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Here are her deMANands

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Title Here are her deMANands
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indewsir

Upvotes 568
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Date August 25, 2021 12:37 AM UTC
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[–]TheUnspecialist 468 points469 points470 points 4 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link

Looking that rough at 35 and asking for wealthy, hairless, doting prince charming... Flag on the play! 🚩

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 175 points176 points177 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

At least she recycled a curtain by turning it into a cocktail dress. That's creative, I guess.

[–]Harry_Teakbeware of the kilodick stare 125 points126 points127 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Scarlett O'Horror.

[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL. That's a good one! +1

[–]TexasMilitiaLaw Abiding Pussy Scratcher 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn your genius at witty comebacks, sir.

[–]Blackbarnabyjones 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is why I come here.

[–]jzdelonaintrospective wahmyns 101 points102 points103 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

Her posture is so weird and awkward, she is trying as hard as possible to suck in a flabby little belly and upper arm batwings. She looks to be in her 50s. Wanting a man to be completely bald head to toe is just bizarre but to each their own I guess.

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

On the plus side, I admire how she categorizes her demands into 'must' and 'expectations.' Left unstated are additional categories like 'desiderata', 'requirements', 'essential preconditions,' 'vital specifications,' 'prerequisite features' and 'sine qua non.' I imagine it would take her 45 minutes to list what she wants on a pizza.

[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Have you noticed there is nothing she offers in return?

[–]Paltry_Poetaster 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She cares about the environment! Just not the one around her

[–]Pemrocks 83 points84 points85 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

I had to double check I thought she was late 50s

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 57 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Isn’t 35 the common lie that women 40+ change their age to on apps to still appear in searches? Coach Greg Adam even told a story about an female Uber driver who was 45 who told him this

[–]User0x00G 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Imagine a guy adding 15-30% to their OLD profile height and honestly believing that when he showed up for a date that she wouldn't be so "rude" as to mention it.

But when a woman does this same percentage of misrepresentation with her age...or understates her weight by this percentage...then she honestly expects a man to just pretend the lie was true.

[–]V_MKilodick Converter 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Imagine a guy adding 15-30% to their OLD profile height and honestly believing that when he showed up for a date that she wouldn't be so "rude" as to mention it.

People sometimes freak out when I mention this, but "everyone" knows the old craftsman in his shop who can look at a screw from across the shop and yell out that its a #10-24 vs a #10-32 thread. Or the elderly framing carpenter who can glance across a busy jobsite and start screeching at the apprentice for cutting a 92-5/8 inch standard wall stud vs a 96 inch standard wall stud... Note these are all extremely experienced guys, not post-wall women trying to OLD.

I'm sure there are women who can glance at a fabric quilt and tell the dimensions to the millimeter or similar ability with canning food or something. But those skilled women worth marrying, are married off in their lower 20s or so.

You ever go to Home Depot and you buy a piece of oak one-by-four and its marked four feet long and the woman cashier has to get out her tape measure to see how long it is? Yeah, thats what I'm talking about, and most OLD women don't carry tape measures.

I'm just saying WRT your typical post wall OLD woman, she can't tell the difference between 6 inches and 6 feet so whatever she demands can be ... worked around by someone with a flexible attitude toward metrology. So any dude taller than 5 ft 6 in should feel free to "round up for womens rights" to "about six feet" or any dude longer than 3 inches can round up to six inches long.

Women already do that with weight. "Everyone knows" if the drivers license says she's 200, she's actually 250 absolute minimum, for example. "I'm just big boned, everyone knows I look like I'm 200" sure thing baby...

[–]User0x00G 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

"I'm just big boned"

All these poor women that suffer from that. Its just tragic in this day and age that women can get breast reduction surgery but no one is offering bone reduction surgery. Life is so unfair :P

[–]lurkerhasarisenA Strategist Among Tacticians 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"Big boned."

[–]User0x00G 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Amazing that x-rays could penetrate something that "thicc."

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

US driving licenses have weight on them? That seems crazy to me for exactly the reason implied - that it can fluctuate so much

But you are right on the measurement in both cases. Most women can't do it. The only time you'd get caught out it if you were really close to the woman's height so she would know

[–]Gundamsafety 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Honest Officer that is me on my License.

Officer: No I don't think so Mam. This says the person here is 120 Lbs you are a solid 200. Please step out of the car....

​

That would be so epic. LOL

[+]timebandit1975 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's at least late 40's.

[–]Ulfberht75 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

dyslexia, 53 became 35!

[–]AllWhiskeyNoHorse 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm guessing she's more like 45. Dream on Hooker, dream the fuck on!

[–]Aronacus 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

look at her arms, and her neck. She's not 35. She's more like 45-50.

[–]tirednurse969 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I vote 50.

[–]dreadlord999111 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"35" - doubt, more like 45

[–]incarnate1 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35 going on 50.. My former boss who was 55 had better skin than this lizard.

[–]Aierdre 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It's a female of Schrödinger by the way, she's straight and not straight at the same time...

[–]TheUnspecialist 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I saw that too 😂, the confusion is off the charts.

[+]BeeRaddBroodler 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She’s probably lying about the age

[–]giantgladiator 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah I really doubt she's 35, I'd say at least 40, maybe 45.

[–]kai_wulf 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because he's a dude.

[–]Five_Decades 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

she is an unemployed business owner. it's a very stressful vocation

[–]Marko_From_Tropoja_ 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No way she’s 35, she is at least 45

[–]lemongrooved 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her number one interest listed: mental health awareness. Lol. Well at least she’s aware!

