... it’s a man with options; a man who knows women want his dick.

Summary: NFL player hosts ‘private party’. Men attempt to shame his behaviour as wrong or immoral.

Enter LeSean McCoy: an All-Star NFL running back, who is arguably the best player at his position in the entire league. As a top-level professional athlete, McCoy is rich, in amazing shape and carries himself with a confident – almost arrogant – swagger that we know is irresistible to women.

So, what does a man like this do for fun during the offseason? Well, he hosts sex parties for him and his friends because why the fuck not.

Recently, on a social media account, McCoy posted an image of an invitation to a ‘private event celebration’. But there’s a catch: the invitation was for females only, ages 21+ and the party is to be held at a private location. The guests are not allowed to bring a +1 (i.e. a man) and are required to provide pictures of themselves along with a copy of their ID for age verification. Upon arrival at the party, all women must sign a confidentiality agreement.

Here is a link with a picture of the invitation and a brief synopsis of the story:

https://archive.is/z6lsJ

Now, the enlightened RP male might think, “Damn, what a boss. I wish I had that kind of money and influence to make this shit happen”. And maybe some of you do; however, I would assume that most of us here do not.

While some here may not agree with McCoy’s method of getting women, I think it is safe to say that most of us wish we had the ability to pull off something like this. This is a man who knows that – based solely on his wealth and status – he will have tons of women responding to the invitation.

Furthermore, McCoy was smart about it:

  • Only women who are 21+ are allowed entry: This prevents any potential legal issues involving the consumption of alcohol. The guests IDs will be checked at the door.

  • The party is to be held at a ‘private location’: McCoy doesn’t want anyone crashing his party and wants to enjoy his private party.

  • You aren’t allowed to bring a +1: McCoy doesn’t want a sausage fest, white knights, jealous boyfriends, orbiters or competition for him and his friends.

  • Guests must provide pictures beforehand: When you’re a top percentile male, no uggos are allowed at your shindigs.

  • Guests must sign a confidentiality agreement: McCoy doesn’t want pictures of said event becoming public. The man wants some privacy. Furthermore, after recent scandals like the Bill Cosby situation, McCoy is perhaps protecting himself from future allegations that women were ‘raped’ or ‘drugged’ at his party after regretting their decision to get gangbanged by an NFL player and his friends.

This is every man’s dream. If they tell you it isn’t, they’re lying. What man doesn’t want to have crazy sex parties where scores of women want your dick? A gay man, that’s who.

I know I don’t need to tell you this, but guess what the general reaction from the public is? Guess what people are saying? That’s right, it’s everyone’s favourite male-shaming buzzword: LeSean McCoy is ‘creepy’.

The funny thing is, it’s men who are calling him creepy (women are probably too busy trying to RSVP). Men are now using the word ‘creepy’ to describe the behaviour of their fellow man. However, they are using it in a very different context than women.

When a man is creepy to a woman, he is beneath her; she is disgusted that a man of such low SMV would dare approach her or try to initiate contact.

To the men calling McCoy ‘creepy’, it’s quite obvious that they are simply envious. These are the same men who vilified Tiger Woods for sleeping with dozens of pornstars and models. These envious men will never know what it’s like to be this desirable to women. Bill Burr has a great bit about this very thing: until you’re able to walk off the 18th green and be met by a busload of Scandinavian whores willing to ride your dick, you have no right to judge their decisions.

Men use words like ‘creepy’ in an attempt to obtain the moral high ground. They know they cannot compete with men like LeSean McCoy or Tiger Woods, so they dismiss their behaviour as immoral. It’s all they have. They hope that in doing this, women will see how great they are; that they aren’t some kind of ‘sexual deviant’ and that they 'respect women'.

But the truth hurts. What these men don’t understand is that women are definitely responding to the invitation. As ‘creepy’ as McCoy is to these men, he’s ‘hawt’ to these women.

While we may never become a LeSean McCoy or a Tiger Woods, we can learn to develop a similar mindset: abundance mentality, IDGAF, confidence and amused mastery. We may never play in the NFL, but we can work towards an NFL-body by hitting the gym hard. We may never be able to put out invitations online and host a private sex party, but we can spin plates, date who we want and refuse to get married.

Lessons Learned:

  • When you are able to have success with women, men will become jealous. Betas can't stand a man with options.

  • Whether it’s dating younger women, multiple women or only a certain type of women, men and women will attempt to shame you.

  • When it comes to your personal life, fuck who you want (literally) and fuck everyone else (figuratively).