hOw dO i NoT eMbArRaSs mY HuSbAnD aBoUt hiS bUtT CrUmBs

miss_peach94 · 2021-02-06T05:08:30+00:00

Look how she's trying to sugar-coat his behaviour by calling them 'crumbs'. Call them what they fucking are, dried up pieces of shit.

Curiousquest2 · 2021-02-06T02:42:18+00:00

I love how she’s really worried about coming off as condescending to someone who doesn’t even wipe their ass. This is fucking foul. Lord please help this girl find the FDS light.

Starsuponstars · 2021-02-06T02:44:57+00:00

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CheetahEnergy · 2021-02-06T02:45:53+00:00

Wtf did i just read

Jinxhourglass · 2021-02-06T05:29:46+00:00

How do people like this not end up in the clinic or hospital at any point? Yall ever seen those stats about how most people have a habit of touching their face 16-23 times every hour and almost half the time they touch a mucous membrane? Does he just never get pink eye? Any type of infection? Nothing?

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-02-06T06:16:54+00:00

“Some of you may think I’m trolling” no sis, just a quick scroll thru this sub and you’ll know WE BELIEVE YOU. 🤢

dembar126 · 2021-02-06T04:22:07+00:00

At this point being in a relationship with most straight men is like one step away from bestiality.

nom-de-plume_12 · 2021-02-06T07:08:03+00:00

Throw the whole man away, along with his shit crumbs.

ihavenoideadwhatimdo · 2021-02-06T04:13:06+00:00

i hope this is fake

randomgirlimok · 2021-02-06T04:21:30+00:00

That is foul. My ex used to sleep naked. I put a stop to that when I found a poop stain on the bottom sheet right in the area where his butt is. Unless you’re washing the sheets every day, put some damn pajamas on. (And no he never washed the sheets once, I always did, once a week. I’m pretty sure he would sleep for a month in the same poop stained sheets if I wasn’t there)

ariaa126 · 2021-02-06T06:43:16+00:00

I threw up a little in my mouth 🤢

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-06T06:06:03+00:00

A male friend of mine said he felt little sympathy for her because she should've noticed sooner 🤨

He may have a point, but in her defense, men smell gross and don't realize it. I would just tolerate the odor and not mention anything to exes. But she mentioned in the comments he didn't do this before when they lived together. Is this really a question we need to add to the vetting process?

Do you wash your belly button? Do you empty the lint trap? Do you use toilet paper?????

Madholley · 2021-02-06T02:50:04+00:00

Your title had me rolling. So glad we can come to this safe space and agree that wiping your ass is not optional.

Picklepromises · 2021-02-06T07:25:50+00:00

I simply cannot describe how disgusting this is to me. I’m the kind to take a shower afterwards because I never feel clean enough after simply wiping with toilet paper. For context, we use jet sprays in my home country.

BaffledBazaar · 2021-02-06T03:20:53+00:00

wHY donT yoU cOmMuNicATE???

oi_oi_oink · 2021-02-06T03:24:44+00:00

Oh god, he's gross! How tf does this woman tolerate it, I can't even tolerate men who don't shower regularly and smell like dudes (hope this makes sense, it's a very distinct and gross odour)

LilyFuckingBart · 2021-02-06T08:00:20+00:00

... SHE.... is worried that .... she ... is gonna come off weird???

CherryRainbowx · 2021-02-06T06:27:18+00:00

What in the world did I just read.

Altowhovian93 · 2021-02-06T06:35:11+00:00

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW no how does she just accept this???

PhilosophyCharming77 · 2021-02-06T07:36:25+00:00

Guess she got herself into some shit....

nightcrawling2 · 2021-02-06T10:57:16+00:00

Imagine being married at 22 ( sigh) to a man who doesn't wash his ass. God, I feel deeply for this woman. Hopefully she ll see the light.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-06T07:54:51+00:00

How does telling someone off that they've sprinkled literal pieces of shit as being condescending? Seriously, how did they not know basic hygiene like wiping their arse after going to the toilet?

