Woman asks for the nicest way to approach asking her husband to stop leaving poop crumbs in their bed

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mjkmeow83 · 2021-02-06T02:16:52+00:00

Another barn animal on the loose. How could she not know he didn’t use toilet paper before they got married? Doesn’t her nose work? I can’t....

ScrappleSandwiches · 2021-02-06T02:50:53+00:00

Can’t we get through one week on Reddit without a “I love my boyfriend but he doesn’t brush his teeth/wipe his ass/shower” post?! Just one?

I’m still waiting on a story to top the guy whose bed was a nest of dirty clothes on the floor, and he expected her to sleep in the nest.

Maybe that guy and this guy can get together and they can make a dirty-clothes-poop adobe nest like a couple of swallows.

ReignOnYou95 · 2021-02-06T02:32:59+00:00

Imagine if women did this shit. Like women used to pretend like they didnt even shit at all and shes worried about telling him to stop leaving shit in their bed. I cant

RacePinkBlack · 2021-02-06T02:23:39+00:00

There are way too many stories like this.

poison_snacc · 2021-02-06T02:52:55+00:00

I SAW THIS AND DIED. I remember on the thread 80% of the comments cried DIVORCE and thank god.

chickenery · 2021-02-06T05:20:50+00:00

I don’t understand how this doesn’t destroy ALL attraction she has for him. 😷

2021-02-06T04:38:09+00:00

Men: women are so entitled

2021-02-06T02:26:40+00:00

A literal shitpost.

salthoney · 2021-02-06T06:48:43+00:00

Apparently he only started this after they got married and moved in together. Before that he was on his best behavior. What a great thing to wake up to on your honeymoon...

SPdoc · 2021-02-06T02:09:15+00:00

Yuck. Can’t believe I read this while eating dinner

snootdidanoot · 2021-02-06T08:55:03+00:00

Shit crumbs. He leaves shit crumbs in bed. I well and truly hope she divorces him.

gfcacdista · 2021-02-06T02:19:24+00:00

... RUN !

RacePinkBlack · 2021-02-06T02:26:43+00:00

Oh my fucking goodness

planethoneyy · 2021-02-06T14:54:27+00:00

Sorry but if you can put with this, I consider her nasty as well by proximity. This is freaking disgusting.

wagonwheel_ · 2021-02-06T15:11:32+00:00

please for the love of god de-normalize sleeping with, let alone marrying, these nasty barn animals 🤦🏼‍♀️

sstena · 2021-02-06T18:34:50+00:00

Can we please get a post flair for stories of male grossness and fake incompetence? This stuff amuses me to no end.

The sad part is women are socially gaslit to doubt whether it is reasonable to call men out for leaving literal dingle berries around Jesus f christ.

coloneldjmustard · 2021-02-06T15:30:59+00:00

She typed all of that out and decided the question to ask Reddit was “how do I ask him to stop without coming off weird and condescending?” Ummmm nah, sis. The appropriate question would be: Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

marpu_el_magnifico · 2021-02-06T15:17:48+00:00

What the actual fuck? He might aswell just drag his arse along the carpet like the disgusting beast he is. No further words.

greatcathy · 2021-02-06T12:48:47+00:00

Oh for Heaven's sake

2021-02-06T13:58:13+00:00

Oh goodness she has to ask. Should we tell her?

level_up_always · 2021-02-06T05:49:39+00:00

op should post her question on edit: a certain mom subreddit* that's where all the poop crumb experts are.

PrettyPopping · 2021-02-06T20:17:33+00:00

His literal sh*t is all over the house. I would not be able to set a foot inside it. In this case I would actually advice her to pack her stuff (or maybe leave it all behind, because that too is probably covered in sh*t) and go. She should sue his ass for ruining her possesions.

seraphinelysion · 2021-02-07T02:06:29+00:00

This is acceptable for men, but leg hair on women is absolutely disgusting, right? Got it. /s

Mcccy · 2021-02-06T02:30:45+00:00

Anyone else remembers when Ryland said the same almost thing about Shane? I thought and hoped I'd never see or read anything like this, but here I am.

2021-02-06T17:20:05+00:00

Dear god.

This needs to be in her divorce documents as the reason for a fault divorce.

IAteTheDragon · 2021-02-06T19:26:12+00:00

My literal dog has better habits on his own😮. He is always very sad, apathetic and botherted when shit gets tangled inbetween his butt hair.

Gourmay · 2021-02-06T14:34:44+00:00

What the fuck

miwamus · 2021-02-06T17:24:42+00:00

I believe women write these posts just to see how far men will take it to have the backs of other men.

TululahJayne · 2021-02-06T23:13:47+00:00

My soul has left my body. I read two.sentences and stopped. What the hell is this? Another comment on this thread asked, "Can you imagine if women acted this way??" And i can't. Absolutely not.

sikulet · 2021-02-06T16:02:31+00:00

Yuck 🤢

ThoraFriganza · 2021-02-06T17:29:58+00:00

I want to throw up 🤮 why did I read this while eating. So instead of pooping he picks poop from his as and throws it in the house. I would immidiatly tell him how disgusting, unhygienic, unattractive it is and divorce if he doesn't chance it. Not that I would have even married him in the first place. Just like a gorilla or orangutan but at least those animals need the nutrition from their poop and that's the reason for them picking poop, we don't

YoYoMaSoFat · 2021-02-07T01:46:31+00:00

Jesus, this sounds like something my disgusting ex-husband would have done. I'll never forget the time he took his shoes off in a movie theater and started PICKING AND EATING BITS OF DEAD SKIN OFF HIS FEET. IN FUCKING PUBLIC. Or the MANY times he'd pick and eat his boogers in front of people (he thought he was being sneaky. He was not). Or all the times I found dingleberries while going down on him...

And somehow he's still clueless as to why our sex life died...

Jay-quellen · 2021-02-06T19:02:31+00:00

How is this so fucking common?! JUST HOW, I ASK.

Reimustein · 2021-02-07T02:10:02+00:00

Oh my god. Someone commented that she should sit him down and cOmMuNiCaTE with him. No. Absolutely no! That NOT something you need to communicate with someone!! If I ever had to sit down with my man and tell him that, I would be better off leaving.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2021-02-09T01:04:37+00:00

Serious question.

HOW is this supposed to be an "upgrade" over being single? Why is this appealing?

Someone please tell me why we would prefer to deal and put up with this versus just being single and sleeping in a bed WITH NO SHIT CRUMBS!

nouvellenoel · 2021-02-06T03:54:58+00:00

What the hell am I reading?! That’s beyond disgusting. I wouldn’t even want that guy to touch me... or anything I own.

3lbsofjewelry · 2021-02-06T21:58:07+00:00

This. Is. Horrifying. I have no words....

loleetahaze · 2021-02-07T00:23:28+00:00

And he is still her HUSBAND? He is a grown man who doesn't wipe his ass and he's still her husband?

mtan15 · 2021-02-07T11:06:38+00:00

Start by not letting his poopy ass hands any where near you.... how on earth has she been reduced to mute on this conversation...

Meredeen · 2021-02-07T07:23:22+00:00

Jesus H Christ what in the 🤮🤮🤮

Title	Woman asks for the nicest way to approach asking her husband to stop leaving poop crumbs in their bed
Author	candybubblestar
Upvotes	302
Comments	84
Date	February 6, 2021 1:58 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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