00

It seems like feminists are jealous of men.

SamTheEnglishTeacher · 2014-01-07T19:14:49+00:00

Pretending it's health issue isn't fooling anyone. You're just trying to emasculate us, so fuck off you man hating crazy cunts.

Thorrtun · 2014-01-07T20:02:49+00:00

Please don't be Sweden, please don't be Sweden, aaaand it's Swedish feminists.

kragshot · 2014-01-07T23:10:53+00:00

Okay...I'm going to point out the elephant in the room. One of the de-masculizing things that happens in prison when they are trying to "take somebody's manhood" is to beat the victim whenever they try to pee standing up. This is an attempt to reinforce feminine behavior when they are trying to make a victim into "a bitch."

With that being said; this whole thing is a bit of stupidity. If women want to use urinals, they can use those cardboard things that let them pee standing up.

Again; this is about a concerted group of women wanting to control male behavior and it's a bit of insanity that we have to stop at once. If men tried to do something like that in today's political climate, there would be an uproar. So, we need to let these people know that this stuff is out of bounds and will not be tolerated.

Ma99ie · 2014-01-07T22:25:05+00:00

Feminists want men standing in long lines to urinate at public venues. It's patriarchy that men can use urinals and piss more quickly, preventing lines

SpikeNLB · 2014-01-07T22:27:46+00:00

Women don't pee sitting down, they 'hover' and make more of a mess then men. Any public restroom maintenance will confirm this.

s1500 · 2014-01-07T20:22:03+00:00

Keep your laws off my body.

Also, ive used the Japanese squat toilet. i never thought i could get a splash of urine on the back of my pants, but I did.

Rolten · 2014-01-07T22:40:26+00:00

They even want to remove urinals?

Even though urinals use less space, are quicker to use, easier to clean, and use less water?

uncanny_valley_girl · 2014-01-07T22:54:36+00:00

I don't know why people think they're going to get men to sit down when we can't even get WOMEN to sit the fuck down. You can't go to a highly trafficked women's room anywhere and be assured a dry seat.

TheDrunkSemaphore · 2014-01-07T18:06:35+00:00

Yeah. That's not gonna happen. They're just taking pot shots and taking anything they hit as a victory.

SamTheEnglishTeacher · 2014-01-07T18:45:28+00:00

These are the important issues in our life that need to be addressed! Every time a man pees standing up, he oppresses a woman!

/s

hellasketchy · 2014-01-07T22:22:45+00:00

I'll give you my cock when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

2014-01-07T20:54:46+00:00

Yeah, I don't know about you guys, but if I pee sitting (i.e. When I am also shitting), then my bladder isn't fully empty when I stand up, so I end up peeing some more standing anyways. So no fucking law is going to stop me from fully emptying my bladder when I first go, ffs.

kyote42 · 2014-01-07T23:36:31+00:00

Get your laws off our bodies!

MerfAvenger · 2014-01-08T00:17:00+00:00

Ohthankfuck. Intelligent life. I'm always scared pissing sitting because sometimes it's at just the right angle to escape out the gap inbetween the seat and the shitter. Then it's messier than if I'd pissed standing up.

"I may not be a man, but I still have eyes to see that a man's privates are not designed to sit and pee."

xdrunkagainx · 2014-01-07T19:10:27+00:00

I don't need a urinal or a lifted seat to pee standing. So if the meat inspector feels he needs to gaze upon me while taking a leak I'm fine with it, I'm sure my gay chicken skills are up to snuff.

2014-01-07T21:53:12+00:00

Maybe we should start a campaign about blood on the toilet seats? It would be just as petty.

Ma99ie · 2014-01-07T22:26:32+00:00

Since there are apparently no men left in Sweden shouldn't they already be sitting?

EdgarAllenPoeish · 2014-01-07T23:26:02+00:00

There is nothing to be said, other than "No!".

SporkTornado · 2014-01-08T01:08:32+00:00

"

Costing £6, the gadget was attached to a lavatory seat. When it was raised, an automatic voice was triggered.

“Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down”, it barked, in a voice modelled on Gerhard Schroder. Many millions of these devices have been sold in Germany. "

Apparently the device to check if a man is standing while peeing. Only goes off when the toilet seat is lifted. This will just stop men from lifting the seat before peeing.

2014-01-07T16:08:57+00:00

The video in the article is good.

Whisper · 2014-01-07T22:28:02+00:00

The manufacturers even had their eyes on the English-speaking market. A prototype intended for American production featured a Texan drawl saying “Don’t you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who’s behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha.”

What could possibly go wrong with this cunning plan?

kurokabau · 2014-01-07T23:31:09+00:00

Can't we just piss standing up into regular toilets with the door open?

Or piss into sinks.

captdet · 2014-01-08T01:02:24+00:00

If they want me to piss the way they wish they can blow me then hold it till I piss.

PerniciousOne · 2014-01-08T03:26:28+00:00

In places where this is an issue, and have alarms installed etc, I will just piss in the sink.

Mnemniopsis · 2014-01-07T18:59:33+00:00

I

What

blarghable · 2014-01-07T19:21:08+00:00

this truly is a human rights movement, battling the real issues!

harbeas · 2014-01-08T01:31:25+00:00

What a crock!

compuwiza1 · 2014-01-08T04:18:07+00:00

It is not possible for a man to completely empty his bladder in a seated position. It works better standing up, period.

saltytrey · 2014-01-08T04:40:03+00:00

one in four British men urinates sitting down in order to use their mobile phones.

How long does it take you Brits to piss?

rapey_raperson · 2014-01-08T04:45:51+00:00

ITT: Lots of pissed off people.

wildfire2k5 · 2014-01-08T05:55:29+00:00

LOL there is NO FUCKING WAY I would ever succumb to that crap! I would just go outside and piss in some bush, and in that one bathroom in Germany that yells at you when you lift up the seat I would just laugh and then piss in the sink. I am not going to sit down to pee. That would create fucking lines in men's rooms like the womens bathroom. I am sorry but my dick enables me to piss while standing up. I am going to utilize this and just not give a fuck. LOL feminists.

coug24suspence · 2014-01-08T06:22:06+00:00

There wouldn't be any weight behind this movement if it was simply about keeping the floor clean. It's cool that a women's movement can define our "gender roles" for us, you know, saves us the trouble of so freely choosing them ourselves!

Theophagist · 2014-01-08T07:47:59+00:00

No, if you want equality learn to fucking pee standing up.

anthonyjwhite1 · 2014-01-08T08:45:00+00:00

I think this all boils down to jealousy that men can pee standing up women can't easily. Even easier for men in public, just need a tree or a wall or a parked car.

Tusse · 2014-01-08T22:42:18+00:00

Ignore the feminists, they are just piggybacking on an age-old social problem.

Plenty of men don't like to sit on toilets that have been used like a urinal as well... or people of all genders argue if the seat goes up or down and which way round the toilet roll goes, or if there is too much reading material on the floor, and even how long people spend on the throne.

If you cannot agree on how to use the toilet, get a home that has two of them, and then everyone is happy.

McFeely_Smackup · 2014-01-07T20:22:14+00:00

Some men really seem to have a lot of their male identity wrapped up in standing to pee. I've never understood that.

At the core of the issue is toilets are designed to be sat on, they're not urinals. Standing to pee into one IS going to splash urine into a surprisingly large radius around the bowl.

None of that explains a suggestion to REMOVE urinals though...that's just a fucked up as thinking peeing sitting down makes you a woman.

arcainic · 2014-01-07T21:16:33+00:00

I pee sitting down, after masturbating it sprays everywhere if I don't sit down. Also, urinating with a boner is pretty difficult standing up too.

JRS0147 · 2014-01-08T03:40:34+00:00

I keep playing with the idea of sitting down every time I pee so I don't have so much cleanup on my toilet ring.

velocom · 2014-01-08T03:49:15+00:00

Hell, I don't even bother putting the seat up.