[–]panzer22222 299 points300 points301 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

that isnt a 35 yr old

[–]melonmagellan 198 points199 points200 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Easily 45-50.

[–]Blackbarnabyjones 88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Easily 45-50.

THIS.

[–]darthWes 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh, so you know a better way to start a relationship than outrageous demands and lies? Come on, she wants something long term; something that lasts.

[–]GaiinahatJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The neck line doesn't lie.

[–]2werd2live2rare2die 59 points60 points61 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Yea if she is 35 she hasn’t been living an easy life. She doesn’t look too rough but is easily in her mid 40’s. Sorry but she isn’t trophy wife material

[–]spyramyr 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I think this one would fall under "participation award"

[–]jmpires 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s what the “vaccinated!” sticker looks like

[–]panzer22222 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Sorry but she isn’t trophy wife material

Depends if you mean of those large hairly animal heads you see stuffed and mounted on the wall

[–]melonmagellan 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't disrespect taxidermy in that manner sir!

[–]User0x00G 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

if she is 35 she hasn’t been living an easy life.

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

~ Indiana Jones

[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sorry but she isn’t trophy wife material

[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!" 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no way she's 35, I've seen meth heads who look better than her at 35

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Need to show up in the searches

[–]SnakeEyeskid 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I met heavy addicts that looked better at 40+. And those were rough 40+s.

[–]DementiyVeen 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Those arms are at least 45.

[–]Eadgun 153 points154 points155 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I know better looking 45 and 50 year olds.

I’m assuming substance abuse. Got clean, now she wants everything in her perfect fantasy or nothing because “she’s already lived a terrible life.” She’s too late.

[–]IAmMadeOfNope 57 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit man i got nudes from a big tiddy 60yo lady and she's blowing this bitch out of the water

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Or that simply she is between 45-50...

[–]Eadgun 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You’re missing the point.

She probably is 45-50. But go ahead and believe her “that rough of a drug addict” 35. If she wants to push the illusion, let her reap the consequences of it. Straight up ask how her program is going.

[–]ice_cold_sandwich 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She better get to the shelter and wine store before they close.

[+]Howard_Huge 147 points148 points149 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

That's a hard 35 years.

[–]FlowComprehensive390 58 points59 points60 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah, she's just dyslexic.

[–]I_actually_prefer_ 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol

[–]little-b-fatman 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She had a paper round in Mogadishu

[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That's a hard 35 years.

Well.... she is vaccinated.....

[–]jmpires 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Someone please report this side effect to the vaccine manufacturer

[–]Herdo 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's lying. My wife just turned 34 and she looks at least 15 years younger than this woman.

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Mental Health Awareness

"I'm crazier than a sprayed cockroach."

[–]DenulIsHerWarren 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't forget astrology. I will never understand this, of all the things you can write about yourself, to maybe attract a partner, you go with astrology. Not to mention like 99% of men aren't interested in that, so you would likely not even talk about it on dates. I've never met a guy that cared about my star sign, beside 1 really clingy weirdo.

[–]biccat 86 points87 points88 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Unemployed

Business owner

...

...

what?

[–]jzdelonaintrospective wahmyns 56 points57 points58 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Failed MLM scammer.

[–]warlocc_Jr. Hamster Analyst 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I had to read that 3 times myself. I didn't even see the list of the demands or the fake age at first.

Freakin' clown world.

[–]Valkyr2142 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, she lost me at unemployed...

[+]sledwards8368 points 4 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

Holy crap, I know 35 ain't the youngest, but she already has grandma wrinkles forming!

[–]Chef_Groovy 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She’s got a 45 yr old’s hands. No way is she 35

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Some of her bones seem to be trying to escape through the skin on her chest.

[–]Fun-Transition-5080 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thems some hard long miles on that philly, her next stop is the glue factory.

[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 70 points71 points72 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Female Skeletor here has a list of requirements that even He-Man can't meet.

[–]Laika_give_a_fuck 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Literally Skeletor that wants to invade and take your greyskull Castle

[–]wellimoutSr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE00B0il-yI

[–]dope_star 69 points70 points71 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

"Must not live at home" what now? Where should he live?

[–]CarlCarlton 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Requirements:

  • Homeowner

  • Not live at home

Excuse me what the fuck?

[–]spyramyr 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

It's pretty easy - she wants your home & doesn't want you to be there.

If you're lucky, you might still have the cardboard box your fridge came in. Probably Much better than shacking up with this one.

[–]Wumplin 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why would you need the home anyway? You'll be too busy working to pay for it.

[–]p3ngwinStreet HoeTel Manager 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

  • Unemployed
  • Business Owner
  • Straight
  • Bisexual

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE !!!

[–]Mister_McDerp 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I assume she means "do not live with your parents" and have your own home. Assuming a certain amount of consistency, which is a risky move, I know.

[–]Borbely_R 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That would make sense if she was 20. Lol at this age is says a lot about what sorts are showing an interest in her.

[–]Mister_McDerp 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

More like what agerange she is looking for. Considering she already gave 35 years as her age, which is obviously bullshit, she probably thinks she can get 25 year old stallions. And in that age this is an "appropiate" thing to mention.

[–]Jeviok 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He gets to live outside in the backyard

[–]NuclearTheologyhaggling over the price of whores 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She likely means “don’t live with your parents.”

[–]yellomachineOh shit, it's the current year already? 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I'll tell her I live at Susie's and Jane's and Betty's and Polly's....

Depends what night of the week. I'm sure she will appreciate that.

