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[–]LonchuraStriataFDS Newbie 806 points807 points808 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's one of the hardest self burns I've ever seen.
[–]fds_throwaway_4_uFDS Newbie 93 points94 points95 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha right. Like omg.
[–]SoftritoFDS Apprentice 465 points466 points467 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Community dicks are just males who can't satisfy women so they always have to find new unsuspecting women.
[–]Some-Air9442FDS Newbie 168 points169 points170 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They get rejected and ditched which is why they have to be community dick.
[–]BooksandEarlGreyTeaFDS Newbie 396 points397 points398 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Self burn and admitting you are community dick, way to own yourself hard scrote.
[–]poison_snaccFDS Newbie 83 points84 points85 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I want to know what exactly prompts a male to write something like this and post it on the internet? What on earth does he have to gain? Why? Because he knows the truth. It sure follows the typical scrote line of thinking- she didn’t enjoy herself with me so she must have never enjoyed herself in her entire life. When they spout this kind of bullshit, they know it isn’t true. They are stupid, yes, but not that stupid. Is he trying to convince someone dumber than him? Is he pandering to incels? Or does he just get off on negative attention?
[–]TikiTikiTata-chalalaFDS Newbie 54 points55 points56 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it's a way for them to flex on other men, they flex the number of women they had, and probably flexing r@pe too- that the women didn't enjoy it means they got to hurt/r@pe women
[–]K0rlaFDS Newbie 312 points313 points314 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a long way to spell out “I m bad at sex”
[–]aoi4egFDS Newbie 298 points299 points300 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
My ex once tried to convince me that it's my fault I can't cum. Politely told him that his fingering technique simply sucks since I have a delightful orgasm every time I do it myself.
[–]poison_snaccFDS Newbie 156 points157 points158 points 4 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
My pornsick, forever-erectile dysfunctioned ex tried to convince me that I was having “squirting” orgasms when really he would just jab at me repeatedly so hard that it smushed my urethra and I peed a little involuntary. After about the 12th time I tried to argue with him that no, i didn’t climax nor orgasm nor feel much of anything at all— he had a terrible time reading any nonverbal cues— I realized fully what a horrifying impact porn has had on men and that it 100% destroyed the relationship before it even started. I mean, the fucking porn along with his total lack of self control and horrible personality. I wasn’t broken sexually, I was just hanging onto someone who went to the School of Coomers and refused to ever graduate. Never again, ladies!
[–]BrightIdeaGeneratorFDS Newbie 90 points91 points92 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was broken sexually. Say it. HE was.
[–]aoi4egFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LVM be like "But women in porn enjoy it! Something might be wrong with you!". Yeah, mate, sure. On the other hand, men in porn last 2-3 hours while you barely hold for 3 minutes, so something is wrong with you too.
[–]MadholleyFDS Newbie 67 points68 points69 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the most upsetting thing I have read on FDS. I am so sorry this happened to you. I simply can't fathom "convincing" someone they had an orgasm. I'm grateful you escaped and wish a lifetime of disappointment on that man.
[–]poison_snaccFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a long story that I will tell at a different time and basically I wanted to say here that it wasn’t as bad as it sounds, but I guess it was. There’s something to be said about near-constant manipulation and the power it has over your mindset. I really appreciate that and yeah I am really, really glad to be out of that situation.
[–]The_Cat_EmpressFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
School of Coomers is a great way to call porn addiction.
Also that scrote is gross and delusional, sorry you had to deal with this dude.
[–]ArugulaIsAwesomeFDS Apprentice 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I feel like this topic should be a whole post.I myself have been a “squirter” since I was about 18 but it doesn’t happen during sex and only with a few partners.
I had one partner who was consistently able to do it but looking back on it I’m questioning how enjoyable it really was.
He had to be pretty aggressive and it certainly felt like a “release of tension” in the body but I wouldn’t necessarily call it an orgasm.
Like it’s VERY different that clitorial stimulation, which I prefer over the two.
[–]PinkestMangoFDS Apprentice 155 points156 points157 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
A woman responded saying her bestie made her cum 31 times on her 31st bday and that he's worthless lol
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 133 points134 points135 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Another guy responded to him, "You'd have to waterboard me to pry this information out of me."
[–]PinkestMangoFDS Apprentice 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I didn't get that one, lol.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 91 points92 points93 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
lol he's making fun of the original tweeter's stupidity, basically saying, "You'd literally have to pry this admission out of me under torture, what's wrong with you?"