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-02-06T08:13:06+00:00

I would divorce immediately. I have two younger brothers, I know men are nasty pigs.

aquietsword · 2021-02-06T08:34:27+00:00

I already know scrotes be sickening. But this is just proof poitive that we as a society are fucking failing our girls if they grow up to be women that has it in them to put up with shit like this.

EarthKveik · 2021-02-06T10:15:28+00:00

OK, either:

This is fake. Please oh please be fake. Surely to fuck she'd smell this coming!. But she's in her early 20s so her judgement might not be 100% and there's every possibility he's started doing this since they tied the knot.
He is a genuine knuckle-dragging cretin. Maybe his care giver(s) had serious mental illnesses or neurodevelopmental challenges and he grew up in a shit stained cave somewhere. In which case how in the name of fuck did he manage to find a woman willing to marry him?

OR,

He gets off on making her live with his shit crumbs.

We have "bread crumbing" as a term in the FDS lexicon. Can we make "shit crumbing" a new term? For when the relationship seems good but they start trickling in little acts of abuse?

frogchickenhorse · 2021-02-06T07:41:31+00:00

I actually dry retched reading part of that, seriously there are no words

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-02-06T08:27:50+00:00

Yeah, she’s going to have to set anything that ass crumbing reject has come in contact with on fire then douse the ashes with holy water. It’s the only way.

flower_vs_mower · 2021-02-06T08:58:08+00:00

I mean.. even my dog licks its butt clean afterwards. This is sickening.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-02-06T07:04:53+00:00

This is a hostile act of aggression towards her. She needs to run. 🤡

maraslove · 2021-02-06T10:42:06+00:00

And she’s still going to stay with him just for the sake of saying she’s married... NEXT! So over these women and these nuisance posts about how smelly and disgusting the person they married is. It’s always the same ole thing with zero changes.

Fantastic-Living · 2021-02-06T08:51:31+00:00

This might be the worst thing i have ever read. I couldn't get to the end

Starsuponstars · 2021-02-06T09:53:27+00:00

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

2021-02-06T11:12:25+00:00

WTF?? How can you care about being condescending when he doesn't wipe his but and leaves bits of shit in the bed????

Who cares about the feelings of someone who doesn't have basic hygiene?

Edit: how can she be ok sleeping in shit?

karaokekiller · 2021-02-06T09:06:12+00:00

How the frik is that even close to acceptable?!??!

LockLimePie · 2021-02-06T09:06:50+00:00

I actually dry heaved ... Jesus

Meadow97 · 2021-02-06T10:57:30+00:00

Oh come on..... This has to be trolling right? Someone please tell me this is a joke because I refuse to believe what I've read.

So now we've gotta vet for this shit too?

sandzak_bih · 2021-02-06T11:13:28+00:00

I can't

bootyinspector9000 · 2021-02-06T11:06:21+00:00

WHAT

2021-02-06T11:51:37+00:00

I gagged. Omg. Even Hades isn’t responsible for the bar being this low.

eveloe · 2021-02-06T08:16:57+00:00

I’m sorry OP, but I’m starting to wonder why these posts about women in misery are relevant to us in the first place?

We can’t help the woman in the post because you can’t link or tell us which community this was posted in. We can’t DM her either because it’s seen as doxxing.

I fear that posts like this are conditioning the women in this sub to accept bad behaviour. So someone reading this might think “well at least my LVM isn’t so bad. At least he wipes his bum”

There’s something to be said about the kind of environment you build for yourself and I think posts like this are in poor taste.

ima35yearoldwhiteman · 2021-02-06T11:55:39+00:00

my friend sent this to me and I almost hurled 😭😭😭 God forbid I ever marry a man who actually hates my guts

Title	hOw dO i NoT eMbArRaSs mY HuSbAnD aBoUt hiS bUtT CrUmBs
Author	LucysFakeTits
Upvotes	229
Comments	80
Date	February 6, 2021 2:32 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ldnvnx/how_do_i_not_embarrass_my_husband_about_his_butt/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/how-do-i-not-embarrass-my-husband-about-his-butt.1192934 https://theredarchive.com/post/1192934

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