[–]reignoferror00 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

and if she's lucky she can work her way up to her own weekday night. Not weekend, that's for the top tier.

[–]theAnalepticAlzabo 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hobosexual 😝

[–]BusinessBear53 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Easy there buddy. No need to sass the unemployed business owner. She's already got it so bad she wouldn't even hire herself.

[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He should be on the street all day working hard, what do you think?

[–]Valkyr2142 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe under the bridge or something XD

[–]DesertLover17Wahmyns 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

She looks 45+ or she's lying about her age

[–]Profitglutton 63 points64 points65 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

She’s 45+ AND lying about her age.

[–]DesertLover17Wahmyns 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

most likely lying but I meant she really is 35 but she aaaaaaall beat up! LOL

[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You wamyms are getting jaded here at WAATGM.

[–]DesertLover17Wahmyns 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not jaded

[–]TurboEdition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lul

[–]SlothFairy 40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

I don’t know why, but the “hairless” part really baffled me. There are plenty wealthy, homeowner, gentlemen good looking men (probably not interested in her, but they exist) but i have yet met a straight man who would be fully hairless like wtf. Trimmed and well kept? Yes. Hairless? I would think he might be gay, sorry for this bias, hairless straight fellas out there.

[–]reignoferror00 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

possibly a competitive swimmer?

(wouldn't know personally - I swim like a rock)

[–]polishknightusaSr. Winged Hussar 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Maybe this is her way of expressing a fangirl appreciation for the Mr Clean types: Bruce Willis, Patrick Stewart. These guys may shave off the few remaining hairs on their head and face daily and also their back.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

I honestly don’t believe her hairless comment applies to the head. I doubt she is specifically asking for a bald guy

She means chest, stomach, back, under arms, private parts. And it is realistically a shit test. She is likely one of those crazy feminist who despise the fact that men expect women to shave

I had an ex who just decided she wasn’t going to shave and she framed it in a very confrontational way “would you have a problem with that?

Was super blue pill so gave a rubbish answer. Should have said “do what you like but don’t expect me to stick around”.

[–]MAFiA_79 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She is on a mission for sure. Look at the sticker in the right corner. It screams I'm a bitch.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

No it doesn't. It says she is vaccinated. Now granted I assume this is a US profile as most are but vaccines aren't politicised everywhere else in the world

Tinder only lets you tell people you are vaccinated via an obnoxious sticker and not a profile setting.

I read people putting their vaccination status as a "I can actually meet with people". Because lots of people at least where I am avoided all that when vaccines were a thing. At least they did for a non-Chad like me. They of course broke rules for Alphas. But it is one less rule (in theory)

But no - all the sticker says is, funnily enough, exactly what it says

Now if she were wearing a mask in her own home in her profile picture (which does seem to have been a thing) then that is a different story...

[–]V_MKilodick Converter -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I read people putting their vaccination status as a "I can actually meet with people"

The vax doesn't prevent catching the new variants, thus the return to wearing masks (that also don't work) to try and prevent the spread. Note that spread rate historically is identical in red states with 20% masking and blue states with 80% masking, so masking is a whole nother waste of time.

People who like to virtue signaling "look at my halo" are going to virtue signal, its just what they do, and thankfully this makes it easy to avoid "those kind of people".

The best way to work against the disease is to stay thin and healthy as virtually everyone who gets hospitalized or dies has/had significant comorbidities, such as being grossly overweight or smoking already 99% destroyed their lungs before they got sick. But you can't virtue signal eating healthy and hitting the gym via a sticker or slogan, so...

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't care at all about red or blue states. Was it not obvious from the first part of my reply that I am not from the US and don't understand why they are so political there (on both sides as you point out)

And I know it doesn't stop the spread but they seem to stop serious illness or people think they do and thus are more comfortable going out

You see it as virtue signalling. My point was outside of the US it is not seen as virtue signalling. It is seen as "i can go to places without being weird and anxious".

I agree on the last part. You are exactly right. When people tried virtue signalling being healthy all the fat women freaked out

[–]Al_Walter_ChadwickJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That's actually one of the situation where the blue pill answer IS the right answer. "No, I don't own you or your body, you can do what you want with it" would work.

Anything, really, that neither actively encourages her to obviously act or turn herself less attractive/unattractive, nor says to her you have an expectation of dictating to her how she should act or look.

Because why would you want to be with someone you have to force to be beautiful for you, or to act in ways that pleases you? If she has no want to be desirable to you, that's a huge glowing red flag that she's not in the relationship because she loves and desires you, but for more mundane and transactional reasons.

You never want to do anything to discourage such revelations, hence why the answer you say you think you should have given is something you really shouldn't have said to her.

You should always make it easy for them to tell on themselves, and you should also always listen and believe them when they do. They will typically tell on themselves eventually, if there is something to tell, but helping them along means you spend less time in ignorance.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I gave an answer pretty close to that blue pill one and it didn't help in this instance

I guess what I meant is like you said - I should have thought that other answer and realised that her lack of interest in being phyiscally desirable was a bright red flag

And women are becoming increasingly likely to tell on themselves I am finding

I even had my married quite traditional female friend surprise me recently. I told her that a girl who flaked on me had mentioned that she had been "single for 7 years". And my friend actually said something to the effect of - "she probably means something very different by 'single' than what you think".

Which is pretty based and was quite unexpected

[–]Right_Hand_Of_Kurze 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Wasn't going to shave as in down there...or as in legs, armpits?

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Pretty sure it was all three

I’m almost certain it was a shit test - “let’s see how comfortable I can openly talk about trying to get - oh he has just given in. Boring”

[–]Right_Hand_Of_Kurze 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Barf.

