Trust him, he’s worth it

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-12-28T06:03:29+00:00

49 yo who can't even write in his own language 🤦‍♀️

narinari2 · 2021-12-28T06:16:35+00:00

Could there ever be a greener flag than a barely literate 49 year old man mentioning sex in the first sentence of his dating profile? Bonus points if he had fishing pics ☺️

cookiemonstergirls · 2021-12-28T05:55:18+00:00

He has no time for drama or bs but also compares himself to a bull which sounds pretty dramatic to me.... Thats a scrote for sure. He really thinks hes the prize lol.

ChgItToRayGunYouFuck · 2021-12-28T05:55:40+00:00

People literally said the phrase "bull in a china shop" to him, meaning he doesn't think carefully before he says stuff and ends up hurting people.

Yet, in the next line, he says he's sEnSiTiVe and CaRiNg. Dude, pick one.

He at least has the sensitive part right. And he's only caring about his own feelings and not others.

Why does he think he'd be worth getting to know better?

brgbackBachCan · 2021-12-28T06:17:01+00:00

Scrotes reading so little these days that the space before a comma looks normal to them.

AmethystAngel86 · 2021-12-28T06:00:36+00:00

Ew. Who do these profiles appeal to? Are there women who read this and actually swipe right? This guy sounds unhinged and oblivious

2021-12-28T08:00:37+00:00

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myheartisfulloflove · 2021-12-28T05:56:12+00:00

Translation: "I will be the biggest man child you will ever have the displeasure of being around. I will scream at the top of my lungs to get as much attention from you and from anyone within 100 yards away from me, be as dramatic as possible for the lols, make you go insane at my hot-and-cold, push-pull, is-she-really-a-friend-or-am-i-smacking-her-ass-to-make-you-jealous shit games, and after all of that? Tell everyone how fucking crazy you are after we break up and turn everyone against you. But trust me, I'm worth it."

relampagos_shawty · 2021-12-28T08:09:21+00:00

Hard pass

JadeBaby2211 · 2021-12-28T14:56:41+00:00

These types of profiles are disturbing on a deep level to me because even with his grammar and punctuation, the patriarchy will automatically assume that he's more competent than me because he has a penis🙃 even if I write well in reality, it doesn't matter, because "he has so much potential, don't be judgemental"

onceuponasea · 2021-12-28T13:32:39+00:00

49???? He sounds 19

__kamikaze__ · 2021-12-28T16:52:14+00:00

”I love sex”

In other news, water is wet. Not sure why men feel the need to point this out on their profile.

If anything it’s a turn off, because he seems like the type to pester you for sex then call it off once you don’t do it ten times a day. At that point he’ll tell you “but I told you I like sex” then use it as an excuse to either cheat or breakup.

hexriot2001 · 2021-12-28T12:23:49+00:00

49!!!!! eeewwwwww

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-12-28T17:10:53+00:00

Everything in his bio screams "abuser". He'll veg out on the couch watching sports, expects sex on demand, being a "handful" is usually a saying parents use to describe a rambunctious, hyperactive toddler, "bull in a china shop" describes someone who's careless and reckless, his being "sensitive" = someone who whines and has easily hurt fee-fees when one is asserting a boundary with him, and the whole thing about him going into rage mode if he perceives a slight screams of high assault risk. BuT hE's WoRtH iT 🤡. Next.

relationship_reddit · 2021-12-28T19:40:15+00:00

The people who are always going on about how much they hate drama are involved in drama more than anyone else.

scorchedsouI · 2021-12-28T09:53:41+00:00

I like tactful men who are considerate, masculine and elegant in their movements and manners. No woman likes men who act like reckless children, socially or otherwise.

ello-motto · 2021-12-28T10:39:47+00:00

Swipe left.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-12-28T16:59:15+00:00

he sure is worth all her therapy sessions after he's done with her.

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-12-28T17:38:27+00:00

He sounds abusive, honestly.

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2021-12-28T06:06:54+00:00

Life is short and so is he.

thewetdog_ · 2021-12-28T13:04:16+00:00

5’8”

Bekinditsfree · 2021-12-28T16:18:05+00:00

Ewww no thanks scrotie 🤮🤮

katiekat0214 · 2021-12-28T15:35:42+00:00

she, he AND they? LOLOL

GoldandGlowing · 2021-12-28T09:25:08+00:00

5’8? I think the fuck not.

Spittens · 2021-12-28T19:50:17+00:00

I think I am sensitive and caring but I don't let anyone fuck with me

I'm a massive abusive asshole who gets turned on by a woman crying, I have a huge tough-guy alpha-male complex, I will pretend to care about your feelings for as long as it takes to get into your pants (better be less than 3 dates, though, or I'll call you a prude).

ItsFreezen · 2021-12-28T12:41:07+00:00

Why not date a football player, because your 49 yrs old and none of your exes have stuck around.

fireforestfairy · 2021-12-28T11:37:31+00:00

At least he's honest about how much he loves sex.

Mcccy · 2021-12-28T21:27:31+00:00

By his bio I thought he was like 20 and then noticed he's fourty freaking nine.

lolmemberberries · 2021-12-28T23:19:21+00:00

This guy writes like he's borderline illiterate. On top of that, he sounds like he has an awful personality.

silentstraymelon · 2021-12-28T22:57:25+00:00

The only thing lower than my expectations for this man is his height lol.

MACMUA · 2021-12-28T20:38:47+00:00

5’8 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ytsorFx · 2021-12-28T11:29:29+00:00

He sounds like a catch. Where do I sign up?

esthermaniii · 2021-12-29T18:24:29+00:00

49??!!!! Men don’t get better as they age

Title	Trust him, he’s worth it
Author	Pryras
Upvotes	340
Comments	60
Date	December 28, 2021 5:43 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/rq85qt/trust_him_hes_worth_it/
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