The Friend Zone Killer

RocaRay · 2012-02-26T21:02:47+00:00

But what if they say "Me too"?

TofuTofu · 2012-02-26T20:11:31+00:00

Oldest trick in the book. Drop the F-bomb as often as possible. I've written extensively about this.

atheistjubu · 2012-02-26T21:26:19+00:00

A woman will stand by the more-than-friends door for eternity, gladly feasting on the warm favors blown in by the wind from the other side, making sure it never goes more than slightly ajar. But try to slam it shut and watch how fast she jumps through.

tinyroom · 2012-02-26T21:50:18+00:00

-"Derpina, I'm so glad we are just friends."

-"Aww Derp, that's so cute! Me too!."

FTFY

throwAwayObama · 2012-02-26T20:32:21+00:00

How did you know you were in the friendzone?

MrSparkle666 · 2012-02-26T21:16:08+00:00

How would I go about doing this in person. Do I just randomly say "Hey, I'm so glad were friends. Cause I think saying "just friends" seems a bit too much. Any thoughts?

lingual_panda · 2012-02-26T20:46:49+00:00

I wonder if I can use this on AFC guys (basically all of the ones I approach) or if they'll get butthurt and give up.

30vanquish · 2012-02-26T20:54:01+00:00

It's putting in the mind of the girl: "Challenge Accepted"

Banger44 · 2012-02-26T22:34:39+00:00

Works every time. Constantly mention how you are friends with them. Call them bro or man exclusively. Be seen with other women and they go wtf why not me. Have them over with a few drinks.

Friendzone over.

freeall · 2012-02-26T22:08:40+00:00

Was talking to a girl friend the other day. She really is just a friend. But I jokingly said "Don't I feel like a brother to you?" and right after she went "No, would you say that I'm like your sister?!" It had the same effect. She was a little annoyed that I would even suggest that.

Now if only I wanted to go to there...

somezenshitrighthere · 2012-02-27T00:21:44+00:00

tried this. didnt work

joculator · 2012-02-26T20:49:41+00:00

Years ago, I once told a girl that I would never go out with her, I thought of her as my sister. To this day I think she still want's to get with me.

Mailman7 · 2012-02-26T22:10:10+00:00

This works?! I thought you should make your intentions clear to girl that you like her. I'm so confused.

Craysh · 2012-02-26T21:34:52+00:00

You must use this power for good!

JannMDK · 2012-02-26T23:02:39+00:00

I've had sex with most of my female friends, and actually prefer to just stay friends with them, si instead I could actually see the fun in using this one just to mess with them :-) Or else there is still the one with "I'm sorry, you're right, that joke was totally inappropriate. It's my problem, I'm so used to thinking of you as one of the guys that I always forget that you're also a female."

sdbear · 2012-02-26T23:54:46+00:00

Friends make the very best lovers.

ChadMartin14 · 2012-02-27T02:13:18+00:00

Confirmed. Or well, I don't know if ya'll's moms are like mine.

Khalku · 2012-02-27T03:46:08+00:00

Protip: That will almost never work.

daveblazed · 2012-02-26T21:26:24+00:00

Only way to leave the friend zone is to stop being friends.

g1h2 · 2012-02-26T21:34:19+00:00

If only it would be so simple. What if she doesn't elaborate on the "why..." and she expects you to fill it in, that could be hella awkward.

2012-02-27T01:14:12+00:00

For anyone who is worried about her saying "why? "...

"why not?" with a smirk is ambiguous and simple.

Edit: "does it matter? " is another fine choice I think.

keyboardsoldier · 2012-02-27T02:24:43+00:00

I'm still not quite sure what the friendzone is. I mean obviously if you make a move on a girl and she tells you "let's just be friends", that's a clear cut case. If you haven't made a move or shown too much interest, basically treating her as a regular friend, are you in the friendzone too?

fathermocker · 2012-02-27T03:39:48+00:00

A girl I like just "bro'd" me. Am I fucked?

jewfro667 · 2012-02-27T04:35:55+00:00

Thing is, what if the girl accepts that she's "one of the guys"? There are girls like that. Telling her this may just end up backfiring since that's how she's viewed by the guys in her group and she's used to it.

WolfInTheField · 2012-02-27T00:58:22+00:00

This kind of shit is why I love you guys.

Thanks for being... Just... thanks. This made my day.

makemearedcape · 2012-02-27T02:27:25+00:00

Also known as "playing hard to get." This isn't rocket science.

PhoenixJ3 · 2012-02-27T19:19:24+00:00

Simplified: People want what they can't have.

QMaker · 2012-02-27T23:56:03+00:00

I like to hold the door open with my dick. Hey, it's there if you slip!

G-KiiD · 2012-02-28T00:38:33+00:00

When u be to kind to a girl that gas mixed feelung about you.

2012-02-27T02:03:43+00:00

cool story bro

karlbarx · 2012-02-27T02:56:07+00:00

I saw this threads title and it reminds me of this thing single women say to me as a joke. She's like "I'll sleep with you if you don't kill me." then we laugh. And I realize she must be expecting the Friend Zone Killer the guy who kills when he gets friend-zoned.

TofuTofu · 2012-02-27T01:51:05+00:00

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TruthTaco · 2012-02-27T07:27:17+00:00

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get_out_now · 2012-02-27T18:09:52+00:00

I have fucked nearly every single one of my female friends

Just fucking them ensures they will be friend-zoned, because I can only date a girl if I didn't fuck her purely based on my alpha status.

Ladies, if you want to keep a man, make us work for it. Let me earn you. You need to hold up your end of the bargain and not be a complete whore though.

TofuTofu · 2012-02-27T01:55:28+00:00

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Title	The Friend Zone Killer
Author	fluidkarma
Upvotes	517
Comments	167
Date	February 26, 2012 7:33 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/q6zng/the_friend_zone_killer/
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