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[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Of course not, he got vaxboy for that.

[–]bgt5615 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

i have only met three “hairless” ppl in my life (my mom and two exs). i haven’t researched this but im guessing it’s a recessive gene. ya know how some ppl r rlly hairy (not a bad thing they r blessed w beautiful eyelashes eyebrows thick hair ect.) i think it can b the opposite. like these ppl have no hair on their arms or anything and the hair they do have is extremely blonde (even tho all these ppl ik r brunettes) and thin so it looks nonexistent. my theory is this gene is so recessive that not enough ppl who both have it r getting tg anymore, thus less “hairless” ppl. none of my siblings got this gene, they r both pretty hairy and i still don’t have it but i have the thinnest and lightest hair out of us. it’s possible but it’s not realistic. and as a woman who i’m assuming is not hairless she should understand how much work and effort goes into shaving/waxing/lasering/threading/ect. ones whole body. this is a ridiculous standard and should not b a big deal. some ppl have preference for certain eye colors but if their soulmate had the opposite i’m sure they would deal w it and b happy anyway. this woman is an unrealistic idiot.

[–]TheCounsellingGamerWahmyns 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Shaving one's entire body is not only a pain in the ass, but it can also cause problems. Constantly shaving can cause skin irritation. If I shave my legs too often then it causes my skin to become beyond itchy (yay for eczema). Not to mention that pubic hair is there for a reason, to help prevent harmful bacteria and yeast build up. I'd never expect my partner to shave their entire body for me, and I'd hope that they'd never expect that of me. To shave or not to shave is a personal choice.

[–]Smartcom5 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not to mention that pubic hair is there for a reason, […]. I'd never expect my partner to shave their entire body for me, and I'd hope that they'd never expect that of me.

Exactly. Since his pubic hair is there to tickle your ch!ckpea his snickerpuss during funny times!

[–]nnnnawalt2 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not to mention how much money it takes to stay hairless! Because the hair on her head is so straight and thin I think she might also have the kind of thin/invisible hair you described so it's easy for her to shave. Maybe she doesn't have any empathy on the subject because it's SO EASY for her.

[–]LobsterMassMurderer 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hairless, i.e. 14yo boy

[–]Snoo16680 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She says she is bisexual. Might be that she is more interested in women than men. Have not been dating men for many years, back when she was drowning in offers..

Perhaps she is more interested in women, but wanna try the man thing again, for the stability and cash?..

[–]Jeviok 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So he needs to have cancer too

[–]User0x00G 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

the “hairless” part really baffled me.

She's a lazy sadist. She wants you to generate your own pain by Brazilian waxing your own balls.

[–]nnnnawalt1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Trimmed and well kept is I think a reasonable expectation to have of either sex. I don't think it's fair to outright expect full hairlessness of either sex if they don't think it's worth the pain.

[–]skint_backProud Scrote 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35?!?!?!

LMFAO, get the fuck out granny!

[+]sledwards8331 points 4 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

So, I see "his" list - where's your list of qualities, lady? Absent as usual.

[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She brings pancake tits, OK? What, you don't like pancakes?

[–]Bleed_The_Fifth 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I literally lol’ed at this. Thank you

[–]PirateDocBrown 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Pancake tits, and blue waffle. It's a complete breakfast.

[–]TurboEdition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

AHAHAHA

[–]IceCorrect 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

With this big forearms she can rip your dick doing hand job

[–]DesertLover17Wahmyns 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

"I want him to be all about me"? RUN

[–]polishknightusaSr. Winged Hussar 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I'm amused that this was later contradicted by her use of the term "teammate" after her long list of demands for him. She doesn't even acknowledge she's demanding.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She means you are a supporting teammate in HER life. Not that you are actual teammates using the real definition

[–]MAFiA_79 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She means you are the fan not an actual member of a team. You get treated like an only fans subscriber..

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That is quite a good way of putting it. Seems like lots of girls want to treat guys like that now. Especially the ones actually with Only fans (but not limited to them)

[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Equality doesn't mean what we think it means.

[–]yellomachineOh shit, it's the current year already? 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I can't see anyone with a penis going for this. It's just so crazy.

[–]redditradishman 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

10+ years too late to be making demands like this.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Probably 25 realistically

[–]DrChallenger 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

He already swiped left because of your age, delusional milf.

[–]BeholdTheHairSr. Hamster Analyst 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Forget the age, this woman is a strip of beef jerky in a dress.

[–]Profitglutton 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That’s a gilf. No way she’s just 35.

[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think you mean ggilf, at least in my area. Plenty of people got knocked up between 16 and 20. Their 16 to 20 year olds have already had kids. I'm 37 and there's a good amount of people from my class who are grandparents already.

Feminists need to change their "WOMEN AREN'T BABY FACTORIES" stance to "NOT ALL WOMEN ARE BABY FACTORIES". Because there are plenty of women that are proud to be baby factories.

[–]coloradocaniacnot leaving this world by being squished 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Mother I wouldn't Ever Fuck is closer.

[–]Jimmysparkzz 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

M.I.N.F

Mother I'd Never Fuck even closer still

[–]Wonder_prezJr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He wouldnt have to swipe her away since her age (bot the fake and real one) are out of his criteria.

[–]tiernach 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

My wife is in her 40s and doesn’t look this old.

I also love the audacity to make these demands while not offering anything in return. You think your Cryptkeeper body alone gives you the ability to request these things? A dude checking all of those boxes has a lot of choices. You’re not bringing anything special to the table.

