So I'm new to the community, but I've had better than average success over the years, despite being the world's biggest nerd. I've lurked for a bit here - thought I would make my first post a contribution rather than a question.

There's a killer move I have used for years, and I never understood why it worked so well until I started reading the literature. Now that I have done some reading, though, it makes perfect sense. To all the nerdy guys out there who are terrified of approaching, but can have a decent conversation once the ice is broken: this is my gift to you. Trust me, this is gold. (But there is one condition - don't let this become a crutch. Grab your balls and learn to approach as well.)

The move? Read a book at the bar. Seriously. It's magic. This one move has gotten me more ass than a donkey farm over the years.

It seems bizarre at first - no one was more surprised than I was when this got me laid over and over again, but I now understand why.

I started doing this with absolutely no concept of using it for pickup. The simple truth is that, being a big nerd, my two favorite things in the world to do are reading books and drinking beer, so why not combine the two?

Here's the thing, though. I have rarely been able to read for very long. 90% of the time, someone opens me when I do this, usually a woman, and often the hottest woman there. (This works especially well with hot female bartenders - normally a very tough target).

Try it. You can thank me later.

BTW, like I said, I have a good idea as to why this works, but I'd love to hear other Sedditors' theories before I post it. I'll add my explanation after I get some responses.

Edit: Wow, #1 on Seddit with my first post. Thanks all, hope it's fruitful.

Edit 2: I'm glad so many people like this idea, but please read TofuTofu's comment below and take it seriously.