Black_Light · 2014-01-08T04:24:32+00:00

Why are all the guys saying they prefer to pee sitting down getting downvoted? Seriously? It's not like they are advocating what's in the article or anything.

I thought this was /r/mensrights ... shouldn't men have the right to choose how they pee?

slippish · 2014-01-08T05:07:53+00:00

Haha, this is the funniest thing I have ever read "one of the main advantages of being a man"? This guy is acting like they want to force men to cut off their penises. Talk about being offended by a nothing.

tothecatmobile · 2014-01-08T05:54:24+00:00

the telegraph...

a blog from the telegraph...

borizz · 2014-01-08T09:54:11+00:00

I like peeing sitting down. I only do it at home though. It's me time.

Durgals · 2014-01-08T15:40:20+00:00

Men need to sit? A lot of women hover over the seat because they don't want to sit in piss. Then they piss all over the toilet and floor. Maybe they should try standing.

KippLeKipp · 2014-01-09T20:48:09+00:00

Instead of telling us to go and pee sitting down, why can't they use one of those silicone-tube things? You know, the shewees or whatever they were called?

Jeez.

p3ngwin · 2014-01-12T10:24:11+00:00

so what's to stop the men peeing standing-up in the cubicles ?

you can't force men to pee sitting down by taking the urinals away morons.

circuitology · 2014-01-07T18:20:48+00:00

I usually pee sitting down, because I don't give a shit what people think.

I swear, most guys are against the idea of sitting down to pee, because it seems less masculine.

No idea why they think that, really. I can tell you now that I've never missed, once. I didn't realise it was manly to waste energy standing only to end up dripping the last few drops on your feet or the floor.

2014-01-08T07:34:58+00:00

I don't care if men pee standing up, just be mature enough to clean up after yourself if you pee on the seat or floor.

Rebel_Caper1 · 2014-01-07T16:50:12+00:00

At home, I've been peeing while sitting for years! Mostly 'cause I disliked the clean-up afterwards. (No, I don't have poor aim...it's splash-back.) I still prefer a urinal while I'm out, though.

DukeMaximum · 2014-01-07T21:29:26+00:00

To be fair, first thing in the morning when I'm only half awake, I usually sit.

bored-guy · 2014-01-07T21:34:36+00:00

I prefer sitting down. It can help prevent prostate cancer and having urine splashed all over your bare legs is never a good thing.

Bencool · 2014-01-07T22:40:55+00:00

it's healthier...i like peeing sitting down.

DontWantToSeeYourCat · 2014-01-07T17:56:25+00:00

God . . . honestly I don't care at all about this and really don't understand the fuss. As a man I don't care how I urinate, one way or the other. Just because I pee standing up doesn't mean I'll be, or even feel, victimized or abused just because I have to pee sitting down in a public restroom.

What difference does it make? People here are commenting about how being made to sit and pee is degrading and an invasion of personal liberty. How? Is the position in which you perform a daily bodily function really that essential to you? If I was told I had to kneel every time I blew my nose, I honestly wouldn't give a shit.

Also, I have not read anything about any legislation like this being passed anywhere. If this really comes down to a vote in some government hearing, do you really think a country that would force half of its population to pee a certain way would also be super into feminism?

nononoitsfine · 2014-01-07T23:06:05+00:00

I so wish I could grab one of these feminists, tie her down,a pee all over her. Just to show her that I'm a fucking MAN and that I will never become the pussified, wimpy broken wrist faggot of a man they so desire. Fuck these lebsbian nazi cunts who want to destroy our manhood. Fuck them. Stand up. Be a man. Pee standing up.

Women think it's gross? it creates puddles? FUCK YOU WOMEN. I cleaned women's bathroom's for a living when I was younger, you fucking cunts leave blood on walls, shit all over walls because you won't sit on the bowl, and your pregnancy tests everywhere. Fuck you if you are gonna piss and moan about piss on the floor.

Title	I'm taking a stand against peeing sitting down. From Sweden to Taiwan, there are growing calls from feminists for men to stop urinating while standing up.
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Date	January 7, 2014 3:42 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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