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Cryptkeeper? That's a good one. I was thinking more of how Donovan shrivels into a prune after drinking out of the false grail at the end of Indiana Jones 3.

[–]skint_backProud Scrote 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And anyone who swipes right on this old shrew has chosen poorly as well.

[–]Jeviok 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't insult the crypt keeper.

[–]IAmMadeOfNope 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Passions:

Mental health awareness

astrology

hahahahahahaha

[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Mental health awareness

I lol'd so much with this one. It reminds me of the proverb "A thief believes everybody steals"

[–]TurboEdition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lmaooo

[–]ArchDemonKerensky 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

"Straight Bisexual"

as if the "Unemployed Business Owner" wasn't enough of a red flag to keep you away.

[–]tiernach 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I was wondering at this too. Some sort of sly way of trying to say she's down for a 3 way?

[–]ArchDemonKerensky 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Maybe. All it says to me is she can't even figure that bit out, so she's probably not got anything else sorted out in her life either.

[–]Blackbarnabyjones 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That just means two things.

  1. She already has a lifelong partner she treasures (it's her girlfriend)
  2. But she also has bills.

[–]tharkyllinus 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah she was 35 about 15 years ago.

[–]HLFML 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

This isn’t a wish list for a man, it’s an excuse list for a failed woman. Her outcomes are not what she wanted so this a retrospective blame shift on to men for not meeting the criteria. She knows it won’t work but she can show it to her girlfriends and they can support her decision to not settle. She knows it’s bullshit, so do her friends and so do we. It’s not a dating profile it’s a personal therapy session for the hamster needing social validation.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This is an excellent point that I think I made on a different profile elsewhere. This woman is at best close to 50 if not already in her 50s and has not come close to what she wants. So this is cope

She might well even get more attention that she would normally from people asking confused questions

[–]HLFML 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

When the list is this absurd it can only be a defence mechanism.

[–]angelito915 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Bro, why these women lie about their age? 🤣

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

To appear in searches. I don’t know why they expect it to go well. Sure if they are content with hooking up with hawt guys it won’t go too badly for them. But this one clearly isn’t

[–]funny_like_how 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Must not live at Home.

Must be a Homeowner.

Which is it, bitch?

[–]theAnalepticAlzabo 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She means his His parents home.

[–]funny_like_how 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not what she wrote. Don't care if that's what she intended. Just shows she's a fucking idiot that forgets words in her sentences or is unable to complete her thoughts.

[+]Land_of_the_Losers5 points 4 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

He owns a place which he rents out to others. Meanwhile, he lives in a posh Miami hotel as an absentee landlord.

It could happen.

[–]thejynxed 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's what I thought, or that he has a home, but is rarely there because he's the jet-setting rich guy who travels all over the world.

[–]MastermindX 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Passions: Mental Health Awareness

As in making people aware that she's crazy?

[–]Harry_Teakbeware of the kilodick stare 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If she's 35 I've got a 12" schvantz.

At least she's already on her knees so she's not totally bonkers.

[–]Aaod 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Demands perfect white teeth while hers are yellow and not very good looking from this picture.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Perfect straight white teeth are an indication of coming from wealth and still having it. Orthodontics are expensive and best applied young and maintaining straight, white teeth into adulthood even more expensive

[–]Laika_give_a_fuck 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's offering:

Body of a 50 years old mom Mental instability All sorts of problems and emotional baggage

Line up guys!

[–]Wuts-Kraken 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hint: she’s not 35

[–]f3wl 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I read demands as de man hands. Appropriately it seems.

[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's an excellent ass-essment.

[–]Machomuk89 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Passion for mental health awareness. I wonder why🤔

[–]Natriumzyanid 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? Is that a deathskull?

55 maybe!!

[–]Ambria_the_WitchWahmyns 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looks rough

[–]VeganKetoMan 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

All those years of riding the carousel really took its toll on her. She looks like shes 45-50…. Post wall woman with unrealistic expectations doesn’t realize her looks have already faded

[–]TexasMilitiaLaw Abiding Pussy Scratcher 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m still chewing on the “unemployed business owner” thing. And she expects some wealthy guy to hand all his shit over for someone who brings very little to the relationship except micro-boobs and presumably inferior grade pussy?

[–]yellomachineOh shit, it's the current year already? 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Vaccinated now? Oh Tinder....

That's something two grown adults can discuss.

[–]OwenWentFullMGTOW 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I Want Him To Be All About Me!

$$$

*Career -Wealthy

$$$

*Nice Shoes -Always

$$$

*Teammate

$$$

Good luck getting that with your used up, 35-year-old pussy.

[–]KidPowered17 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No way this woman is 35. I don’t believe it one bit.

[–]Gundamsafety 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Not today Skeletor.. Not today.... Castle Grayskull will never be yours!

[–]TurboEdition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

HAHAHA

[–]polishknightusaSr. Winged Hussar 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I wish I was a chad so I could write a profile similar to what women demand "opens doors" that goes like this:

Looking for a traditional lady who:

*cleans the kitchen with a smile on her face.
*1st date SHE cooks! I'll bring the ingredients (flour, sugar, meat, etc.)
*brings me slippers and I watch TV while she cleans up

They want traditional? That's traditional!