[–]PinkestMangoFDS Apprentice 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh so waterboarding is torture gotcha
[–]GlitteryMossFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
waterboarding
a form of torture in which water is poured over a cloth covering the face and breathing passages of an immobilized captive, causing the person to experience the sensation of drowning
from wikipedia. yes, horrible stuff
[–]MeredeenFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don't know what either of those things are
[–]GlitteryMossFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah "Water" and "Cuba" really bring a totally different image to mind.
[–]W3remaidFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her.. bestie?
[–]PinkestMangoFDS Apprentice 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he was probably an ex that she stayed friends with. She also says late meaning that he died
[–]misandryismadeupFDS Newbie 167 points168 points169 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Male logic be like: if I can’t do something that everyone else can, that means it’s biologically impossible & everyone else is lying lmao
[–]GlitteryMossFDS Newbie 55 points56 points57 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Male Corollary: "If I'm the common denominator, it is because everyone else is wrong"
Yes, that poorly spelled out on purpose.
[–]Ocean417 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so embarrassing and I am absolutely here for it
[–]bleda_princeznaFDS Newbie 142 points143 points144 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good idea to post publicly he's useless in bed. Hopefully that'll lead to less women falling into his trap.
Edit: If he actually managed to do that in the first place.
[–]Astral_weaverFDS Newbie 122 points123 points124 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Laughs uncomfortably
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you send this link to him, he will probably think you agree that women over estimate their capacity to orgasm 🙄🤣
[–]Astral_weaverFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor unfortunate soul, he knows nothing.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄
[–]august-27FDS Newbie 119 points120 points121 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The self-burn is great, but I'm also laughing at this logic of "because I haven't seen it with my own eyes, it must be impossible"
Does he also not believe in... gravity? viruses? the round earth? the great wall of china?
His sexual partner count is definitely higher than his IQ.
[–]AsizellaFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Object permanence can be hard for babies.
[–]scorchedsouIFDS Newbie 76 points77 points78 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not one woman was willing to sleep with him a second time, hence why he had resort to becoming a community dick.
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 109 points110 points111 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Somebody, please be kind enough to tell him…..
[–]melympia 51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
... that he just sucks in bed and shouldn't ever try again because he's beyond hopeless?
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
You would have hoped that hundreds of imaginary ONS would have given him a hint…. Well at least it’s out in public now so ladies can try to resist his flamboyant charm… not worth it… hopeless in bed 🤣
[–]frostetvindu 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess we're busted 😖
[–]stxrchildFDS Newbie[S] 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
[–]Itsknowntohappen 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reason #103 to ghost him
[–]LoadsOfSkeletons 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s one hell of a self-own
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice 61 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That grammar alone made my vagina shrink deeper inside itself.
[–]scaryspice42069FDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn not even water boarding could get this kinda information out of me 😬
[–]SpittensFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And not an ounce of self-awareness was found that day ....
[–]karaokekillerFDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a way to tell on yourself lol
[–]SakuraGirl88FDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell me you're bad at sex without telling me you're bad at sex.
[–]womanofmyownheart 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's also biologically impossible for the frontal lobe to develop any more, at his age.
[–]found_thissubfinally 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao he roasted himself without even realising it. What a loser. 🤣
[–]Basem3ntFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I failed every math test ever…math is a myth
[–]tuberosetearsFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another guy replied to him and said "even water boarding couldn't have gotten that out of me" 😂
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CLB Why are you happy to admit that?
[–]xfelugirlxFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay this scrote telling on himself hahahaha
[–]anadreamy2FDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel sorry for all these women that had sex with this guy( if that’s is even true to begin with and he’s not lying about that number). Men like this should just stay away from us completely because how can you feel proud of yourself for not making any women orgasm when this is something very easy to do? It’s not that hard with you put the effort to know the other person’s body and listen to what they need but men like this just don’t care about any of this
[–]misandryisnotrealFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
not the community ricky telling on himself
[–]NotMyRealName814FDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's such a crazy self own I'm shocked it wasn't tweeted by one of the Trump men, especially Don Jr.
[–]SnooPickles7369FDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I came just lastnight! This poor, deluded man.
[–]PinkPetalCdistbeautyFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck I liked The Saints too :(
[–]Summoning-FreaksFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember seeing this meme on ifunny(?) and even the men are roasting tf out of his dude. Don’t get me wrong, all men who boast about sex are trash, but why the fuck would anyone boast about not being able to help women achieve an orgasm?
Thanks for letting us know in advance I guess?
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