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I’ll bring the ingredients and read the newspaper whilst you prepare the dinner from scratch. It should be no issue as you have obviously been taught by your mother and grandmother. Bonus points if a traditional family recipe is in there

I expect to hear nothing from you during the preparation phase

We will have dinner (there better be dessert) and you will wash and tidy up. Remember you will be dressed up in a dress for dinner

Etc

I’m sure it will go down tremendously

[–]polishknightusaSr. Winged Hussar 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

About a century or so ago, THAT was the rule. Watch Michael Corleone's courtship with Apollonia. She cooked with the entire family, they hosted him for dinner as an honored guest, and he took a walk with the whole family while he chatted with her.

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In the film? I don't quite remember the cooking part

[–]OwenWentFullMGTOW 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? I'm thinking 45.

[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

We even sure this one is OEM female? Skeletor here could easily be a scrawny meth addicted 40+ yr old dude in a dress that turned themselves sideways in the pic to try to obfuscate anatomical details that would give them away like hip, waist and arm ratios.

Also, they are no where near hot enough to have a snowflake's chance in hell of having those demands met. Fuck, a 19 year old debt free virgin with no tattoos would struggle to get all those met.

This person is delusional thinking they'll snag He-Man and his Sword of Power.

[–]TimoOoO48 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think she crashed in the wall rather than hitting it

[–]Wtfbyamey1 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So she wants a bald husband?

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No that will be the only part where he absolutely must have hair

[–]Necrolet 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

They all want a build-a-bear guy only to complain later that the guy is boring and does nothing to surprise her in an exciting way. Wants someone who owns a home but does NOT live at it??? Wants the top guy despite she herself being a 2/10. Also, she's at the very least 45, not 35.

[–]masterlock35 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Lmfao she looks like a ghoul from fall out 4

[–]TurboEdition 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Specially the feral ghouls.

[–]butcheredalivev3 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Living proof that the wall is still undefeated

[–]coloradocaniacnot leaving this world by being squished 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"I want him to be all about me."

"Fuck off."--me

She's straight and bisexual!

She wants a rich, hairless jellyfish in that he's spineless.

Shoes?

Shoes are important?

Shoes?!

Fuck all of this.

[–]RedBlow22 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She was 35 at least 15 years ago, the neck is the dead giveaway.

[–]meeritaGlobe-trotting mansplainer 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The ones that really strike me are "challenges me" and "teammates".

I don't think someone who is in the position of the queen can be challenged. Challenged to what? Clean dishes? Make a proper blowjob? I am still figuring out what she means with challenge her, because making her pregnant and give a sane child that would be a real challenge, but one I would never dare to do since I am not a selfish motherfucker who plays with others lives.

She's at least 45, not 35. Lot at her body, is totally wrinkled.

The teammate part is funny though.

[–]kingcheezit 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit out of luck there due to my cracking gold teeth and amazingly hirsute fizzog.

Guess I will have to try my luck with some other broke, past it, delusional grifter.

[–]Dumpster_Troll 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sorry but that "Chick" looks like she got a Stick

[–]mrskeetskeeter 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

How can she expect a wealthy man when she’s unemployed? Btw, she’s an “unemployed” business owner? What does that even mean?

[–]Jeviok 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She identifies as a business owner still after having lost her business, I guess.

[–]Jeviok 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's looking for Dr. Evil.

[–]south79side 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35?! Those must be city miles.

[–]Radiant_Blissyou seem angry and should consider meditation 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Get a load of the Astrology expert who's 35, going on 58

Never underestimate the predictability of stupid hoes.

[–]Impossible-Income-13 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

does she not realize that someone can open doors and still be a serial killer?, none of her requirements have anything to do with character of a person, i guess this is what happens when you spend to much time watching romantic films

[–]Stupyyy 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If she is 35 I'm 15

[–]Wildhouse83 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looks like a ladyboy. Maybe she fill find someone in Thailand.

[–]Stalingreg 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She doesn’t look a day under 50…

[–]windycityguy11 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35?! More like 53, fuck out of here

[–]buddy8665 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35?! No fucking way...Maybe if she had a slight case of progeria🤡

[–]HurrDurrGrammurr 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's 35 in the same way that I'm 9'5

[–]BuchwildSlaps Donkeys Ass: "Hell, you can swipe her all day long!" 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no way she's under 50, I'd bet the house on that.

[–]SpearWeasel 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Unemployed business owner?….Soooo she is not a business owner?….

[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She owns the business but she was such a shitty employee she fired herself.

[–]Gundamsafety 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

WT actual FUCK????

Unemployed Business owner? No if you are unemployed then you don't "own" a business you own NOTHING! That is part of the definition of UNEMPLOYED. Silly twat.

​

"I want him to be all about me" Well aren't we off on a good foot here, what about him? Nope screw that it is all about her! Now get in line you silly infantile boy, she is your new Queen! LMAO right in her face.

Not live at home. OK Homeless

Must own house.......... so lives at home????

Perfect teeth.. What are you looking for a prize horse?

Hairless EVERYWHERE? What do you want him to match your hairless cat?

Loves Football? Sorry the guy who dose the things listed on this list is not a Football fan. That is unless you mean Foot "to the" Balls fetish fan.

Nice shoes "always" even in the shower? Or how about mowing the lawn?

​

Challenges her. You mean like saying No when she demands things? But the good simp/ slave she is looking for would never say no to her...

[–]ChadTheImpailer 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL her only expectation should be to be rejected but atlas she's a woman.

[–]Ulfberht75 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Demand:

*Hairless - everywhere

Expectations:

*Plays with hair

[–]ltde5150 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's not overweight, so at least she has that going for her; but that is a rough 50, let alone 35.

[–]SwiftStrik3 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

An unemployed business owner asking for a bailout.

[–]AnalogueWaves 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I love how women with absolutely zero value think they can make demands.

[–]boomershack 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

65 at BEST!

[–]reignoferror00 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

challenges her ... to a fist fight. no holds barred. winner takes all!

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! AT THE SCRANTON DOWNTOWN CONVENTION CENTER! MONSTER CAGE FIGHT-- TWO WILL ENTER, ONE WILL EXIT! CALL TICKETMASTER!

[–]reignoferror00 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

now if the owners of Ticketmaster were in a cage fight I'd pay to see that ... as long as they weren't part of the ticket selling.
well ... if it was fight to the death I'd allow them their cut.

[–]Wtfbyamey1 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks atleast 50

[–]Theonewithdust 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

“Not live at home”? Where the fuck is brother supposed to live? Is she looking for a nomad or some shit?

[–]AnnaBanana1129 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There is NO WAY she is 35..

[–]NoFooper 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

55/65 is the new 35 I see

[–]opistrue 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

they dont even bother listing height and muscles? It is required by default?

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I assume the height definitely is. Even when they outright directly tell you it doesn’t- it still does

[–]rabidchad 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So, a man with no eyebrows?

[–]ReadRedditToday 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? Yikes the years have not been kind to her at all 😂

[–]GoMake_me_a_sandwich 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Shes definately lying about her age. Or thats a rough 35. Lying. Good start to her next relationship.

[–]Trauma-Dolll 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The fuck is an unemployed business owner

[–]MAFiA_79 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She is looking for her daddy.

Pump and dump this ugly bitch. Her horoscope won't see that coming. HaHa

[–]CuntMonteCristo 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Mental Health Awareness is international code for batshit crazy boyfriend stabbing zoloft addicted BPD biatcha...

[–]ladangereusemarried wahmyns 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35 my ass

[–]Neurismus 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She seems to be 45-50

[–]bartbitsu 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hairless - Everywhere

so ... patients on chemo only?

[–]Oxynewbdone 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is like left out week old steak demanding to be served in a Michilin starred restaurant.

[–]SomeNameIGuess69420 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Luv2cu78 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's a no for me.

[–]SquirtBurt 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What’s an, “Unemployed Business Owner?” Good grief.

Also other signs of The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse... Astrology, Mental Health Awareness, is a 2 asking for a hairless 10, and clearly lying about her age unless she’s slept outside in the sun her whole life to get her skin to look like that.

[–]BeckTech 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So what demands are harder today? Applying for jobs or dating lol?

[+]justaguyinbrooklyn 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

arms and neck tell no lies you old ass delusional whore

[+]k0unitX 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Passions: Mental Health Awareness

[–]ApeMilk 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bryan Cranston in a wig oof

[–]Hungry73 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There is no way in hell this woman is 35... my guess is 50

[+]babydaddy2000 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Straight and bisexual? Da faq???🤪

[–]Kazuma_Chunchunmaru 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Whats with that Skeletor smile? Should we warn He-Man?

[–]tikanderogaJr. Hamster Analyst 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

  • I want him to be all about me
    Right… and what do you bring to the table? You are 35 and look like 45. Sorry lass, but your ship has sailed, hit and iceberg and sank when you were 10 years younger and looked 20 years younger.

[–]Fortitude_Resolve 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Hairless - everywhere"

I cant be the only one imagining a giant man-sized baby.

[–]IJustLovetoEatBooty 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This chick is 35 like I'm 6'5

[–]rmgrugby 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine being THIS entitled

[–]Imperium_Britannia 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can't this stupid hag write some complete, unambiguous sentences?

[+]maruadventurer 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Unemployed Business Owner", aka business busted. She will treat your wallet the same way.

[–]MisterNavit 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Someone call John Constantine. The decomposing dead have started rising again. And making tinder profiles.

[–]Vikingbeard1Jr. Hamster Analyst 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So I must own a home, but not live in it? Ah, I see; I need to be living in my 10k a month penthouse apartment in New York, and own a vacation home in Malibu, got it.

[–]Hy3w_mong0u5 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? And the rest!

Unemployed and a business owner at the same time?

Straight and bisexual at the same time?

[+]leroooyyyyyyjenkins 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Body and posture look masculine. She should go muffdiving.

[+]PopularBug5 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine having to depend on others to laugh.

[–]Chaotic_Licking 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

o gosh, I hope everyone understands that fur is four. You must be a homeowner but not to live in your home!

[–]VirginWizard69 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

straight teeth? lol

[–]GrannyLesbian 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

"Unemployed Business Owner" and she has a bird chest? the tingles are shaking the fillings out of my teeth.

[+]ThenCheesecake5701 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And she's injected herself with three doses of spike proteins so you can pay for her ovarian cancer treatments in a few years!

[–]BambooRoots 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looks like a rough 35 years

[–]apoplexis 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I bring myself on the table. Legs spread.

You spoil my 40+yrs ass.

No thanks, not even Super Mario would hit that flag pole.

[–]Teososta 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hairless everywhere? Wow.

[–]Snoo16680 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She looks hydrated. Sorry, rehydrated

[–]Throwaway90618 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And what does she bring to the table?

[–]chrisinWP 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So she wants a man with alopecia?

[–]Mister_McDerp 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If thats 35 I'm 21.

[–]Selfmade_3127 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

what she brings to the table: old, nearly infertile, flat everywhere ...

I make 6 figures and have a M.Sc. in STEM ... wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

[–]PaulMurrayCbr 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Mental health awareness". Hard pass.

[–]FormerBTfan 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? Unemployed business owner? Looks 45 plus..... Went flying off the CC and hit the wall hard. Hey I know its covid right that your unemployed. Anyone worthy of what she wants would be working not unemployed, she has ambition but not for self improvement uh geeze what am I saying its a woman lol. I can just tell this one has a shrill voice and probably has that donkey mimicking laugh also.

Had one like this match with me on tinder bout 4 years ago when I was still using it to bomb soft targets of opportunity ( deleted 3 years ago)
Was a laugh and a half.

[–]defiance211Has trouble understanding the rules 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She got the 3 and the 5 reversed

[–]PirateDocBrown 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Tee hee, math is hard!

[–]Roauster 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol, is it becoming common for men to shave everywhere? I've only met bodybuilders who are competing do this.

[–]Foreverstoned201 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So they can own a home but can’t live there?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"35"

[–]cbusfinest1 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I can’t believe this is real. I mean, I should, because I’ve seen hundreds of posts like this on here, but it’s still shocking to me at times. A Skeletor looking, middle aged woman with absolutely nothing to offer but used up vagina, with a list of expectations that no one man meets, and if they did, they sure as hell wouldn’t want anything to do with her. Even though she looks 55, I’ll actually give her the benefit of the doubt of being 35. Women are hitting the wall earlier and earlier these days, must be all the excessive drinking and Chad cock riding

[–]khillik 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Mental Health Awareness, well...we know she's crazy. Line up gents. Remember, if she dreams about you cheating, you will wake up with a pair of scissors in your rib cage.

[–]NYCFC_BX_718 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oldest looking 35 year old ive ever seen

[–]Impossible-Income-13 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

if a man is not supposed to live at home, where else can he live? and hairless???!!!, Jesus Christ!!!!!. I guess she likes homeless people

[–]SnakeEyeskid 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

But shes to old for any man to be able to build a solid foundation before having kids?

I think she just made this so she can blame men for dying alone.

This is beyond insane. Shes to old to give a man a family at 35. I guess 35 in good shape still can have a few eggs working. But you would need to knock her up on the first date

So you would have to adopt. And she still looks closer to 50 then 40... Face blurred but, I dont think she was even a 3/10 when she was young.

Mental health interest... Is that code for a psychosis må

[–]3HardWaySr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You have to be pretty deep into some mental health issue to make sense of her demands.

A man who is a homeowner but does not live at home? Is he constantly on the road due to job? Does he prefer to live out of a van down by the river? Does he wander constantly through homeless camps?

No hair... anywhere? Like a bald swimmer?

I do not want answers for these questions. I just want this senior citizen, I mean 35-year-old, to stay far, far away.

[–]Pureburn 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If there’s one constant on this sub it’s if you don’t wanna date a woman over 45 make sure to set your maximum age to 34 as so many seem to lower themselves to the magical age of 35.

[–]utpoia 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What app is this from, I wish it had some age verification process. She looks like someone in her late 40s.

[+]Silver-Discipline550 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is just sad

[–]MrINTJ22 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Please insterested subjects may send their CVs

[–]OmegaSoc 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If you're gonna demand all that please at least be a bombshell of a woman and not.... whatever that is.

[–]rmgrugby 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Imagine being this entitled...

[–]incthunder 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

new here, are these things real???

[+]RachelAmber1617Single Mother 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy fucking shit!!

[–]theLOLbird 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Passionate about mental health awareness LOL... And 35? My ass

[+]Nihi1986 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Astrology and mental health awareness as passions. Now her profile is starting to make sense...

[–]Cristoff13Jr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I saw an interesting quote by Rollo Tomassi:

"Men have been, and should be, the more dominant gender because on some rudimentary psychological level we ought to realized that a woman’s love is contingent upon our capacity to maintain that love in spite of a woman’s hypergamy."

So yeah, women demand men who are better than them in every way. Taller, stronger, harder working, smarter, wittier, more confident... Given this, of course you're going to end up with Da Patriarchy.

And what does "smell good" mean exactly? I suppose just showering every day, changing your clothes and using antiperspirant wouldn't be enough. I guess she means expensive cologne.

[+]CharmingEnergy45 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Are you kidding me? Can't make this shit up.

[–]KingWhoCared86 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don’t mean to be cruel or anything but her body looks a lot like my grams. Either she’s in real rough shape at 35 or my grams is in real great shape at 80.

[+]Det_Steve_Sloan 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Let's see:

Unemployed business owner = What?

Lying about age

Wants hairless man, despite having skin of 50 year old

Wants wealthy man, despite being unemployed

Challenge me = Tantrums

There are undeclared kids in this picture, along with a bogus age trying to game filters.

[+]Marega33 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Must not live at home" So she's after a homeless? I mean she seems to be one too so ...

[–]Dianazene 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Uh.. “hairless - everywhere”?

[–]itsandrewbuck 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn! She doesn't look a day over 55!

Oh, and if a guy actually IS all of these things, what the hell is she offering? Anything? I mean other than being an "Unemployed Business Owner" -- so she has a business that apparently makes no money or sales?

[–]Paltry_Poetaster 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35??? Try 55, maybe

[+]MoggManiac 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She’s 35 going on 60 and listens to Kane Brown who wouldn’t want to bury their meat in her horse face

[+]Chingparr 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm 33.

She looks old enough to be my mom.

[+]Accomplished-Pay1725 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

holy shit, I hope she never finds a partner ever again

[–]Makkapakka777 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

35? Looks 55... The list is funny at best.

[–]RumRogerz1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Astrology was enough for me

[–]Formal-Week211 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We know she suxs she's on her knees

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